/brit/

maisie

How does it feel to know when people say "UK" "Britain" or "England" they mean London? How does it feel to know that 36.9% of the UK's economy is from London? Maybe next time you Poortherners meet a Londoner you should thank him for the dole money you collect.

How does it feel to know every year millions of tourists come to see London while no one gives a fuck about your depressing Northern shit hole? How does it feel to know you have no culture or relevance to the UK never mind the world.

London is a land of opportunity which is why it is such a magnet for immigrants, I know you will respond that you "Hate niggers and pakis" but why? Is it that people can come from Ghana and Pakistan, work hard, build a career and make something of themselves all on their own merits while you Poorthern shits just sit their collecting dole and drinking cans of cider? Do the hard working immigrants make you feel bad for being such a lazy shit? I would take a million Asians, blacks and eastern Europeans over one of the lazy northern animals.

What is my conclusion? If you hate London you hate it because you can't hack it. You are not smart, quick or hard working enough to compete. You don't have the willpower to come down here and start at the bottom renting a flat and work hard until you eventually get that mansion in Hampstead. You hate it because everyone in London is doing something while you sit there doing NOTHING. Collecting dole... Drinking warm cider out of a can.... I don't know if Poortherners cause more pity or more disgust.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKjZuykKY1I

Do you believe?

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charli

Lads what do I do tonight

Kinky masturbation or stargazing

doxed myself
fuck
such a mong

doing my best

Nice bum on this lad

http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3256032

Thinking of booking him tomorrow.

17 shots no 38

Been looking at random towns in France on google streetview, France is truly a beautiful country but fucking hell there are so many black people all over the place, not just big cities.

>>54023003

Kinky masturbation. It's too cold to go outside.

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Good Thread

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I love when people open up to me and call me nicknames on their own and just like me and trust me it’s such a nice feeling lads

fucking SHIT

use this one next i guess
>>54022959

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>>54023059

>Thread Autism

>>54023017
http://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewGImage.asp?Image=5270711.jpg&SN=12&Description=
phahaha

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>>54023047
spoiler that beast

>>54023044
et tu, Manchester?

>>54023121
Wish I didn't have a tiny cock desu

>>54023121
Just a little smaller than mine.

I wonder how loose he is.

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nice lads

Been cumming in the bath and on the toilet seat until I realised my mum and sister use them. Am I going to get them pregnant?

mum just handed me a bottle of spiced apple koppaberg

cheers la

>>54023179
H O W

>>54023179

>980 meme card

>>54023179
how do I do a this, also does anybody know how some people get free clobber from asos using some sort of refund scam

>>54023213
yeah don't give up x

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Doing a large walk

one of the nicest tunes ever created

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihyQf8mww3o

Lads, have you ever been in love?

>>54023213
yeah be careful lad
my mum is actually a virgin but she sat on the toilet seat seconds after my dad had cummed on it at a house party

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>>54023179
>Why yes, I do deliberately leave in my county when I censor my address
>How else could m'lady know I'm a resident of Berkshire

>>54023251
doxxed :)

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Mummy has outdone herself on the dindins this time

if a girl tells you that a guy asked her out but she rejected him, does that mean she's trying to make you jealous and/or she likes you?

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>>54022931
gud

>>54023302
disgusting

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crayon pop

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>>54023239

Ive done ASOS before

did them recently for about £200 but forgot the email

I did h&m around christmas time too

>>54023041
I have a good space to do it from inside with just a window open

>>54023302
looks vile to be honest
>northern irish cuisine

>>54023302
nice concept, a full english pizza

>>54023310
It means a guy asked her out but she rejected him. When they're trying to make you jealous, they mention guys complimenting them.

Started Black Hawk Down

boring shite, might delete it

>>54023179
>.png
>jpg cancer all over

gf did a footjob

>>54023333
soyul is so bloody short

>>54023302
is that a pizza

>>54023363

>Northern Ireland in general

*shivers*

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>>54023302
>Electric hob

>>54023367
she's mentioned that too

>>54023336
Please mail me how to do it me laddo

[email protected]

>>54023363
*takes note of your regional flag*

be seeing you around

>>54023383
I think paint does that or the OP is just retarded somehow

>>54023310
she's warning you she will do the same to you.

