/v4/

>>54039845
More like you will most likely die

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haha nice meme bro
upvoted

>>54039633
>we have period sex quite often

well, mine is autistic about bodily cleanliness so it only happens when she's really horny, when on period

Boland eegsplain youzelves https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nx--e3uIDo

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https://youtu.be/VyZKtNHnRaI
Is there any more comfy video game music than the geoscape theme from X-Com?
It's the perfect mix between relaxation (since you are taking a break from battles),management(since you are managing your base) and tension (they can attack in any minute)
Z

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>Czechs in H.Tatras
>IMBLYING :DDDDD

>>54040138
Socks in sandals go best with super short cutoff denim shorts

>>54040211
...and with rescue helicopter

post good music lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHeVIFF-Yk8

>>54040266
>implying he wasn't mauled to bits by the dangerous drevokocur of the high tatras

>>54040280
good music lads

>>54040327
i didnt need my sidees anyway

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>>54040280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTgKRCXybSM

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>>54039845
great thread op

>>54040379
good the dangerous drevokocur only goes after beer belly pepiks :DDD

>>54040280
>90's big beat
my nigga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7Tm8oktQtM

>>54040280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABqh9N-Mw5E

Muh nigga how is it at home? I havent been to svk since last year

>call my bank
>have to use the keyboard to insert card number
>phone stops working
>get call redirected to a woman
>spaghetti'd everywhere
end my life ladz

>>54040555
That was literally 24 days ago

>>54040445
>drevokocurs and slovenkas
this is the racmixing ai dont mind

>>54040602
dont ruin the moment

>>54040280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7_vLPYW_88

>>54040644
I love listening to slovak

>>54040555
it's getting quite snowy, but i think next week it's supposed to be warmer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHs3maQaY3Y

>>54040280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgp3e8jI-p8

comfy desu

Post quality V4 music
no memes pls

>>54040773
i am at brno so it quite similar I guess PS: moravians are based AF

>>54040833
>no memes pls
You are basically asking for it

>>54040833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb6AiAn0jxw

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>>54040833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h80MJQXAv34

>>54040833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y_LZGXwiAU

>>54040890
imblying we can trumph based weasel

>>54040894
>moje serce zostało na Ukrajinie

>>54040858
which do you prefer czech or slovak qts?

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I just watched a flat earth video.
Just what in Satan's fiery dickhole compels people to come up with shit like that?

>>54040833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJahv0c_cJY

>>54040757
yeah I noticed you have thing for our accent aftr first 300 elan songs I heard in cz tesco ofc nothing wrong with that same thing goes other way

>>54041018
people want to feel special or more "in the know" compared to other people, so they grasp at straws

also, schizophrenia

>>54040041

eww
where did you even find that shit...

>>54040833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D84tq6BFSiA

>>54041010
I am dating moravian/slovak(rusinian) mix QT w/dat ass for 15 months so i cannot reeally say

>>54041025
>tfw I already knew it and I like the original song

anime

>>54041018
Imagine you study psychology/sociology/genderstudies/oppression of sidewalks for 4 yrs

you would do anything to be relevant

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>>54041230
>anime

>>54041132
Zis iz rait

>>54040833
donbass son polska

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wCgZh-nczY

>>54041325
hello reddit

>>54041138
mojevideo . sk

>>54041183
best of both worlds

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>>54041183
>that subhuman ancestry

>>54041025
Where is some feferon that can translate it

/v4/ countries are pretty based except slovakia. Why isn't slovakia part of Hungary? After WWI the hungarians really got cucked they deserve a lot more territory than they currently have

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>>54041259
>oppression of sidewalks

>>54041476
do you know how i can tell you never dated moravia/rusinia redhead?

>>54041539
because it's full of slovaks

>>54041430
das rit, she is the most fun gf I ever had, she cooks steaks like no other, fucks like rabbit and is pretty based altogehter. Thank you moravia, slovak girls I experienced think they are vienna sluts so no go there

so guys, do you like ketchup?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZgM9vHsk9c

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>>54041539
what do you have against us?

>>54041539
here is your (you) now go to sleep. i even filled out captcha for ya

>>54041785
I fully expected her to start smearing it on her tits.
I'm deeply disappointed.

