Gay Int thread

good. don't reproduce

Non-binary trans here

>>54050523
W-What?

>>54050497

that picture is going to be me on my wifes birthday in like 6 or 7 years


i cant wait to be sexy like that tbqh

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Stop spamming /hbg/ and Steve Raider on my /fit/

>>54050601
Good luck

>>54050528
hmm, nice. consider offing yourself
>>54050497
good. why are mexico and spain gay as fuck?

Polyamorous genderfluid transsiberian black Egyptian here: your great African majesty/king snoop pronouns

>>54050679
WE

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Boipu$$y

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POST PORTUGUESE BOIPUCI

>>54050737
https://youtu.be/x3cDxjR21ts
this is the fakest, most cancerous content ive seen

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>>54050767
His eyes are really far apart

>>54050767
STOP YOUR BULLSHIT, YOU'RE MAKING ME LOOK BAD

Hi gay /int/, how are you?

>>54050848
Anyway's, hey /int/ gays. When are we going to host our very own gay party full of male strippers, public sex, loud EDM, and lots of alcohol?

jajaja maricas

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>>54050865
gay
>>54050890
>everyone immediately grabs a red solo cup and runs to the corner to imitate an epic meme

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>>54050890

>>54050890
Sounds fun, when and where?

>>54050925
cum is gross
prove me wrong

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>>54050890
yes, let's all get them into one place. Perfect place to gas them.

>>54050497
Gays should be thrown off high buildings.

>>54050954
An island in the pacific seems fun and private. Maybe next year, gives people time to prepare.

THE GREAT /int/ GAY FIESTA HAS BEEN CONCEPTUALIZED.

We just need a title for the event now.

>>54050999
>>54050972
guys, guys! we've found the PERFECT place, they hate gays too!
ISIS!
go have fun, champ

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>>54050999
Only non-monogamous gays

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TWINK SUPREMACY

>>54051033
Islam is wrong, when the day of reckoning comes they'll get theirs as well.

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>>54051085
Digusting. If you want to fuck something feminine, why not just a woman?

>>54050648
Nah, my fiance would be upset. I do all the camp packing and he sets it up, we have a system
>>54050679
This vaguely sounds like me

>>54051117
Exactly. "Gays" that like twinks are just non-committal sex fiends.

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>>54051117
I have the bisex affliction. Femboys will only do

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>>54051114
>>>/pol/
>>54051133
>somebody put a ring on """non-binary""" trans
pic related

>>54050961
We can't because you're right. Guys still like seeing their cum on things so they do it for porn just like they do facials in straight porn.

>>54051144
See fucking proof!
>>54051150

>>54051150
you should get a tiny boned tranny, best of both worlds

>>54051166
The reality is being androgynous, attractive and not autistic turns on a lot of men.

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>tfw you'll never meet your hot stud bf on 4chan
Has anyone else known this pain?

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Literal perfection

>>54051240
Tbh my ex is a closet weeb who was a popular hockey player in high school. Really, really hot people go on 4chan, they just never post their pictures.

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>>54051150
Disgusting biscum. Stay away from our men.

>>54051240
>tfw you will never do this
>tfw you will never move out of your shitty apartment with your meh job
IT IS INCONCEIVABLE THAT ONE COULD CREATE THIS FALSELY
>>54051217
that i can agree with, but that most trannies are androgynous is a wee bit wrong imo
>not autistic
>on cambodian postal world wide website

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>>54051280
Keep your men, i want your twinks and twunks

>>54051306
that is genuinely unattractive

>>54051300
I live in an extremely isolated country town atm so yeah, I interact with people on the internet instead.

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>>54051274
Yeah, because unless they have low self-esteem and need attention, they don't really get anything out of posting their pictures on 4chan. I just want a guy who likes memes, shitposting and is decently attractive.

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>>54051150
>Bisex
Disgusting.

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>>54051336
That's just like, your opinion man
*squirts*

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>>54051365
i provide the former two
im no judge of my own attractiveness
>>54051395
LITTLE

>>54051365
Gaygen posted a comp of all trip fags recently and my ex totally made fun of me when he saw it. Dark times man, I stopped posting months ago but mostly I did it for boredom purposes

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>tfw no bf with huge butt

>>54050767
I'd hate fuck him and his stupid haircut

>>54050528
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/tumblr/

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>>54051379
>>54051280
>>54051200
>>54051198
*stares deeply into your boypussy*

>>54051432
That general is fucking sad. There aren't many Australians hanging out on that board to begin with.

