/cp/ - Culture Pals

>>54036121
>Creating thread at 300 (bump limit is 310)
>Same edition as two or three weeks ago
America pls

>>54036121
>Thread theme song:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1QvngQBYfY
a shieet that song
thanks for reminding me it exists
he's a good russian

>>54036472
The way he tied her comment into his flirtacious remark was cute and girls love that

>>54037080
I think this is the woman?
interpals.net/Tomic87

>Black Irish
http://www.interpals.net/sunlight1972

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So which qt country has the most hightest women?

This is the pinnacle of Interpals
http://www.interpals.net/therenbackagain
>talking about your wife and your lack of a sex life on interpals

>>54037313
DELETE THIS

>>54038835
America and South America
WHERE DA BUNDAS AT?

>>54038399

>>54039815

GET OUT

>>54039017
A FUGGING LEAF

>>54039815
Here it is >>54037313

>>54039815
Here >>54037313
Bet she is the scammer desu kek

What do you guys talk about with those girls?

>>54040006
sex

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Just wanna cum inside some puss 2nite to be honest lads.

>>54039876
i dont why but today I woke up feeling like skull fucking a nigger and I dont even find blacks attractive

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>>54039968
>>54039986
fuck off, I actually thought you were being nice

>>54040006
I just talk with guys who look like my dad.

>>54040083
I'm black and I get hit on by a ton of black girls on this website and I want nothing to do with them.

Maybe if they were the hot European kind, I would like it. But these are straight from the jungles of Africa bitches.

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>>54040156

Who /DrinkingAloneAndSad/ here?

>>54040319
Pls don't be Petras, it's always Petras

>>54040462
I am 99% sure it is, (you) >>54040319 need to stop drinking.

>>54040319
I was a party with my girlfriend from France I met on Interpals who I had been with for over a year now (we were living in the same city) and she was playing beer pong with this guy. I was pretty drunk and just sitting down, he made a bet that if she lost against him she would have to play the next round topless.

Next thing she loses (because she is bad) and ends up literally taking her tits out for everyone to see. Then the guy, presumably to try his luck, bet her that if she lost against she would have to suck his dick. My girlfriend turns to me and says "I know I can win this time! What do you say?"

I thought she was joking, so I just casually replied "Yeah, whatever"

Then she loses again, and this asshole says something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." and my girlfriend responds with some bullshit like "Well I am a woman of my word." Within the space of fifteen seconds she's literally on her knees, topless, sucking this guys dick. There was nothing I could do about it.

Because of that I just turned away and pretended to see nothing / try to not look like some beta fagot. Then after a couple of minutes I hear him saying "Go, show him. Let him see" and my girlfriend taps me on the shoulder, opens her mouth full of his cum, then closes it again and swallows in front of me.

Fuck Interpals. Fuck women. Fuck life. I'm out.

>>54040319
Hey hey buddy we are here.

>>540>>54038835
jesus christ i came

>Austrian QT sends me a drunken voice message

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17VqaLvQQan

>Drunk people singing in German in the background

Pretty cute and cool.

>>54041114
so obviously fake drunk
sounds like a trashy whore desu

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>>54040220
yep thats why I asked

>>54040264
what happened to him?

>>54040220
why are blacks so racist in africa?

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>view profiles of well over 100 French speakers (no script)
>dozens and dozens of white francophone qts ignore me
>get a few messages from francophone blacks and beurettes in Africa
>Vietnamese, Indonesian and Chinese qts want to practice French with me

You can't say I didn't try.

>>54041728
moar .webms pls

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>>54041452
He just said that he would stop coming on 4Chan a month ago. I miss him tbqh, he used to bring the heat to the threads and his greentexts of convos with his qts were hilarious.

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>>54041840

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russia is doomed

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This OP is gold

>>54042853
>tfw I will never have a gold OP

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>>54042800

>>54042800
she is right, they arent refugees they are economic migrants
once they reach europe they are safe but they keep travelling through others to reach their destination
>hur dur i dont like norway its shit not what i expected back to my shithole

>>54042800
You actually believe the "refugee" lie?

This is as cosy as it gets right now:

I have the house to myself for the night - I'm in bed, I crack open my bedroom window and all I can hear is the soft sound of raindrops falling on leaves, with a very gentle hum of cars way in the background.

