Bitch can take SEVERAL seats. “Racist to whites” isn’t a thing, because racism is prejudice PLUS institutional power, and white people are the ones with institutional power. It’s 2016, and there’s frankly no excuse for such self-indulgent ignorance. She can come back once she reads a damned book: preferably, Ta-Nehisi Coates’ “Between the World and Me”, Beverley Tatum’s “Why Are All the Black Kids Sitting Together in the Cafeteria?” and just about anything from Crunk Feminist Collective. Until then, take a seat in the back and resist the temptation to make yourself look even worse.
>I hate people because of their class far more than because of their race.
>I'd unironically rather hang out with an upper class Paki than a lower class Brit.
>Undescriminating racism is for stupid plebs.
GF just uploaded this
The only class I unironically hate is the aspirational lower middle class. So pathetic lol
>I want you to notice
>when I'm not around
>you're so fucking special
>I wish I was special
>The only class I unironically hate is the aspirational lower middle class. So pathetic lol
HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
THIS KEV HAS A SWEATY FACE
CAN OBSERVE THE WEATHER WHEN HE NEEDS TO
AND WALK TOWARDS THE CAMERA JUST FOR YOU
"ON MY WAY HOME FROM DUBLIN", THAT'S WHAT HE'D SAY
THIS CRAZY KEV JUST HATES THIS MOHAI-MOTORWAY
They're all middle-class silver spooners who don't leave their little bubble of paradise. The reason why NI is filled with right wingers is because it's a literal shitehole and we understand that being right-wing is the most economically sound way to fix a country.
Those type of people don't care about economics because it doesn't effect their lives.
>Listening to news on the radio yesterday
>"Google has decided it will pay tax in an amount of...."
Wat the fug, Google have "decided" to pay tax? Why aren't they MADE to pay tax?
Looks at all these tolerant Muslims lads
I just remembered that I have this.
My vendor sent it to me with the last order I made.
That was round about August.
What is it?
No chemical list on the packet. No info on the net.
MandMs from buckledbonzai basically. It's 5-meo-dalt mixed with MDAI. Feels like a light version of MDMA but more psychdelic. Very fun.
Crush two and snort in one big line for maximum effect.
I'm upper middle and so are all of my family (businessmen, military officers mostly) but my family will never move into upper echelons of wealth because there's not enough unity in our extended family.
the instrumentals are very unique and catchy, mastered/mixed horrendously but that's what happens when you don't know what you're doing and take a day to make an album. the rapping is comedic.
>As you can see by my sprawling labyrinth of playlists, I'm quite the Spotify connoisseur. Be careful about picking any of the songs m'lady. They're antiquated, aged like a fine vintage, and may intellectually intimidate you. You should stick to 'modern music' tosh.
>working class people who refer to middle class people as "posh"
What a bunch of cretins
>both sides are complete twats
>Muslims beating up people in Luton for wearing crosses and women wearing skirts
>Britain First just carrying a cross.
>They're both as bad as each other!
Britain First is a reactionary group that only exists because the moderates refuse to do anything against the growing problems with Islamic immigration.
If normal people and the government actually admitted there was a problem then groups like BF and EDL wouldn't exist.
Look into his eyes. There's nothing there. He is genuinely very depressed. The woman interviewing him is overly sincere about him being a movie star. Just look at his face. They both know he's desperate, I mean, the interview is literally being recorded on a phone. He's whispering. He's a ruined man.
No it doesn't as I have said I have actual posh mates who ridicule the middle class and like us working class boys more. They say we are more fun and less serious.
Everytime I call them psh twats they just laugh and call me a poor cunt back in banter and no harm is done.
>anyone in belfast
heartiest laugh i'd had in a while.
>he thinks a family is powerful because it has a street named after it in FUCKING PRAGUE
come one lad
>posh people using 4chan, ever
Made me chuckle lads. You're middle-class in denial. The class that is hated by all.
>Britain First unironically thinking Christianity means a shit to anyone below 50 in this country is what makes them deluded twats.
>I am against Islam
>I am against Muslim immigration
>I am afraid of sharia
>I don't want my children to grow up in a Muslim country
>I don't have a common or middle class accent.