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>>54051274
>I will never EVER have an all-American high school athlete bf
Considering I went to high school in Texas, I never would have known if any of the athletes were gay anyways because it was too stigmatized. It also didn't help that all the openly-gay guys at my school were fucking overly-flamboyant fags.

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>>54051483
>going on lgbt

>>54051365
I meet your first two requirements.
My great grandma seems to think I'm handsome at least.

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>>54051457

>>54051497
There used to be ausgen there but it was always dead, why do all the ausfaggots post on int and not on lgbt or soc where itd be easier to hook up there

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>>54051558
We're shitposters at heart, and /int/ gives us an opportunity to spread our culture under a flag.

But yeah, the only aus posters I see on /lgbt/ are 18-year-old fresh out of high school twinks. Feels bad, man.

>>54051558
>hooking up from 4chan

what the fuck are you doing

>>54051523
Damn

Tired of the fashionable, bandwagon gays ruining /cum/ for the #true gays

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>>54051631
this
>>54051638
>big butts
>men
i have something to tell you, muh hi ko

>>54051483
Stop being so easily triggered, you seem like a better fit for tumblr than I.
>>54051497
Yeah I just check it every once in awhile but the board as a whole is so not my thing
>>54051498
Tbh he is a Fedora tipping Sanders zealot redditor born in an athletic 6'2" German Icelandic body.

Like literally he fucking won the lotto, if he wasn't as attractive, masculine and good at his sport he'd probably be made fun of.

He's sweet though and found someone exactly like him so yeah.

>>54050999
i agree with the non monogamous gay people being thrown off high buildings thing

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>>54051747
Post pics of him

Why do gay people have no game? Who starts a with someone by describing the violentish/rapey sounding sex they want to do to you?

Also random dick picks usually unaccompanied by any words what so ever.

>>54051787
Nah

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>>54051626
Theres some austwinks there now? Bueno

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some stupid fag has a shitty grindr bot in my city that makes random profiles and always messages the same 5 opening lines. I always get excited for a new message but then it's just that cunt half the time

>>54051626
The only aus posters I see on /lgbt/ are ones asking where to find glory holes.

>>54051870
Take your pick. They're all just starting uni and have no part time job and no money. Does that sound fun to you?

>>54051871
I guess that's the downside to grindr. I've never used it, I just can't bring myself to do it. I guess I'm a little bit romantic even though I don't like to admit it.

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>>54051871
Is grindr any good bro? Im from syd but when i went to go dl it i read the user reviews and people said there was too many bots/fakes, flakey app and you dont get messaged unless youre model tier hot. This true?

>>54051908
Where exactly DO you find glory holes? That sounds like made up shit for porn.

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>>54051871
>using grindr
>having any self respect

>>54051938
it's awful, it's truly the worst. Spawn of unhealthy relationships and disgusting hookups.

>>54051938
Never used it personally, but from what I hear from gay guys, your catch is generally only as good as your bait. People will assume you're out of shape if you don't have a full body pic (clothed), people will assume you're closeted or ugly if you have no face pic. That sort of thing.

>>54051969
>unhealthy relationships
If you're using a hook up app, its already too late for healthiness.

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>>54051747
I went to high school in Mississippi

I know that exact feel

>>54051871
>New message
>check height
>2'5"
>delete
Basically I live in the middle of no where and the only real messages I get are from guys in their 40s or people I suspect should still be in highschool.

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>>54051935
>they're all just starting uni and have no part time job and no money. Does that sound fun to you?
It does actually because i live near a few unis and have a lot of disposable income to splash

>>54051938
It can be good or bad just like real life. Mostly I like window shopping on it. Hornet has a way better layout and I think better guys

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>>54051999
some gay guys try and use it for dating. I know one person that used it as a way to "meet' other gay people. Not for sex but like to network with. Needless to say, everyone was a creep. I had one for about 30 mins and it was disgusting.

>>54052016
How old are you?

>>54052004
?

>>54052056
Was actually meant for
>>54051498

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>tfw no br bf

>>54052040
Early twenties

I want a relationship not a hookup, how do you find other gays beyond Grindr?