I look up, and I can see the outline of the milky way in the sky, and looking ahead I can see the pine trees that are perfectly shaped to display the city, all from my bedroom window. My street is silent, and it's nothing but calm, quiet ambience.

>>54043170
we are aware of that, but she thinks that its an hoax made by the media, she said it earlier in the conversation.
she's vegetarian, supports freedom of speech and hates discrimination. she's the all package

>>54040462
Not Petras, but why is it bad if it is him?

Lads what should I say to my slutty qt to initiate lewdness?

>>54040536
>implying there's anything wrong with having a few glasses of Whiskey
Vinnie pls

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>ask a girl a question
>she answers but doesn't ask one back

every time

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>>54043506
>tfw you're the only one asking all the questions.

>>54043570
iktfb

>>54043498
The problem is that you always do this kind of post while drinking

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>>54042993
>2016
>he hasn't created any epic OC

>>54043695
>2016
>still no /cp/ memes about me

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>mfw she says
>Will you keep talking to me after this?
Being after she got naked

>>54043818
make it happen

>>54043871
>not posting
typical frogposter 2bh

>>54043900
There has been so many opportunities

>>54043818
It's not always good having one made about you.

>>54044004
Like what?

>>54043944
http://imgur.com/a/jEe6t

you happy my american friend?

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>>54044094
GREATEST ALLIE

>>54044094
kek fatty

>>54044094
sadly this is good, by interpal standards.

>Amanda_24
>Mobile

if i made my profile pic me with my guns would it give off a memey "mericans luv gunz" or "I'm a nutcase" vibe?

>>54044643
It would give of the "I'm a weirdo" vibe.

>>54044094
shes naked again

masturbating on the guest bedroom couch

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MFW I sent a random QT


http://misogynist.net/

>>54045532
pls post lad, and i will never >a fucking leaf post again i swear

>>54045532
Lewd

Have a nice cum bb.

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>>54045532

>tfw no scandi qts

I scripted Europe last night and I only got messages from eastern euros or Slavs. I imagine that being a scandi girl is easymode on this site.

lads
some turk just messaged me and started blabbering on about wanting to marry me about 2 mins later because she likes my red hair

what le fug

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>>54046056

>>54046056
I've noticed that the female Turks can be almost as horny as the male ones.

The whole country is like a cesspool of teenage hormones.

Everyone wants to fuck but they can't fuck because of MUH RELIGION

http://i.imgur.com/2Kffr3J.jpg

she did it the absolute madwomen

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>>54046247

>>54046247
>http://i.imgur.com/2Kffr3J.jpg
can we have anus spread?

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>>54046247
lol nice slut, what cunt?

Also

>German QT doesn't want me to lick her asshole, she thinks its gross.

ffffffffffffff, it's my only like real fetish, why would she deny me this?

>>54046247
you should tell her you're posting her nudes on a taiwanese cricket discussion forum.

>>54046408
ill save that for the heroes of the thread

Creepy coincidence....A guy that basically threatened me on interpals, and said I need to watch my back. Apparently has deleted his account... Ive ha strange guys look at my profile now, and even got some strange muffled calls on my phone too....


Hopefully coincidence... *spooky music plays*

>>54047455
*raises paw*

what if its teh government? O_o

>>54047455
Are you talking about the Albanian guy you mentioned few days ago Clayton?

Nice blog btw.

>>54043944
Frogposting>Spurdo posting

>>54047685
usually you can look up the phone number though, and online a bunch of people will be like ya i got calls from this number to yadda yadda

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>>54047841
frog posting is tumblr tier now, its dead, let it be dead

>>54047841
ya just today I noticed his account was gone now.. and thinking about it i never even thought about it but since then I have had a lot of guys(and suspicious looking ones viewing my profile on and off too)im a bit of a pessemsit though but still strange...

as for for blog, my recent youtube video or?? Whatever the case thanks


On another note is there a guy named tim qunn or something here? If so no im not arzu.

>>54047934
He is from here, I thought that Adam Sandler alter ego would be inactive

>>54047994
ah I got this message today so thought I would ask...

"Timqunn thinks that me is you xD

ClaytonSomedude
18:31 EST
whos that?"

Then she said he was from 4chan she thinks so figured I should ask

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>>54047891
>frog posting is tumblr tier now
Frog posting before Tumblr was ebin, but unfortunately I have to agree with you about it turning into crap becuase of it nowadays.

