/brit/

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cara

karen

You are now thinking about that really embarassing thing you did

Notice me senpai nooootice me

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when the cheese too dank

>>54046892
outstanding post

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Is that Ivana Trump?

>>54046892
good post

>>54046910
Smoke one for my brother have no weed

plymouth

maisie

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>Downloaded it myself a while ago because the sound design seemed good from the trailers. Had a listen to the creature sounds in the action scenes and then deleted it.

>>54046901
I once got depantsed in PE, but my shorts were tight so they accidentally pulled my underwear down as well. Everyone saw my willy haha.

>>54046932
me*

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>>54046914
>>54046931

>>54046917
does he say Ivana Trump or Ivanka Trump?

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Peter Kay is a national treasure

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roOP29KVaAo

>>54046930
did you not like wolverine then

thought that wouldve been right up your street but now not so sure

>>54046932
just smoked my last joint too
quite upsetting

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Golliwogs lads

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>>54046977
>he doesnt label his Peter Kay pics Bobby Sands

Do you even old /brit/

Think how many different races the British have slaughtered lads? Native americans, all sorts of africans, arabs, chinese, abbos, indians, irish, not to mention all the other europeans we've killed. we are god tier.

>>54046994
Didn't get my head smashed in recently so I haven't felt the inclination to watch any x-men flicks

edgy

>>54047033
Fun fact: The badger is the largest predator in the UK (aside from humans) because we hunted all the others into extinction.

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>>54046976

Ivana, Ivankas mother

>>54047011
fuck off racist
>>54047033
done well in the 10k at 2012 olympics

>>54046870

Fuck off

>corbyn still banging on about giving the Falklands away

It's like he doesn't even care about having the /int/ vote

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/argentina/12117755/Jeremy-Corbyn-wants-a-Northern-Ireland-style-power-sharing-deal-for-the-Falklands.html

>>54047041
>monkeys = lads
>cats = janny

>>54047041

WHAT A LITTLE LEGEND

>>54047076
>Jeremy-Corbyn-wants-a-Northern-Ireland-style-power-sharing-deal-for-the-Falklands
Does he forget that there are ethnic irish and ethnic brits in Northern Ireland as opposed to just ethnic brits in the Falklands

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>>54047041
me on the left

>>54047076
>Falklands overwhelmingly want to stay British
>Corbyn "Bahaha who cares about them. Here you go argies"

How badly sunburnt did sailors get in the olden days?

>>54047076
He doesn't care about getting anyone's vote. The people of the Falklands have explicitly stated that they like things as they are now and that Argentina has been unnecessarily awkward with them. The people who live there even have British accents.

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>>54047076

>implying wearing meme clothes like this isnt him going for the /int/ vote

sanders seems like a snively jew (which he is)
trump is nuts and just says inflammatory things he knows will get him attention cause he just can
hillary is an angry dyke who will make america the United States of Tumblr

still going with Trump

liberals these days make me fucking sick

>>54046965
>depantsed
FOY

>>54047128

It wouldn't be the first time in the Island's history that it gets completely abandoned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg4LTTvYGj4

It's my dolmio day lads.

>>54047056
>Didn't get my head smashed in recently so I haven't felt the inclination to watch any x-men flicks
hat

wolverine is a pretty decent film in all fairness, plus its even got actual jap speak in it so theres no possible reason you could dislike it

(currently 6:50mins into godzilla and a title saying JANJIRA, JAPAN has come up, with accompanying oriental music to let the viewer know the scene is indeed set in japan)

having a MASSIVE hunger

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Last two matches on tinder

>tfw no qt black gf

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>>54047067
Ivanka is not bad ngl

>moved to London in November
>have only heard people speaking with cockney accents twice so far

Very disappointing desu. I wanted to meet some cockney geezers and have a pint with them but I think I just have to accept that Michael Caine-style cockneys just don't exist in London anymore. Shame really. And fuck visiting Essex

>>54047076

got a falklands 10p in my change but i lost it

>>54047161
sanders - reddit
trump - 4chan
clinton - tumblr
obama - blacked

>>54047200
look at the size of that head

>>54047076

If we sell the falklands to the chinese we could build new houses for all the refugees

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3413590/Celine-Dion-s-son-s-moving-eulogy-father-Ren-Ang-lil.html