>>54052116
School, work...

>>54052116
Do you mean online or just in general?

>>54052174
Idk I'm pretty young I feel like online stuff would be kinda weird?

>>54050497
At euronighttime /int/ becomes extremely homosexual. This is very disconcerting.
The "new world" is perhaps too progressive for me.

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>>54052189
>>54052116
Try OKcupid, we gays tend not to exist in significant enough densities when sex is not involved.

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>tfw miss mums cooking but cant go home to see her because dad said he'd kill me if he ever saw me again and tried to when i came out

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>>54052236
Ask her for recipes

>>54052236
Kill him in self defense

>>54052236
At least you have a bf

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This thread is making me feel like shit. Fuck you if you have a bf.

>>54052452
bit rude desu

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>mfw my uncle and grandpa (mom's step-dad) made me promise them I wouldn't go down the gay path, as if it were a choice
>mfw my dad wants me to find a "pretty" dark-skinned (as in tanned/olive) girl with dark hair and eyes (just like my fucking mom)
>mfw constantly asked about getting a gf

I'll just never come out and say I don't care about having kids (even though I actually do want kids - one boy and one girl, preferably the boy being older so he can be the protective older brother).

>>54052205
Same-sex marriage is legal in your country since 2003, what are you talking about, Lelgium?

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>>54052452
>fags can't get a bf in this super liberal day and age
Wewfuckinglads

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>>54052501
Tell them you're a feminist and date men because men can only rape women and you don't want to hurt women.

>all these anglo gays

pretty funny thread tbqh

>>54052575
I could if I downloaded grindr, went out to gay bars and gay interest groups, but why the fuck would I want to do that?

>>54052588
I wish that guy on the right's mustache connected to his beard.

>>54052698
>but why the fuck would I want to do that?
to get a bf...

>>54052730
I'm not looking for some queen or overly "lol I swear I'm masc bro" dude.

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like this?

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>>54052775
to>>54052720


>>54052697
What's life like for gays in Argentina?

>>54052773
So you're having a cry that the man of your dreams hasn't randomly come into your life and swept you off your feet through no effort of yours?

>>54052698
>gay interest groups
What are those?

>>54052801
well, since we have legalized gay marriage and stuff it seems that things are better for them, also most of the society doesn't reject them (at least not as much as before), so I would say that isn't that bad

>>54052809
YES FOR FUCK SAKE

>>54052854
Like board games and video games groups for gay people to meet up and stuff. That sort of thing.

>>54052945
Really? Where do you find that sort of stuff?

>>54052945
Just search for it on Google in your city and some stuff will come up surely (unless you live in a small town).

>>54052945
What city are you in?

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>>54052809
all we have that dream anon

This thread is gay

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>>54052872
Do you have a bf? How old are you?

>>54053012
I have a long distance bf, but in our economic situation is certainly hard to believe that we'll meet someday

Also, 28

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When was the last time you held another guy? :)

>>54053002
Melbourne, and yeah I know there are a lot of fags here, but my friends are all straight, and I don't really get along with gay guys, so there's my situation.

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>>54053057
Post a picture of him :>

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>>54053073
never

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>>54053116
Never but I will change that this year.

Are gay Australians cheeky cunts?

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>>54053081
that's him :3

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>>54053210
Stick your face between my legs and find out :^)

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>>54053254
l-lewd...

>>54053254
That'd only work if you're attractive desu

>>54053216
He's cute but I hope he gave up on that beard

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>>54053216
Is that really him or is it you?

>>54053285
I brainwashed him so he actually shave almost everyday :3

>>54053304
nope, it's my bf :P

>>54053216
I hope he has a nice personality.

>>54053384
he has, but something really annoying of him is that he likes parties and alcohol too much for my taste

>>54053216
>>54053384
Yea seriously because when I scrolled past I thought you were tipping your fedora at someone

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>>54053427
Oh no....

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>>54053432
nope, it's my bf, not a fedora meme

Where can I find an arab boyfriend /int/?

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>>54053481
reddit.com/r/exmuslim

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>>54053073
much too long ago

>>54053467
Where is he from?

