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kpop desu lads

I prefered the old thread teebeeaitch

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crayon pop

>>54060586
>>54060610
Good posts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q68Vr2zK5Go

>HURR Innervisions is a meme label

It's pop house for sure, but it's enjoyable.

Bitch can take SEVERAL seats. “Racist to whites” isn’t a thing, because racism is prejudice PLUS institutional power, and white people are the ones with institutional power. It’s 2016, and there’s frankly no excuse for such self-indulgent ignorance. She can come back once she reads a damned book: preferably, Ta-Nehisi Coates’ “Between the World and Me”, Beverley Tatum’s “Why Are All the Black Kids Sitting Together in the Cafeteria?” and just about anything from Crunk Feminist Collective. Until then, take a seat in the back and resist the temptation to make yourself look even worse.

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>I hate people because of their class far more than because of their race.
>I'd unironically rather hang out with an upper class Paki than a lower class Brit.
>Undescriminating racism is for stupid plebs.

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GF just uploaded this

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>>54060604
*spins towards you*

>>54060652
Christ, hope that's a fake/joke account 2bh.

>>54060652
those teeth are positively horrendous

Choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlW53U7BuVI

>>54060683
Nasheeds would be damn good for trap music desu, somebody needs to get on it.

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The only class I unironically hate is the aspirational lower middle class. So pathetic lol

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>I want you to notice
>when I'm not around
>you're so fucking special
>I wish I was special

>>54060706
I hate the liberal-left middle class.

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ANNA

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>The only class I unironically hate is the aspirational lower middle class. So pathetic lol

The worst are garish new-money types desu

HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
THIS KEV HAS A SWEATY FACE
CAN OBSERVE THE WEATHER WHEN HE NEEDS TO
AND WALK TOWARDS THE CAMERA JUST FOR YOU
"ON MY WAY HOME FROM DUBLIN", THAT'S WHAT HE'D SAY
THIS CRAZY KEV JUST HATES THIS MOHAI-MOTORWAY

>>54060741
gross

Call to prayer blaring from mosques is real and does happen. Paki areas of Leicester have it.

It's disgusting.

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10/10 nudes

>>54060753
I consider them lower middle. They have the money but not the class to call themselves upper middle

CUZ I'M IN TOO DEEP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6OxJMuSnx4

>>54060305
They're all middle-class silver spooners who don't leave their little bubble of paradise. The reason why NI is filled with right wingers is because it's a literal shitehole and we understand that being right-wing is the most economically sound way to fix a country.

Those type of people don't care about economics because it doesn't effect their lives.

the working class is greatly faulted tbf

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>>54060741
do you think she needs saving from Sweden?

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>Listening to news on the radio yesterday
>"Google has decided it will pay tax in an amount of...."

Wat the fug, Google have "decided" to pay tax? Why aren't they MADE to pay tax?

>>54060706
Do you like working class? all my posh mates banter me for being working class very hard.

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listening to viperwave

it's superb

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNZNPc_JUCA

>>54060846
Yes

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Looks at all these tolerant Muslims lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA6XcyXsxXU

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I just remembered that I have this.
My vendor sent it to me with the last order I made.
That was round about August.

What is it?
No chemical list on the packet. No info on the net.

>>54060800
post it

>>54060876
The posh people I know did not even think that class still existed when I first met them.

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>>54060891
>i dont use spotify

I think I better leave right now
before I fall any deeper

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>>54060891
>winamp

>>54060860
How fucking naive can you get

>>54060846
>when you crawl out of fabric at 5:30am

>>54060915
not for human consumption divvy

>>54060911

both sides are complete twats

>>54060937

>ads
>shit tagging
>doesn't scrobble

nah

>>54060915
MandMs from buckledbonzai basically. It's 5-meo-dalt mixed with MDAI. Feels like a light version of MDMA but more psychdelic. Very fun.

Crush two and snort in one big line for maximum effect.