>>54047934
I was talking aobut your /cp/ posts, they're always so recognizable.

What happened with the Venezuelan grill? Is she still on IP?

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>>54048055
a-at least we have spurdo still

>>54048055
Shes still on my facebook, etc etc.. but having a dude stalk me basically and basically insinuating hes gonna have me killed is pretty creepy to me. Last I talked to her she sent me some message about how they were fighting about me a lot and it was very stressful it sounded like. And ive only talked to her a few times period so the whole thing just seemed really weird/bizarre so I havnt tried to talk to her since.

>>54048046
Arzu is still active?

>>54047934
timqunn is sanders the dutch posters fake acc

>>54048182
no

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>>54048240
wait, but sander is the guy that pretended to be me and talked to me on skype lol very confused.... Are there multiple sanders cuz the sander i talked to was asian..... and he was also the fake sadboys apparently...

>>54048305
No, there are multiply fake account FROM Sanders. That guy is not Asian kek

LAAAAAADS

Johnno is doing fine and will start uni in February. He has probably become a normie by now
>implying Strayan sick cunts can be normies

>haven't used interpenis in months
>have a feely boring night
>decide to fire up the script
>see some interesting girls view me
>scroll through a profile looking for something to start a message
>get message from her

Dis gun b gud lads

>>54048511
Post n00ds if you get them

>>54048571
>going for the noods

>>54048496
Ayyyyy lmaaaoooo kekking at his life

Is he still chatting with his Russiand and Ukrainian qts

>>54048511
>>scroll through a profile looking for something to start a message
>>get message from her
Everything went better than expected

>>54048606
>not going for the n00ds
Are you a homofag?

>>54043357
>she's vegetarian
Sorry Joao I need a girl that will eat meat :^)

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Fuck nigga I just scripted 3000 profiles before I noticed

RIP me

>>54048708
>Fuck nigga I just scripted 3000 profiles before I noticed

Please tell me you have at least removed Asia from the script.

>>54048708
Noticed what, sauerkraut?

>>54048615
I didn't ask but I'm pretty sure he still talks to his Russian qt

>>54048708
Fuck nigga, I wish scripting hard was a paid job

>>54048746
OC, NA, EU

Fuck Turkey though

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>>54048820
I wish Döb däb döb dädä döb döb döbing was a paid job.

>>54048868
>Turkey is part of Europe according to interpals

>>54048868
Turkey deff has a lot of crazy people on interpals, but honestly some of the most attractive girls ive talked to have been from turkey myself.

>>54048952
Turkish women are like milk. Great until it turns. And it always does.

>>54048952
Turkish girls are just as weird, annoying and crazy as their men

Is there any Argie anons here?

>>54049468
There was one I'm sure. But he only really posts if you mention anime.

>>54049514
Oh, fugging weeaboos. I have found an Argieboo.

>>54049572
Do those even exist? It's like speaking to a Slovakboo

>Wasn't dating qt
>but she is coming to visit
>we were going to have sex and hang out and shit
>but not decide whether or not to be in a relationship until after we met
>still kept faithful as if it were a relationship anyway
>at the same time talking to qt who had a boyfriend
>after a while they broke up
>we were hitting it off
>she is now really into me and says lots of lewd things, and romantic stuff
>want to visit her too
>prefer her to other qt
>but she buys my gifts and already booked tickets, so I can't exactly break it off. Plus I like her too and she's had people be shitty to her before

Dunno what to do lads.
Might just hope one fails and try to juggle both at the same time. Take the hit to my conscience.

>>54050360
Fuck whomever you can.

>>54050762
I feel bad for both qts in that case though. I helps to pretend they're not actually people, but when I meet them, or one starts talking about how glad they are to know me it really gets at me regarding how bad I feel over it.

But I didn't mean for this, both things kind of happened at the same time.

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Some of those people

>>54041114
Made my dick hard

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>Indians

>>54052180
he's absolutely poorious
but why are you pretending to be an indonesian gril?

>>54052258
I'm not. This indonesian qt messaged me yesterday, and today she sent me that through whatsapp when I was commenting that Indian food makes me sick (ate only two times, but never again) and Japanese food is derricious.

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Korean qt i havent talked to in 2 years is talking to me again i think she is in love with me lads.... What do?

