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Del Naja edition
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not using the anime paki thread
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me oh my esss mario
thas a spicay meataballa
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Don't want to get up
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>you get rich by spending money on expensive, depreciating consumer electronics

Thanks for business advice pham
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrXAHZXihPY

almost lads

so close
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>In the fight between Britain first and Paki extremists I prefer paki extremists

Rasheed
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yeah fuck the anime one
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>>54065403
stunning, just stunning.
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Who /uni/ here?

Which one are you at?
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>>54065463
you'd be a literal billionaire had you bought an early apple machine but i just meant the first bit of your post
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got this weird red mark on my chest

i scratched it away then it literally grew back, it looks like dry blood but it's been there for months what the hell
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right lads, mummy says she isn't cutting my hair anymore so now I have to go and get my hair cut in a hair cut place for the first time in my life

what do I ask for and what do I do? I'm scared and confused. I just want a nice normal haircut that's cool but also don't want to look like one of those ladwanker cheeky nandos bible twat dickheads with their haircuts

help
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NEED a poo
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>think girl is average-looking at best and can be pretty ugly at times
>start to fall for her personality and such
>start to think she's actually kinda cute and not as ugly as I first thought
>realize that's probably only because I now fancy her
>drama happens; we now hate and try to avoid eachother
>yet I still think she looks cute

Explain this to me lads
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halo
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what's the obsession with wanting fannys as tight as possible

i've had a girl be too tight and it was painful, i couldn't get it in. how is this better
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reminder that islam is a death cult and anyone who adheres to it wants you dead. there are no moderate muslims, it's not possible.
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>>54065509

uni of life, studying machine operation
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>>54065509
>paying for knowledge instead of using google
literally why lmao
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>>54065509
University of Kent
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Queue tea par too tee
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>>54065537
Sadcase
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>>54065532
>realize
fuck off yank
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what's for sunday roast today?
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>Why indeed my fellow gentleman, I am indeed a proud frequenter of the esteemed institutions of further education known as "unis"
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>>54065557
Really? Me too. Where you at?
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>>54065546
how thick is your dick?
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>>54065559
That's fucking disgusting

where is my sick bucket
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>Girl messages me asking a question
>Message her back
>No reply
Why
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https://twitter.com/rosyrutherford/status/690267591873531904
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>>54065530
help
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>>54065599
dunno 2bh
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>>54065597
Downs Road.
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K-Y-A-R-Y
https://youtu.be/-q39sQfheBY
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>>54065561
true
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>>54065559
helo
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>>54065625
help
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>>54065638
k
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>>54065615
If you answered her question what else could she reply other than a thank you?
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https://twitter.com/macysorrelle/status/656345471233884160

Why do you drink milk lads?
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>>54065642
>shit music
>ugly woman

Don't understand
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i've been here since /brit/'s inception and i've never made a new thread ;)
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Alri lads. Recruiter here. Gonna give you some tops on passing an interview.
These tips only apply to low pay jobs you may want as a first job or while you're waiting for uni or something like retail or call centre.

-Speak up, cause if I miss something you say I'm not asking you to say it again. I have 10 more of these to do today
-It's better to be passionate and expressive and mix your words up / not use the right words. Than not passionate and not expressive because you're worried about sounding stupid
-The meme has basis in truth, I don't want to hear about your fucking university course it's not as interesting as you think it is.

t. literally just employed a lad that gave all his answer examples of managing his dads kebab shop and use terms like "yo mate" and "This blokes pissed" over some posh girl taking a gap year from studying microbiology because the lad was passionate and the girl was boring.
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>>54065557
>>54065597
Wahey, not at uni but i'm in Kent. Are you two cute?
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>>54065652
good post
>>54065659
good post
>>54065665
good post
>>54065671
bad post
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help
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>>54065678
pls gib job
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>>54065640
Nice. Second/third year? What do you study?

>>54065687
No, not at all.
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>>54065671
I asked a question back in return, it went like this
>I'm going to a house party tonight. what you doing?
>I was asleep when you sent that haha. How was the house party?
Read but no response
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gonna see if dads got any benzos
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Who /hahaha/ here

Hahaha

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V4icjKhQ3G
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sara BTFO by anime
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>you will never have a yandere gf
Guess I'll just have to make my gf yandere
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>>54065673
I don't 2bh

Have it in cereal (infrequently) and the odd Flat White

Would like to see Cochrane reports for those claims though.
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>>54065717
Third year and Pol and IR.

