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very late night edition
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shut the fuck up.
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yui
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erl9IZxxIQc
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karen
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post some LADhouse choons
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>>54049836
untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz
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some of us are Listening to Music lads

http://instasync.com/r/IvanIvanovsky
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>>54049836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ataghsDrAXc
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>>54049811
>>54049814
>>54049820
>>54049822
>>54049836
>>54049850
>>54049852
top posts

great general desu
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>>54049794
never found her attractive until I heard her speak, now its like oh fuck

funny thing, that

her voice is like the rug in Big Lebowski, really ties the rest of her together
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>>54049850
yeah haha great one love it
>>54049862
pingin mate haha
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>>54049866
all me
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>>54049794
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this dutch cunt though. seems to get first post/make the thread a lot of the time, up to and including this time in a morning. it's literally fascinating. he must be sat there pretty much every waking hour
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two female friends of mine exchanged gifts and one bought the other one of those adult colouring books, how the fuck did that become a thing
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Bratislava actually looks quite good lads
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>>54049938
>how the fuck did that become a thing

drugs and the people who do/did them
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going to have 6 scrambled eggs for breakfast
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are we at late night depression /brit/ yet
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no but honestly why is /brit/ so dead tonight?
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>>54049963
going to scramble ur mums eggs for brekkie desu
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>>54049982
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>>54049933
wasnt in most of the day though
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Does anyone know where I can get full episodes of "To Catch a Predator"?
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>tfw stagnation
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>>54049963
bruh have 3 and put stuff in the middle

we call that an "omlette" here in the states

you're welcome

t. yank
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>>54049933
or it's a script
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https://www.fb.com/SoaTheHulk/videos/962297893806151/

a rare insight into my night last night
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Did they re do the CGI on the old star wars movies at some point? I watched them like 10 years ago and they looked shit, watching a new hope now, and the CGI looks passable by todays standards.
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Pretty drunk friend just talked loads about how he wants to kill himself and just walked into his room and locked the door

Hope he doesn't fucking do it t b h, really don't want to have to look for a new housemate next year
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>>54049982

really want to kill myself
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>>54050018
Go suck some dick for cocanie. Guaranteed that will spice things up
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>>54049992
because it's a normie general and they are all out clubbing

>>54050035
talk to him la
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>>54050035
why dont you kick in the door and murk him before he gets a chance
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>>54050033
Nah George Lucas doesn't like retouching films.
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Sabine Lisickis career is a mess
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>>54050003
what's this guys name again lads?
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>>54050061
>>54050065
Nah I'll leave him to it
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>>54050035
dont be a goon break down the door
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Don't die on me
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everybody just shut the fuck up for a minute
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at least the yanks bump the thread. where is everyone? the thread is never this dead at half 3 in the moning
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alright geezers
its me, gordon the goon
how you going eh
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7P1Vav9g0k
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>>54050076
Looks like they did it twice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Br0R5kMzwM
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fucks sake lads just pissed all over me leg -_-
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>>54050354
bit dum
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>>54050332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jzZOgLH4KU
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>>54050421
how did they organise this? did they redo the entire scene? clearly they didn't have CGI like this when return came out?
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>>54050354

>have piss
>put cock back in boxers
>piss drips down leg
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>>54050479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1sF9veTzuU
dont ask me how they did it
im not a fucking wizard am i
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darth vader is lukes dad
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we're in here
http://instasync.com/r/IvanIvanovsky
http://instasync.com/r/IvanIvanovsky
http://instasync.com/r/IvanIvanovsky
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>>54050525
no we're ruddy well not
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>>54050525

end yourself wasteman
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>>54050098
Tony Walkman.
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Told a woman that any woman he marries will have fucked at least 30 guys by the time they're 35 and he called me a fucking idiot.

Is it really so unbelievable that a girl will fuck one guy every six months?
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oi oi
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>>54050552

techno is gay shit
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>>54050548
not woman, friend

bit drunk
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Sometimes I feel like I am the only "European" awake at these hours. Even normies go to sleep later at night (going by Twitter) than the people here on int. I often see normies going to sleep at 8/9am
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think 4chan combined with being a NEET is killing me lads
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>>54050576
not all women are slags. my last ex was 27 and only fucked one other guy before me. a lot of girls are shy and introverted. if you find one that isn't into going out and getting smashed, she probably hasn't banged loads of guys
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Finn is a force sensitive abducted from a family of closeted Jedi
Rey's mother was Kylo Ren's twin sister
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going to Nashville, TN to watch the solar eclipse next year
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>>54050671
>solar eclipse
Americans just call it standing up
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Just step in one direction
Stutter step for one split second
Faster through the intersection
A jackknife to a swan and he was gone
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>>54050693

weak
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where the fuck did monday goOOO
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>>54050652
Finn is from Haruun Kal, and possibly related to Mace Windu.
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>>54050649
My ex was a literal 9/10 and had an intact hymen
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wish pepe was real and he and i were irl friends
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>>54050693