Report back

>>54060860
Cos Google UK is based in Reublic of Ireland

>>54060891
It isn't though is it? It's a meme, a funny meme, but musically terrible.

lads

name ONE
ONE thing worse

than the middle class, "intellectual" socialist geezer

>>54060915
>nail biter
>degenerate

I'm seeing a pattern

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>>54060956
>his hobbys don't include Research Scientist

JUST

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CVcRF_PTdkA

I'm upper middle and so are all of my family (businessmen, military officers mostly) but my family will never move into upper echelons of wealth because there's not enough unity in our extended family.

>I'm not watching Corrie repeats with the funny sign language man on ITV right now
back to Syria you go Rasheed

>>54060954
>not crawling out of Jaded at 1pm

>>54060915
the fuck, looks dodgy la.

fucking hell lads, Sara was right >>>/tv/65251926

>>54060979

the instrumentals are very unique and catchy, mastered/mixed horrendously but that's what happens when you don't know what you're doing and take a day to make an album. the rapping is comedic.

>>54060963
Oh they also make you very fucking horny.

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>As you can see by my sprawling labyrinth of playlists, I'm quite the Spotify connoisseur. Be careful about picking any of the songs m'lady. They're antiquated, aged like a fine vintage, and may intellectually intimidate you. You should stick to 'modern music' tosh.

>>54060956
Who said anything about consuming it?
doofus

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>working class people who refer to middle class people as "posh"
What a bunch of cretins

>>54061018
They're not. It's a really low pathethic dose of 5meodalt and MDAI two safe substances.

>>54060960
>both sides are complete twats

>Muslims beating up people in Luton for wearing crosses and women wearing skirts
>Britain First just carrying a cross.
>They're both as bad as each other!

Britain First is a reactionary group that only exists because the moderates refuse to do anything against the growing problems with Islamic immigration.

If normal people and the government actually admitted there was a problem then groups like BF and EDL wouldn't exist.

>>54060915
I've had one before
I think...

It's very mdma like but it's also very short
I almost came from the feel of soft bread

>>54060960
no ads
fine tagging
it does

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>>54060898
This is some funky stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA6XcyXsxXU

>>54061055
We call them posh to mock them as they all try and act so posh that it hurts. We don't actually think you're posh don't flatter yourself.

>>54061096
fuck off kankre

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>I use the word cretin

>>54061055
>midde classers who refer to themselves as patricians and others as plebs

makes me chuckle every time

t. someone who has a street named after his family in Prague

>>54061076
>government
>saying islam is bad when the revenues of London are boosted by arab money and the rich saudis moving in

Hmmm

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>>54061116
>fuck off kankre

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>>54061002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8Ipihas1lU

Look into his eyes. There's nothing there. He is genuinely very depressed. The woman interviewing him is overly sincere about him being a movie star. Just look at his face. They both know he's desperate, I mean, the interview is literally being recorded on a phone. He's whispering. He's a ruined man.

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>>54060906
off I go

>>54061116
>We call them posh to mock them
I know commoners who think that anyone who talks slightly more grammatically correct than them is a posho

>>54061127
>le super powerful family gimmick
fuck off

doing a scan

>>54061116
Yeah but to actual posh people it just makes you sound stupid and oblivious to social signifiers

>>54061143
And this is why reactionary groups exist. It's the pendulum effect.

>>54061143
I think we should kick London out of the UK and let it be a city state. It is a cancer on everyone else.

>>54061109
good lads

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>>54060876
>Posh people live in Belfast

>>54061171
Okay Mr I am too good to assosciate with working class people. Like you really know how we think. I have actual upper class friends that laugh at people like you.

>>54061076

Britain First unironically thinking Christianity means a shit to anyone below 50 in this country is what makes them deluded twats.

>>54061187
:^)

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>>54061171
>I know commoners

Mackerel and salad for lunch lads

>>54061201
We'd still have West Yorkshire and Birmingham

>>54061191
No it doesn't as I have said I have actual posh mates who ridicule the middle class and like us working class boys more. They say we are more fun and less serious.

Everytime I call them psh twats they just laugh and call me a poor cunt back in banter and no harm is done.

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>>54060876

>anyone in belfast
>not underclass

heartiest laugh i'd had in a while.

>>54061211
>Like you really know how we think
I'm not even middle class. I'm in that grey area between working class and middle class. I don't have a common or middle class accent.