>>54053481
Germany bro

>>54053467
I think he could be a qt if he got contacts and a proper haircut

>>54053499
Poland

>>54053512
I love the nerdy look tbqh :3

>>54053533
Well he's got a nice face when shaven so good on you

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>>54053481
Just go after an arab looking latino

>>54053682
Wew he's good looking

>>54051242

looks like my first kiss with another male a few weeks back

Where did gay /int/ go?

>>54052775
Yes, the blue eyed guy has a nice beard. I liked the other guy's face/head shape better.

>>54052801
That guy is attractive and basically my type, except the beard style is ugh

>>54054055
I'm still here, got a headache and watching a movie called Room. Pretty decent actually.

>>54053467
>not a fedora meme
I can't guarantee I won't use him as one.

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>tfw no qt brown bf from the third world

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>>54054191
>tfw no lebanese bf

Would you guys date a 5'6'' brown asian?

>>54054123
What time is it over there?

>>54054291
6PM, gonna have homemade chicken burgers for dinner. What time is it where you are?

>>54054279
5'6" might look a bit weird next to me since I'm 6'3".

>>54054363
>6'3"
mmmm..I'll be your loyal pet.

>>54054363
>5'6" might look a bit weird next to me since I'm 6'3".
Height difference cute desu.

>no Swedes itt

>>54054279

Yes. Post pics

>>54054279
haha, no

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>>54054191
>you will never be european
>you will never convert a qt arab to christianity

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Why do white gays don't like asians?

>>54054481
I don't mind Asians, but just not into skinny femfags.

>>54054481
Only old white guys.

Younger white guys prefer hairy fat white guys

>>54054528
>hairy fat white guys
They don't have to be fat, just not lanky. Also I like some latinos and arabs.

Do you consider this guy fat? >>54052801

>>54054643
He has a chubby face but it's impossible to know how fat he is from that picture

>>54054481
The face just isn't as attractive to us. Also you generally have small penises.

>>54054481
I do.
>>54054279
Yeah if he was qt

Any of you faggots ever met up with a guy from grindr?
What was it like?
Post your stories.

>>54055051
Grindr is aids

>>54055051
Grindr is for fags, sorry man.

>>54055051
4 guys a year ago but I'm going back to it soon

1 really good
2 okay
1 pretty bad

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>>54055051

>>54055051
I met a nice bearded guy las week ago on Grindr, we had a date.
He never called back ;_;

>>54055315
Because you didn't put out you fucking prude.

>>54055315
I have a week of growth if facial hair is your thing.

>>54053682
This guy is Mexican, he made one of those "could I pass as a local" thread months ago.

>>54054191
Does it count if I'm from a well-off family in the pseudo-third world country called Chile

>>54055363
Yes, but are you brown?

>>54055362
Yeah, I know. Check out the filename

>>54055502
Very
Well endowed and an okay face

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>tfw 5 fwbs but no bf and none of the fwbs are guys i would want to be bfs with.
I'm sick of just having sex and leaving I want a relationship damn it.
I want to cuddle and watch Netflix and go on dates and do other stuff bfs do :(

>>54055571
Post pics

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You guys a top or bottom? For vers blokes which do you like more?

>>54055704
I want to cuddle for hours and hours with a white twink until we fall asleep

>>54055709
I don't want to die by stoning in the Islamic-Soviet Republic of Chile, thanks

>>54055808
I understand. In another life we could have cuddled all day long, Chilebro

>>54055776
>tfw I would rather just give blowjobs
I feel like I would like bottoming but I get nervous about pain.

Topping is not really my thing

>>54055776
I tried bottoming, but it hurt a lot and I ended up bleeding, haven't tried it since

>>54055776
Not a fan of either honestly. I couldn't ever bottom, I guess I could top if I closed my eyes and didn't think about the fact that I'm putting my dick in an ass.

>>54055776
Bottom usually but sometimes top if I'm in the mood or if my ass isn't clean enough for fucking.

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>>54055704
Date chicks, fuck guys, simple

>>54056034
>>54055968
>>54055910
>oral is best
Wow, so everyone says fuck real sex I guess?

>>54056085
>fucking some fag in the ass is """real sex"""
Yeah, nice one mate. Sorry that I don't want a rod up my ass or shit on my dick. Blowjobs are great, really intimate.

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>>54056085
What about frotting and thigh fucking?