>This is a 10/10 in Britain
http://www.interpals.net/Lemonghost

>>54053033
DELET THIS

>>54053033
Dubs confirm

>Hispanic girl unironically asking me what "haha" means

>>54053466
Tell her to build wall

>i started messaging thais

I dun goofed lads

>>54053466

>Finnish qt non-ironically thought that ":p" meant that she had said something that bothered me.

No wonder she was always depressed. Blew her mind when I told her that ":p" was a happy smiley.

>>54054187
Dumb nigger

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>>54054620
I was cold and thought about warm places i heard thais were bad but i thought they couldn't be that bad... The memes are real

Just made one of these. Mainly looking to talk to cute foreign girls. Have my profile set to accept females only (is IP a good place to meet male bros, though?) and I only have both Pen Pal options and Friendship selected. Figured Romance/Flirting could indicate desperation. I'll lurk around some profiles, maybe message some girls who are into similar things. Anything else I should know?

>>54055657
Having it set to only accept messages from females makes you look pretty desperate as well.

>>54055746
Fair enough. I'll fix that.

>set script for europe
>an hour later have 7 messages from thai bitches

>>54055902
>set script for Europe and Asia and females
>an hour later 1 message from an Indian man

d e d
e
d

>not coming to Thailand
W E W
E
W

>>54058038
hello my name poo ^____________^

>>54058745
I saw a book in a bookstore here yesterday called "Cooking with Poo". Should have taken a picture.

why are Germans so autistic?

>German qt makes a joke
>I tell her that she's funny
>she asks why
>I tell her she just is, ask if she doesn't think she's funny
>she says she's normal
>I tell her that being funny is normal
>she says bye and goes offline

and I thought I was autistic

>>54058784
https://youtu.be/m88rF0rwHo8

>>54059089
Yes! She was on the cover.
You can't make this shit up, etc.

>>54058929
Your German qt was Joe Pesci?

>>54058929
The memes about Germans not being funny makes us question it whenever a foreigner thinks that we are funny.

>>54059978
*make

DED

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talk to qt for 2 hours last night, after that she feels like saying she has a bf overseas. how do I cuck him? do I talk to her about him and try to seed distrust or do I completely ignore that she has one?

interbopper not working?

>>54062341
ignore she has one
and always call him a faggot until she believes you

>>54058929
are you talking to /_ABC_

>>54059978
There was no reason for her to sperg out like that though. It was rude tbqh.

>>54062341
I personally ignore it with my French qt, if she mentions him i ignore that part of the conversation, it's really shit when she mentions their sex life. However I always prolong the conversation when she talks about schlicking to the thought of me and she has already stated that she wants to fuck me, I'm not going to ruin that by mentioning the bf.

Lads, a turkish girl I've only known for a day is fucking infatuated with me. She's calling heraelf my 'future wife' and shit. Sad thing is, she's pretty cute.

Is this a troll account, or are turks this thirsty for pale, ginger cock?

>>54064563
She wants your pot of gold

Damn, the site is fucked. Search doesn't work properly, online status isn't displayed properly, the same 5 people are always featured for me.
Why can't they get their shit together?

>>54064972
She's coming off as a bit crazy tbqh. Might post convos when I get home.

>>54065323
i think it's a miracle that his site is free so let's not spit in the soup

>>54065323
no real competition

>>54065328
Do. Get her nudes and leave it be, turks are nuts pal

>>54065323
The site is ancient and probably run by thirsty Pakis

>>54062341
What's worked for me is to find out the problem in their relationship and try to be that guy she wishes her boyfriend was.

For example, this Russian girl that I talk to has a boyfriend but he's one of those nice workaholics, doesn't really have time for her and he's a pushover sweet boy.

So I try to be an aggressive sexual guy that teases her and spends a lot of time with her.

Worked out well so far, got nudes, her masturbating for me on the phone and plans to fug when I visit soon.

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who is this?

>>54066963
That's pretty nasty-a

>>54066621
being the aggressive sexual guy always works
That's called being alpha

>>54067068
That's called being turk
TURK!

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>>54068111
A L P H A

>>54068225
Wut

>>54068406
It says 'you are fucking alpha, respect'

Some random whisper I got a week ago to something I mustve said idk

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>>54068111
>obsessed

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>>54068468
Noice m8

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Australian 16 year old guy....

>>54068767
piss m8

/IamYourNextEx

Was someone from here, right?