>>54061283
>>54061295
>>54061302
Some future (You)'s

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>>54061187
>he thinks a family is powerful because it has a street named after it in FUCKING PRAGUE

come one lad

>An Australian unironically trying to talk about class

You can't make this shit up.

>>54061271
thanks

>>54061236
The rest of us can still outvote them so we can play damage control from there.

>>54061271

thanks

>>54061271
>'s
idiot

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>>54060743

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsZGHxb4caA

(Me)

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>>54061207
>>54061254
>posh people using 4chan, ever

Made me chuckle lads. You're middle-class in denial. The class that is hated by all.

>>54061274
He always posts how he has dick waving contests with african dictators or how his dad dispatched a fleet of helicopters to japan

>>54061251
Just because you're on the dole doesn't make your mates at who work at ASDA posh

>>54061296
more like chinese ambantador

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>Britain First unironically thinking Christianity means a shit to anyone below 50 in this country is what makes them deluded twats.

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr3oGFti0AI

>tfw no yandere gf
just kill me family members

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>I am against Islam
>I am against Muslim immigration
>I am afraid of sharia
>I don't want my children to grow up in a Muslim country
*Tips*

>>54061268
>I don't have a common or middle class accent.
Neither do I but I don't try and pander to the middle class by saying le just like you i dont have le commoner accent :^)

I get called posh by my fellow working class because of my accent and I am as working class as they come

>>54061327
couldn't give a toss if he is Mr fucking Rothschild himself Tbh I'd still put him on his arse with a sneeze

>>54061341

means something to me - from a historical and cultural perspective. dont believe in some magical sky cunt 2bh.

>>54061341
Culturally it does though.

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lads are these safe to eat

they taste fake as hell

limehouse.

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>>54061251
I like the based toff/oik alliance against the aspirational suburban scum
They are the true enemy

>>54061212
You must have chav friends. Four of my friends are christians that go to church. 20 years of age.

Wouldn't even know they're bible bashers.

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>>54061352

>>54061388
they taste awful, but fine to eat

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>>54061271
lmao they all failed.

Going to go kill myself now

>>54061388
Yes, I've used to eat them quite a bit

>>54061360
I'm not pandering to anyone you idiot

>>54061275
>he literally bothers himself with petty categories
>his Father never gave him the codeword to give to his banker to a safe deposit box full of money and priceless family heirlooms that date back 3 centuries should he be killed under mysterious circumstances during the early days of the invasion of Iraq

>>54061396
Yes indeed. Love all my proper toff mates 2bh

Back from church
A fine sermon it was

>>54061407

wow, a whole 4? that's not an enormous decrease in attendance compared to 50 years ago.

>>54061432
bye

>>54061407
Sounds like he's working class 2bh. My middle class parents and nan were talking about the new vicar at Christmas mass when I went to go visit them.

>>54061388
>''''''''''''''people'''''''''''''' that eat utter shite like that

Never heard of Britain First until recently, are they gaining ground?

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>>54061352

>>54061329
One friends a mechanical engineer. The other is doing biomedical science. Ones an evironmental engineer. Rest study at Queen's.

>>54061396
There is an entire branch of conservatism based around this alliance.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-nation_conservatism

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3nwc63

Just some nice Muslim lads

>>54061388
Last time I had a rustlers I vomited in the shower.

Never again.

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>>54061308
>Can't fathom wealthy people existing because he's never met one living in the povvo capital of the UK

>>54061476

>are they gaining ground?

yes, and fast. exclusively with the underclass who can't spell though and finish sentences like this though....!!!!!!!!!!

been sat on the loo doing a poo for over 5 minutes now

big poo

>>54061513
poofta, only delicate food for your fragile stomach ay?

>>54061388
why would anyone even buy these things of any brand

>>54061476
They're general idiots but they're useful for showing up how bad Muslims are.

>>54061171
It's true.

I have a mate in Kent who calls me posh just because I don't say 'you was'

Just bought a Rolly to dip it in gold

>>54061509

>exclusively muslims going up against them

based, fucking pathetic white brits.

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Why do you lads fear Islam anyway? Everytime I come on here you are all going mad about it.