>>54065687
I'm a guy so no.
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>>54065678
you probably also hired the lad over the chick since he's likely gonna be there for more than a year, right?
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(´;ω;`)
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morning whores
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vzqWEMgGgJ
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anime is for nonce freaks
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imagine how devastating having a gay son must be.
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>>54065754
Nice. I'm a second year Pol IR.
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>>54065735
glad my gimmick's taken off 2bh
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>>54065735
hate fake laughs
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>>54065771
foy
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>>54065769
i have the guy who did this on skype
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>>54065766
Hello Dai-Nippon.

>>54065776
Did I speak to you here before? If not there is another Pol and IR student from this Uni who posts on /brit/.
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>>54065723
She obviously sent the message when she wanted to chat but seeming as you didn't reply until the next morning when she is no longer in the mood/available to have a chat she didn't reply.
No big deal.
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>>54065805
ahhh yes, very impressive
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i can smell them
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>>54065678
Were you a cunt at school? Literally everyone I know who was a cunt at school has become a recruiter
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think iv been shadow banned
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>>54065814
I haven't posted on /brit/ for ages. There's another second year PolIR guy who posts on /b/ though. Maybe the same guy.
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>>54065805
Is he really that autistic?
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>my my this modern art doesn't really cut the mustard does it? I myself can only see merit in the traditional forms of painting and sculpture. If a work of art doesn't portray a traditional subject in a figurative manner then don't waste my precious time with it!
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care more about my football manager life than my real life haha
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>>54065673
Almond milk is pretty nice desu
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>>54065815
>seeming as
it's actually "seeing as"
"seeming as" doesn't make sense in that context
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>>54065874
who you managing
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>tfw my colds last for about 4-5 months

why is my immune system so shit
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>>54065873
fantastic post
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>>54065837
a bit but not really

he's actually really smart

his mum went mental though, if you listen closely at the end you can hear in the background coming over
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>>54065815
Maybe I'm autistic or some shit but it really grinds my gears when someone reads my message but doesn't reply. Maybe because I always reply no matter what.
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CHEWN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWdVrQzOjVw
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>>54065919
Yeah his mum is the funniest part about it.

How old is he?
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Heading out to buy some bitcoins from a bitcoin ATM.

Wish me luck lads.

Hope normies don't see my using it and ask me what bitcoins are
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>19°C
I can't remember it ever being so cold here, really nice outside.
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>>54065912

do you spend too much time indoors?
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>>54065909
keep getting sacked because i'm shit but i'm on a serie B team now aha
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what are bitcoins?
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>>54065970
25~ i think

havent spoke to him in ages

he uploaded it to youtube and spammed it everywhere that's why its so popular

he's quite proud of it

im off out

LATERS LADS
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>>54065936
It really annoys me when people reply to everything desu and it is very autistic. Sometimes a conversation can just peter out and it's fine.
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>>54065912
>tfw I never get colds
Superior genes IMO
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They got married early never had much money
Then when he got laid off they really hit the skids
He started up his drinking, then they started fighting
He took it pretty badly, she took both the kids
She said "I'm not standing by, to watch you slowly die, so watch me walking, out the door"
She said "Shove it, Jack, I'm walking out the fucking door"
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>>54065997

coins that you can buy on the cheap because someones bitten them
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7ho3Bcl9fI
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Lefties and conservatives act like they're hardcore enemies but ask them about capitalism and they're like peas in a pod.
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Effay as fuck desu
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>>54065673
>why yes, I do live my life according the anecdotal experiences of authors who publish stories which may be fabricated solely to make money
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>>54065994
Just spend a year as Zenit, win, and unlock the unsackable perk
>>54066038
>Sometimes a conversation can just peter out and it's fine
Guess I do have the autism then because I always expect conversations to keep going forever
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Anthony? more like anfunny
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>>54066078
Anything is 'effay as fuck' if you're good looking

If you're good looking then that will look trendy and cool on you

If you're ugly then you're just a chav wearing shit sportsdirect clothes
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deadlift day
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>>54066116
2bf I am attractive. Still a sperg and emotionally immature though. haha
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>deadlift day
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imagine Nato and Soviet Warsaw pact had of went to war against eachother wewwwwwwwwww lads
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>>54066078

how much do things like that cost?

i need a zipless hoody and thats ok i guess
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making an arrangement
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>>54066184
>had of
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*patrols thread*
*detects no yank flags*
*smiles, looks at the "No Yanks" sign*
*goes back to reading the Guardian*
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>>54066116
what are you if someone people call you good looking and others call you ugly?
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remember when she was GOAT and not a short haired dyke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amf3qpWCqb8
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>>54066187
£160 mate
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>>54066208
post pic?