27yo, kissless virgin, NEET, live at home, rarely leave my house, can't drive, alcoholic, benzo addict, suicidally depressed, increasingly agoraphobic, going more and more insane due to psychedelic use, throw up blood frequently, cry every day.

>>54023214
>>54023215
>>54023277

berkshire
e
s
t

lads if you fancy a laugh have a butchers hook at this >>>/r9k/25963888

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Why do people mock illuminati believers yet they fail to prove them wrong?

>>54023363
>Northern Irish cuisine
>Anything but a Belfast bap with some Tayto in it

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>>54023389

>>54022970
this is how i feel about nyc tbqh senpai

>>54023443
>norn cuisine
>anything other than pills

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>>54023426

>>54023416
What was the compliment?

>>54023419
i'm fairly certain she knows i'm not interested in her that way

>>54023441
>burden of proof lies on the sane people

>>54023417

just dropped you an email

>>54023336
>that shit clobber

wouldn't have bothered
you didn't pay anything and you were still overcharged

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>>54023417
doxable info

>>54023483
maybe you are the one that is not sane

>>54023416
I'm beginning to see a pattern. Did she suck your dick? This would be another indication that she might like you

>>54023495
that email is from 10minutemail you absolute spacker

is anyone doing drinking this eve

>>54023466
Drugs are for mugs.

>>54023479
was kidding anyway, that's the opposite, she's just trying to give herserlf some value, to look better in your eyes

need a qt gf to cuddle

>>54023522
no, need to be up early for church tomorrow as always

>>54023520
I know, just memeing you

>>54023479
all aussie women are sluts tbqh

>>54023179
aint there going to be a new generation of cards in the next couple of months?

might stop being a degenerate desu

>>54023495
oh aye that's me. scott summers.

would neck myself with a name like that you utter pond life

What should I get from the chipper?

I'm from norn iron if that affects your decision

double chocolate digestives lads

>>54023578
what the FUCK is a chipper

a structure cannot stand without a foundation

logic is the foundation of function

function is the essence of control

i am in control

>>54023575
why?

>>54023476
she bitches to me all the time about getting sexually harassed by lads out in public

maybe she thinks i'm gay and wants to be my fag hag

>>54023578
qt gf

>>54023612
feel like shit currently

>>54023578
fish and ships you bellend

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>>54023578
>chipper

>>54023578
why are you calling it the chipper ya arsepiece

get a cheesy chip from one of the places that puts loads of salt on like the bethany

>>54023615
went through the same situation lad she has no interest in u, she just takes you for granted that you actually find her funny without wanting to shag her

>>54023578
get some wood haha what else would you get from the woodchipper haha

this film is fucking shit

all of you fuck off with your shit suggestions wasting my time

>>54023578
spice burger and a battered sausage

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>Why do you lads hate eastern Euros

>>54023522
nah
still hurting from last night
>>54023578
a jumbo saveloy and put it in your bum bum and think of me

>>54023553
nice strawman

>>54023625
whoever the lad was that came up with 'qt' must've been devilishly clever tbqh senpai

need your suicide tips

>>54023688
that was me

>>54023504
Interesting point.
Well, that's our session finished for the day, here's your Clozapine script and the letter letting the court know you attended today.

>>54023693
Here's a tip
don't do it

>brandy

>>54023635
if u never feel like shit, u won't know how good it is to not feel like shit m8.

#stay degenerate

>>54023688
are shite at speeling

>>54023679
they're all 40+ women here working in fish factories or single men picking flowers in the season, thank fuck i never have to see this shite

>>54023652
i don't find her funny at all. no women are funny

might employ a gf

>>54023693

kill yourself until you are dead

>>54023731
don't think it's worth it anymore senpai

>>54023693
Beachy Head is pretty

>>54023688
pretty sure it was The Qt Company la

https://www.qt.io/about-us/

>>54023741
except ur mum whos funny looking

>>54023615
Went through the same thing. Some bird kept telling me guys were telling her how great her hole was and that she had loads of orbiters. She near broke up with her boyfriend for me but I'm a moralfag so I shut that down.

>>54023693
come to Switzerland with me

>>54023741
that's what i mean la I'm presumign you write "haha" all the time in your messages, even though shes not funny

she thinks you like being her friend because of her personality rather than just wanting to willy pump her

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/12117574/Feminists-attack-Oxford-English-Dictionary-for-reinforcing-sexist-stereotypes.html

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>Irish

>>54023565
what makes you say that? does she sound slutty to you? is there anything about the information i've provided that hints toward that possibility?