Islam is good and will be good for the UK. Things will get better with more Islam.

>>54061515
Lad... My friends all went to BRA. And before that Ben Madigan and now Queens. One of their parents own five houses.

>>54061539
enjoy your hemorrhoids
>spending more than 1 minute to take a shit

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>"""""""""people""""""""" living in belfast

>>54061539
Mate I'm sometimes on the loo for half an hour.

what we need is a benevolent dictator. someone who isn't concerned with popularity nonsense and takes a logical and utilitarian approach to running the country.

>>54061563
why do you come here to bait?

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hate it when breathers ask me about accept lowball offers for stuff on eBay

>>54061597
Need a Trump desu

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>middle-class people that think they are automatically patrician because they are middle-class and don't understand that actual rich people hate people like them

>>54061563
>no fun allowed: the religion

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>>54061504
Wish we could undo the Renaissance and eliminate the middle classes from society
Go back to the mutually respectful master/servant relationship instead of all this edgy individualism SHITE

>>54061564
>My friends all went to BRA. And before that Ben Madigan and now Queens. One of their parents own five houses.

so?
>boasting on a east Javanese wading boot repair forum

no one gives a toss how rich your mates are you utter weapon

>he doesn't have connections with international mercenary outfits should the worst come to fruition

>>54061620
fuck off alfie you manlet twat

>>54061563
>first mono theistic religion in the world

Wot, how does that work. It's an Abrahamic religion. Judaism and Christianity are mono-theistic and both came before Islam.

>>54061548
cos they're quick and taste good

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Doesn't sound awful, may have to buy Prime now 2bh

>>54061637
He said I haven't met a rich person I gave him an example how I have.

>>54061620
>being this fixated on social class

Truly plebeian.

>who /middleclasswealth/ but /workingclassfamilyculture/ here

truly the best of both worlds, loving parents, grounded, good banter and a comfy life

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>>54061564
>He thinks these literal who schools are impressive

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>>54061653

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>I get on people's cases when they want to make things better for themselves and not live in a shithole and live off taxpayer money

>>54061650

muslims also believe that muhammad flew to heaven on a winged horse.

isnt much of a stretch therefore to claim their toxic ideology as the first in existence.

I'm middle class. If I get a lower paying job the rest of my life what happens? Do I become working class?

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>>54061623
>If you cannot get drunk and have random sex there is no fun

>>54061650
Adam, peace be upon him, was the first man and he was a Muslim. Islam is as old as mankind.

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/107864

Petition to ban Sharia courts lads

>>54061653
>taste good
o i am laffin

>>54061667
:O wow dude that's so cool, you've met a rich person? woah, f-five!? did you say FIVE houses? that's insane you really weren't lying!! must b sooooooo rich you're so lucky to have met them ://

jog on you fucking sandwich

>>54061604
Chinese are fucking annoying on eBay
I sell high end clothing and they always, ALWAYS are trying to lowball or otherwise scam me.

>>54061620
>not distinguishing between lower middle and upper middle
It's the lower middle everyone hates
Upper middle ARE the rich people

>>54061681
Didn't say they were just said they obviously aren't poor if they are privately educated.

>>54061666
>Another Yank rip off of a British series
>Not awful

my mother just bought a bag of 1100 teabags

some easy sunday listening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwt0Kcc0FAo

ahh I see my little krill are squabbling amongst themselves again. Excellent, excellent.

Soon I will release the whale.

>his Grandfather never received an international "get out of jail free card" from the United States and some French colonies during WWII

>>54061721
"will you accept £650 for this high end PC that costs over £1200?"
uh no, fuck off

>>54061706
Adam wasn't anything, it was never specified.

Read the Bible you moran.

>>54061729
Fucking hell you're autistic lad, it was banter

>>54061712
Fuck off GCHQ

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>>54061684
>I'm worthy of respect just because I'm not on the dole

>>54061666
Amazon prime is better than Netflix, because you get a ton of other benefits with it.
>>54061706
>no drinking
>no sex before marriage
>no gambling
>no music
>no PROPER sausages
>no pork sandwiches
>have to get up at 5am to pray
>have to spend a month fasting
>have to donate to charity
None of that is fun.