>14 year old

Literally looks older than me

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>>54047214

Bit like the Argies that senpai

>>54047200
>kanye west

SHIT

>>54047161

I literally don't care who the next POTUS is, 2bh

this is my fight song take back my life song

>>54047260
POTUS
O
O
P
O
O

>>54047256
>not liking yeezy

maximus plebimus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoO4IQwYw54

>>54047186
Wish it was socially accepted to dress like that

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Aussie with a flamethrower in world war 2

>>54047273
*claps*

>>54047292
fuk u plen

out of my sight

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just give us the fucking euros now

>>54047304

>Aussie shitposter visits /brit/

>>54047303
>i bow to social norms
FONT

Watching that Tom hardy film about the kray twins. The 60s would have been such a good time to have been alive

WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DO HOOD AT

>>54047304

shit way to die, desu

4-4-2 vardy and austin up top, it's coming home

>>54047303
It is if you're tall and slim and have a hipster beard

>>54047335
More of the fact that the lads would literally and I mean LITERALLY banter me to death and call me a goth for wearing Doc Martens

>>54047329
brilliant webm

SAVED

>>54047377
>austin
>not kane
>not sturridge

>>54047377
>austin

KANE
A
N
E

>implying it wont be pooney and walcott again

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>>54047377
No we need a bizarro formation with 3 central strikers with Alli behind them

>>54047377
you know that rooneys going to start up front regardless and we'll go out in the last 16

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real nigga hours

time to roll a spliff methinks

>>54047208

would fuck her thirteen to the dozen and seven ways to sunday

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>Seumas Milne, now Mr Corbyn’s most senior advisor

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>playing with strikers

Need a good idea for an Instagram post lads, not done one for a few weeks and it's important for me to keep up the illusion that my life is fun/interesting/worthwhile because my ex-gf follows me on there. It's difficult because my life is not actually fun, interesting or worthwhile, I just need something to make it look like it is.

MOTHER... TELL YOUR CHILDREN NOT TO WALK MY

wankered off my cunting bollocks

>>54047452
had to google who this is

>scottish football

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WHAT?

>>54047255

>boat full of 18 year old conscripts illegally sunk
>funny

pick one

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just found a couple of chomps

night

1-4-5 vardy and austin and kane and rooney and sturridge up top, it's coming home

Post football fan banter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-stkqKm4v50

off to work soon, daily reminder that I have to work only one minute to earn more than janny.

>>54047377

remember when we had heskey starting in south africa? fucking hell

>tfw i remember the 98 world cup
>tfw half you fuckers weren't even born then

4-6-0 Raheem Sterling as the false 9

>>54047542

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vGATIqn_nE

>>54047528

>illegally sunk

Nice meme Anon. Thatcher told the Argentines that were no longer just targeting their forces around the Falklands but everywhere. Pretty much functions as a declaration of war

>>54047570

go back to sleep gramps

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Who do you think is the bigger slut, Maisie or Sophie?

>>54047542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8L65XoTKjo
i'm in this video aha

>Too few teachers - particularly history teachers - are being trained to teach the Holocaust in England, the Education Select Committee says.
>They also call for steps to be taken to preserve the words of Holocaust survivors for future generations.
>Ministers say all pupils must study the Holocaust and what it teaches us today.
>This is why it is unique in being the only subject named as a compulsory part of the history curriculum, a spokesman for the Department for Education said.

>>54047528
It's funny as fuck actually.

Their flagship getting utterly wrecked.

>>54047528
>at war
>illegally sunk

FUCK OFF
J
E
R
E
M
Y

C
O
R
B
Y
N

>>54047622
maisie

Not been drunk for 6 months lads, not even a lifestyle choice I just don't have any friends to go drinking with and I'm too poor to justify drinking alone.

>>54047570
I remember world cup 98 too, I even remember the PC game World Cup 98

>>54047565
Congratulations on being able to handle shiposting here, and preparing for work, you cunt!

A/S/L???

FUCK OFF SMALL HEATH THE CITY IS OURS

hart
walker, stones, cahill, baines
dier, alli, barkley
rooney
kane vardy austin

wine gums hahaa

>>54047655
7/F/Rotherham

>>54047377
>vardy
remember he was good lmao

>>54047634
My old history teacher used to make holocaust jokes. Was a top bloke

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>>54047638
the rest of the navy didn't leave port after it lol

>>54047648

Had it on N64

Loved Fifa 97 too

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>not playing a 0-5-6 with 5 false centre halves and a couple of inverted pivots

>>54047655
52/F/Liverpool

>>54047655
20/female/birmingham

>>54047655

14/f/cali

>>54047697
>>54047655
hahahah fucking idiots.