>>54056133
You don't get shit on your dick if the bottom cleans correctly and sadly it sounds like you haven't had your prostate stimulated correctly yet

>>54056154
Not at all actually. I'm sure it would feel good if done correctly, but the feeling of putting something up my ass is something I can't get past... even if the end result is amazing.

anyone else also the literal only ghay in their village?

>>54056279
your pubes looks asian. would not fondle/10

>>54056279
Very nice.
Post boyhole.

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>>54056279
I wanna lick your frenulum

>>54056330
I'm shaved now!!!!!

>>54056274
>Village
Kaffir detected.

>monosexuals
Disgusting degenerates tbqh

>>54056364
waar?!
pfft as if we allow our nigs internet access.

>>54056279
>sex toys
I wish I could be a proffesional gay but I'm still a virgin and I want my first time with a human being

>>54056365
I'd love to fill you with my cream.
Too bad the refugees will probably beat me to it

>>54056396
LmAo it's a shoelace I tied around my cock and balls

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>>54056148
I can tell you are a man of exquisite taste, frotting and thigh fucking is patrician as fuck. You should try armpit fucking too

>>54056426
lmfao gg

>>54056279
Sorry, but what the fuck is wrong with your balls? Why do they look so weird and prominent?

>>54056394
Kom na Australië toe asseblief. :3

>>54056339
who's that?
I fell in love inmediately :3

>>54056443
I tied a lace around my cock, twisted it at the base and then separated my calls with it
Basic babby tier cbt

so how much money would i need to pay for a gay marriage green card in the us if the shit finally hits the fan here?

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>>54056431
Hairless armpits? I think that might hurt. Especially if the hair gets trapped in between the foreskin and the glans.

>>54056462
Someone from 4chan. I think they might have posted their face on /int/

>>54056542
Fuck a green card.
Come here on vacation and just never leave.
If you're not brown nobody's going to look twice at you.

>>54056542
I'll do it for free if you're cute

>>54056593
>>54056542
He's right. No one thinks black or white people can be illegal.

>>54056542
https://www.uscis.gov/family/family-us-citizens/spouse/bringing-spouses-live-united-states-permanent-residents

>>54056631
But what if you do end up getting caught or want to work etc

>>54056651
I wanna study in the US and I have american relatives, can I legally stay for a few years?
Not gay btw

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>>54056559
>he hasnt fucked a smooth femboy in the pits who waxes his whole body
Oh im sorry, for a moment i thought you were patrish

>>54056675
Then he can just make up some bullshit about how he's scared to go back because of all the Black on White crime in SA and they'll give him asylum.
If you say you're scared to go back they can't force you to go back(unless you're brown)

>>54056745
And if I'm German

>>54056542
>if the shit finally hits the fan here
hasn't it already?

>>54056718
What's your relation?

The problem with our immigration system is that we have too many that want to get in so people have to wait years, sometimes decades.

>>54056620
i am not the most unfortunate looking guy out there...

>>54056631
nah will want to buy a house, open a bank account etc.

>>54056772
Sister of my grandma is american

>>54056754
Germans are considered too privileged to be granted asylum

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>>54056781
Post voice, I love South African accents

>>54056759
nah, life is like it always was just about. but its getting worse markedly. we are holding elections in a few months time and our nig gov is gonna loose control over johannesburg and pretoria. so racial rhetoric is being spewwed on a daily basis.

>>54056772
my sister is a us citizen, to get in on a sibling visa is a 10 year wait.

>>54056791
that wont help you

So I'm not gay but girls don't seem to find interest in me either, would y'all be able to give me a detailed analysis of my facial aesthetics if a picture were to be provided? I think gays are good at this. (Maybe)

>>54056879
lets see then

>>54056879
The analysis will work best if you post a full body nude.

>>54056879
I mean, it doesn't take a homo to be able to judge a face, any old cunt can do it. But post anyway.

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>>54056879
Lets see

>>54056791
Unfortunately not. Seems like your only chance is marrying a U.S. citizen or permanent resident or try your luck with the Diversity Visa.

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>>54057009
>diversity visa
>diversity
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>54057004
>>54056957
>>54056939
>>54056969
Yeah but maybe it's the homo intuition that makes the analysis more precise.