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YO SAFEWEE

>>54061602
because retards always bite
just filter and hide his posts

>>54061777
Too tired for banter 2bh sorry mate.

>>54061736
Put the whole bag in a mug

>>54061756
is that why he's still in Australia?

>>54061780
t. lazy cunt on the dole

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>>54061772
The Quran is the truth, not the Bible. The bible is a corrupted book made up by the Catholic Church and later edited by Luther and King James.

>>54061785
Music is allowed.

>>54061785
probably worth it because I buy a lot from Amazon, and dat 1 day delivery. Also Amazon Pantry is now a thing

>>54061813
it's a big bag

>>54061813
I unironically put 4 teabags in my tea witth a droplet of milk just to cool it down and about four sugars.

Builders tea masterrace

Students are so arrogant

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Not a big fan of this new normie meme lads.

>>54061847
I want songs that are more than just
>Allah allah allah allah allahu akbar

>>54061793
Wonder what became of that guy desu

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>>54061852
for you btw

>>54061819
he passed away a few years ago and is buried in the family grave yard in France

>>54061847
If Islam is the true religion, why are muslim countries third world shitholes and christian countries the pinnacle of civilization?

Polish gf made me some dinner last night, it was fucking horrendous and I nearly yacked

>>54061847
King James Version has been shown to be 99 percent correct.

If you want to nitpick why don't you mention why they left the Book of Enoch and other books out of The Bible?

I really miss being a kid and running around doing things like climbing trees or making dens in the bushes or playing catch for hours on end and dropkicking footballs into the weaklings and pretending it was an accident

Sigh

hi can i post here

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I saw Brendan Fraser at a soup kitchen in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “J-Just fuck my shit up”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “JUST JUST JUST” and shaking loose his dead hair with his hands in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him start sobbing as I moved on and served the next person. When I went to refill the pot I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen servings in his hands.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, the others need to eat too.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them back.

When she started serving the next in line, he stopped her and told her to search every mans wallet individually “to prevent any alimonial infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she served the man, he kept interrupting her by yelling CAN'T WAKE UP really loudly.

>>54061905
>being so in love with this world
the hereafter is forever

got this big window floating around my monitor saying attention input not supported referring to my monitor but clearly my monitor is supported because i'm using it now wish it would go away tbf it's very annoying and it keeps blocking everything tbf

>>54061923
yes (you) can

>>54061922
Take LSD with friends. It makes you feel like a kid again with the same wonder you had, me and my friends play hide and go seek on acid lel

consonant please Carol

>>54061847
The Torah and the Bible have been around longer than the Quran, a lot of stuff in the Quran is from the Bible, you even acknowledge Jesus as a prophet for fucks sake and you think it's the truth?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Sea_Scrolls

Older than Islam m8

>>54061905
Shaitan

>>54061933
shit post

how many ships does your family own, /brit/?

>>54061905
Saudi Arabia, the UAE, Turkey and others are not third world. Meanwhile most Christians in the world live in Africa and Latin America.

>>54061916
>King James Version has been shown to be 99 percent correct.
Nope, it is edited. The original Bible was made up by the Catholic church in 325 as well, it was not written when Jesus, peace be upon him, was alive.

>>54061974
Both the Torah and the Bible are corrupted. Only the Quran remains uncorrupted.

>>54061903
hehe.. hew.. oh boy
*tugs at shirt collar*
tough crowd

do any of you go out and buy groceries on your own?

>>54061916
99%? But missing books and missing verses, and including verses and books that were completely falsified.

Real Christians are Arab. European Christianity is a fucked up version of paganism.

The only true religion is Mormonism
The rest of you will burn in hell as god intends

>>54062011
>what are the Dead Sea Scrolls

Brush up on your trolling

>>54061958
Don't have any friends haha

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Is it fedoracore to have steak for breakfast?

>>54062010
3

>>54062033
No, bit odd though.

YWNB a black engineer turned teacher at a working class east end school, winning over the hearts of your pupils.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXaEf4ktpPA

>>54062021
>Real Christians are Arab

Real Christians are gnostics that study all of the forgotten books.