The Belgrano was at Pearl Habour

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>>54047667
>walker
>baines
>barkley

>>54047684
>no enganche
>no false deep lying regista

>>54047622

My mate met Sophie in a club at Uni. Dont think he fingerbanged her out back though. or at least he wasnt willing to tell me

>>54047667
an unorthodox and possibly illegal tactic playing 12 players

>>54047622

maisie because her career is in the toilet so she needs lots of cock for validation

sophie will become a legendary actress. she will become audrey hepburn tier.

>>54047715
clyne is shit
who else at left back
barkley >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shit > jack wheelchair

>>54047655
20/male/Birmingham

>>54047689
Are you here for uni or do you live here permanently?

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>shop gives me old 50p
>wont take it back

>>54047730
No one will believe me but I saw Sophie in Belfast one day because of Game of Thrones being filmed here.

was too beta to ask for a photo

>>54047645

you don't need to be rich to drink alone. homeless people can afford it so you certainly can.

>>54047731
rooney's anonymous for england in tournaments so its ok

FFS i like watching those videos from warzones and listening to the noises but am fucking sick to death of 'allahu akbar' it's like watching a good video of a goal and some stupid spanish cunt shouts 'gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal'

>>54047746
live here permanently babe x

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>>54047768
wot did u just say m8?

>>54047448
good post

Just had a spicy shit lads, my bumhole is still burning.

remember England's performance at Euro 2008? That was forgettable!

>>54047767
Yeah but they choose to spend money on alcohol instead of a roof over their heads. I choose the roof.

going to have a bottle of ber

>>54047794
hahaha!

>>54047794
I don't actually, I remember 2004 though, how odd...

>>54047785
dropped

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>>54047293
fuck lions. hyenas are the GOAT predators in Africa. all other animals run away from lions ... hyenas actually attack them, even when they know they can't win

plus Hyenas kill far more of their prey than lions do

>yes I'm mad

>>54047788
Well good morning.

>>54047790
ok rajeet

remember Scotland's performance at any tournament in the last nth years? what a ludicrous display!

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>>54047794
>wales, ireland and bloody northern ireland qualified
>even bloody iceland, with just 300k populations qualified
>scotland couldn't manage it
you can't bloody make this shit up

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>>54047834

>>54047788

DId Kev get a new car?

>>54047850
WERE NOT BRAZIL WERE NORTHERN IRELAND

>>54047850
dont forget the NEVERLANDS

LOL

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>For this part of the quest you will need the help of a player
fucking bullshit how do i find somebody to help me

>>54047849
>he doesn't remember France 98
>he doesn't own all the goals of France 98 on DVD

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>Scotland didn't qualify

Daily reminder that David Healy scored a fucking hatrick against 5pa1n

I don't even watch football but I remember this goal

https://youtu.be/9kJhlM8vowk

>>54047927
lolnaldo

MESSI MESSI MESSI

>>54047923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR77Pr_7vts

>>54047914
it was typical scotland style as well, play decently against the good teams, get raped by the shit teams, and have 2 games against wales with penalties that shouldn't/should have been given etc.

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>>54047889
h8 u

>>54047914
>even fucking albania managed it

>>54047904
how about doing it in 2004 when the game wasn't fucking dead

>>54047954
>you now remember joe cole

>>54047962
bit rude that

>>54047954
haha man almost said fuck there

>>54047965
i did faggot

>>54047962
>tfw the footy pitch is all slop and the fresh boots get all mucky

no just kidding, fuck Americans who talk like that, and like soccer, and soccer, and all of you

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>you will never be a New York City official who allows The Trump Organization to bypass planning regulations on their latest real estate development in exchange for sexual favours from Ivanka

Find it hard to comprehend that Corbyn wouldnt of sent Troops to liberate the Falklands. The man is fucking strange

Real life Yoda found in Serbia

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35385823

>>54047996
>faggot
FOY

>>54048005
he's deranged
if the PLP had any spine they'd remove him

>>54047914
have to say irelands qualification was particularly impressive

think we might draw a game this time

>>54047996
>my brother got my 12 year old account hacked yesterday

;__;

>>54047076
yeah because northern ireland is the pin up for peaceful country-sharing between two historically warring nations

man roll ball with foot

ball roll in net me shout

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>>54047914

Iceland qualified and they have 300,000 people

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>In a 2013 column for The Guardian, Mr Milne wrote: “Whenever there's a 99.8 per cent yes vote in a referendum, it's a pretty safe bet that something dodgy's going on. And despite David Cameron's insistence that the North Korean-style ballot in the Falkland Islands – or Malvinas as they're known in Argentina – should be treated with "reverence", that rule of thumb clearly fits the bill in this case.”