>>54068867
hope not
fucking chads need to leave tbqh.

Anyone ever played vidya with a qt from here?

>>54069763
Some have I believe. Imma play Portal 2 when her exams finish :3

>>54069763
LoL with a qt, she wasnt very good
CSGO with another, she was just shit talking whole game

Bought some self adhesive bondage tape, gonna use it while playraping my QT next week and then busting a nut on her face while she's an immobile fuckball
it's her own fantasy she told me about

might also just spend a few minutes sucking her toes while she's tied up, she has nice feet

>>54069887
One qt said she played dota 2 and was good because she had played for a long time. Only has 200 hours on it what are the chances she is gonna be bad if we play?

>>54070238
100%

>>54070238
i had a buryat QT once and she had over 1000hrs or something of dota on skype
she looked like a qt asian but had the soul of a slav :--)

>>54070238
200 hours isnt very much at all, shes probably under 4k mmr, if she even does ranked at all

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>qt is going to bed
please no, i don't want the darkness to come back

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>>54070398
>tfw you have to sacrifice hours of sleep to talk to your qtie

>>54069855
Might try this with my Korean qt could be fun.

>>54070168
Lewd

>>54070334
>tfw no qt Asian to carry you on dota
Feelsbadman

>>54068867
Sander's fake

qt gonna go on her run and then skype from the bathtub :3

>>54070633
Post pics :^)

>So you're racist? -_-
Yeah, I am. So?
>Nothing sorry to bother
Kek

>>54070864
it was the girl i posted earlier itt
but ye

>>54070520
>not getting a qt with a close gmt

>>54070551
It is fun. It's easy to learn, you need to talk and it will bring you close together hopefully. There aren't many co-op games that are easy to play. Looking for other ideas though.

>>54064563
She's really beginning to creep me out, but I have to find out why she's so obsessed with me. I just can't understand it.

>>54071199
fake

>>54071308
Seems like it. I'm going to ask her to send me a picture of herself now, will see what she says.

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>nordic koreaboo qts are fucking autistic and conservative except finns
>hard to get lewd
it's annoying

>>54071543
>>54071199
Turkish girls can be thirsty, I've had a few obessed with me but if she's being insanely thirst in the first day then something may be up.

Ask for proof it's her, suggest a Skype call or ask her to take a specific photo.

>>54071659
yes, but this is fucking surreal.
her second message was saying 'stop messaging other girls', she's either damaged or desperate. i'll give her a go since this is my first experience with someone completely fucking nuts.

>>54069763
Played DotA and CK2 with a few

>>54071822
what le fug
she sent me a voice message, and she sounds real.
this bitch must be thirsty for a gvisa

>>54070616
Keep dreaming about me faggot. :3

>>54040575
wew

r u k, la?

>>54072359
are you FFF member?
Find them, fuck them, forget them

>>54073365
I honestly believe she would kill me if I did that. She is completely and utterly insane.

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For old time's sake :^)

>>54073799
Pic famalam

>>54074287
no lad
if she finds out i'm shitposting insults about her on a jamaican bobsleighing student blog, she'll kill me

>>54074800
all my qts know i am shitposting about them. never was a problem. never will

>>54074800
Pussy. No wonders pakis conquering your country.

>>54074872
better than a corrupt government who literally steal entire highways lmao

>>54072983
Ogay :3

>>54074800
Nigga please, let us judge if she's worth it or not

>>54070864
http://i.imgur.com/wXeCkOu.jpg

bloop

>>54075795
Haram

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>>54075795

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>Just got done sexting with my QT who suddenly decided to get lewd with me for no reason after being my friend for just a month.

Ok now I have like 5 girls that sext with me every day, send me nudes and then throw bitch fits when I'm not online.

This is getting out of control, how can I manage all these bitches?

>>54076997
Just drop the ones you dont find interesting

>>54076997
Try having three asian girls trying to marry you

>>54077416
I do try but I never succeed

>>54077727
Git gud son

>>54075795
how would you like it if she posted you naked online?
you're fucking scum

>>54078088
shut up you fucking turk

>>54078312
>says the moroccan
lmao

>>54078088
He didn't post her face, it's fine.

Stop being such a cuck, Fritz.

>>54078458
yeah completely fine
post your spread asshole with half side of your face in the pic then, it's fine after all isn't it.
go ahead, it's totally fine man.