>>54041785
depnds. our ketchup or that red goo from lidl?

>>54041739
looks like you found yourself a keeper

>>54041665
The way I see it, you guys deserve transylvania and slovakia should be divided horizontally between Hungary and Poland

>>54041829
I don't have anything against you guys you don't really appear throughout history as anything other than part of Hungary.

>>54041967
Yo mate, be worried about mexicans jumping your border not magyars jumping in beds with slovaks

>>54041916
the one they put on pizza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW5terJ8SYM

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>>54041967
>slovakia should be divided horizontally between Hungary and Poland

>>54041928
Tbh pham she is pretty cool. She loves mead and meat, we are going for drinks monday. I definitely cannot complain even tho moravian blood in her vein costs me some bite marks along the way

>>54042125
Do you have a thing for asians? not thats anything wrong with it

>>54042083
Samo's """"""""""Empire"""""""""", Great Moravia

>>54041967
That's because you are an autist on the internet. In real life ruling over people who don't want it leads to hatred between nationalities, terrorism, rebellions/civil war and the inevitable secession of the region forced by an outside power anyway. Sure we could use the parts which are majority hungarian, but aside from those areas, no thanks.

>>54042083
google last biplane kill in history nigger

guys, a community that i was in for a quite long time is now slowly falling apart and turning into shit
what should i do ;_;

>>54042394
either man up and try to fix it or move on

>>54042394
are you talking about V4?

>>54042394
What kind of community? in any case you should start your own!

>>54042310
>implying that Great Moravia wasn't Czech

>>54042269
not particularly, no

the grill in the vid is pretty qt doe

>>54042394
move on desu

>>54042460
Moravians and Czechs aren't the same people

>>54042394
Also nigger you BTFO´d glorious wehrmacht out of Warsaw. Don´t tell me you cannot bring some comunity back to life. it´s 2016 I mean c´mon. noone is going to shoot you. Find like-minded people and get it started If its dead

>>54042550
yeah, keep telling yourself that, mate

>>54042505
I cannot argue with that senpai

>>54042596
here's a You, now fuck off

>>54041967
On WHAT FUCKING GROUNDS?
Do you fucking realize that red smudge on the map that's supposed to show regions with Hungarian majority is a total horseshit?
They have actual proven majority in 12 towns and villages. TWELVE. Out of 3,000.
You have Mexican majority in THREE STATES. Even fucking Texas. Are you willing to give them up?

>>54042550
name differences nigger at least 3. and no memes

Alright in 1919 Hungary had both slovakia and transylvania. In 1920, slovakia had become part of czechoslovakia and transylvania was ceded to Romania. Why is this?

>>54042702
Trianon

>>54042702
because we lost the war senpai

>>54042740
/thread

Did you know that some russians (me too) have a thing with R that same poles have with L?

Example of russian nationalist hip hop with thid dialect

http://youtu.be/p9zAxDDJXpk

>>54042702
even though the war ended in 1918, these parts of europe were still in a weird state unti 1921.
You had micro republics like4https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Prekmurje

slovenes were marching on Graz, there was a communist Bavaria and so on

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this is fun

>>54042682
i don't know 3 differences between czechs and moravians,
we are talking about Great Moravia being/not being Czech
The fact is that the two founding parts of Great Moravia were Principality of Moravia and Principality of Nitra, how does that make Great Moravia Czech?

>>54042777
Slavs will always stick together even if you put them against each other.
t. 1914

>>54042829
IIRC we also had eastern part of country that didn't want to be in Czechoslovakia.

>>54042896
So you are talking about differences that were erased by interbreeding 500 yrs ago? principalities didn´t exist when moravian chick wanted to get dirty with záhorák phuccboi

>>54042875
seems pretty autistic, are there any wars n shit or is it only roleplay?

>>54042460
>implying they were
they were predecessors to czechs, moravians and slovaks alike, all equally.

>>54043051
i don't even know what are you going on about

>>54042829
I know but if you look on geacron (which I do a lot) you can see that if you flip through the years, slovakia goes from being Polish and Hungarian for all of its history until 1920. Why weren't slovaks integrated to one society over those like 800 years of occupation? Why are slovak people considered anything other than polish or hungarian?

