Me gustaría ir algún día a la tierra de Hernán Cortés, conocí a un Mejicano y era bro tier
I was watching Univision last Sunday and all they talk about is El Chapo. Literally every 5 minutes was advertising some news special about how he had surgery on his penis, 24/7 coverage of this man. Why are you guys so obsessed with him?
Also was watching some soap opera about a slutty girl getting bullied (kek), and they seem to sneak in pro-catholic propaganda in their shows too. Also the white looking mexicans are always shown as upper class in these shows, while the regular looking ones are the help, and speak like theyre uneducated.
Me gusta este pais. Solo importaria mas anglos a vivir al sur del pais y eliminaria la corrupcion. Moreira quedo libre ante la justicia catalufa. Les digo, somos parecidos a la madre patria.
Firstly we don't watch Univision, we don't talk about el chapo, we don't care about him.
Secondly, soap operas in Mexico are watched by the cattle
And thirdly, Catholicism is your friend
"white Mexicans"(whatever the fuck that means) are fucking everywhere and pretty common to us, most northern states are filled with them
I understand why you would do a racial remark on our telenovelas but we don't see them that way over here
its your opinion, but not the reality.
A failed state, its not your personal opinion, Wikipedia knows the failed states in 2015, And Mexico was never a failed state before ENZO LUIGI DI PIZZA
si! todo gracias a la gran semilla europea espanola.
you mean headless mexicans
Central Mexico is best mexico.
aquí un par de peras de España como agradecimiento
Por Dios! Espana es el mejor pais del mundo.
inventaron latinoamerica, el submarino, el chupachups, los tacos, la paella el coctel molotv.
Aparte tienen a pakirrin y a torrente que son los putos amos. Si la tonta Francia y Alemania se burlan de ustedes, de nosotros los tontos gringos.
I'm a Sinaloan and I'm not going to deny your name-calling
I won't also deny that most of central Mexico is pretty great in terms of development, cost of living, education and everything else that makes a state pretty and attractive to live in
I would like you to know that you are a shit person for wanting to initiate fights between your brothers, that's all
Realmente los franceses no se burlan de nosotros. Los peores son los ingleses (todos los anglos en general son unos hijos de puta porque llevan siglos inventándose y pasando por alto la historia de España).
Yo también admiro México, no he ido, conozco a gente que ha ido y todos me han hablado bien.
>brothers with North Mexicans
fuck you guys! Viva Guanajuato!
yo soy de monterrey, y para mi esta es la mejor ciudad, no digo que CD mexico sea mala, pero joder en ningún otro lado me siento tan bien como mty
Nunca he ido a Monterrey. Pero yo digo que Mexico DF es la mejor de Mexico luego Guadalajara y en tercer lugar Monterrey porque tiene gente como poncho de nigris y con eso te digo todo.
1) One of the most vibrant cultures on earth, a blend of Aztec, Maya, and Latin Europe traditions.
2) Beautiful friendly and hardworking people that keep America running day in and day out for little thanks and low pay. America's future.
3) Most DELICIOUS FOOD in the world. Tacos, guacamole, churros, quesadilla, margaritas, etc etc etc I will eat it all day.
4) Beautiful WARM beaches feel like taking a bath in the water.
>Their kids are fucking dumb tho
yes. and the reason for this is their parents wont hit them.
Americanized Mexicans are the worst. they're Mexicans without the old school machismo.
Lo siento regio, pero tal vez mi Chihuahua es donde hay mas rubias.
no tan rápido mi amigo
y ti te robaron el Gibraltar y a mi medio continente.
Eso es verdad, no es casualidad que la mitad de estados y ciudades de Estados Unidos tenga nombres españoles (California, Florida, San Antonio, y 1000 más)
I love Mexico, qt 3.14 girls. I drove from Florida to Monterrey during the summer and as soon as i crossed the border i basked in my stronk american dollar. beautiful landscapes.
Los cabos to cancun, 1 day? driving in a car? impossible!
Shut up chicano
Are idiot? You can see different seas even just driving few hours
1 dollar = 19 pesos now.