Corbyn's head of communications

>>54048041
leave it for a bit then recover it and u might have some good stuff on it

Reminder that we would have won the 2002 World Cup if Beckham didn't get injured, and Euro 2004 if rooney didn't get injured, and the 2006 world cup if rooney was wrongly sent off

>>54048049

>implying the Good Friday Agreement didnt drastically reduce IRA activities in Northern Ireland

Confirmed for underage or just retarded

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need a bf lads

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>>54048007
>Australian dollars

>>54048049
It is now. We all live in harmony these days. Not even memeing. I have staunch republican mates and I am as prod as they come

>>54047927

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eYBbvm2v6I

>>54048107
bit gay lad

>>54048094
Don't know ther email haha. They didn't change pass they just stole 400mil on OSscape.

Cant even change the password

>>54048097
2010 was no hope, because of heskey
2014 was no hope, even though I really really wanted Gerrard to do well

>>54048041
hope you spanked him ngl

>>54048148
Heskey was great for England
the perfect foil for Rooney

>>54048149
Fuck no. I stopped fighting my brother after I watched him knock out a 30 year old man that was about one foot higher than him when he was 16

>>54048145
i thought the old accounts use usernames not emails

>>54048180
absolutely fucking useless

would have much rather had defoe and crouch

>>54048188
Dunno I don't play it anymore I gave it to my bro back in 2009. I was just mad because it has sentimental value to me

>>54048187
> watched him knock out a 30 year old man that was about one foot higher than him when he was 16
WEW
how poor are you lads?

>Watching film
>Can hardly hear the dialogue at all
>Turn it up
>Music in the next scene loud enough to break windows

Why does this happen so often? It's really annoying

>>54048221
because you download yify's great quality rips ©®

Look at the reaction of the bench
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cM7Prs9j03U

yfw hodgson starts rooney henderson milner and lallana at the euros

>>54048221
iktf
just watch with subtitles

>>54048238
It literally happens on DVDs and network TV though.

>>54048221
because m8, how else would you know thta there's ACTION!!!!!

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>>54048255
You'll go all the way lad!

>>54048263
probably because of surround sound being forced through 2.0 otherwise i don't know 2bhfam

Hello, England.
Thank you for your language and fo this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_59IoosY2g

>>54048330
Fucking beans
They're the absolute worst to play football with

he was so good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnGCDUHEoms

time for sleepies lads x

>>54048354
>football
FOB

http://news.kbs.co.kr/special/2015/2016test/3a_1.pdf
http://news.kbs.co.kr/special/2015/2016test/3a_2.pdf
hey guys, this is our college entrance exam(suneung)'s english part. what do you think about this?

>>54048367

you can sleep when you're dead

time for sleepies lads x

Deadlift day tomorrow

>just found an unopened box of condoms
>they went out of date in March 2015
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOfbBOmFyHw

>>54048203
Not very why? Why would being a good fighter make you poor?

Someone called him a Scottish bastard and he sparked them out

no food lads. what am I gonna do?
>used all my stored-up winter fat reserves to post that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK7GSARUs_Q

>>54048458
he's some posh nonce who has never been involved in a physical altercation in his life

>>54048367
>>54048436
na'night x

>>54048462
Everytime there is no food in my house I go walk up the mountain and pick berries and make jam

>>54048462
drive to get food. 24hr supermarkets or a garage or something. if not, borrow a potato of a neighbour, that is if we haven't taken them all haha ;^)

>>54048462
lmao they're even famining themselves now

>>54048410

It seems alright looks like pretty high level too . Do all Korean students need to take this or are you studying in the US/UK?

I was on the 7 train to the US Open in September and I heard one convo of someone who invited Martina Navrativola to her wedding (she politely refused), and this guy who said he was a ballboy at the open a few years earlier and that Andy Murray is the most competitive player, he is absolutely fuming after every lost point

How does a K-Hole compare to a heavy dose of acid?