>>54043043
dont concern youselvs with filthy underkarpatská rus

>>54043326
nigger i am too shitfaced to llegitimately convrsee with fellow slovak I am gonna sleep

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>>54043311
>they were predecessors to czechs, moravians and slovaks alike, all equally.
Then where did it all go so wrong?

>>54043412
Magyars and Franks ganged up on us
>>54043410
sleep tight

>>54043412
Mečiar

>>54042875
so how is the game called? After so much spamming of screenshots by various people, I feel like I should try it.
>>54043412
no idea and I don't really care anymore, but >>54043477 seems fairly accurate
too much dwelling on history only results in typical 4chan circlejerks. Not for me.

>>54040280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_5zvV0btCo

>>54043338
>geacron
seems like a neat site, but don't rely on something so simplistic to understand an entire nation's history

for example, we slovenes were under the germans for practically 1000 years, much longer than our "independent" period after emerging from the homogenous slavic blob of unwritten history, yet we are distinctly slovenian and not german or croatian or whatever.


You have to realise, integration methods in terms of national assimilation were done very half heartedly before the 19th century, at least not in the planned manner that you might be thinking about.

Fellas you made me happy with ebin thread as always, I fucking love you, even if I drank hlaf of Alpa(tm) and ruladské šedé. You guys are the best
t.Slovak stranded in Moravia <3 yoo guys

>>54043560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NaSty0vgFk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06IbZ_UVe_g

>>54043338
>Why are slovak people considered anything other than polish or hungarian?
if you can't define the basic characteristics of nation, you shouldn't really visit /int/

but then again, you come from a nation that's an abomination in this sense, so I understand it might leave you a bit confused

kurva anyátok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjQV0COM9KM
good night lads, maybe in my dreams there won't be foreigners who will want to teach me the history of my country

>>54043338
>Why are slovak people considered anything other than polish or hungarian?
Because they speak the slovak language. In the middle ages the concept of "nationality" didn't exist, there was one "allegiance". They considered themselves as hungarians, because they lived in the kingdom of hungary. What language they spoke didn't matter. Especially since they were serf, who didn't participate in politics. At the time there was no reason and also no way to change their language, since there were no public schools.

>>54040041
It just now occured to you that we are a nation of degenerates? Don't fall for muh conservative values meme there is a reason why most animal abuse is posted by us and we made jokes about our own president dying the very next day he got rekt.

>>54043075
no idea, just started

>>54043528
>>>54042875
nationstates

>>54043605
>>54043801
>>54044165
Alright thanks guys. It seems to me that I had too much of a 21st century outlook on history and integration. Slovakia might have been part of hungary, but it was kind of the same as Ireland being part of the British Empire. Since having two different parts of one country speaking two different languages was normal back then they didn't try to make any effort to have the slovakians learn hungarian so the divide between the nationalities remained.

Reminder that Valentine's Day comes next month and you're still single.

>>54044724
The effort started some 40 years before the WWI.
It's just that our two respective languages are actually two hardest on the planet, and there was also that part about being angry serfs who had just about enough thing.

>>54045143
>It's just that our two respective languages are actually two hardest on the planet
>slovak
>hardest on the planet

pls, IE languages are easy compared to some of the bullshit that exists on the planet
there's a reason chinese kids actually learn latin script which they then use to learn chinese characters and the language itself

>>54045289
I'm not making shit up.
In 2009, there was some kind of event where linguists from entire world decided top 10 easiest and top 10 hardest languages to learn.

Two easiest were Spanish and English
Two Hardest were Slovak and Hungarian

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>>54045483
Spanish is not easy!!!

Trust me, its like 80% the same as portuguese but i still failed at Spanish classes.

>>54045483
>In 2009, there was some kind of event where linguists from entire world decided top 10 easiest and top 10 hardest languages to learn.
sounds like bullshit, because the difficulty of learning a language is completely relative

>>54045567
t. Alberto Barbosa

>>54045567
>>54045570
September 27th 2009 Linguistic consortium Paris

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>>54045567
spanis is, in fact, tremendeously easy


>>54045483
pretty much this >>54045570

but seeing how most europeans speak an IE language, how latin script is used worldwide and how english is the lingua france, i'd say on average it is indeed chinese and arabic which are amongst the hardest non meme languages to learn

>>54039845
anyone else gets a weird smell from the snow?
it's like a burnt smell and kind of smells like dick.
weird.