>>54062010
hundreds

t. maersk

>>54062018
ye why?

>>54062015
kek sorry, I did actually laugh but forgot to write it in

>>54062033
no but it's just fuck my health up core

>>54061958
Fuck off hippy

>>54062011
>Only the Quran remains uncorrupted

That makes no sense. The Quran as I said takes a lot of stuff from the Torah etc, that must make it corrupted.

Do you have any proof that it is uncorrupted?

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>>54061997
>Ah yes, 'tis I the Chesire poster. Why can't these figurative plankton make posts as scintillating as mine? They have a modicum of my wit, charisma and élan.

>>54062030
Simply naming the dead sea scrolls is not an argument. You have to make an argument.

>>54062083
i want to go out and buy orange juice but i feel like going out to buy groceries is a lowly thing to do, like something only slaves should do or something idk.


what would you do if you w

cheshire is wool city

>>54062082
lol there is a good chance we may know eachother.

>>54062100
Because the Quran was revealed through the Prophet Muhammad, peace be upon him, and it was quickly written down unlike the Bible.

>>54062093
I am the complete opposite of a hippy. My psychologist recommended me it 2bh

>>54062110
My argument was that the bibles today are shown how authentic they are in reference to the Dead Sea Scrolls. This is how we know how accurate they are.

hope this scan finishes soon

>>54062122
Just go out and buy it

business idea: dead normies

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>Why yes, I do indeed quote the subjects of my fedora posts m'lady
>We here in God's county of Yorkshire don't want to risk our cutting satire going unnoticed by its target - perish the thought!

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Is it true that this is Karl Pilkington's gf?

http://strawpoll.me/6626496

http://strawpoll.me/6626496

http://strawpoll.me/6626496

>>54062159
Except that the Dead Sea Scrolls prove the corruption of Judaism and Christianity. As do other books.

>>54062178
I'll invest 50 grand for 55%

>>54062104
fedoraposting done right

>>54062156
You have no way of proving that.

In fact, the oldest Quran in the world pre-dates Mohammed.

>>54062175
but i have social anxiety :/

>>54062122

No, Times change and we must change with them. Just go to the shop, give the concierge a list, ask him to put it on your household account and arrange for a suitable delivery time.

oh no here we go

another fool acting hoe

>>54062220
>the oldest Quran in the world pre-dates Mohammed
lol

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who /assad/ here

>>54062220
>In fact, the oldest Quran in the world pre-dates Mohammed.
Nope, the parchment it is written on does you idiot, not the words written in it. You have no idea what you are even talking about.

>have infinite disposable water literally on tap
>instead of letting African kids drink it, I use it to make my kitchen floor sparkle and smell like lemons, then throw the rest away
Stay thirsty, um bongos

>>54062210
Nope just Judaism. This is why The Book of Enoch was never added. Book of Enoch literally says Noah had blue eyes, Jews didn't like this

>>54062159
What's the name of your shrink so I can get him struck off for prescribing class A drugs

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>>54062122
go for it la. Personally I wouldn't be arsed to go and buy one thing. Also what sort of billionaire has never gone and bought something from a shop?

Also you're giving me ptsd with the word 'groceries'.

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>""""""'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''Great""""""''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' Britain

Classic choon desu

>tfw she's not singing about you


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luslkax3n9Q

got a partial bicep tendon tear lads. also got a cold.

Religious scholars please see:
>>>/his/

>>54062326
subscribed

>>54062313
Didnt prescribe it. Recommended it to me after a lengthy discussion of the use of LSD in the 1960s as a psychotherapy tool.

A lot of psychologists recommend off label drugs. And I mean loads.

>>54062326
deadlifts?

Bananas being wiped out by Panama disease lads. Imagine a world without bananas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HygopC4S5W0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMigXnXMhQ4

>>54062319
So tired

>>54062349
On the cross, both of you

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>all this religion talk
Fuck off back to /pol/ please

>answering to false flagging muzzies
how new?

>>54062360
>eating bananas
nigger

>>54062379
deal with it m8

>>54062360
Good riddance bananas are fucking rank

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gf is cheating on me with some blonde slag

Absolutely ADORE feeling my bollocks through my boxer briefs.

