This kind of shit can only happen if you're one of those retards who don't get ultrasound to "not spoil the surprise"
Well, there is your surprise cunt, hope you're happy...
>somebody on the planet is going to fap to this
It comes from Nanning on the Chinese, Vietnamese border.
Being around many Cantonese and Vietnamese people (SF Bay area), I am sure they will make soup out of it or roast it. Cantonese and Vietnamese are some of the most disgusting, filthiest, slimiest people on earth. They bring their filth wherever they go, California, New York, Canada, Australia. The Poo in Loos of China
SF Bay Area born. I remember when we got shitloads of Vietnamese, Cambodian, and Hmong refugees. We used to have nice parks with ponds full of ducks, geese, and swans, and some even had semi-domesticated deer. Nope. No more. Those motherfuckers fucking ate 'em all. People who lived near them all of a sudden started "losing" their cats and dogs in droves. The consolation: A dozen or so of those dirty fuckers died of liver failure after eating poison mushrooms they'd picked in parks/lawns. That, and their daughters love white cock.
>[...]several people contacted Tao, offering to buy it.
There are people our there who want to eat this creature ...or more likely to have sex with it.