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>>54078416
>>54078774
A smart girl wouldn't even post compromising pictures of herself online to anyone.

>>54079250
>she's just a stupid SLUT so it's ok xD
yeah lol keepin it ALPHA my man haha fuck those dumb whores they get what they deserve lmao

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>>54079317
Not about being alpha or beta. It's about people understanding that there are consequences to their actions. It's one of the most real philosophies in known existence yet a lot of women (and men for that matter) don't seem to understand it.

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It must suck to live in an irrelevant city.

>>54079492
haha right on brother show her what's up
that's how a MAN handles a worthless woman

what does one say to someone with barely anything in their profile?

Do you guys use fake accounts? Also, I visit a lot of qts but never get visited back. Some time ago I used to have lots of visits. What do?

>>54079848
hi :-)

>>54079848
Hello I am x from y I would love to know more about you seeing as how there is nothing on your page

>>54079848
Ayy bby wan sum fuk?

>>54079883
Pretend to be korean

>>54080426
Fucking weeaboo girls on int desu.
I'm fixing my account a little bit rn.
I'll try visiting more girls.

>>54050360
mate, by any chance, have you got a qt in the US?

>chat up with a qt on my fake profile
>hit it off real well
>she wants to go on video
welp, onto the next qt.

i'm not looking for nudes or relationship with any of these girls, just somebody to help me pass the loneliness and being an attractive fake profile gets way more responses than my real below average looks profile. don't judge me pls ;-;

>>54081161
just lower your standards friend

>>54081280
i'll need them to lower their standards m8. everyone wants more and since i'm unable to interact with anyone outside due to anxiety i just get my social dosage on interpals via this fake realm i have created

>>54081420
i dont believe this, i dont even have a pic and get asked to chat or skype you cant be _that_ socially retarded

>>54081420
Would you consider yourself 3/10 or higher? Being foreign raises you by 4 points. So that makes you at least a 7 to these girls. Even if you can only pull thais, turks and poles that's something right? :)

>>54081671
>>54081653
i'm pictureless right now. i used to chat with poles and turk girls because i've heard of desperate they are and once the conversation rolled on and got to a point they asked me for a pic, they stopped replying.
i've been dropped so many times after sending a pic that i'm not even upset about it anymore, just moving on. i'm white also.
i'd consider myself 3/10 and that's only because of my blue eyes, anything beneath my eyes is 0/10

>>54082163
lad
these girls have no standards
you will never meet any of them, ever, if you choose not to.
i have some turkish girl lusting after my dick for NO reason other than my hair, i'd consider myself a 5/10 on a good day.
i'm sure you can get someone for your eyes. i was nervous about making a profile too, but literally nobody makes fun of you.

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>>54082163
>i've been dropped so many times after sending a pic that i'm not even upset about it anymore,

Wow. Fucking sorry to hear that bro. And I'm not even trolling.

Sadboys do you still come here?

>>54082493
No we're all bots. Move along.

>>54082493
not sure if real arzu..

>>54082493
yes hi

Saboys write me on ip. /arzu1234

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Kek I'm a 5'8 manlet

>qt hates life in Korea because of how cosmetic surgery runs rampant
i want to save her ;-;

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So last night I scripted 1000 users and woke up to 24 messages. I put 'NA EU' on the script yet almost all of them were Thailand. Does it look bad if I put my profile to not accept messages from them?

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>>54083644
Save her from her face and recommend her a surgeon.

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>tfw your qt puts a space before her question mark

>>54083768
I only accept messages from Europe anon. And I get messages fine.

>>54084112
>not accepting bunda
You one of them gays??

>>54079317
Yup basically

>>54083832
:[
this is a no bully zone, leafman.

My qt is having trouble squirting on cam.
Time for a new qt then.

>>54084436
While we're on that topic I got a lap dance by a "bunda" once and I'm officially scared. I don't think you realize how much muscle these women have, when they fucking straddle you the first thing that goes to your head is "holy shit she'd kick my ass in a fight" lol.

>>54054857

http://youtu.be/viu1UgZ7gwM

>>54084934
My former lady friend was Brazilian and she was really petite, but still with a godly arse. It's wonderful, they're seriously the most beautiful people on the planet
Also
>too much arse
What are you, Irish?

