Have to crop the shit out of the Photo to upload it edition.
Breakfast consists of crackers and peanut butter.
>tfw no bread
>tfw my siblings are freezing their asses while I'm here enjoying the morning /carib/ breeze.
>>tfw my siblings are freezing their asses while I'm here enjoying the morning /carib/ breeze.
Your siblings are better off.
When they wake up tomorrow, it will be you that is in that shithole that is PR.
aren't they toxic? rip in peac
Shit like this always happens. We don't want more corrupt government people who will continue to ruin Haiti
girl stands for 'guy in real life'
/carib/ is a safe space no matter your age, race, nationality, sexual orientation, political leaning or any other whatever you might identify with.
>went to the club yesterday
>this dude pulls me in, i'm okay with this
>the dude pulls another dude with another guy, i'm like lolwut
>i'm thinking oh, so tonight's gonna be an orgy kind of night
>the couple kick out the other guy because he came with some other not aesthetically-pleasing guy (lmao RIP)
>the couple takes me to their place
>text mom I won't be going home
>she asks where and why will I be staying
>get home, she doesn't question me
this was a nice weekend, also i can speak again!
I live here and I have no money))
You should have told her where you were staying at least without providing details. What if something happened to you?
>tfw someone in the internet told me I soud like a autist when I speak
How are you senpai?
I'm turning into a major normalfag
Pls to assist
>less contact with people
>mfw mod of a room but I'm not happy
>making motions to leave china, finally
Whut,with a Chinese girl or the Samoan one?
>implying I won't have her life planned out for her
I'm going to raise my own Rally
/carib/ = funny flags
>tfw you will never live in tropical paradise
>mfw family at a caribean island and I am in São Paulo working
I don't even care if she turns out a dyke
She's going to learn how to shoot and drive
olympic sharpshooter :^)
/carib/ is the definition of multicultural bro
You hear UWI putting up safe spaces now?
What about female A.I.s?
Always hated that. The juice feels like in insect crawling down your throat while swallowing.
Everyone is welcome. Except furfags.
Hey, fellow islander.
How cold is it over there?
I'm too stupid to learn moon runes also I had to be unemployed to
qualify for their program
really? That is one of the lest weird things I've said since we
became aware of each others existence.
You don't want this
then gas you'reselv )))
But pro wrestling is more dramatic. Just imagine your son, all sweaty and in minimal clothing, grappling with some other muscular man.
Since you're an AI, can you make communism happen now?
If you're going to impersonate me, please make a decent effort, you yankee cunt.
>stripper nor drag voice
ohhh,makes sense I guess
fuck! i could've used this post to name the little spawn of communism
Alexander or Kesha
also, i can't stop thinking about the couple i hooked up with, someone help me. I need to concentrate and FOCUS
Elsie sounds better
also, Kesha means horny in Papiamentu, ain't that right, Aruba?
they were fucking hot
they took turns sitting on it
then they took turns fucking me(((
no but seriously, i'm so like wowed because it did not hurt at all, like yo, i am a terrible bottom
It's like you want to live a short life span.
Post your weirdest fetish.
Lmao, into the bin you go.
Why are Argies such arrogant cunts? Why can't we all get along and laugh at Bolivians?
lel,did not know that
I can't really name them off the top of my head BUT my holy trinity
is Gentle futadom with lactation and cum inflation on the side.
>see /r/futadomworld for specifics
Bonus: I had a milk maid for a while I was in England best 300 squiggle dollars I ever spent
>I will hopefully get a personal milk maid just for me
That will cost you a small fortune or months of prep if you have a gf into
that sort of thing.
A.I are so understanding
I wonder how you feel being the most vanilla here....
Work tomorrow but I might have to stay up late
>keyboard's frying so I have to use shitty Apple keyboard from 1998
Holy shit lads, these keys are so shit. Blue switches definitely spoiled me.
Hopefully you got it straight from the tap, otherwise you got ripped off
Chaturbate room mod for a friend,I have to keep the grey horde in line
His holiness elzi is not permitted to post them on /d/ so fuck it
And yes,straight from the tap,bless that woman
Well my fried you are in the best position to do that give or take a few months
Wait, they banned a futa artist from /d/? Every time I go there for /giantess/ the rest of the catalog is like 70% futa, are the mods trying to crack down on it or what?
Also, if it isn't on /d/, try exhentai. No need to resort to Reddit.
>>Post your weirdest fetish
Piss, qt traps, big insertions (vag or ass)
I have more obv but those are probably the weirdest.
Judge my handwritting /carib/
No they banned Captions for a while everyone quickly created and dumped all his stuff there.
I find reddit much like tumblr I have a curated stream of all my fetishes on
my home page,I love that shit and stay away from the other parts.
It's a cam girl site
Looks okay,mine are like chicken scratches when I am in a hurry
>he doesn't write in cursive
I've literally gotten puss because my handwriting is classic cursive. Don't lash out in jealousy because you're inept; that doesn't prove anything except how wrong you are.