>>54048517
yes, all Korean students need to take this. above 11 percent student got higher than 88/100 point in this exam.

>>54048561
A heavy dose of acid is babby tier compared to a k-hole. A k-hole is the ultimate spiritual experience.

Just imagine not even knowing what the term Earth or reality means. You literally forget everything you know, you forget you're even human. You come out of it forgetting your name, it is the ultimate ego death.

>>54048524
ok thanks for sharing

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>>54048470
reminds me of pic related

>>54048561
K-hole is still more fucked

>>54048561
kill thyself degenerate

>>54048603
i enjoyed it

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>Just imagine not even knowing what the term Earth or reality means. You literally forget everything you know, you forget you're even human. You come out of it forgetting your name, it is the ultimate ego death.

>>54048607
I've lost a friend to death and this made me start crying

>>54048594

>above 11 percent student got higher than 88/100 point in this exam

Fuck. is there a speaking/listening part too or is it just written? might try to talk to some of the Koreans that i see at my University if their English is this good. Most chinese students seem to be pretty bad desu

taking a nice brisk walk to the 24 hour garage lads
let's hope the paki rape gangs don't catch me slipping

>>54048618
why didn't you thank him then dickhead, you have no manners

>>54048561
You are totally immobilized, barely conscious, unable to communicate, more of an internal trip. LSD is external, you're mobile, able to walk and talk, convey your thoughts and feelings to a degree, you bounce your trip of other people, their trip affects yours,a nd yours theirs.

You can have an outer body experience on both, though. And the thought processes very similar, though, that feeling of enlightenment is the same. Just don't take K at a party.

>>54048650
good luck lad

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>>54048470

>the pacing marks in the snow

>>54048595
You've never done good acid

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it's time

>>54048683
I've literally done 3000ug of the darknet from a liquid vial. Don't bother responding to me again it's clear you've gave yourself brain damage from abuse of LSD.

>>54048641
1~17 is listening.
http://webfs1.kice.re.kr/suneung_2015_11/2016_3.zip
this is script.

Evening lads

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>>54048688

>>54048731
mornin

>>54048699
lol spacker

>>54048660

>LSD is external, you're mobile, able to walk and talk, convey your thoughts and feelings to a degree

Could not move for hours when I took 1200ug AL-LAD. I eventually made it to the bathroom which took about half an hour in itself, I had forgotten how to walk. Then my piss exploded all over every surface and mucus leaked out of the walls, the bath/toilet/shower screen were smashed to pieces but the pieces were floating in mid air, since I had paused time.

Alri, lads?

Getting a visit from the shadow people currently lads

Really should go to sleep

>>54048736
it is actually cheese, lol

>>54048758
t. someone who believes in McKennas time wave zero theory

>>54048779
Kek

>>54048779
He means in the sense that it literally seperates your mind from your body. You don't know what a "body" is, you can't feel it either. You exist only in the other realm when you do k.

Antikythera

who else doing not having go to bed tonight

>>54048789
Alri la

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>>54048863
p good, la.
Just listening to some deece choons

I'm a second tier genius lads

Imagine taking 10,000 mics of liquid acid

Supposedly someone from the grateful dead took 250,000 mics by accident but I find that hard to believe

>>54048779
>1200ug

yep that will do it. you were still lucid, though, that's my point. When you're in a proper K hole, you're almost unconscious, sometimes to a point where you're dribbling and your eyes roll back. But IKTF of the bathroom stuff. me and a couple friends drunk a 4000 shroom tea, then re brewed it and drunk it again, I had a similar experience, went to the bathroom and puked, and then spent an hour scrubbing puke off the walls and ceiling which I doubt was ever there, it was hard to move, we got lost in the garden in the same spot for an eternity.

Antikythera (2)

doing a "sleep", as they say

>>54046985
>"don't care what he looks like"
>"as long as he's 6'2"
>the "manlets btfo" anthem
along with this ofc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA

Antikythera (3)

>>54048799
I believe I have done better acid than you. K is nothing compared to reading your friends minds, sharing a trip, gaining deeper knowledge about your friends and/or lover. Funnily nough I have done K a lot more than acid, I used K heavily for a few years, only done acid 15-20 times, only 3 of which were truly amazing, and topped all drugs experiences ever.