>>54045673
>croatian is one of the simplest
>slovak is the hardest

lad, it's just a bunch of memes, the conference was probably a linguist inside joke

I mean just look at this:

>Slovak language is the only one with seven grammar cases (nominativ, genitiv, dativ, accusativ, local, instrumental, vocativ), exquisite words, soft and hard "i", declension of adjectives and verbs, in other words almost each and every word in this language is being declinated.


this holds for croatian as well (except for there being 1 extra case) as well as loads of slavic languages and yet, only slovak is up there...
I fail to see how having learning 6 cases but then having to learn one more makes the language somehow superbly harder

>>54045858
It's not the snow you just need to take a shower.

>>54046103
but i only feel it outside on the balcony not inside

>>54045878
>I fail to see how having learning 6 cases but then having to learn one more makes the language somehow superbly harder

Because that's not the end of it?
We have almost 50 letter alphabet and our grammar rules are fucking insane.

>>54046293
try hungarian a lot easier you just say kurwa with a v kurva and then elaborate some like kurva anyád that is all you need to know to get by in hungary.

>>54046388
and then someone whips out that tototoroorogogo tototrohogopogo on me and I will just say kurwa
got it

>>54046514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf2t4qnKvgo pretty much yes

>>54043338
>Slovakia
>Polish

Literally what the fuck

Just got back from a party. There were a ton of hot women, and four grills even made a move on me and my m8 while we were outside waiting in line, but we were playing hard to get and it didnt really pay off t b h. This one grill called me cute and when I tried to make a move she evaded it with her head. Im drunk, sorry for the blogpost, bros :( She was so beautiful tho, long blonde locks, sharp nose, tiny blue eyes...

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vék áp

>>54044887
I'm not single ťbh

Going skiing, have a nice day everyone!!!
Also I found out my sister accidentally biked on jizni spojka kek :DDD
>>54051465
>playing hard to get
Don't be a women

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i want to abuse femhun

>>54053759

Have fun femanon

>>54053939
Never say never, you guys can meet in funland or norgay

>>54054025
Thanks, any plans for today trami?

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>>54053759
>Going skiing
im jelly, id love to go snowboarding. enjoy the day

>>54054030
id love to pop a friendly beer at some pub desu

>>54054058
I tried learning snowboarding and it was quite difficult

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>>54054084
for me it seemed almost second nature. but i used to skateboard a lot when i was a kid

>>54054106
Jesus my sister just got out of the car and is going to piss in a bush instead of at the pump stop
>skateboard
Makes sense

>>54054143
take some photos from the track

>>54054044
Im working desu.

Also some cunt filled complaint against me (false accusation ofc) and I have to respond to it. They better not take my money for this shit

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Exactly how fertile IS Slovakia?

Do they need the BAC (Big American Cock)?

>>54054263
Will do
>>54054283
>against me
On what basis?
>>54054299
>Do they need the BAC (Big American Cock)?
kek

>>54054299
stop that

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do you people think i should put this up as my profile picture on facebook

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>>54054327

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>>54054299
>Exactly how fertile IS Slovakia?
its fertilized by the corpses of foreigners like you

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>>54054405
no

>>54054452
i value your opinion

>>54054439
kek, how serious do they take shit like this?

>>54054584

Idk current boss is meh.

Shit thing is that if I get 3 false complaints during year they wont give me christnas bonus money

Fuck our car just swerved into the median, snows a bitch to drive in and now our cars making noise
>>54054828
How many oomaplinst have you had?

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>>54054828
>Shit thing is that if I get 3 false complaints during year they wont give me christnas bonus money
thats just retarded

Since when do burgerclaps have a need to shitposts on our generals too?

Go away. I would rather accept Indian in here, than any of you sister fuckers.