Probably your family trying to be nice
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>Good grief, it seems we are beset with archaic troglodytes who foolishly believe that only traditional forms of European oil paintings are worthy of artistic merit. They are evidently far too intellectually inferior to be able to appreciate the pure genius and abstract innovation that is bountiful in modern progressive art. It is their loss, they can sit gawping pitifully at silly and meaningless paintings of lakes and mountains by dead White men, whilst we revolutionaries excel to realms of euphoria through the works of new-age abstract artists.
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>>54065814
HELLO( ´ ▽ ` )ノ
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Hey lads, just saw this stunning piece of modern art. Don't you get the joke?
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>>54066187
No idea, can't be more than £20 desu

Pic rel was £240 new lel.
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>>54066238
It's not just from my family tho
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>>54066230
>£160 for a fucking swoosh
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'Female' is the ultimate overrated meme gender, prove me wrong
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>>54066243
( ・ิω・ิ)
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Good morning wogs

How are we all today?
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YOU'RE THE VOICE TRY AND UNDERSTAND IT
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All jokes aside the modern art section of the Met in NYC is the best collection of art I've seen IRL
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We'll scrape her and we'll scrub her
With holystone and sand,
And we think of them cold nor'westers
On the Banks of Newfoundland.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNI07egoefc
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>>54066187
like £15 from sports direct, every 14 year old has one
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>>54066078

literally looks primark stuff
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>I play the pipe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOLBn8GKBlA
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>>54065994
alri van laal
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>>54066326

I remember reading this story on the paper: A janitor working at an Art Museum was cleaning the place and he noticed an ashtray and a couple of half-filled cups of coffee, so he did his job and threw everything to the garbage. Turns out that was "art" (I think the artist is called Horst) and it was supposed to represent an artist's studio......
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just bought a train tick-et
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>All jokes aside the modern art section of the Met in NYC is the best collection of art I've seen IRL
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>>54066326
>PragerU

Didn't watch
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Hey lads, just seen this stunning piece in the modern art section of the Met in NYC.
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>>54066274

This. When you get past base primitive sexuality into intellectually informed sexuality you tend not to find females attractive any longer.

Their vaginas stink. They have patriarchal hangups. They're smaller and weaker and less beautiful creatures than males. Truly plebeian to find them dateable.
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>>54066370
Where are you going lad?
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>>54066267
do you ask people if you're good looking?
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>>54066416
scunthorpe
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>When you get past base primitive sexuality into intellectually informed sexuality you tend not to find females attractive any longer.
>Their vaginas stink. They have patriarchal hangups. They're smaller and weaker and less beautiful creatures than males. Truly plebeian to find them dateable
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i think people take modern art too seriously desu

if you stop trying to extract meaning and just look at the colours or something i find it a lot more enjoyable
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starting using Colgate™ mouthwash and my morning breath is much better
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more modern art for you lads

I think it really encapsulates the inner essence and beauty of our society and world around us

another £250,000 please
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I don't like yanks
No, I don't like 'em, Frank-Le-Blanc
Would you like them here or there?
I wouldn't like them anywhere
'Cause I do not like them, Frank-Le-Blanc
No, I don't like yanks
Would you like them in a general? Would you like them in a /brit/ general?
Maybe you can't hear, you got something in your ear?
No
I'm going to make this perfectly clear
I would not like them in a general, I would not like them with in a /brit/ general
I would not like them here or there, I wouldn't like them anywhere
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>>54066403
cool meme, anon
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>>54066392
>Aesthetically pleasing
>pretty much able to apply your own meaning to it (or not at all)

Don't see the issue.
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>This. When you get past base primitive sexuality into intellectually informed sexuality you tend not to find females attractive any longer.