>changing your flag to a fucking leaf
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>>54050736
It's not happening lalalala can't hear you lalalalala
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Canadians can join:
>Australian military
>New Zealand military

Canadians can only join the UK military only when you have 5 years of residence...

Feels bad man
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>>54050780

i think we should disband the military and employ the ex servicemen building houses for refugees

we should sell our nuclear subs to china too and donate the proceeds to the EU
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>>54050769
>lalalalala
oi mate calm down I heard you the first time. Now what is it you want la?
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i'm an actual normie who was at a party tonight and i come back to this dead shit? for shame /brit/
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she was so beautiful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rycNQoMxM2w
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YOUUUUUUUUU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
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>>54050913

cuck song
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>>54050907
did you get a lucky bag when you left and did you capsize the bouncy castle ?
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>i'm an actual normie who was at a party tonight and i come back to this dead shit? for shame /brit/
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>>54050942
no i left after a few beers and a few spliffs while i was still in fit state to drive home since i couldn't be arsed paying 25 quid for a fucking pkai taxi
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>>54050909
ASMR shit is so weird, like I get why someone would find it appealing but literally none of the girls who put htis stuff out on the internet have the voice for it

you need like modulators and mixing and shit if youre just some random gilr
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>>54050985
sounds like you didnt enjoy yourself
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>>54050993
Gentlewhispering has the perfect voice for it.
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dead?
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dese mcs wanna talk about lord of the mics? you aint even lord of ya yard!
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Rebel Rebel, you've torn your dress
Rebel Rebel, your face is a mess
Rebel Rebel, how could they know?
Hot tramp, I love you so!
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>>54051026
nope, same shit
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>>54051023
staying overnight at a house party is a fucking commitment. if i feel like taking mdma or coke or whatever i'll man through it but otherwise nah i'd rahter sleep in my own bed
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want to sleep but got bowie on the brain and have a feeling ill have horrible dreams about mortality and that
what a conundrum eh
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if you don't rate me shame on you, if you don't rate me shame on you.

hahaha

I've liked grime since day senpai. Got into it when Skepta dropped shut down.
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>>54049888
>>54050003
>>54050780
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>>54051160
you're here all day mate.

speak to somebody.

get help.

top of the morning to ya :^)
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http://instasync.com/r/westmidslad
http://instasync.com/r/westmidslad
http://instasync.com/r/westmidslad
a democratic place for all
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>>54051186
first post i made here today
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>>54051187

>he got banned from the insta

LMAO
M
A
O
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>>54051187
lmao

justice was served
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>>54051075
Get your fuck me pumps on for the lads.
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>>54051207
>there is now more people in mine
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>>54051187
>>54051207
what happened
what did i miss
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>>54051259
ivan was being an autistic cunt tb h
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>>54051250
>more people
>good
learn the hard way son
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>>54051259

nothing desu. just people fucking with the skip in an instasync for banter
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>>54051259
that autistic pole started crying because we didn't want to listen to his shit tune
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>>54051259
>>54051270
>>54051281
westmidslad got sent to the gulag and chimped out

my instasync channel was purged and only good posters are left
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>>54049794
i hate my life haha lads
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>>54051293
I'm in both 2bh
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>>54051090
s'pose thats reasonable

who's party was it?
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>>54051296
I remember when I was a teenager
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>already 4:28
Where does the time go?
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>>54051332
right out the window
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>>54051332
It goes nowhere and everywhere
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One small step for memes
One giant leap for Memekind
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Fucking argentinian told me im not white. Really pissed off now lads
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>>54051380

are you white?
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>>54051380
well are you?
desu I had a black girl ask me if I was Greek or Portuguese
made me feel dirty
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>>54051369

Shitposting is safe for now.
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>>54051391
Yes thats why it pissed me off
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>>54051332
it goes into the past
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>>54051380
>argentinian told me im not white
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>>54051401
in Canada at least
Thank Jesus for giving us Common Law
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>>54051380
I assume every ozzie poster is a chinaman now.
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*touches your willy*
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>>54051456
I assume all brit posters are muslim
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>>54051380

Just show him 1142 haha
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Best gamecube and wii games?