Visiting the U.S. is a nightmare now ;_;
Mexico is one of those shitty countries, where they have a "beautiful" area but there is nothing but literally dirt and shit all over. It is not a great place to live, but it's one of those places you want to visit on your bucketlist because you sure as hell know you aren't coming here anymore.
>mfw I get paid in dollars
>mfw I've been buying new shit for my house
I do porn on the internet though
They butcher the spanish language like no other.
This lad travelled from L.A. to Panmá, and ALL of Central America is literally México. You watch our T.V., you have a similar accent (in some cases), similar slang, you eat our food. It's the fucking same, except for Belize.
Perhaps it's bombardment with Mexican and Colombian soap operas, but I find the Mexican version more clean than standard Iberian Spanish (despite it being nasal to hell and back)
Panama > Costa """Rica"""
What are your skills? You can do whatever you want here, unless you are a NEET, and even then, if you improve your Spanish you could start working as a teacher of Croatian, although you wouldn't have a lot of work because learning Croatian isn't on high demand, but you wouldn't have competence either, so there's that.
Sure, but cults to the Santa Muerte are mostly a meme practiced by a tiny minority of autists.
You are Mexican, don't ever forget that.
>what are your skills
I am good with writing things down and pencil pushing-administrative jobs
Literally do not have a college and all I've worked in was pencil-pushing white-collar jobs. So nothing, no skill whatsoever
I am Ivan Perezović/Pereža
>best fits the race map I came up with
It's called "the Caucasian race" accompanied with its subtypes dependent on usually geographic determinants
Welcome to anthropology 101
>visit Cancun Mexico
>this is awful, American hotels bought up all the property and have left hardly any beach for the locals!
>lets see what the parts they have are like
>covered in beer cans and garbage.....
>Be 15, wanted to visit Mexico
>Underage so I couldn't go alone
>I asked my parents if we could have a vacation in Mexico
>Like always, they said "no" because it was too "expensive"
>Days, weeks, months pass so I completely stop caring about visiting Mexico
>While I was at family reunion, I met a cousin who was nicknamed Lenny and he told me he was in Mexico once
>Asked him how was it
>Lenny said Mexico was pretty overrated and I'm better off visiting Greece if I'm on a budget
>Lenny also said that I have to read the first letter of each sentence
Spaniards are bro-tier.
Some sudacas are bro-tier, discount all Peruvians.
Russkies live in the best country that has ever existed.
Serbs are butthurt nobodys.
All slav grills are qts, no exceptions.
If you're referring to
I was shitposting m8, learn how to handle the bantz, I like Mexico.
/b/ tier post. Svaka čast, Jovanito
Yes, as in economic indicators that show shit like prosperous and healthy middle class, corporate regulations, alleviation of the poor and all the borderline leftist buzz word
Spaniards are cool
Some are cool like argies and mapuches. Fuck costa ricans though.
Cheeky breekis are the craziest motherfuckers.
Serbs are the GOAT slavs
People with interesting history and qts.
If trump gets elected I'm immediately joining the military so I wouldn't have to be deported there. In Mexico it is no problem to get kidnapped and have your fingers cut off. You are not allowed to own guns and I will literally have to start all over learning Spanish at a elementary school level and learn who the presidents are with no promises of a good job after graduating since the children of rich kids are the ones that get those jobs. All the factory jobs coming in from Canada and the U.S pay you pennies on the dollar and the people are so god damn dumb they won't ever unionize even if you physically assault them, they'll continue working like "Yes massa" slaves. This place makes me feel like I don't belong but even then I feel pure shame if I were to ever throw trash on the ground, but in Mexico the Mexicans throw their own toilet paper on the streets and the hobos are aggressive beggars from Oaxaca. Yes I would rather die than go to Mexico ,I don't know what I am in this country but I ain't Mexican.
Amerika nikada nije izgubila rat, glasaj za Trampa.
I ne, nisam SNS placenik, nemas cak ni dokaze.
why do you guy only post castizas post some brown qts too?