>Their vaginas stink. They have patriarchal hangups. They're smaller and weaker and less beautiful creatures than males. Truly plebeian to find them dateable.
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NEED to get out of bed
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>>54066403
bender
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>>54066392
Autism Spectrum Disorder: The Post
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>>54066326

>quality is objectively traceable
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>>54066427
No, i just get told indirectly by other friends or directly when drunk
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/britfeel/ is more normie than /brit/ it's bizarre
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>>54066416
lon-don
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>>54066392
what a waste of space
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>tfw stoned as fuck
>tfw binge watching k-on in bed
DUDE COMFY LMAO
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>>54066438
Why are you going there?
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>>54066514
my condolences
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WOOOOAHHHHH

HE'S A WORKING CLASS MAN
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>>54066523
Good lad
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if you're ugly, your life is literally at a dead-end

you are a 3rd class human

t. ugly
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>>54066507
This is a normie general desu, lad.
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Lads since we're the biggest general on 4chan and the most influential how come there's barely any JFs in these threads?

>>54066230
Here lad heres a song from ulsterscot blokes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut4bdrWQKFs

Probably heard it lel
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>>54066475
Reeeeeeeeeee. See >>54066326
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>>54066392

Actually been in that room and it IS good in real life
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>>54066500
You have some pretty autistic friends if they randomly go up to you and tell you you're fuggo
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>>54066523
D U D E
U
D
E
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>>54066514
Glad you decided to man up and come to Babymetal
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>>54066532
FUCK OFF NSA
FUCK OFF YANK
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>>54066104
right but then you have to get back from Barcelona, doubling the price. I've been there twice on like £45 return tickets

my travelcard into london from chelmsford, and back, cost me £14.55
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>>54066562
Feel free to explain why
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>>54066566
I've had lads say my hair looks nice and shit drunk but not that.

Must just be a UK thing like that article about how 88 percent of the lads here have kissed another lad
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>>54066552

I know this feel all too well
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picking my nose
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>>54066559
eric bogle does the best green fields of france, has a bit in it from the german perspective also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUzQ6Am-bbc
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>>54066571
lmao
no

'no'
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Give me one good reason I shouldn't move to Edinburgh next year.
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need to get going lads, neeeeeeeed to get started
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>>54066629
>Start to not hate normies
>See a post like this
>Hatred is renewed
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>>54066631
hope you go for a nice one lad hahahaha
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>>54066674
Scottish people
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>>54066674
>>54066674
it's boring
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>>54066454
>>54066392
Fucking hell why can't they go back to making shit like pic related? I do not give a shite about deeper meaning if you're picture is so shite that it takes ten minutes of looking at the wall to figure it out it's not fucking art.

Ironically there's more meaning behind this pic than that.
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You nerds are bound to know
What's the best anime tracker?
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The banter chip inside their head
Gets switched off.
And nobody's going to go to the firing range today.
They're stuck in their mobility scooter at home.
And nobody understands them,
They always said that they were as good as gold.
And we can see no reasons
Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?

Tell me why?
I don't like Yanks.
Tell me why?
I don't like Yanks.
Tell me why?
I don't like Yanks.
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picking my bum
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flicking a booger
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https://youtu.be/3ytN8LBkumM?t=4m44s
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>>54066713
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literally crying about my lack of gf
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killing myself
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>>54066552
>>54066630
Representin'
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>>54066566
Doesn't really phase me because I know i'm not the best looking around but I find it weird too. When I was in halls, the flat opposite which was full of girls gave me the nickname hot anon and I thought they were being sarcastic.
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>>54066755
thank you based poster
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>>54066721
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>>54066699
What's a non-boring British city that isn't London?
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>>54066789
Seeing as you haven't posted a pic I think it's safe to say that they are
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>>54066817
>non-boring British city that isn't London?
Doesn't exist
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>>54066614

You can't put it into words really, the ambience of the space evokes a deep powerful resonance within you, the english language can't do justice to it.
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I am legit ugly, so shut the fuck up normies.