Mmm, MMMMM, yes.

>>54062311
Christianity depends on the Jewish Bible being true. The corruption of Judaism proves the corruption of Christianity. The Gospel of Thomas shows the corruption of the Christianity.

>>54062302
Doesn't make the Quran uncorrupted though

>>54062355
dunno, it was a bit sore so i avoided any lifts that hurt it, then i thought it was better and went back to the gym and came away with it hurting a lot. can't properly tense the muscle in that arm now. it sort of sags ;_;

>>54062430
Tits

>>54062407
>kek republic

>>54062418
bender

Our Father, Who art in heaven
Hallowed be Thy Name;
Thy kingdom come,
Thy will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us;
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil. Amen.

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>>54062435
>the noble quran
>corrupted

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>Why yes. naturally m'lady, peons will bow before us Cheshire posters. No-one can match our sheer repartee, or our acumen. Trying to pin a trillby post on me is frankly, impossible. My posts are of such excellence that they transcend trillbys or fedoras. They are larger than life itself and resemble sheer obelisks of perfection amongst the bottom feeder posts of the /brit/ crowd.
>>54062227
Then go to the shop every day. Not even kidding. The best way to get rid of social anxiety is frequency and exposure.

Lad with the stupid sister that owes some loan shark $6,500 who knows where I live here with an update.

>Story:
(loan shark rocked up to my house last night asking for the money, i told him i didn't have any money, so he said he was coming back today)
>Update:
The attractive police woman and policeman basically told me they couldn't do anything and said call back if you see him again, as I was pulling out of my driveway to stay at a mates house I saw the loan shark walking on the other side of the road, called the cops back and they sussed it out but couldn't find him.

I'm gonna stay at a mates house for a few days until this all blows over haha

>>54062439

that's gonna look like that for life if it's torn.

>"A demonstration in Calais has drawn around 2,000 people and in the end around 200 people entered the port, with approximately 50 of them boarding a ferry, the 'Spirit of Britain', on an external deck," deputy Calais prefect Denis Gaudin told Reuters.

>The Spirit of Britain invaded by immigrants

Headlines write themselves lmao

>>54062428
Jewish Bible was true. Just not in the sense we are taught it. Jews know this too, Judaism at it's core is a secret cult designed to undermine christinaity. Always has been.

>>54062482
>saying something makes it true

in 10 years we will all reminisce on these threads...

>Let 3,000 Calais Migrants Come To UK: Corbyn

I'm getting very mad

>/brit/

more like /shit/

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>>54062520
you mean your saying that it is corrupted?

>>54062526
going to miss your posts the most x

>>54062435
It is laughable that you would even think that there could be corruption. The Quran is perfect, there can be no corruption.

>>54062516
You sound like a conspiracy theorist.

>>54062526
>Daddy daddy tell me the story about how you spent the majority of youth posting childish comments on an internet imageboard!

why don't you all just go fuck yourselves right off

>>54062492
not if i get surgery. seeing the doc next week t b h

fuck the jews, up the palestinians

>>54062593
Why do you hate Jews and Israel so much?

>>54062558
You know what I'm saying you cunt, you still can't prove that it is uncorrupted can you.
>>54062593
Why is laughable? Where's your fucking proof?

http://strawpoll.me/6626553
http://strawpoll.me/6626553
http://strawpoll.me/6626553

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>Britain First want £25 a year for membership to their scattered mess of a party that will never reverse what has happened to luton, birmingham et.al despite that being their aim

>>54062564
thanks lad

>>54062593
Nope. I have a jewish friend converted to christianity and he says the same thing. We have quite lengthy discussions on this.

#whitelivesmatter

>>54062516
Moses foretold Jesus' coming iirc, then the Jews didn't believe in him when he came and killed him lel

Quite popular on the old Grindr today

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>>54062616
Rasheed

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>Why do you hate Jews and Israel so much?

>>54062623
They oppress Muslims.

>>54062629
The proof is in the noble Quran.

>>54062655
>A Jew is lying
Colour me surprised.

>>54062685
poz_kev pls go

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>>54062669