I've had my first sexual experience with my sister's 16 year old classmate when I was 11 lads.

Ask me anything.

test

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>>54023679
>tfw grandparents are Poles
>tfw pass as western euro but still technically part of an oppressed minority

>>54023578
>Norn Iron
>Chipper
It's a fucking chippy.

>>54023730
t. nonce who drinks 1% ale

>>54023836
what hapepend

haha look at these top lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bomkgXeDkE

And if I only could, I'd make a deal with God

>>54023866
a chippy is a carpenter

>>54023714
i doubt it, if i'm honest. you're not clever enough

>>54023798
I don't. I can't bring myself to pretend i'm enjoying someone's company when i'm not. I'm a block of autism in most conversations for that reason.

>>54023836
What do you think we should call the new ninth planet?

>>54023836
did she tell your sister that you had a nice willy

>>54023872
actually it was 5.6%

rekt hard :^)

i could get a gf if i really wanted to

>>54023922
what new planet?

yung lean

I'm not even the first guy to post "chipper" in /brit/ what's the fuss

is shit

>>54023897
You voted in gay marriage, what the fuck would you know?

>>54023916
Why do you even spend time with her then if you don't like her?

>>54023773
i respect Qt, but using anything but C#/wpf for UIs is a bit shit if i'm honest

>>54023876
She gave me a handjob tbqh.

My sister and/or her friends often took care of me when I was little. They would dress me up in their old dresses sometimes.

>>54023922
Namek.

>>54023939
the new ninth planet

>>54023922
Starkiller Base

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The phrase Poleaboo lived his life by in the beginning was "Justice demands retribution"

The police, the so called arch-angels of the just cast judgement on Poleaboo despite have done nothing to warrant retribution from anyone

This even however gave rise to Poleaboo demanding retribution and in tune with his mantra, this meant he was the one true seeker of justice

He was now the right hand of God, the one who would exact retribution most righteous upon those who had been so proud and petty, proud to think the almighty right to justice and judgement was theirs to wield for their own ends and petty to bay for blood in exchange for minor transgressions

>>54023975
im sorry i didn't know you were a paki

>>54023975
I'm lonely and she's my only friend. She might not be funny but we have quite a bit in common. She doesn't need to be funny anyway because I am.

>ninth planet
wasn't Pluto re-instated as a planet again?

>>54023937
woah chill out you absolute bloody nut case
sounds a bit strong 2bh did you mix it with lemonade

https://www.puntingwiki.com/wiki/Punting_Myths#Prostitutes_Only_Like_Good_Looking_Men

>>54023933
I don't think she ever did.

I also got a kiss and a lick on my willy but never a proper blow job or anything more advanced out of her.

>>54024034
no.

>>54023939
Doesn't exist yet, there's just a gap where one should be. We it's seen it will come into existence nicely or not whatever the case maybe.

>>54024027
Sorry, I didn't know you were a dirty prod with no morals.

>>54024028
But she's not your only friend. You don't like her. She's the only one you talk to maybe, but by the sounds of it, you certainly aren't friends.

>>54023992
whilst I agree with you, I dislike Windows so I wouldn't ever use wpf

>>54024067
what a crock of shit

>>54023894
Kate Bush is amazing

wrote wuthering heights at 16 wew a #1 hit

>>54023916
then theres no chance she'll fuck you you boring autismo spaz

>>54023922
Dorris

>>54023992
How do you get a job as a UI developer/programmer? Currently studying comp sci and HCI is easily the most interesting part of the course.

drinking some ben nevis whisky i got in fort william. it's fucking dire. much prefer blended to single malt.

>>54024087
didn't say i didn't like her, just said she isn't funny. no women are funny.

>>54024080
>Doesn't exist yet
Are you disabled?

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>>54024035
>mix it with lemonade
good god

tbf wasnt drinking that much last night at all

im wearin comme margiela this shit disgustin

>>54024080
we've just not observed it directly
saying that is like saying black holes don't exist, we just can't see them directly but they're there

>>54024133
How can you like someone that isn't funny? I don't follow. Plenty of women are funny by the way.

>>54024086
>Noel has the same haircut since the 90s

gonna become straight edge

>>54024137
It doesn't, as i said there's a gap where other data suggests a planet should be, at the moment its the idea of a planet, awaiting fruition.