Neither do I but I don't try and pander to the middle class by saying le just like you i dont have le commoner accent :^)
I get called posh by my fellow working class because of my accent and I am as working class as they come
lads are these safe to eat
they taste fake as hell
I like the based toff/oik alliance against the aspirational suburban scum
They are the true enemy
lmao they all failed.
Going to go kill myself now
>he literally bothers himself with petty categories
>his Father never gave him the codeword to give to his banker to a safe deposit box full of money and priceless family heirlooms that date back 3 centuries should he be killed under mysterious circumstances during the early days of the invasion of Iraq
>Can't fathom wealthy people existing because he's never met one living in the povvo capital of the UK
Why do you lads fear Islam anyway? Everytime I come on here you are all going mad about it.
Islam is good and will be good for the UK. Things will get better with more Islam.
hate it when breathers ask me about accept lowball offers for stuff on eBay
>middle-class people that think they are automatically patrician because they are middle-class and don't understand that actual rich people hate people like them
Wish we could undo the Renaissance and eliminate the middle classes from society
Go back to the mutually respectful master/servant relationship instead of all this edgy individualism SHITE
>My friends all went to BRA. And before that Ben Madigan and now Queens. One of their parents own five houses.
>boasting on a east Javanese wading boot repair forum
no one gives a toss how rich your mates are you utter weapon
Doesn't sound awful, may have to buy Prime now 2bh
>He thinks these literal who schools are impressive
>I get on people's cases when they want to make things better for themselves and not live in a shithole and live off taxpayer money
>If you cannot get drunk and have random sex there is no fun
Adam, peace be upon him, was the first man and he was a Muslim. Islam is as old as mankind.
:O wow dude that's so cool, you've met a rich person? woah, f-five!? did you say FIVE houses? that's insane you really weren't lying!! must b sooooooo rich you're so lucky to have met them ://
jog on you fucking sandwich
>I'm worthy of respect just because I'm not on the dole
Amazon prime is better than Netflix, because you get a ton of other benefits with it.
>no sex before marriage
>no PROPER sausages
>no pork sandwiches
>have to get up at 5am to pray
>have to spend a month fasting
>have to donate to charity
None of that is fun.
The Quran is the truth, not the Bible. The bible is a corrupted book made up by the Catholic Church and later edited by Luther and King James.
Music is allowed.
I really miss being a kid and running around doing things like climbing trees or making dens in the bushes or playing catch for hours on end and dropkicking footballs into the weaklings and pretending it was an accident
I saw Brendan Fraser at a soup kitchen in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “J-Just fuck my shit up”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “JUST JUST JUST” and shaking loose his dead hair with his hands in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him start sobbing as I moved on and served the next person. When I went to refill the pot I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen servings in his hands.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, the others need to eat too.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them back.
When she started serving the next in line, he stopped her and told her to search every mans wallet individually “to prevent any alimonial infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she served the man, he kept interrupting her by yelling CAN'T WAKE UP really loudly.
got this big window floating around my monitor saying attention input not supported referring to my monitor but clearly my monitor is supported because i'm using it now wish it would go away tbf it's very annoying and it keeps blocking everything tbf
The Torah and the Bible have been around longer than the Quran, a lot of stuff in the Quran is from the Bible, you even acknowledge Jesus as a prophet for fucks sake and you think it's the truth?
Older than Islam m8
Saudi Arabia, the UAE, Turkey and others are not third world. Meanwhile most Christians in the world live in Africa and Latin America.
>King James Version has been shown to be 99 percent correct.
Nope, it is edited. The original Bible was made up by the Catholic church in 325 as well, it was not written when Jesus, peace be upon him, was alive.
Both the Torah and the Bible are corrupted. Only the Quran remains uncorrupted.
99%? But missing books and missing verses, and including verses and books that were completely falsified.
Real Christians are Arab. European Christianity is a fucked up version of paganism.
>Only the Quran remains uncorrupted
That makes no sense. The Quran as I said takes a lot of stuff from the Torah etc, that must make it corrupted.
Do you have any proof that it is uncorrupted?