>>54055070
Because we shitpost in english

>>54054905
First this year. Second overall

>>54054991
Yes its pretty unfair. Our bosses are total jews

>>54055144
>Our bosses are total jews
use some of your magic on them

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>>54055144
>Yes its pretty unfair. Our bosses are total jews
workers rights dont protect from such things ?

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>>54055070
sorry friendo, the fertility of Slovakia that is advertised in almost every thread is an enigma that I want to understand is all

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>>54055254
>an enigma that I want to understand
its better for some things to remain a mystery

>>54055247

No because its just a bonus that they can but dont have to give to us>>54055254

>>54055254
I don't give a double-stinking, moss inducing, eyes watering smudge of a crap about what you want

If you come here, you better play nice, or you'll be just another fat slapping, sister fucking, nigger sucking burgerclap you already are

And let me get one thing straight, we are not your fucking friends, so don't talk to me like I'm your little brother that doesn't know any better

You come here spouting shit, you'll be treated like shit, friendo

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>>54055485
no need to sperg out so hard friend

>>54055520
Don't ever fucking talk to me again, unless you are contributing to the thread

>>54055609
I-i'm a nice American. Bratislava is a nice place.

Please don't hurt me ;_;

>>54055609

Fuck off planeautist

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fA6XcyXsxXU

Ayy

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>>54055609

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>>54055987
>weve taken over
rip britburkistan

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our car got fugged

>>54056283
>our car got fucked

or
>I got our car fucked because I can't drive

>>54056283
>czech republic
>driving a BMW
How the hell can you people afford that shit

>>54055609
How autistic can you be

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>>54056488

>>54056488

We dont spend 100 000$ each time we visit doctor

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>I got a checkmate in 11 moves
I don't remember being this bad at chess.

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>>54056283
I've fugged my car last winter :^)

but only a little bit

>>54056652

Also we dont get into 200 000$ debt just to finish uni desu

>>54056667
My mom drove into snow

>>54056802
It looks just like hay, but there was actually beet under it :^(

Femanon in bullying coma.

>>54056965
Your mother in dick coma

>>54056965
Hungary in Trianon coma.

>>54057119
Ó hogy rohadnál meg te mocskos jenki.
Szakadjon le az álkapcsod te fasszopó köcsö geci.
Hogy a nyelved nyelnéd le és szarnád ki két burger között te kövér retardált tetves barom

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>>54057119

>>54056548
It's a meme you dip

anime

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>>54057157

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>>54057393
who is your favourite anime?

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>>54057730
Kukucska

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>>54057730
I don't know to be honest

magyar cigany

>>54057854
litwin polacy

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>>54057758
kuckucks are the best birds desu

if other birds are too stupid to notice their kid is almost twice their own size, they deserve being taken advantage of

>>54057892
pindos negry

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>>54056488
You reminded me of instructors they sent when our military police were about to go to Afghanistan.
Poor fucks had a 4 hour long presentation ready, to tell us what are cars and houses.

>>54058010
OХУ-ын мoнгoлжyy

>>54058049
kek

>>54056841
Be careful

>>54057982
>implying you are not twice the size of your mother

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>>54057730

>>54058079
Lol bro, I'm a former D-1 football player, have abs at 6'1 240 lbs, worked as a bouncer, Did army ROTC in college turning it down for 70k finance job, and I bench somewhere around 420 lbs. I grew up on base and boxed since I was 8. I've got the quickest hands I've ever seen in person from a non professional fighter, especially at my weight. If my gf wants to talk chit I'll let her do it to a point before pulling her away. If some guy gets in her face? I'm either gonna do the responsible thing and get the bouncer or pick him up and slam his phucking neck into the concrete.

What do you weigh… 190 lbs? Bench maybe 275 lbs? Lol. You have no idea what it's like walking around as big and as strong as someone like me. First of all, 95% of men walk in fear of you, and 95% of the other 5% of men are just retarded.

Literally the last 3 altercations I've been in with other males ended with me giving them one back hand slap and knocking them to the ground (I'm terrified of hitting most men and either killing them or putting them into a coma)

Any type of altercation, verbal etc. whether it involves girls I know or guys I know just mildly amuse me as I know I can step in and regulate the situation in a split second if things get serious.

Take your tiny, wanna be, hard pretend phaggot ass elsewhere pussy.