I got a wii/gc emulator to play new super mario bros, but I never owned a Nintendo since snes, so don't know what else to play
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>>54051477
Naw you don't.
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>>54051495

Windwaker, Eternal Darkness, Zelda games are alright. just off the top of my head
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>>54051477
I have no religion
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>>54051495
metroid prime
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>>54051529
Love has no religion :)
#racemix
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http://instasync.com/r/IvanIvanovsky
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>>54051495
Luigi's mansion
Windwaker
F-Zero GX
Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes
Pikmin series
Tales of Symphonia
Metroid Prime
Resident Evil 4
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Super Mario Sunshine
Twilight Princess
Smash Bros Melee
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Bars for days


Fuck I’m doing talking ‘bout pineal glands
Fuck I’m doing talking ‘bout pineal glands
Ancient ways of Sumerians
Ain’t nothing wrong with a righteous man
Uh, this is my Anunnaki flow
Oh, this be my Anunnaki flow
Yo, I got that Anunnaki flow
You are now on Planet X, I’m the God, show your respect
HiiiPower
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alri
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>>54051652
hello
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>>54051581
>Luigi's mansion
>Windwaker
>F-Zero GX
>Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes
>Pikmin series
>Tales of Symphonia
>Metroid Prime
>Resident Evil 4
>Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
>Super Mario Sunshine
>Twilight Princess
>Smash Bros Melee

thx, saved. what about wii? obviously nothing too dependent on motion controls.
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>>54051652

Diagnosis depression. on tablets for it
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https://clyp.it/1txhc2hu
https://clyp.it/1txhc2hu
https://clyp.it/1txhc2hu

WAHAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
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so to all you benzoanalog(ues) addicts. what are you going to do before April (or was it?) the great month of righteousness

gonna enjoy the seizures? :D
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl-j6rff_b8
lads
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>>54051687
no idea m8
never had a wii
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>>54051707
>>54051719
I enjoyed these posts
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>>54051701
Not alri
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just ate a whole pizza
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>>54051707

NIce meme banger desu
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new Jungle Book movie looks like it could be alright

but I hate how they have to make everything so edgy, it looks like they've stripped all the charm of the original in exchange for XTREEM animal fights and a billion A-list actors doing voices for no reason what so ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mkm22yO-bs
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see bee ayy wiv dis
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>>54051581
I'd also add Metroid Prime 2, Kirby Air Ride, Donkey Kong Jungle Beat and Fire Emblem Path of Radiance.

>>54051687
Super Mario Galaxy 1 & 2
Punch-Out!!
Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword
Xenoblade Chronicles
Mario Strikers
Sin & Punishment Star Successor
Donkey Kong Country Returns
Metroid Prime 3
Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn

Also I'd recommend playing the Wii versions of Metroid Prime Trilogy and the Pikmin games since they have better controls (if you're using a wiimote, I can't comment on how well they will emulate).
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>>54051707
noice, fl studio?
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hey lads
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going to bed
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>>54051719
ahh excellent very impressive

>>54051856
aye
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I often wonder if he re*dozes off*
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staying awake
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might get a handy from a mate tomorrow
any tips on how to keep it nonhomo?
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Crazy that muslims have no idea that they are going to be the cause of the world being completely ruined
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>>54051922
good lad
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>>54051922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKvEUJpAEQc
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how does it feel knowing your brit posts could end up on facebook? there is literally a page admin lurking this thread right now waiting to screencap your post so he can get his likes
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>>54051975
>tesco exclusive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwLKyQuY-ws
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>>54052002
fuckin hell thats me
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>>54051934
fucking reply please
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>>54051843
thanks, I'll get them. Though I'm using a 360 controller haha. I use the right analogue for shaking and the d pad for tilt, but it's not ideal. I can play new mario bros no problems though
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>>54052023
how does it feel lad?
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>>54052002

all me
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>>54052042
a bit weird if it gets big because my sis would clearly know i psoted that
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>>54051716
Not really I get prescribed them.