>Ah yes, 'tis I the Chesire poster. Why can't these figurative plankton make posts as scintillating as mine? They have a modicum of my wit, charisma and élan.
i want to go out and buy orange juice but i feel like going out to buy groceries is a lowly thing to do, like something only slaves should do or something idk.
what would you do if you w
I am the complete opposite of a hippy. My psychologist recommended me it 2bh
My argument was that the bibles today are shown how authentic they are in reference to the Dead Sea Scrolls. This is how we know how accurate they are.
>Why yes, I do indeed quote the subjects of my fedora posts m'lady
>We here in God's county of Yorkshire don't want to risk our cutting satire going unnoticed by its target - perish the thought!
Is it true that this is Karl Pilkington's gf?
No, Times change and we must change with them. Just go to the shop, give the concierge a list, ask him to put it on your household account and arrange for a suitable delivery time.
>In fact, the oldest Quran in the world pre-dates Mohammed.
Nope, the parchment it is written on does you idiot, not the words written in it. You have no idea what you are even talking about.
>have infinite disposable water literally on tap
>instead of letting African kids drink it, I use it to make my kitchen floor sparkle and smell like lemons, then throw the rest away
Stay thirsty, um bongos
go for it la. Personally I wouldn't be arsed to go and buy one thing. Also what sort of billionaire has never gone and bought something from a shop?
Also you're giving me ptsd with the word 'groceries'.
Didnt prescribe it. Recommended it to me after a lengthy discussion of the use of LSD in the 1960s as a psychotherapy tool.
A lot of psychologists recommend off label drugs. And I mean loads.
>all this religion talk
Fuck off back to /pol/ please
gf is cheating on me with some blonde slag
Christianity depends on the Jewish Bible being true. The corruption of Judaism proves the corruption of Christianity. The Gospel of Thomas shows the corruption of the Christianity.
dunno, it was a bit sore so i avoided any lifts that hurt it, then i thought it was better and went back to the gym and came away with it hurting a lot. can't properly tense the muscle in that arm now. it sort of sags ;_;
Our Father, Who art in heaven
Hallowed be Thy Name;
Thy kingdom come,
Thy will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us;
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil. Amen.
>Why yes. naturally m'lady, peons will bow before us Cheshire posters. No-one can match our sheer repartee, or our acumen. Trying to pin a trillby post on me is frankly, impossible. My posts are of such excellence that they transcend trillbys or fedoras. They are larger than life itself and resemble sheer obelisks of perfection amongst the bottom feeder posts of the /brit/ crowd.
Then go to the shop every day. Not even kidding. The best way to get rid of social anxiety is frequency and exposure.
Lad with the stupid sister that owes some loan shark $6,500 who knows where I live here with an update.
(loan shark rocked up to my house last night asking for the money, i told him i didn't have any money, so he said he was coming back today)
The attractive police woman and policeman basically told me they couldn't do anything and said call back if you see him again, as I was pulling out of my driveway to stay at a mates house I saw the loan shark walking on the other side of the road, called the cops back and they sussed it out but couldn't find him.
I'm gonna stay at a mates house for a few days until this all blows over haha
>"A demonstration in Calais has drawn around 2,000 people and in the end around 200 people entered the port, with approximately 50 of them boarding a ferry, the 'Spirit of Britain', on an external deck," deputy Calais prefect Denis Gaudin told Reuters.
>The Spirit of Britain invaded by immigrants
Headlines write themselves lmao
you mean your saying that it is corrupted?
>Britain First want £25 a year for membership to their scattered mess of a party that will never reverse what has happened to luton, birmingham et.al despite that being their aim
>they oppress muslims so much that they let them live freely in Israel
Sound logic there lad
Failed my test then had to stop lessons because anxiety problems were setting in.
Should have stuck at it desu because it's going to be a pain in the arse having to do it again in the future.
>Do you share our vision of Britain where pensioners don’t freeze in winter, where billions of our money doesn’t get sent abroad in foreign aid, where crime is stamped out, where British history and discipline is taught in schools, where sexual degeneracy is not the norm but the exception, where jobs go to British workers and where the United Kingdom is united and strong?
