What's that cringey memory that keeps you up late at night lads?
I got several that haunt me in my bed:
>In Primary School knitting fabrics. The day before I had been playing Wolfenstien 3D and so I got the idea to make a Swastika. The teacher freaks out.
>In IT class and I tell the teacher something like "I can't click this". Only I had pronounced it "lick". Teacher says "you mean click Anon, not lick. This is a lick" and proceeds to lick all up my cheek.
>In physics class handing out the sheets. Get to my Comprehensive School crushes table, and I give her a cheeky wink. All of her friends see this and giggle.
Fucking kill me...
Why must we always be cucked by the eternal Yank lads?
Crikey lads we're flying through the threads tonight eh?
Anyway here's a picture of me so you know who you're talking to.
Would love to see one of you! :)
If you're wondering why the 970 is shit it's because it's falsely advertised as 4GB instead of 3.5GB.
Might fuck you over for open world games in future or current ones like GTA5.
>You will never be british
>You will never banter with the lads in secondary school
>You will never see the qts in their school outfits
>You will never play footy on a club team
>You will never kiss that bird that sits next to you in maths
>You will never play 5 a side with your mates until you go home for dinner
>Your mum cooks you up a full roast
>You will never go watch your local team win the derby with your da
>You will never drink at the local pub with your mates
>You will never have foreskin
>You will never go off to uni and experience freshers week
>You will never have a bird with a british accent
End it all
>don't like the bioshock games 2bh, the plasmid/vigors and the interesting settings don't make them any less of generic linear first person shooters
Me on the left.
Found a trap I don't mind
>tfw i'll never be rich enough to travel the world continuously
it's the worst feel ever
>And if you'll look to the starboard side of my humble Lancashire boudoir, m'lady, you'll see my rather impressive video game collection. I'm sure you'll be impressed by such majestic titles. Skyrim is my personal favourite. I like to accompany the times I take in the bodacious sights of Whiterun with a simple Sake drink. It's the perfect thirst quencher whilst delving into Dwemer Ruins.
British women are just inferior in every way to women from every single other country barring pakistan and sub-saharan africa.
>literally talking to yourself and posting screencaps
Yeah she's somewhat qt but by her face you can tell she's an absolute prick
Her friend on the right looks like a fucking simple potato prick, annoying bitch and the one on the left is somewhat normal, probably facebooks pictures of minions all day and shit
middle thinks she's hot shit because she's alright looking - not stunning - in britain, which isn't a hard feat to accomplish
I hate how you always seem to end up sounding like a Yank when you talk dirty.
> quit /brit/ for several months
> come back to find you all still using the gimmicks I left you with
> even my minor gimmicks find some use amongst you pawns, you senseless molerunts
*manipulates you via invisible strings*
>you can literally tell EVERYTHING about a person just by their face
>love doing this, it works everytime
>knowing slags by name
Almost as sad as having a favourite pornstar
THIS IS THE TRICK THEY DO
FUCK RIGHT OFF
>Young Josef Stalin
young Stalin is /fa/ as fuck
ill put anyones head on lisicki and anything they choose in the cupboard for just £1.50
flattering angle maybe
What compels people to do this?
What compelled these people to open the gates of Toledo? To open the gates of Constantinople?
>yfw michael caine was right, people just want to watch the world burn
I dreamed my love came in my sleep,
Lowlands, Lowlands, away, my John.
Her cheeks were wet; her eyes did weep.
>You're quite right my fellow intellectual. One does not need to build their own personal computer. Why would we spend our time like those dim witted oafs putting their electronic lego together? I would prefer to read the Art of War, than commit an Act Of the Bore and build a PC.
The wind was foul an' the sea ran high,
She shipped it green an' none went by.
We'd be better off in a nice clean gaol,
With all night in an' plenty o' ale!
this is what happens when you combine inbreeding and street shitting
No but I talked to a machine elf diety on DMT
my name is Pekka actually, not Joonas.
Wish I was an Ancient Greek exploring Egypt for the first time
Project Chanology was pure cancer that destroyed this site.
I've never heard of OnePlus doing a free replacement
They seem to have a habit of saying there is water damage and then charging you for a new motherboard which is like £210 or something stupid like that, and if you ask for the phone back, you get your phone back looking like it's been in a cement mixer with a load of nuts and bolts for an hour
What's wrong with it
I'd say it was more to do with internet SJWs. The only consistent thing on 4chan is opposition to censorship
Back in the day it was mainly conservatives in getting their knickers in a twist and trying to censor things. Now it's feminists
>tfw made a pretty ebin >t. Alberto Barbosa image
>don't want to post it here because people will steal it and I will miss out on a huge amount of (You)'s when I release it to the public on a >t. Alberto Barbosa worthy post
basically the glass on the back of my X is not Gorilla Glass 3, as claimed. It scratches with a shite DJ. I had an iPhone 4S before this, and the glass front and back was perfect, without a case, after 3 years of use,
The back is scratched up to hell and the front has a few, and I've used the screen protector and babied my phone, and i've only had the phone 2 months.
>you will never have a qtgf sew you memes
I wouldn't bother with an RMA then, just stick with paypal
I can almost guarantee right now they will trigger the litmus paper sticker things in the phone (which you can't get into without voiding the warranty) and they'll say it's out of warranty so you need to pay for it all to be replaced