How does it feel to know when people say "UK" "Britain" or "England" they mean London? How does it feel to know that 36.9% of the UK's economy is from London? Maybe next time you Poortherners meet a Londoner you should thank him for the dole money you collect.
How does it feel to know every year millions of tourists come to see London while no one gives a fuck about your depressing Northern shit hole? How does it feel to know you have no culture or relevance to the UK never mind the world.
London is a land of opportunity which is why it is such a magnet for immigrants, I know you will respond that you "Hate niggers and pakis" but why? Is it that people can come from Ghana and Pakistan, work hard, build a career and make something of themselves all on their own merits while you Poorthern shits just sit their collecting dole and drinking cans of cider? Do the hard working immigrants make you feel bad for being such a lazy shit? I would take a million Asians, blacks and eastern Europeans over one of the lazy northern animals.
What is my conclusion? If you hate London you hate it because you can't hack it. You are not smart, quick or hard working enough to compete. You don't have the willpower to come down here and start at the bottom renting a flat and work hard until you eventually get that mansion in Hampstead. You hate it because everyone in London is doing something while you sit there doing NOTHING. Collecting dole... Drinking warm cider out of a can.... I don't know if Poortherners cause more pity or more disgust.
I love when people open up to me and call me nicknames on their own and just like me and trust me it’s such a nice feeling lads
spoiler that beast
et tu, Manchester?
>Why yes, I do deliberately leave in my county when I censor my address
>How else could m'lady know I'm a resident of Berkshire
Mummy has outdone herself on the dindins this time
Ive done ASOS before
did them recently for about £200 but forgot the email
I did h&m around christmas time too
27yo, kissless virgin, NEET, live at home, rarely leave my house, can't drive, alcoholic, benzo addict, suicidally depressed, increasingly agoraphobic, going more and more insane due to psychedelic use, throw up blood frequently, cry every day.
Why do people mock illuminati believers yet they fail to prove them wrong?
why are you calling it the chipper ya arsepiece
get a cheesy chip from one of the places that puts loads of salt on like the bethany
went through the same situation lad she has no interest in u, she just takes you for granted that you actually find her funny without wanting to shag her
Went through the same thing. Some bird kept telling me guys were telling her how great her hole was and that she had loads of orbiters. She near broke up with her boyfriend for me but I'm a moralfag so I shut that down.
that's what i mean la I'm presumign you write "haha" all the time in your messages, even though shes not funny
she thinks you like being her friend because of her personality rather than just wanting to willy pump her
>tfw grandparents are Poles
>tfw pass as western euro but still technically part of an oppressed minority
The phrase Poleaboo lived his life by in the beginning was "Justice demands retribution"
The police, the so called arch-angels of the just cast judgement on Poleaboo despite have done nothing to warrant retribution from anyone
This even however gave rise to Poleaboo demanding retribution and in tune with his mantra, this meant he was the one true seeker of justice
He was now the right hand of God, the one who would exact retribution most righteous upon those who had been so proud and petty, proud to think the almighty right to justice and judgement was theirs to wield for their own ends and petty to bay for blood in exchange for minor transgressions
Sorry, I didn't know you were a dirty prod with no morals.
But she's not your only friend. You don't like her. She's the only one you talk to maybe, but by the sounds of it, you certainly aren't friends.
>mix it with lemonade
tbf wasnt drinking that much last night at all
>How can you like someone that isn't funny?
Like I said, I'm the funny one. That's my area of expertise. We can't all be experts at everything and our personalities complement each other despite their differences.
Why does someone have to be funny for you to like them?
Not memeing either, what a fucking bore
2001 is pish too but not quite as bad
get a used one on eBay, something with at least an Ivy Bridge. I got an Elitebook 8470p for £150 with 8GB of RAM and a 120GB SSD, so you can probably get away with a used but almost new X1 Carbon or something like that
>tfw unironically live in a mansion in Hampstead
Tickles me to see /brit/ constantly slagging off London and to know that you'd all move to a beautiful upper-middle class leafy London suburb in a heartbeat if only you could afford it
No, I don't think you do. It's still a possibility not an actual, the event of its proof has not yet occurred. It is very likely to occur, but it has not yet. It could be one of NN Taleb's Black Swans yet.