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>>54058186
>3.5m

>>54058252
>>54058079
Lol bro, I'm a former D-1 football player, have abs at 6'1 240 lbs, worked as a bouncer, Did army ROTC in college turning it down for 70k finance job, and I bench somewhere around 420 lbs. I grew up on base and boxed since I was 8. I've got the quickest hands I've ever seen in person from a non professional fighter, especially at my weight. If my gf wants to talk chit I'll let her do it to a point before pulling her away. If some guy gets in her face? I'm either gonna do the responsible thing and get the bouncer or pick him up and slam his phucking neck into the concrete.

What do you weigh… 190 lbs? Bench maybe 275 lbs? Lol. You have no idea what it's like walking around as big and as strong as someone like me. First of all, 95% of men walk in fear of you, and 95% of the other 5% of men are just retarded.

Literally the last 3 altercations I've been in with other males ended with me giving them one back hand slap and knocking them to the ground (I'm terrified of hitting most men and either killing them or putting them into a coma)

Any type of altercation, verbal etc. whether it involves girls I know or guys I know just mildly amuse me as I know I can step in and regulate the situation in a split second if things get serious.

Take your tiny, wanna be, hard pretend phaggot ass elsewhere pussy.

>>54057730
Cory in the house

>>54058272
You are my height, maybe also my weight?

>>54058465
>Lanklethiania

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>>54056488
this is not Russia, negro

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_inequality-adjusted_HDI

>>54058508
>that pepe
He has a segg on his head :DD

>>54058622
segg

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:^)

>>54046293
Fuck off, I'm learning your language, only a retarded Slovak nationalist with an inferiority complex could claim Slovak is "teh hardest language ever!!11!"

>>54046514
you mean töpörödött törpördögök

Rozjebem ti piču kladivom

>>54059185
to neni milé ambú

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>>54059101
Why do foreigners find it weird?
There is nothing weird about it.

>>54059273
Hungarian is fascinating, but things like "nem felejtettelek el benneteket" really sound like a meme language.

Kto je tam? Kto je tam? Chodte do piči!

>>54059058
>nly a retarded Slovak nationalist with an inferiority complex could claim
Yeah I'm sure that Paris consortium was full of Slota clones.
The fuck is wrong with you?

>>54059298
We just use a lot of "e" and "ö"
There is nothing meme about it.

>>54059213
>neni
awful

Ale vtáka zadarmo chcou

>>54041183
She's a sleeper agent. She'll drug you and drag you to Donbass when she reads the corresponding order on novinky.cz

>>54041183
>Rusyn

Into the oven it goes.

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>>54059562
you are free to fuck off from this general

Any famous black markets in your countries?

>>54059628
Vaclavak

>>54059650
Central Prague?

>>54059388
I'm pretty sure the "Paris consortium" never happened, or if it did, nobody talked about "muh hardest language", because literally no linguist would claim something as stupid as "language X is the hardest in the world".

Also: http://www.juls.savba.sk/dokumenty/najtazsi-jazyk-na-svete.html

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IKSZDÉ XDD

>>54059720
pretty much the second most visited tourist spot after Karlův most. You can buy all kinds of drugs from niggers there.
heh... that's funny, actually. You know.. black market..

>>54059841
What about Slovakia? Where are your special markets?

>>54059588
Leave me alone you evil cunt.

>>54040833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9cO2MLaaXY

>tfw on a ski lift all alone
Feels good nigga.jpg

>>54059826
Mi az az eccsokám?
Meg a tésa?

>>54059957
well, we don't have nignogs, but piko and weed are pretty common. I don't think there's a widely known place where to go, but several districts of Bratislava are known to be easier to buy drugs in.
What's pretty easy to buy in Slovakia are some prohibited weapons. That is assault rifles converted to "never again" be able to fire live rounds, or ones "permanently" converted to semi-auto only. All of these are easily restored to their original state, if you know what to do.

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Bretty gud skis dbh

>>54060203
Are there border controls between Slovakia and Czechia/Romania?

>>54060277
The Slovak/Romanian land border is impossible to cross.