The only compliments I have ever received about my appearance are as follows:
>you have nice teeth
>you have weird (in a good way, apparently) eyes
>you're """cute"""

That's it. That's literally it.
My mates say I'm ugly to my face as well.
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>>54066817
Manchester
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>>54066674
Need to fly to London for decent night-life.
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>>54066813
please get b& again
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>>54066660
Yee think you've linked me this top shout
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>>54066873
>London for decent night-life.
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>>54066708

That's been done 10 million times already and it's boring
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Guarantee that all these 'modern art is shit' people are social grade C1 or lower
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>>54066857
The only compliment I get is that I have nice eyes but that's probably because I live somewhere where everyone has brown eyes

apart from that, my mates also say that I'm ugly to my face as well
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>having a wank
>getting close
>suddenly recall that one time I rejected a qt girl because of my autism
>other memories start appearing
>slow down and then just halt

God damn it lads why does this happen
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>>54066857
There's things you can do 2bh, not saying you will be a model, but will bump you up a few notches.

>skin-care on your face
>good hair-cut
>get /fit/
>get /fa/
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>>54066880
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>>54066859

manchester is shit

>t. lived here 25 years
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moving to France lads, wish me luck

I hope to find a French qt
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>modern art

Literally for scum and retards with an IQ below 7
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>>54066891
>One of, if not the single best clubbing scene in the world
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>>54066840
I'm not plastering my face onto 4chan, but yeah I agree with you.
>>54066857
>>54066910
I've had the nice eyes comment too, apart from that I've had
>well proportioned body
>nice bum
That's it
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>>54066806
Chart is slightly inaccurate. Animebytes has an open application (and is better than bakabt).
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Canterbury is the objectively superior city.
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>>54066920
at least you didn't think of any family members, those are the only thoughts that can ruin my fap
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>andy warhol was a talentless hack. how can a can of soup be artwork? that is subversive jewish propaganda designed to denigrate and undermine classical western art movements that actually require technical ability and vision.
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>literally only £20 more return to fly to London from Manchester, instead of taking the train
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>>54066817
Cardiff, Bristol, Edinburgh
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>>54066897
>Changing your """"taste"""" in things so you can pretend to be interested in them
wew lad. Literally Macbook tier level of reasoning
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>>54066694
http://www.roughguides.com/gallery/the-friendliest-countries-in-the-world-as-chosen-by-you/#/2

:^)

>>54066873
Had a good chuckle at this post.

>>54066896
No it hasn't show me.

And if it has. Art is about achieving the utmost perfection and improving upon the last generation so an aspiring artist for example would gain his skills from painting something similar as it's his inspiration but improve massively and make a whole better creation than his inspiration. This is how humanity works.
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http://strawpoll.me/6627302
http://strawpoll.me/6627302
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>>54066857
I have literally never gotten a single positive comment about my appearance from anyone

I'm beyond ugly I'm downright abominable
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>>54067016
it only takes 2 hours on the train though

all the pissing about in airports it would probably take like 4 hours
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>this thread
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We're not gonna take it
No, we ain't gonna take it
We're not gonna take it anymore

We've got the right to tell em to fuck off and
There ain't no way we'll lose it
This is our life, this is our creed
We'll fight the yanks
Don't come to our general 'cause
You don't know us, you don't belong
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>>54067053
>not lamb

you're a bellend
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>>54067022

>Cardiff
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I'd give her some sofa yoga
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>>54066817
Chester lad.

Depends though do you have autistic interests like history and culture? If so Chester, York, Berwick Upon Tweed

If you are just a normie then Leeds has a good rave scene.
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>>54067016

yeah useful if you're connecting to a heathrow flight but if you want to get to central london it's an hour on the tube costing like £8
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Any good websites for downloading high resolution art images?
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Going to the offy lads, want anything?
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Ok then lads. This might be the most autistic thing I've ever done, but I'm going to overlay this image of a golden face ratio over a picture of my face then track mathematically how different it is
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>>54067084
>he's never been to cardiff when a six nation game is on
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>>54067083
rasheed
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>>54066983
haha, its good but no where near best m8. have you ever been on a night out there? its pretty standard (except costs triple).
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>>54066857
>>54066910
>>54066988

Compliments I've received:
>

Just gonna assume it's because I've never had a female friend or gf... hope I'm not fuggo haha
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>>54067084
Cardiff is a top city
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How do I achieve femboi twink mode?
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>>54067135
Fuck that's actually a really good idea.