Again, you don't know what exists means. You can't say "It doesn't exist" because you haven't seen it yet. You can say "We don't know if it exists" but you can't say "it doesn't exist". Lrn2english.
fuck me he's right
>not doing drugs
>drinking wine during the week and whiskey on weekends
What on earth did he mean by this?
>Mr Deputy Speaker,
>This morning I had meetings with ministerial colleagues and others, and in addition to my duties in this house I shall have further such meetings later today.
So what I was going to do is translate 'twat' to urdu as a joke. You know, because there are a lot of Pakis in the UK. Thing is, urdu doesn't have a word for "twat".
So let's pretend I did that and laugh as you would have
>there is some data that suggests there is a gap where he should exist
can't stop buying stupid shit I don't need in argos
ex's last words to me were 'its NOT normal to have 14 dishwashers in your bedroom, its just not' before tripping over an exercise ball
>pretty sure I heard some sort of cheap toy say 'Luke I am your father' when she hit the ground
I'm still here, haven't gone don't panic or get anxious. You need to start with what is an Event, what is it as a thing; an object or a process? Think about this, I need to start dinner but I will be here to help you.
Why the fuck does yank Netflix get episodes of shows months earlier than UK Netflix? Surely all they have to do is like press a button
>tfw still waiting on Fargo S2 when the yanks are already watching it
I imagine Reddit's divided nature makes it hard to get any real consensus or community spirit.
What point? Its surprising that a popular forum with a strange name is the first that comes up when you type in its name?
Ok the ovens on and warming up I have a min for you, have you thought about it yet? If you need some pointers start with Zizek's Event: Philosophy in Transit and as said you are going to need Taleb under your belt too.
I don't understand why all you lads don't try gay sex (or at least some cheeky oral) at least once. What if you like it? You could be fulfilled and not need to deal with women anymore. If you don't like it you could just never do it again.
> tfw you see a crumb sitting between the keys on your keyboard and you blow on it but instead of flying away it just goes under the one of the keys, to be stuck inside forever
>7.5 inch cock
bet I'd loads of clunge if I wasn't a virgin hahahaha
Same dimensions here lad
Truly the goldilocks dick, or so I hear
On most women you'll struggle to go balls deep
t. 6.5 x 5.5 and haven't finished growing yet
No I don't go on reddit. I've had gf's before but ALWAYS broke it off before sex, always hear stories about how dude's with 3-4 inch dicks don't satisfy girls and the fucking fear of that is just too much. Can't exactly go fucking club sluts either.
Thoughts on what? You said something retarded and instead of backing it up, you just went "I'm going to leave now for food, but do some reading". You're not very good at this lad.
>19 lib dumb
>24 literal commies
>vs 21 tories and 9 ukip
i thought reddit being full of pinkos was just a meme
My friend was complaining about his gf when we were at the pub yesterday.
He said she asks him to slap her and choke when they have sex and he's kind of creeped out by it.
Would it have been weird if I said that it sounds hot?
You are still replying mate, you probably dont even remember about what but nonetheless the planet, or lack thereof is still to be confirmed. If its not there, your argument is invalid, if it is I win because as I said the planet will have come into existence. Nice speaking to you but it really is time to cook and the oven is nice and toasty now.
Every meme and stereotype about Reddit I've so far discovered to be completely true
Work as a marketing analyst for a multinational bank, we're about to do an ad campaign in Korea and I convinced my boss to use Seolhyun from the kpop group AOA.
Now I just need to figure out how to meet her.
>J-just stop r-replying
>If I'm wrong, I'm still right and if you're right, it doesn't count
>I-I gotta go
I put on a lot of muscle, and I suppose I've been lax with cardio. It's weird, the only time I get a really rock hard erection these days is if I run a couple of miles earlier that day.
It all comes down to rights jewry. Bascially Netflix cares massively more about the American market so pump significantly more money into buying the rights to please the yanks.
We get the scraps and we are just to pay for the Champagne at the board meetings.
>mfw 2 years after launch our version still had less content than any other Netflix had on launch
Being female is practically a mental illness
Shitty overrated meme gender
Wanking hurts gains a lot.
I've all but stopped wanking when I started lifting.
My gym bros could guess with 100% accuracy whether I've had a wank that morning or not when we were lifting in the evening just by my performance.
Tried it. Made it about 3 steps and got snow in my boots, quit. It's up to my shins.