You have to pick one of the two countries to live in for the

Ukraine, easily without a second thought

>>54056893

Yeah I would have gone for Ukraine too.

>>54056877
i would chose novorosia

Ukraine no question

Turkey

Turkey. Then refugee my way to Germany and enjoy all the pussy I could ever want.

>>54056877
Can I live in Natalia's official residence?

>>54056946
>>54056893
explain yourself

>>54056976
Russia wasn't an option senpai

>>54056976
It's in Russia :^)

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>>54056976

That's Russia :^)

>>54056988
Muslims

>>54056992
>>54056991
>>54057016
Hang on. De facto Ukraine or de jure Ukraine?

If it's de facto Ukraine I'd pick Turkey.

>>54057024
de jure Ukraine. de facto+de jure russia

>>54057020
Istanbul still has some Christian areas. Wouldn't want to live in any other part of Turkey though.

>>54057024
de jure

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Ukraine if this counts

>>54056877
Ukraine. Even Sevastopol would be preferable than having to live amongst hairy Byzantine barbarians.

>>54057049
>>54057059
...so where does Natalia live? Moscow?

>>54057058
It's actually Constantinople

>>54056877
Ukraine.

I'd pick Turkey if not for the people that inhabit it. The scenery there is amazing.

>>54057081

Republic of Crimea (Russia)

Turkey of course

GOAT food
nice sea
rich history
mountains
growing economy
not Russia's bitch

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>>54057104
dont bother senpai they still use a Greek name

>>54057081
Crimea is de facto and by russian law de jure-part of Russia. So Natalia lives in Russia.

>>54056877
Ukraine.

>>54057104
Istanbul is still a greek name lel

>>54057079
>Sevastopol
>Ukraine
Stop this meme.

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I'd be in Ukraine, there are a lot of slav qts. Another plus is they're European they'd probably be more accepting of me than Turkey

>>54057211
>there are a lot of slav qts
good luck with that AIDS

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>>54057073
>chaos flag

>>54057228
Ours and ukrainuan AIDS rates are so high due junkies, not sex abuse, gays or whatever else. So regular girls are safe.

West Ukraine

>>54056877
excuse me but you seem to be posting some russian parts like crimea in the ukraine map
did you mean
>ukraine
>turkey
>russia

>>54057211
Honestly I would say Turks would be more hospitable. It's all their other faults that you would have to deal with.

Ten years time though once Sultan Erdogan has taken a dump on the constitution and the women are covered, then Ukraine will probably be better.

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Only a retard would pick Ukraine

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>>54057233
Slavs for the Slav god

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>>54057317
ahmet how's college

>>54057381
PAy denbts

I don't get the point in your photo, that there's vegetation in the lagoon? Who would want to freeze their asses in Ukraine when you can just enjoy warmth and kebab in Turkey.

Also, pay debtns

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>>54057304
>>54057381

> ixuse mi you post sumthin russian cley
> reeeeeeee le greek territori turk gib beck

Pathetic.

>>54057381
m8 you're literally the same country

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>>54057585
>russians bad oppressors, turks cool da

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>>54057550
>he thinks he will get his money gack

>>54056877
Ukraine of course

>>54057228
Australian women are sluts too and proud of it, but I'm sure it wouldn't be hard finding a non whore qt

>>54057305
True that, but turks are middle eastern and cant trust that whole area; one day you're at the beach the next ya getting shanked by Mehmet and his gang

Turkey because it gets more English speaking visitors plus I could go to gallipoli on ANZAC day

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>>54057073
>>54056923
>move to novorashka
>get shot by a drunk liberator

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>>54057991
> get shot
almost

>>54058257
>blya, fucking banderoamericans hacked the driving system, hand me the bottle vasya

>>54056877
Ukraine