Like I said, you haven't done good enough acid. 300ug is lol, and if it was advertised as 300ug on 'darknet' it was probably less

philogenia ex anthropon

who else doing not having sex ever

where are the nudey bits in this Walkabout movie

Anyone else get CEVs during hangovers

>>54049051
Abo hangs himself because the girl is confused by his advances

;^)

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>>54048883
THanks for this. Link to thread?

>>54048902
Imagine taking a thumbprint.
https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/1427364

Also to tour in the Grateful Dead's tour bus you had to have taken a thumbprint

>>54048997
Come back to me when you have k-holed.

I said 3000ug you retrobate.

It was by accident. It was a a vial containing 5000ug with 3000ug left and my friend accidentally poured the rest in my drink and I drank it before he realised he split the lot.

>>54049103

not watched it and don't care, just skipped through to find the naked bits

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>you will never travel coast to coast with the merry pranksters

>its a Drug degeneracy thread

>>54049102
fucks a CEV?

LSD is overrated. The lad is right ketamine or DMT could give you a better experience

>>54049182
There is literally nothing to do here but partake in riots or take drugs

>>54048902

i knew the Grateful dead in 1966

http://instasync.com/r/IvanIvanovsky

http://instasync.com/r/IvanIvanovsky

http://instasync.com/r/IvanIvanovsky

in lads

>>54049230
Fucking thank you. LSD is babby tier.

You do not reach a true level 5 experience on LSD.

A k-hole is the closest you can be to experiencing death.

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>its a malcolm resigns episode

who else not currently wanking here

>>54049127
I took so much K, so regularly, that it became impossible to K hole. Prior to that, I spent most my weekends in a K hole, monging out in the corner like a down syndrome child. Acid is a better drug in every respect, apart from the whole 8 hour commitment.

just dropped 1200ug

5 hours in I'll hit the DMT

>>54049230
The trip you get off DMT is closer to acid than K. DMT is arguably the most immersive trip.

>>54049314
Did you see the interracial breeding grounds when you did dmt?

>>54049290
Acid is less of a psychedelic experience because it never truly takes you out of your environment like a k-hole it is only when the cultural barrier is completely absolved that we can learn more about reality.

>>54049314
>he trip you get off DMT is closer to acid than K
Wrong on so many levels. Go back to reading McKenna.

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>so anon what do you do in your free time?

k and mdma was probably the most enjoyable drug combo I've had tBh

>>54049357
ur mum

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>>54049357

Kyary post

>>54049357
drugs

>>54049411
begone

>>54049385
Yeah kittyflipping is god tier.

Try 7 grams of shrooms, 200mg line of ketamine, double dropping MDMA and hits of NOS everytime you need to perk up on your dose of insanity.

I have never be so far as to decided the time I did

Did 2CE and MDMA last night. Went for a wander in nature, good fun. Walking around with my shirt off staring at moving trees.

>>54049418
I've got a solid post that I'm saving for a few hours. Be ready at around 5am GMT lads

>>54049357
drugs

I WALKED BOB DYLAN UP ON STAGE

>>54049418
>>54049459
Sorry lad didn't mean to reply to you not sure what happened there

>>54049356
>because it never truly takes you out of your environment

confirmed for having only taken shit acid

>>54049357

use my body as a testing ground for drugs obtained from questionable sources

>>54049486
Well now I'm intrigued as to what you'll be posting

Otherwise I wouldn't have even read your post announcing that you've got something for us

>>54049489
I mean in the sense that k does. Ketamine makes you forget you are human it makes you forget everything you have ever learned.

For fuck sake it's called a dissiociative.

just won 50 cents

I used to mix mkat, ket and weed, very interesting dynamic

>>54049527
Ketamine is most like DXM, which is sorely underrated but will take you further than acid or mushrooms can

I'm not going anywhere shithead, get the fuck out of my neighbourhood

>>54049524
Be ready lad

>>54049540
We call that ketadrone

>>54049562
Nah it's more like PCP in my experience.

Is the lad who posted about finding pictures of balls on his sister's computer here?

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>it's 2016

don't really like shrooms desu. they make me tummy hurt and make me cry a bit

hazard

why so dead it's saturday fucking night i've seen wednesdays busier than this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeChbRBJK6Q

>>54049687
People are saving their good posts for the new thread most likely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uqg0zAmWi4

>>54049702
dont listen to this guy imo, hes a yank