>>54024183
could turn out they were wrong and its something else innit

You can search random letters into google and 4chan boards are the first results

I wonder if this is how some people find here

>>54024205
FOY

>>54024086
wierd photo

>>54024219
well yeah tru
could very well be the Death Star

>>54024205
good lad

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post shit films

pic related

>>54024213
I don't think you know what "exists" means.

>>54024185
>How can you like someone that isn't funny?
Like I said, I'm the funny one. That's my area of expertise. We can't all be experts at everything and our personalities complement each other despite their differences.

Why does someone have to be funny for you to like them?

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Bit cold out
Think I'll stay in today

>>54024137
*utterly fucking knocks you out without warning, with no chance of retribution for what you just said*

>>54024231
i don't feel very good right now desu senpai

>>54024261
thx

I need advice on what laptop or notebook to buy and since you are all nerds I'm assuming you will know. Happy with Windows or Linux. Budget around 400 euros so ~£320

My local Chinese got raided by the polis, lads.

Looks like it's dry bisto and corn flakes for dinner again.

>chippy

its chipper you fucking morons

>>54024268
quite enjoyed that film the way it was filmed was interesting and it has that qt bird

>>54024224
thats because of your browser history

why are you searching for random letters anyway

>>54024086
jesus christ the gallaghers are such twats

>>54024255
how mad would that be aha

>>54023922
Rasheed

>>54024296
macbook pro

>>54024311
what part of the country actually say this
>morons
FOY

>>54024311
this is /brit/ not /eire/

>>54024296
>£320
this is why they call us yuropoors fucking central shitters

>>54024283

please be in montana

>>54024205
Good lad. Welcome.

>>54024278
Because humour is the absolute peak of human interaction imo (in my opinion).

>>54024287
>implying you could even knack my ballix in

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>>54024268
Not memeing either, what a fucking bore

2001 is pish too but not quite as bad

>>54024296
get a used one on eBay, something with at least an Ivy Bridge. I got an Elitebook 8470p for £150 with 8GB of RAM and a 120GB SSD, so you can probably get away with a used but almost new X1 Carbon or something like that

>>54024283

Nice pic m8 is everything fucking sideways where you live???

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>>54022970
>tfw unironically live in a mansion in Hampstead
Tickles me to see /brit/ constantly slagging off London and to know that you'd all move to a beautiful upper-middle class leafy London suburb in a heartbeat if only you could afford it

>>54024329
>thats because of your browser history
I just searched v in incognito and the first result was /v/

I think I've come up with a good meme

how do I get it approved?

patrician way of life:
>not smoking
>not doing drugs
>drinking wine during the week and whiskey on weekends

>>54024275
No, I don't think you do. It's still a possibility not an actual, the event of its proof has not yet occurred. It is very likely to occur, but it has not yet. It could be one of NN Taleb's Black Swans yet.

who is more fucked than an ugly male with social anxiety or an otherwise weak personality? literally the bottom of society.

>>54024374
Nah, Virginia

It's supposed to keep going all day, not a fan.

>>54024410

>you'd all move to a beautiful upper-middle class leafy London suburb in a heartbeat if only you could afford it

no i wouldn't. London is fucking shit.

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Alright lads

Hows it going?

>>54024370
It's for basic office and administrative use. I'm not planning on doing anything remotely technical or hardware intensive with it, purely for work.

>>54024410
REEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF GAZILLIONAIRE TWAT

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>>54024268

>>54024109
tbqh senpai just become very proficient in a language like C# and specializations like HCI you learn on the job.

>>54024089
fair enough, windows is shitty for sure

>>54024413
it still has your browser history you idiot

>>54024410

Do you look out the window from your mansion and see gay men bumming each other at night???

>>54024434
obviously

how do you pronounce 'twat'?

twaaht or twoht?

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Rate my order

>>54024429
Whiskey is such a try-hard drink
Literally yank-tier

>>54024392
Yes.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MHOC/comments/41w7cb/prime_ministers_questions_viiii_200116/

Fucking hell this is next level autism.