I swear autists are some of the smartest people
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>>54067053
Beef is a shit-tier meat. Chicken is superior.
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>art has rules and an objectively, ultimate purpose
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>this piece of "art" genuinely sold for £740,050

You cannot make this shit up
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>>54067103
>she'll never put her qt toes in your mouth
No point even being alive
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>if a piece of art does not figuratively depict a physical object or set of objects then my mind is incapable of appreciating it
>I have no appreciation of colour, light and form for their own sake
You people are literally celebrating and flaunting your ill educated and undeveloped brains
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>>54067083
Stop being a special snowflake and choose one of the good options
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>>54067137

wow a couple of nights a year of people just getting pissed up?

sounds great!

faggot
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>>54067154
>I've never had a female friend or gf
>hope I'm not fuggo

Stay optimistic m8
>tfw same

>>54067192
Cheers la
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Had another weird dream last night lads.

>Hear something on the news about ISIS attacking a town near me
>I have friends and family there
>Drive over in the night and it's chaos, fires everywhere, gunshots, explosions
>Run into my friends and they all get in the car
>Panicking because I think I'm going to get murdered by jihadists
>Bump into my ex-gf
>Completely overcome with emotion for her
>Feels like the end of the world and I need to tell her how much I love her
>I do, she says she feels the same, it feels like such a beautiful moment in the dream. I can remember looking into her big wide eyes, felt so real
>We drive back to my house about 10 minutes away
>Everyone is out in the street and panicking because of the chaos going on nearby
>Plane flies overhead quite low and everyone looks up
>Assume it's on its way to btfo ISIS
>Realise it's actually dropping loads of little black things that slowly float to the ground
>They hit the street and buildings around the place and explode into a storm of fire
>Panic as I try and evade the fire but it's consuming everything
>Wake up before I presumably get burnt to death
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>implying pork isn't the GOAT
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>>54067135
I've thought of doing that before if I decide to get nose surgery done

Could mathematically calculate the shape of the nose that will best compliment my face
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>>54067185
burn more calories than you consume.
do mad unweighted squats
practice on lots of dildos
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>>54067194
batty boy detected

Beef>pork>turkey>chicken
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List of fucking shit trash:

Modern "art"
Anime
Maisie
Islam
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>>54067201
Come on lad it was funny the first time.

Give it a break.
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>>54067224
It's Haram I think lad
Don't think sharia allows it
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>>54067185
Take loads of speed. Seriously
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https://vimeo.com/112655231

Good documentary on why half the people ITT are wrong
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@54067194
I will not give you the satisfaction.
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>You people are literally celebrating and flaunting your ill educated and undeveloped brains
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>>54067124
google.co.uk
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>You people are literally celebrating and flaunting your ill educated and undeveloped brains
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>>54067201
>This piece of """"art"""" genuinely sold for $15 million

NO. SERIOUSLY. IT DID

http://www.bloombergview.com/articles/2014-11-14/why-pay-15-million-for-a-white-canvas
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Business idea: make a Facebook page called Unilad and just repost content from Reddit
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We don't need no yanks
We don't need no septic tanks
No americanisation subjugation
Yanks leave them our general alone
Hey! Yanks! Leave our general alone!
All in all it's just another banterless prick in the wall.
All in all you're just another banterless prick in the wall.
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>>54067251
Is the little art student getting upset

Aww
Fuck off and draw some more lines you cretin

Doubt your mum would even buy it for 50p
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>>54067250
Add non-Whites to that list
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fine art > contemporary art
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I like London but hate how dominant it is in the UK. Would prefer if it if high-end jobs, cultural sights, night-life etc. were more equitably distributed like in Germany or the US.

>>54067150
Yes I go about once a month or so. I'm talking about music/dancing clubs rather than glitzy West London things.

>Best line-ups in the world
>world-class sound systems
>Good hours (most open until 6am, several later and some into the next afternoon)
>Not expensive (£5-20 tickets, £5 drinks)

Only city that has a shot is Berlin but it's less diverse than London in terms of music and atmosphere imo.
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>>54066392
That's actually quite nice to be honest.
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>>54067221
Top dream. Bet it scared you ya wee bufty. I love dreams like that
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I just realised I haven't had a friend since I was 16 in school
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>>54067201

Things are worth whatever someone is willing to pay.