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>>54084934
Skinny dyel twink detected

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2Y30NNTQ0Y&app=desktop

what le fug is this shit

>>54085404
Poland can into hip hop

>>54085404
What the fuck

>Talking to someone
>Seems someone autistic
>Look on profile
>Literally mentions autism

>>54086166
I think every one on ip is mentally ill in some way

>qt asks for my curriculum vitae

What the fuck would she want that for?

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>social anxiety
>ugly face (2/10)
>suck with languages

w-what should I do?

>>54087414
gun in the mouth and pull the trigger

>>54087414
Is the 2/10 a personal perception?

hey, is there a way for me to re-open a closed picture in Windows Media Player?
Pls respond lads

>>54087414
how are you calculating the 2/10?
if you have an interesting profile thats a plus. but on IP there's girls for any kind of guy, you just need to keep looking.
use the script made by the swiss guy

>>54087414
>>>http://www.yourcoach.be/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Dale-Carnegie-How-to-win-friends-and-influence-people.pdf

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>>54087678
>>54087971

>>54083768
>24 messages with no profile picture
That's the power of greencard.

>>54087764
File>Recent files

>>54088048
shave, pick the hair between your eyebrows like most men do, do the script, get in your head that some girls WILL stop talking to you, message them anyway, learn from your mistakes, get confident after that, get a qt, shitpost on /cp/

>>54088063
I actually do have one profile pic of me. Wierd thai chick

I put 'NA EU' in the script but get tons of messages from asian chicks. What's up with that?

>>54088957
if you put anything besides a single continent in the script itll view every continent

>>54089000
Thanks senpai

>>54089000
>>54089106
Trips of truth. If you want to script both continents, create 2 scripts and make them run at the same time. Although you should be using this one, as it's easier and quicker.

https://github.com/DccrsD/QtCrawler

>>54088216
not finding it

>>54087764
>Viewing pictures in Windows Media Player
Why?

>>54089622
I was sent pics via skype and it opened in that when I clicked on it. Such is life.

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>>54089622
I was wondering how come people still use it.
>>54089783
Files>recently played, or a list at the bottom.

>>54050360
Mate, I'm kind of in the same situation as your first qt, and ffs just tell her. Be honest, man up and break her heart if you have to but just don't lie to her, she iobviously wants more than you and takes it seriously, don't mess with her. She's a human being.

>>54089783
win+r
C:\Users\your username\AppData\Roaming\Skype\skype username\media_messaging\media_cache_v2

>>54089783
Click on any picture on your computer of the same file type and make it open in Windows Photo Viewer by default, then open it in Skype, right click it, and view the file location.

>>54089893
you're a top m8

>>54090528
why couldnt you just click it again in skype, she delete it or something? np.

>>54089242
But the one in the OP keeps a record of already visited profiles. I'd imagine you'd start running into a lot of duplicates on this one.

>>54090805
This one does it too, but it's not as easy to access.

>qt does not have whatsapp
:(

>>54091050
>I don't want to talk to a creepy, ugly, faggot virgin

FTFY

>>54090897
Just got it and it's fantastic. Bueno

>>54083960
Google translate?

>>54091483
No, we talk a lot on IP but she said she knows what whatsapp is but doesn't use it. Well, not everyone uses it anyway.

>>54092004
>Francophone?

FTFY

>>54092253
why is it always the frenchies that do that ?

(space added intentionally)

>>54092373
They are taught to make a little gap between question marks and the word. On PCs they use the space bar which is a bit larger than the average space when hand written though

>>54092373
It's the little space where the "hon" and "hein" go, but you don't always need them

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From Turkey. Is she white? Can't figure out her ethnicity

>>54092484
this desu senpai. though we are also taught not to put a space when it comes to writing in english

>>54082493
aren't you married now

>>54093678
Why are Americans so retarded when it comes to ethnicity?

>>54093711
Really ?

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>>54093678
T*rks are surprisingly white tbqh. This is the T*rk i'm talking too.

>>54093783
Cause I'm a gay retard. Can you answer my question?

NEW THREAD
>>54036121
>>54036121
>>54036121
NEW THREAD

>>54093865

I'M A RETARD
>>54093839
>>54093839
>>54093839
I'M A RETARD

>>54093837
Well she's clearly not ethnically Turkish. Probably either Balkan or Greek, although she doesn't look that Slavic.

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>>54093678

My turk is whiter

>>54094433
I don't believe that is a turk. too qt