Pretending you're in the HoC but actually just on Reddit

>>54024391
>used laptop
>probably at least a year old when laptops are only good for 3~
>someone else was wanking over it
good advice

>>54024434
an ugly woman

>>54024329
To see how many results they get

>>54024430
Again, you don't know what exists means. You can't say "It doesn't exist" because you haven't seen it yet. You can say "We don't know if it exists" but you can't say "it doesn't exist". Lrn2english.

half an hour until i can start getting ready for pre drinks lads x

>>54024460
Deleted my browser history and it still came up

same with mu and int, try for yourself

>>54024480
what's the point in getting pepperoni and half a meatlicious?

>>54024413
because you still browsed /v/ in normal mode at some time

Valentina Nappi /w August Ames - Two Rich Cheating Housewives Share a BBC

https://youtu.be/mfMrVKnGzwg?t=1m13s

these words seemed so innocent back then

>>54024449

not too bad ta

had a very good week at 'work' and now rewarding myself with some cheap polish lager and a couple of spliffs.

you?

>>54024410
>s hill park
good lad

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>>54024413
fuck me he's right

>>54024479
twoht

>>54024480
>Total: £19.00

is this real

>>54024494
>irish whiskey is yank tier
"no"

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>>54024429
>not doing drugs
>drinking wine during the week and whiskey on weekends
What on earth did he mean by this?

>>54024479
Why would it ever be the latter?

>>54024534
I've never even been to /v/

>>54024504
>Mr. Deputy Speaker,
>How does the Prime Minister plan on responding to M102, The Representation of Unofficial Opposition Parties on the Privy Council motion?

fucking hell

thot

>>54024349
good lad

>>54024528
could still be in your favourites if you bookmarked the site

>>54024460
Nah m8 on a new computer + ISP /v/ would still be first

>>54024524
nah you are entry level mate, sorry but its getting very difficult to explain it to you and I've had a long day. Maybe after dinner.

>>54024514

ugly women get can still get a shag easily

>>54024598
it's not

ffs try for yourself with a browser you don't use

>>54024504
Hear, hear

i think im developing generalised anxiety disorder.

feel anxious as fuck right now but i dont know why...

not enjoying it 2bhwyl

>>54024587
>Mr Deputy Speaker,
>This morning I had meetings with ministerial colleagues and others, and in addition to my duties in this house I shall have further such meetings later today.

>>54024566
>that one lad trying to argue semantics
VERY bad post

>>54024612
>Y-you're stupid and wr-wrong
>I h-have to go for something completely unrelated

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>London is a shithole

>>54024583
>>54024544
You realise /v/ is one of the largest and most influential gaming forums out there, right? Literally only NeoGaf compares.

once when i was like 16 i smoked weed in my back garden then got so high that i started spraying air freshener outside because i thought everyone could smell it lmao lads

>>54024524
What about God, does God exist?

>>54024479
So what I was going to do is translate 'twat' to urdu as a joke. You know, because there are a lot of Pakis in the UK. Thing is, urdu doesn't have a word for "twat".

So let's pretend I did that and laugh as you would have

Thanks!

having my first alcoholic drink since nye.

>>54024692
Don't know, lad.

>>54024687
DUDE HAHA CRAZY STORY BRO

>>54024684
I'm surprised that with the growth of reddit and 4chan, old-fashioned forums like neogaf haven't declined into irrlevancy.

>>54024684
doesn't change the original anon's point

>>54024733
ikr

>>54024692
there is some data that suggests there is a gap where he should exist

who /gamefaqs/ here

having a wank

>>54024591
are. you. drinking.

want to hang out with some mates but I think they're going out somewhere without me

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>>54024779
>there is some data that suggests there is a gap where he should exist

can't stop buying stupid shit I don't need in argos

ex's last words to me were 'its NOT normal to have 14 dishwashers in your bedroom, its just not' before tripping over an exercise ball
>pretty sure I heard some sort of cheap toy say 'Luke I am your father' when she hit the ground

>3.5 inch cock
should i just lose my v-card to a escort?

going to do a big greasy poo
probably be such a mess I need to hop in the shower 2bh

>>54024504
>some autistic green twat is 'the earl of Essex'

>>54024673
I'm still here, haven't gone don't panic or get anxious. You need to start with what is an Event, what is it as a thing; an object or a process? Think about this, I need to start dinner but I will be here to help you.

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Doing a test

>>54024480

>not getting it for £6

https://twitter.com/DominoesPHCheap

>>54024790
ask them

>>54024687
>back garden
fuck off posh cunt

Rubbish!