>>54059841
>niggers in czechia
not entirely funny

>>54060277
I'm not aiding your bombing plans, ahmed :^)

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Would you?

>>54060377
And how do the customers leave the country?

>>54060466
fuck islam

>>54060617
>And how do the customers leave the country?
depends which country are they being extradicted to

>>54060614
Already did.

>>54060277
>Slovakia/Romania border

>>54060134
tésa - testvér

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>>54060251
honestly, fuck you, I'm super jelly

>>54060614
We know you would

>>54060759
:^)

>>54045567
I've studied Slavic languages with Slavs and had them fail in their own mother tongue/other Slavic languages. They're simply not motivated enough to relearn something they think they already know

>>54059408
meö meööööö nyáfnyáfnyáf

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>>54060844
mehuhúhúúú meúúúúú plöplölpö

>>54060887
based möster

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>>54060887
Ne rinyálj, inkább egyél egy falat falat

>>54060617
Protip: look at a map.

>>54060698
wtf, I forgot that Ukraine got that little mountain strip.

>>54042394
just deal with it, commonwealth was never meant to be

>>54060887
Ez mi a faszt csinál ?

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>>54042675
Yankee fucks gonna shitpost

>>54060887
based Bartos is based

>>54061214
>újköcsög

>be a Czech PC game producer
>release an alpha of a mediaeval RPG
>immediately tons of butthurt poles and Russians "hurrr this game sucks, the witcher is 100% better and more Sarmatian"

I want to find the fool who gave eastern Slavs the access to computers.

>>54061351
de már több mint 2 hete itt vagyok :^)

>>54039845
>fertile slovakia
explain this meme please
t. must knower

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>>54061839

>>54055287

>>54061789
t. rossz csalitozó

>>54060725
Azt hittem hogy a Tésasszonyhoz van valami köze.

>>54061725
>be Czech PC game developer
>make derivative CRPG
>claim to be the savior of czech game development
>meanwhile SCS Software already made czech videogame industry relevant and unique

>>54060887
>proli és büszke

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>>54061725
if the game is good why give any shits about the haters ?

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Anime

>be hungarian developer
>industry be ded

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>>54062395

>>54062419
Tell us more, anon.
For the past 3 or 4 days, I've only played a Hungarian game.

>>54061725
Release a fucking combat demo already, Dániel.

>>54062395
anime

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>>54062476

>>54062521
Which one?
The last one I played was "The Incredible adventures of Van Helsing"

>>54062419
s.w.i.n.e, codename: panzers, and amries of exigo were good 2bh

>>54062579
this

>tfw by the time of the release, my computer will be so fucked up the game won't even install

>>54061725
show the game

>>54062632
Gemcraft.
I can't really stand Diablo-style games, so I never tried Van Helsing.

>>54062579
It's Daniel actually

>>54062699
Seriously though, are you with Warhorse Studios?

>>54062579
Dániel várva várt játéka XD
>>54062637
I never said we didn't make good games.
>>54062692
Might check it out.
Van hellsing was really good.
The problem was that it had really few weapons and abilities.

>>54061725
if you mean kingdom come that game looks bland as fuck desu

>>54061725
Why are you so butthurt?
Havent seen anyone who would hate that game, many people are quite excited for it

>>54062732
Not him

>>54062737
>really few weapons and abilities
That might actually compel me to try it.
I would be interested in action-heavy RPGs if the hunt for random loot drops wasn't such an important part of the game.

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anybody anticipating Escape from Tarkov as much as I do? (hype intensifies)

>>54062813
show the fucking game

kurva anyátok

>>54062883
I get hype about an online shooter every now and then but I'm almost invariably disappointed in the end.

I want a new Stalker, not another Survarium.

>>54062862
I got some gun mid game and used it for the res of the playtrough.
The abilities are rock paper scissors based.
It's easy to get into.

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>>54062883
>Escape from Tarkov
looks interesting but its prolly going to be shit

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>>54062419
>Imperium Galactica III never

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>>54063055

>>54061725
Hello where are the black people :D :D:D:D ?

>>54062637
>~10 year old games
Yeah, around that time we still made some good or at least okay Rts games, but since then I only heard of like 2-3 hungarian games

>>54062637
ahh, swine was so based