Why does this shit always happen in India?
Maybe some pajeet will finally get a practice gf
Yes, I know several girls who did it.
It will lead the uprising
When you've got a large population, unlikely things are more likely to happen simply because there are more chances of it happening. It doesn't help that a lot of the country is poor as shit.
The less head you have in India is the more chance you have of survival. I am Vietnamese so I know from agent orange all about deformities so I will explain why a baby with half a head in India will be more successful
This child will always be shorter than her friends due to the lack of a half head so when vultures come because they smell corpses washing up in the ganges and start attacking her and her friends she will be the hardest to attack, also when Bengal Tigers attack her family's market they will be less interested in eating her as she is mostly inedible eye meat, her mother and father will be more interesting.
She can have an excuse not to wash in the ganges because 'the water will get in my giant eyes mummy' so she will get to use the clean water the family is saving and not get diseases. Also when it comes to poo in the street, she will be constipated and this will make her eyes bulge even more so other Indians will be afraid to shit next to her and she won't catch their diseases.
She has nice large earholes due to the ears being crushed down from the missing head so she is perfect for a call centre work, or if she goes to USA and becomes a shopkeeper like Apu people will be too distracted by her mouldy half head to notice the produce is out of date.
I envy this one.
>also when Bengal Tigers attack her family's market they will be less interested in eating her as she is mostly inedible eye meat, her mother and father will be more interesting