Actually this is the only pic I have on my phone, lights are still off and I can't be bothered to turn it on for a picture now desu
So excuse the amaretto hugging (I made some tiramisu)

Deutschland für den Turken!^

>>54057121
I wouldn't call you ugly

I think you need a different hair style, I don't think it suits you. Also very bushy eyebrows.

>>54057121
I'd say you're a 6.5/10.

>>54057121
Yeah not bad desu. Good facial hair, but you probably wanna find a hairstyle that doesn't show your hairline that far back.

>>54057121
Are you a turk? You need to fix your almost-monobrow. You're average looking, not bad

>>54057196
my thoughts exactly.

also
>>54057121
the prophet (pbuh) says beauty comes from the inside no matter what the kuffar says.

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>>54057121
Shave or wax everything and lose atleast 5 kg

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>>54057121
Hot but your hair looks weird

>>54057263
No, not everyone has to look like a fucking faggot, you twink loving cunt.

>>54057303
not him but fat fetishists are extremely rare and disgusting

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>>54057303
Fat arse kv detected

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>>54057236
I only have a beard because I can't be bothered to shave all the time so it's always a four weeks growth phase until it starts tickling on my lip when I shave it off again, can't grow more than a patchy man child beard anyway
And I am quite fond of my long hair desu so cutting it to a different length and style would hurt me deep down in my fragile heart
>>54057246
It's nowhere near mono, just kinda bushy I think so the angle might make it as if it were
>>54057275
It's a beautiful mane, sassy selfie related (turns out i did have another picture)

>>54057405
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Shave your hair and start lifting!!!!

>>54057405
what does human flesh taste like?

>>54057405
You look way better in that pic than the first

>>54057370
Yeah, they're just as bad.

>>54057405
Okay, you need to cut your hair and start lifting today. The longer your hair, the more buff you need to be. Long hair only looks good on guys if they have a decent amount of muscle. Get to it.

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>>54057405
Kekkin+wtf over here

>>54057508
>>54057373
>>54057263
What movie is this woman from?

>>54057531
Snowpiercer

>>54057436
Veal

>>54057423
>>54057507
>lifting
Wish I had enough motivation to clean the kitchen every time I cook for starters KEK

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>>54057370
Yeah I have this thing for older fat guys.
it's weird though because I'm at this point where the boys I think are cute and want to be in a relationship with don't look anything like the guys I just want to bend over, fuck and never see again......

Also

No qt aboriginal bf

Actually I want to look like early 90s Chris Cornell

>>54057568
Being skinny as a man is fucking disgusting. Start hating yourself like everyone else who lifts, that's your motivation.

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>>54057531
Snowpiercer lad

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>>54057614
Dont listen to this faggot over here, clearly he has no taste

>>54057405
Give me your hairline. Nao.

I'm kind of bisexual, why do I get the feeling gay people don't like bisexual guys? Especially if they're like me and only like cute skinny twinks?

>>54057887
A lot of gay guys go through a phase where they think they're bisexual but then figure out they aren't and assume that all bis are actually gay like them

>>54057887
Average gay's don't like any guy who only likes twinks and femboys, especially when that guy is masc and attractive

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>>54057887
Bi guys leave us for women

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>>54057887
Thats exactly the reason, bisexuals get flack for liking twinks because their fem and young and lets face it we get a bad wrap for being untrustworthy sluts to.

Also because they hate the fact that we can live our lives as gay or straight as we see fit and according to our situation/environment where they are stuck with being homo exclusively

why do gay people strive for equality by behaving so far out of the social norms during pride feats that it only manifests a negative opinion about them in the public rather than helping with acceptance of same sex relationships?

>>54057922

Huh, whaddaya know.. Seems weird

>>54057945
Luckily I'm a skinnyfag with a very big penis though so it could be worse I guess..

>>54056849
>that wont help you
:(
I thought America might need some real skilled personnel
>>54057009
Read it as "Disney" Visa at first.
How big is my chance of winning a green card in that lottery if I sign up every year?

>>54058028
Because those you see are the equivalent of Chads.

>>54058028
Have you ever actually been to a pride fest or just seen pictures of them?

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>>54058028
Fags are CRAZY m8 lmao jesus theres no logic to their illness

>>54058246
ofc if your skill is needed and you have a job offer then you can get in. Or if you open a business and cam permanently employ a few people.