If Banky spray painted some socialist metaphor shite around a pound coin that he saw on the floor the pound would be worth what, 20 grand, 50 grand? Maybe more.

And would it even matter if that pound was real or a counterfeit? I don't know, would it?
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i'm not white if i'm being honest lads
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would you sacrifice your best friend's life to eradicate Islam from this planet?
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turkey>chicken>beef>duck>pheasant>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>""""""""""""""""""""""""""pork"""""""""""""""""""......................................
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who the fuck unironically goes clubbing in 2016?
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Art thread post art

>>54067283
Cheers lad
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>>54067221
English dream about running away from muslim terrorists

everyone else dreams about slaughtering the muslims

there is something very wrong with the english

cuck nation
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>>54067316
If I go see a stand-up comedian and he says the same joke 3 times in a row, I stop laughing.

Get your head out your arse.
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>>54067348
There is nothing wrong with being Irish lad.
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>>54067367
rasheed
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my oh my you runts do make a lot of noise
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>>54067216
thanks, i'm still optimistic about it since I haven't actually tried to make any friends outside of the catholic all boys school i went to.
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>>54067211
>I have no appreciation of colour, light and form for their own sake
Christ m8
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>>54067367
>Turkey is the best meat

Wow, just wow.
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When the Rorke thing first started I used to proper sperg out haha. People used to constantly ask where it came from and what it meant and I well full autism and explained it probably came form Rorkes Drift and whenever I posted it a bunch of people would always say "GOOD WORK DETECTIVE"

haha good times senpai
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>>54067369

people who like music and socialising with their friends.
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Art student is literally crying

You cannot make this shit up
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>>54067301
Can't you appreciate the colour, light and form of a white canvas for its own sake?
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lul
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>>54065396
>>54065396
>>54065396
NEW
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>>54067369

have fun wanking at home while pakis take their pick of the finest white sluts
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>>54067367
shalom
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>>54067135
>tfw nose too short
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>>54047790
Never seen a better post in all my life
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>>54067367
Pork>Beef>Duck>Game>>>>>>Chicken>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Turkey
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>>54067435
>>54067354
bork bork bork
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think my mum is pretty based tbqh
sister was interested in a guy with turkish ancestry, mum told her to fuck off and not come home if she ever dated him because he was a muzzie.
last week she started showing me donald trump videos.

could be a /pol/ poster for all i know
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>>54067445
fuck off
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>>54067301
It's all a money laundering scam.

t. russian oligarch
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>>54067135
lmao just tried that and it fit exactly
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>>54067410
I have very autistic eating habits. I can't eat things if they have a certain texture pork is just slimey, I like the taste though
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>>54067449
>literally nothing but white women, darkies, and pakis
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>>54067499
Post face
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>>54067450
L'Chayim
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>>54067333
This tbtbh, it is simple yet visually appealing, unlike most of the modern art I see which is legitimately ugly
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>>54067480
börk
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>>54067488
Based
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>>54067522
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>>54067488
>last week she started showing me donald trump videos.
Just means she's another dumb bitch normie obsessed with the reality tv star
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I want to fuck this clown
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>>54067586
it was his immigration speeches you fucking abnormie
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>>54067655
and?
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>>54067522
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>>54067586
rasheed
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gone and done a thread lads

>>54067661
>>54067661
>>54067661
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>The quality of the water in Britain is so good that yanks have to buy expensive reverse osmosis units to achieve the same water quality.

Guess our 'elf and safety culture is good for something lads.

My tap water has a General Hardness of 5 and a Carbonate Hardness of 2
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>>54066857
>shut the fuck up normies
>My mates

FONT
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>>54067522
no but it is an essentially perfect fit

only thing thats slightly out is the jaw on the right side by about 1-2mm, but have this temporomandibular joint thing so cant do anything about that until it goes away
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>>54067553
Sosugog popå dodenon, gogoogoglole totroranonsoslolatote
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i've been called beautiful and pretty by some girls, boosted my self esteem desu

i wouldn't consider myself traditionally handsome though, my nose is ugly af
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>>54067826
loads of girls are attracted to me honestly

but i only really want the attention of her...
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i ate an entire domino's large but i'm still hungry

is this how fat people get fat?
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>>54067689
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