Is it gay to have sex with a tranny, lads? I mean he looks like a girl?

Lads I literally can't watch films anymore

I start them and 5 minutes in I get bored and just turn it off

What's wrong with me

>>54024818
>Gets caught out
>O-only joking, I haven't run away!

Got a wife and kids in Baltimore, Jack
I went out for a ride and I never went back
Like a river that don't know where it's flowing
I took a wrong turn and I just kept going

>>54024833
not this shit again

>>54024850
It's gay but that's alright.

Now come here hun *smooch*

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Why the fuck does yank Netflix get episodes of shows months earlier than UK Netflix? Surely all they have to do is like press a button
>tfw still waiting on Fargo S2 when the yanks are already watching it

>>54024743
I imagine Reddit's divided nature makes it hard to get any real consensus or community spirit.

>>54024754
What point? Its surprising that a popular forum with a strange name is the first that comes up when you type in its name?

>>54024831
I'd like to swing on that seat in the snow, all wrapped up in several nice warm blankets with a qt snuggled up to me under them. That would be nice.

>>54024779
I like this post a lot if I'm honest

>>54024833
I can do it for £3 (have a method)

is it snowing in britain right now?

never seen snow in my life, me

>>54024890
enough bullshit, what happened to bogjogdog?

>>54024716

Drank every day since November 1st, and that was my first day off for months

>>54024906
Licensing m8

>>54024906
Licensing issues mate. Doesn't Channel 4 pay good money for Fargo episodes?

>>54024891
>>54024930

It's funny as its ONLY ME WHO HAS THE METHOD

I AM THE METHOD MASTER

>>54024875
Ok the ovens on and warming up I have a min for you, have you thought about it yet? If you need some pointers start with Zizek's Event: Philosophy in Transit and as said you are going to need Taleb under your belt too.

>>54024812
Out of interest, have you ever browsed /r/smalldickproblems?

>>54024812
keep it

>>54024833

>https://twitter.com/DominoesPHCheap

What is that? How does it work?

>>54024943
>>>/eire/

I don't understand why all you lads don't try gay sex (or at least some cheeky oral) at least once. What if you like it? You could be fulfilled and not need to deal with women anymore. If you don't like it you could just never do it again.

>>54024863

you've evolved and can't be entertained by cultural garbage

>>54024906
different countries have different rules about ratings and taxes and other bullshit

protip: just pirate it

>>54024914
are his legs photoshopped?

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>>54024933
no m8 just rainy and dark

>>54024908
The point is:
>someone types in "v"
>sees "/v/ video games"
>spends the next 10 years of their life on 4chan

>>54024535
wanked to that earlier desu

>>54025002
bit gay

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> tfw you see a crumb sitting between the keys on your keyboard and you blow on it but instead of flying away it just goes under the one of the keys, to be stuck inside forever

>>54024908
See
>>54024224

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>>54024812
>7.5 inch cock
bet I'd loads of clunge if I wasn't a virgin hahahaha

>>54025019
Why would they be photoshopped?

>>54025024
It's my 12th year lad.

>>54024999
have a method ]

>>54024975
What happens if someone changes their account details before you take more of their money?

>>54024933
It did the other day but now its surprisingly warm. Like a 15 celsius variation in a few days... in Britain... in Winter.
Spooky weather desu my man

>>54025002
kinda thinking about this aha
wouldnt mind letting a lad give me a cheeky sucky sucky

>>54025002
the same principle could be applied to cutting yourself

going to have a very quick but ends up being very long shower

>>54024933
I live in the South-East and it hasn't snowed here for the past two years

Fucking pakis bringing their third world weather with them

>>54024912
It's a good old swing
Nice view down that hill to a creek at the bottom

>>54024999

check the likes.

You order and it comes to your door, easy

>>54024933
literally hasn't snowed here since 2008 or something

global warming la

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>>54024988
>Philosophy in Transit

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You enter your room and see this.

What do you do?

>>54024833
so this is some bloke with a stolen credit card or something? whats the deal

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>>54025039
Same dimensions here lad
Truly the goldilocks dick, or so I hear

>>54025116

>gif

fuck off

>>54025039
Proof or you're lying.

Jerry Maguire, a film about a successful man becoming a beta and shacking up with a single mother, only it somehow works out.

Why does Hollywood try to brainwash us like this?

>>54024479
literally just "twat"