Feel sad about it though because there a few addicts on /brit/ that rely on RC benzos and you can literally die if you can't taper off.
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please someone fucking give me a (you) before bed
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>>54052023
>>54052058

>263 likes

Wonder what that is in (you)s. Jealous desu
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>>54052002
Christ are there actually mongs that are so ashamed about using this site that they make up these silly nicknames for it when they post stuff elsewhere?
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>>54052002
I subscribe to this page and have fifty odd notifications because of it

have also sent him stuff from /brit/ that has been posted
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normals are walking down the street and shouting
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>>54052092
im very ashamed about using this desu. just tell people i do reddit
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Drugs?
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>>54052099

Good lad. i struggle to find the content sometimes. you're a big help
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>>54052099
very good lad
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I propose that "cba" becomes our new meme word
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>>54052119
Nice facebook image you dumb piece of shit
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>>54052112
they have streets up there?
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>>54052145
wow relax lad
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>>54052099
anything by me?

>>54052139
already use it all the time dont ruin this for me
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>>54052139
cant be assed

good idea
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>>54052168

>assed

JOY
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>>54052139
been using it for at least 5 years desu
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>>54052162
I'm seriously about to fucking punch this dumb aussiecunt in the head
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>>54052076
desu
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>>54052139
you can't suffix it to anything like 'tb
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tb
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desu
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>>54052241
haha tricked you
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how about "casbah"
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>>54052166
>anything by me
yes
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Fucking spastic women who buy iPhones and say they're the best because muh facetime and muh funny camera filters. Fucking £500. You can use skype on a £20 phone and get a better camera for £50.

It pisses me off how people just throw money away
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>>54052267
nice
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>>54052284
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nigger
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>>54052284
>skype
Nice try GCHQ shill
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>>54052284
>a £20 phone
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>counterfit australia enters the thread
top zozzle
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spear chucker
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Going to finish Umaru tonight lads, while drinking hahaha!!!!
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need sex pretty bad. been 1 whole year now. Think I might rather be a virgin than have it and start to realize what im missing
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>>54052346
Hey babe
Are you Thai? Because I am Thai-ing to get with you ;)
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up at this time what am I like
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>queens greatest hits wasnt the first album he bought

Rasheed.
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>>54052392
me love you long time mr yank
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>>54052346
yeah, could get a shit second hand smart phone for £20. A galaxy Y or Ace or some shit. Also nonce twat
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>queens greatest hits
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Someone based make a haxball pls.

Also any of the old haxball lads still post?
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feeling very scared of death
blackstar is doing things to my brain and the more i read about it the more i feel mortality pressing in on every direction stifling
post a hatman or whatever
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>>54052421
>yeah, could get a shit ...phone
yeh m8
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>>54052426
aye
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>>54052436
meme school
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Not sure if you'll see this, but westmidslad or whoever put me onto that southend pirate radio documentary.... It's jokes.

Killa = Grinda.

And I love it. lol. On part 2 now but just wanted to show some love.

t. kekmanmode.
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>>54052436
*prays for you to feel better*
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>>54052414
I love you. Please come back to New York with me
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>A galaxy Y or Ace
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>>54052441
that is my point. a shit phone is still good enough to serve the purpose they buy a £500 iPhone for. It's total pleb. There's no reeason to buy an iPhone, ever.
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>>54052444
Make a haxball please everytime I host no one can join
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>It's total pleb.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwVXkM_YxMg
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>>54052484
gotta sleep im sory got work soon
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm-9dLq6Szs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm-9dLq6Szs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm-9dLq6Szs

Choon
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>>54052473
send money paypaypally i will fly to it ;)
>>54052479
I don't disagree, iPhones are a waste of money but people waste money all the time on all kinds of things. There's a middle ground between buying the cheapest thing you can and wasting your money tho
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Just did 7 small farts 1 after the other after the other
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>There's no reeason to buy an iPhone, ever
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>>54052002
That page is fucking cancer single handedly ruined /r9k/
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>>54052525
try doing a big one instead
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>>54052532
name one
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imagine being a virgin lads
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How good a school is Cambridge?

That, Oxford and LSE are the only Brit schools I can actually name, and I know the other two are good, but nothing about that one.
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>>54052544
Ill have a brain aneurysm if i do that
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haxbal
a
x
b
a
l
l

http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=~2c11990f4eaf5b3e031d2131ed933848769ae5b0c3532af9645ba54f1d87ec039
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>>54052522
alri pardner
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>>54052552
iOS is good for tech plebs, WP is just as easy to use, if not easier however, but the app market is worse than the iPhone's.
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just spent 10 pound credit on a 10 grand phone call
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>>54052578
jot (jog on texas)
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>being a virgin lads
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>>54052524
youtu.be/DtpG96Z99Rw
me on the left
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if you own an iphone you're a sheeple normie twat
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>>54052609
p much
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h8 the fact i had an iq of 483 and it's being undermined by my alcoholism
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>>54052627
Juniper.
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>>54052604
>dat manly katoey
never mail order.
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>>54052591
arent you so clever