Britain First are quite literally as deluded as the Muslims who think the UK will be under Sharia some day
Because it's named after the Qumran aramaic text 4Q534
>where crime is stamped out
>where sexual degeneracy is not the norm but the exception
Literally a party of Rorkes
>we must stand with our jewish brethren against the islamic menace
>I enjoy sexual degeneracy
You've literally just described 99% of British youths in the UK
What planet do these people live on?
Israel is the beacon of civilisation in the Middle East.
>Arab countries are good boys they dindu noffin!
Apart from condition all their children to hate Israel and the Jews above nearly everything else as well wanting to genocide the country of Israel.
Literally says Noah was white.
1[...] of his hand, two [...] a mark. His | hair will be red and he will have moles on [...] | and small marks in his thighs. [And after t]wo years, he will know one thing from another. | While he is young, he will be like ...[...like] someone who knows nothing, until he 5knows the three Books [...] | Then he will gain wisdom and learn understanding [...] visions will come to him while he is on his knees. | And with his father and ancestors [...] life and old age. He will have wisdom and discretion | and he will know the secrets of man. His wisdom will reach out to everyone and he will know the secrets of all living things. | All of their plans against him will fail, and his rule over all things will be great. 10[...] his plans will succeed because he is the one picked by God. His birth and the breath of his spirit [...] and his plans will last forever. [...]
1[...] which [...] fell in ancient times. The sons of the pit [...] | [...] evil. The spot [...] | [...] | [...] in order to go [...] 5 [...] flesh [...] | [...] | and his breathing out [...] | forever [...] | 10 | [...] | and the cities [...] | and they will destroy [...] | The waters will stop [...] they will destroy [...] from the heights. They will all come [...] 15 [...] | [...] and they will all be destroyed. His work will be like that of the Watcher. | Instead of his voice [...] he will establish his foundation on him. His sin and his error | [...] the Holy One and the Watchers [...] to say | they will speak against him [...].
1when [...] | Baraq'el [...] | my face once more [...] | I got up [...]
1[...]the time of birth [...] | [...] the walls of the house of [...]
1[...] he is born and they are praised together [...] | [...] he is born at night and comes out complete [...] | [...] with the weight of three hundred and fifty shekels [...] | [...] he sleep until mid afternoon and [...] 5 [...] during the day until two years are over [...] | [...] he removes it from him; and after [x] years [...]
frag 1 Col 1
1[...] you will be [...] | [...] he will make you think of the holy angels [...] | [...] the lights will be revealed to him | [...] all of his teachings 5 [...] the wisdom of humanity, and every wise man | [...] in the region he will be great | [...] humanity will be troubled | [...] he will share God's secrets | [...] he will understand God's mysteries [...]
frag 1 Col 2
8 he made [...] | that you are afraid of [...] 10 he will strengthen its concealment at the end of your powers. His possessions [...] | and he will not die in the days of evil. And his words will contain great wisdom. I will praise you [...] | is sentenced to death. Who will write the words of God in a book that will not decay? And my sayings [...] |You will come to me and in the time of evil he will know you forever. A man who [...] your servants, [...] sons [...]
rasheed it's not a political party it's an activist party
it's not about supporting britain first, you're clearly a subhuman paki because only a paki would get triggered unprovoked by them
you're the same roach who was posting about them for no reason the other day too i bet
>R J King
Literally the definition of boyishly good looks
>it's not a political party it's an activist party
>He posts on 4chan in a general where half the posts are about fucking/wanking over slags and supports Britain First
>"Where sexual degeneracy is not the norm but the exception"
No we don't we tell you to work on your shit personalities. Because you all come across as cynical boring bastards that no one would want to be around, this is why you have no friends or have never had a GF
I'd like to think I'm good looking, and have heard girls say I'm good looking but it's never been directly to me, and they never seemed particularly interested in me as a whole, or never made it known.
>discovered years later that a girl I was friends with at college liked me
Literally never said anything or acted like she was interested. Unless I was completely blind to it. Even if I was why the fuck didn't she say something.
1 gf and virgin btw