Pa naravno druskane, ti si Srbin.
Ali objektivno, Amerika jeste najbolja drzava na sveu.
Ja sam iz Severne Karoline, iz Rolija, ako tvoja welfare rupcaga pokusa da digne ruku na JU ES OV EJ dobio bi Americku cizmu po dupetu.
ps support the troops
are you the croatian in the other thread?
>why do you guy only post castizas
Because in Mexico, as with most of the world, white people are considered to be the best looking of all people.
Is pic relate brown enough for you?
yes i like native features 2bh i mostly like the chinkness some mexicans girls have
t.chicano who looks like a flip
I am this one:
yes. the goal of every Mexican man should be to have his children be whiter than he is.
no reason just noticed a croatian flag talking about mestizas which is rare so assumed it was same guy . i was the one who posted mestiza>whites
Come on lad, you have to agree that Mexicans who look like Maya Zapata are GOAT.
Disregard the shit music.
Your blood is already corrupted. Calm down, Jorgito
Good, good. I really, really like Dominican girls
no tienes sangre de conquistador, indio acomplejado.
ignore them. self-hating mexicans are fortunately not that common
We should work on instilling gym discipline among our people. This is how people reach their potential. (Team) sports from day one (kindergarten). That kind of thing
This is the fine line of ugly and "beautiful" people mostly. There are recessive genetics and innate deformities, but a lot of people are "ugly" because they don't take care of
I believe that if you're an Indio, you can't help yourself. Work, instead. Lift for Huitzilopochtli. Dedicate your reps and your strengths the the war of god. Look the best you can. And when you do, when you look like a "Jaguar Paw" or "Moon Skull" and not a "Jorge", if you know what I mean, then more people are bound to find you attractive
my dad side of family thinks they are white but took dna test and it said they were 60 percent indio topkek
He was actually the god of war, yes, as well as the god of the sun. The flower wars, wars that were held in order to obtain war prisoners that were later used as sacrifice, were in his honour.
Although, Tezcatlipoca is better, he is also Nyarlathotep...
i never thought this i always assumed i was around half and half. i was mostly right
me in the back
Overall got a really negative view of mexico from hearing about corruption, mafia, kids getting beheaded for being gommies, etc. inb4 edgelords saying it's okay to behead people if they're gommies, it's never okay to behead anyone.
Are you dumb?
Lots of sexy brown girls, one of the best cuisines in the entire world, nice architecture, etc.
I'd love to be like my uncle and marry a sexy Mexican woman tbqh
>extremely high amount of crime
>fatter than the US
>lots of ugly people
Yeah, Morales is full native
Funny thing...the castizas you post here, the same ones others blame you of cherrypicking...are textbook girls you can find here. Every single castiza you've posted here fits into Croatia without anyone raising a follicle on their eyebrow
Castizas? That's like few cletuses living in rural mexican areas, these are your erryday mestizas
I wish I had taken some pictures in Peru, they had lots of short busty cops with two guns, so maybe they could dual wield?
We have policewomen in the States too but they are ugly, and not into guys.
Do you know than mexico is way bigger than your pseudo countries right?, we have all sort of mixtures depending on the area
She's a !ocal mexijap
Try your luck in los altos, don't blame me if you get shot though
Southern mestizas, yes
Just telling it like it is
Be my guest
Chicanos are just like chilangos over here and all the bajio area, perhaps in the north they don't care as much
its good enough to not have problems but i guess you can tell im a chicano my cousin mentioned it last time i went. at the same time they were suprised with how much spanish i knew
why do you hate me? i did nothing to you guys even my uncle gave me shit.
chicanos good boys we dindu nuffin
Because they don't worship the LOO
Nothing personal m8ty
Sexiest Indian girl. Sorry, but Indian girls are great. The whole stretch from ME to Indus is proper taste (in my opinion)
But brown girls are the shit. Don't know how tough life would be without brown girls...
Thank you for just providing me with a new book to read
In return, I can recommend (from Hesse) Narcissus and Goldmund