>>54058028
PRIDE parades were never about assimilation, they were and are always about celebration of differences within the community and visibility


Why don't people get that?

>>54058428
Fags are mentally ill

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>>54058428
Because thats the only time fags are visible to the public and mainstream media dumb dumb

>>54054481
We don't?

>>54058572
no

>>54058428
Strange way to celebrate desu.

The LGBT movement has been feeding the public two conflicting messages. The first is that same-sex love is no different to, and in fact the same as, opposite-sex love and should be accepted as legitimate; gay people essentially want to be just like straight people. The second is that same-sex relationships are better and freer than opposite-sex ones because gay people, unlike straights, aren't living in repressed and imprisoned sexual/romantic relationships; gay people essentially do not want to be like straight people because straight people are boring.

It's why I roll my eyes when I hear some fag go "We're normal, we're just like you, I want to get married!" while he shoves a pink 12" dildo in his mouth while wearing assless leather chaps and rainbow patterned merchandise -- because the next thing he says is "We're nothing like you boring straight people!"

>>54058676
Yeah we do

i love gay parades. me and a couple of friends always book a table at a restaurant where we can sit and watch the fags going by. its like a freakshow.

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>tfw ALL i've ever wanted is a bf who's just a regular guy and likes nerdy stuff like i do

>>54058746
>The second is that same-sex relationships are better and freer than opposite-sex ones because gay people, unlike straights, aren't living in repressed and imprisoned sexual/romantic relationships;

Fuck off, this is just some fringe idea from an extreme minority. Most people don't believe this bullshit

>>54058905
Yeah, no. You're just lucky to have spend a lot of time around normal people who happen to be gay.

I am gay and this thread proves why I will stay alone and be in the closet forever.

You all act like faggots, having a weird fetish or like twink boys and even support these faggy pride days.

I just want a normal man around my age or older who acts like a man and loves me.
Is it too much to ask?

>>54058484
>>54058525
>>54058746
You faggots don't get it because you guys took the parade from my city that birthed the PRIDE parade in the first place.

The parade was an event to show our numbers and variety in a way to show that yes our cultural manifestations are varied and funny and outrageous and sexy but that we are here and under a single banner.

The leather queens and the association of gay parents or the the local gay synagogue and the API LGBT association, gay business owners, politicians, doctors, drag queens like the sisterhood of perpetual indulgence who do non-profit work or the AIDS organizations. It's supposed to show every facet of LGBT cultural life to show how intrinsically we are in the life of a place.

That is on top of legalizing LGBT rights and just having fun and being silly.

Not all of us wish to be heteronormative, suburban and invisible while some of us do and that's what the parade showcases.

Why are so many retards so single issue and unable to grasp it?
>>54058856
I met a bunch of JoBurg straight people and showed them around Civic Center during the events, it was fun. They had no clue about pride apparently (though I doubt it) but like they had fun and danced and enjoyed the festivities.

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>>54059097
So much self hate

>>54059097
not into turks sorry.

>>54059097
Read a little harder, there are a few of us who aren't just letting fags in this thread get away with being degenerate.

>>54059097
You aren't Fucking special, no one cares how much you want to be plain and no one cares about your self loathing that you use as an excuse to not come out.

No one is Fucking waiting for you with a Fucking bouquet, get over yourself and grow up do whatever the fuck you want and stop blaming others because you don't have the guts to correct peoples sterotypes if that ever comes up

>>54059097
what the fuck are twinks?
twinkies is that american snack.

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>>54059249
Pic related, a godly twink, sent from heaven, an angel that lost its way

>>54059133
>Not all of us wish to be heteronormative, suburban and invisible while some of us do and that's what the parade showcases.
It showcases that you're all fucked in the head. Suddenly not being a flaming homo is "heteronormative". Please stay in your AIDS filled city, San Francisco, I assume.

>>54059249
They're supposed to be something like hairless and skinny men, typically with little or no muscle -- basically women.

>>54059373
he looks 12. you shouldnt be allowed to live near a school.

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>>54059097
You are enlightened my friend, you now realize how insane the lgbt spectrum is. There is no saving us.

>>54059097
>and loves me.
fag

>>54059387
It's only aids filled because of the medical and social support of HIV positive people. Vice exists everywhere, SF is just more upfront about it + relies on tourist dollars.