god i hate /int/ banter
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i am about to fucking wreak havoc on this lad talking shit about the iphone
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what's with this yank posting /b/ tier reaction images
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did a new setup today
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>>54052652
fuck off miscoloured italy
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>>54052654
you arent english m8, stop talking like it
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>>54052654
there's at least two of us 2bh. honestly write off most people under 40 who own one as a pleb
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>>54052649
That is literally what I imagine every Thai poster looks like
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>>54052674
>m8
FOB
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might walk down to tesco when it opens at 6am and purchase some ciggies
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>>54052674
FOY
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>>54052695
they say it on /sp/ m8, in the football threads

thats actual football mind you, not socceroo
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>>54052668
waheyy
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>>54052604
why did I just watch this entire video
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>>54052721
must be a garage open you could tobacco in ?
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>>54052768
all me
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me and the lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO_uNraib3g
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>>54052760
yeah there is but its further and i can wait 17 minutes m8
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>>54052692
far be it for me to disillusion you but here's a selfie
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>>54052761
ats no a lassie
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S H E Z Z A
M
I
T
H
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was meant to sleep 5 hours ago dont mean to keep banging on about it but i feel really dismal
is this what they call the old existential crisis
just dont see why people go on and do things for so long and just have to give it all up and lose every part of themselves and just cease
living breathing people become static horrid grotesques just like that when the signals stop in the brain and everything they were to everyone is gone
ive never experienced the death of a loved one, never listened to bowie either but once he died i listened to all 350 odd songs in his discography and the journey to blackstar was incredible and then its just this awful twisted plea for life as everything just goes
mate its fucking mental i tell you
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>>54052813
chebs
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>>54052786
God I wish I was that cat. Smug piece of shit
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>>54052816
>is this what they call the old existential crisis
Yes.

Sorry your going through it, quite a sad affair. Praying for you
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>>54052838
you seem ronery, here: www.dateinasia.com

'knock yourself out, dude'
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ever thought you could bet a blow from a bird? i could fit my shit in that little fucking beak
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>Rip hair out of my head
>Hair comes out
Am i going bald lads?
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me and the gals out for emmas birthday xxx hbd chick luv u :D xxx
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*cums in your ear*
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Look behind you.
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>>54052889
you will be if you keep doing that
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out here in this jungle
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>>54052843
felt quite good just to articulate it like that and straighten me head out a bit, deaths ruddy crazy but i spose we all just have to deal with it
would be absolutely fine if i didnt have to go lie down and sleep now
and i cant get "girl loves me" out of my fucking head and not only is it doing my head in but it means i keep going back to thinking about bowies death

>>54052930
im on edge mate come on now none of that
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>>54052935
Good song. I've had Rebel Rebel stuck in my head all week.

nanight love x
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>>54052182
>tfw you can trigger an American without even knowing it
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>girl just texted me and asked what im doing
>i said i was out but came home early as i have to get up early
>shes drunk and says ok coming over
>then waits 2 minutes and says jk

Did she mean it? Never hooked up with her or anything thought we were just acquaintances
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>>54052894
god can you imagine how much cock these slags have taken, i'd puke if I were you
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>>54052978
We merely adopted the banter.
You were born in it, molded by it.
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did this fucking kangaroo fucker nigger abo dumb black dog just give me a (you)? I need to wash my eyes out now
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>>54052980
yup
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>>54052999
really wish you stupid cunts would leave and not come back
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>>54052980
you didn't seal the deal quick enough
you weren't alpha enough to take control of the situation and get her to come
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>>54052999
trips of truth
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Saw an actual midget today lads how wierd is that
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>>54053023
didnt see the text until she said jk desu

i said but actually you should. waiting for results
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>go to the kitchen
>see this

what do, you do?
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Normie pills are working lads
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>>54053031
did you give him a low five haha
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>>54052980
just text back


Shame ;)
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>>54053045
Haha nah i was driving past but it saw me staring at it
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>>54053038
>alright love what's that you're eating, bet I could make you something better
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>>54053056
>>54053056
>>54053056
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>>54052980
No, clearly she was jk
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>>54053036
keep us updated
get your willy wet la
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>>54053036
you have nothing else to do than trying to please a girl ?
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