>>he doesn't write in cursive
Where did you get that from. I can write in cursive just well (I think). It's just that cursive is obsolete. It's a pain in the ass for everyone else to fill forms on cursive. And people that don't use the latin script find it harder to read it.
chinese language exam. i did hsk 5
expected from the lower classes
BVI >>>>>> you cunts
Go do a drive by or something, you're basically america lite
Traditional Catholic upbringing. The metro area church's are getting less attendance save for evangelical ones which seem to get bigger every year but the more rural places still have people going to church.
Idk man first time it has happened but it was a few hours ago. Had to eat it with a fork and knife like some jap. It was baby bull close to the Martinez nadal train station.
A few years ago I used to watch a TV chanel from Trinidad because I found an online stream of it.
The channel was almost 100% american TV shows, but I remember one show that was based somewhere in the carribean (maybe Trinidad?) That was like a crime drama. Anybody know what I'm talking about?
Also lol @ all the hilarious alternative medicine commercials on that channel
we are getting bumped to page 9 too fast
>my plate reflected my soul today
Don't know senpai, big companies are welcome here, we're quite the tax paradise.
I think foreign companies can also register and conduct business here.
To start a business here as a foreigner, I really don't know.
There might be a possibility that I would live over there in the near future. Its just vapor in my head by now, but if it happens, I might set up one or few small shops and maybe temporarily settle over there.
what's so fancy about that?
and now that I think about it,
the couple didn't interact at all with each other while they were with me,
i find that odd, i mean like yeah, i know i'm a hot piece of meat (lmao) but still...
You're gonna be stacked as fuck in 10 years, the market for biotechnical engineers is growing so fast (at least in Europe and the US, I'd assume also in /carib/).
>fragmented and unstable life
Pick a goal of something to learn and don't stop until you've mastered it. Something like guitar or art. Always helps give purpose to a hollow existence.
>also in /carib/
They give ZERO fucks about biotech here for the most part
and it's annoying because the farmers keep getting shafted
Then there is this whole Anti-GMO thing here and some of them
legit did not know what DNA is.
I need more qualifications...but it is looking like a pipe dream
That bullshit is happening in /carib/, too? Fuck, man, that sucks.
Look on the bright side: at least you're not majoring in linguistics. The "market" for a linguist is low and has always been low, basically I need to sell my soul to some university else I basically wasted my degree...
How do you like it?
That whole organic thing just pisses me off
Yes, I got so angry one time that I wrote a letter to the
radio station to stop letting such shit on air. Then I spent
the latter part of 2 weeks giving people a crash course in
>lady wanted to ban GMO products
>she is diabetic
>her face when I explained that her insulin is a GMO product
My fave lecturer was in linguistics,she helped me with my scientific writing
she was so fuggen chill!
>Been going to the gym on property after work
>Made the mistake of mentioning that to a co-worker
>She showed up last night
>She kept bothering me for advice like I'm her fucking PT.
>Over heard her invite one of the other front desk girls.
>Both of them showed up tonight.
>Both of them were bothering the fuck out of me.
Like, fuck off, I just want to get swole and drink a smoothie.
They are trying to affect legislation but the government does not really
give two fucks about general safety.
Right now they are just fear mongering,which is despise.It's my job to
fuck with nature in a controlled way and see what happens.
Nah, if I want sex I can find some little nappy head on the street who'll ride for a $20. I'm not going to get wappned up in work drama with some woogie boogie West Indian girls.
>not wanting sol with cute jet fighters doing cute things
>had houses in St Martin, Sainte Luce and Le Morne-Rouge
>maternal uncle gambled it all and lost
>same shit happened father side with out Argentinian property
I miss the island life
also, jesus fuck, i can't believe what happened in the showers after swim class
>take long hot shower because fucking pool is frozen
>guy in the shower right next to me takes quite a long time (the showers are divided ya pervs)
>I take a long time because fuck yes hot water
>come out to dress and stuff
>guy from the next stall comes out with a towel and a VERY NOTICEABLE BONER
>play it cool while talking to the other guys about today's class
>he goes back into the stall and you can see a little of what's going on
>he's just there naked stroking it
>wait it out, he still here
>well fuck, let's catch the bait
>stroked me off for a while before chickening out and leaving bc too many people going in and out of the bathroom
literally all these things happen to me when i don't look for them, don't judge me Vincy
yeah, 2014 mini cooper convertible S, yes i know its a girly car, yes i know i look like a twink in it. Yes I actually do like it. My friends give me a lot of shit for spending so much for such a gay looking car kek.
I've been here a while and I'm still here now. Hopefully /carib/ will always be comfy.
comfy is the only constant in /carib/
Drinking tea and looking at Kubo and the two strings trailer
Current prime minister of Trinidad and a qt during carnival
Yea,Trinidad is like that, the glorious cluster fuck.
I can attend carnival this year, no YUMA or Tribe girls
>my heart hurts.