>mfw the best banter you guys can come up with about Canada

literally a non-country tbqh

a leaf

>>54020579
>lol mfw you can only banter us for the things worth bantering us for

stupid thread

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>mfw the best banter you guys can come up with about America is guns, non-whites, and obesity

lol

feel free to use this thread to brainstorm some new banter because so far you've got nothing pal

>>54020579
>MFW你們能拿出關於加拿大的楓葉,大麻,和亞洲人最好的戲謔
What? Lol.

we don't know your country to banter you with anything worthwhile

we are conflicted in our ignorance and since you are too lazy to enlighten us on your country we can only assume there is nothing unique about canada worthy of banter

>>54020727
>>54020595
>y-you're irrelevant but we make 800 threads a day because we can't get canada off our minds

okay starting to get somewhere

>>54020761
why did you make this one

>>54020761
people like you are exactly the reason people give you so much shit

>>54020579
Our entire national identity is based on not being America. We only say this because we're basically America. Sure, our institutions and politics are different, but regarding day to day life, you honestly couldn't tell if you were in either Canada or USA if you were dropped on a random town. I say this as a dual-citizen.

>>54020661
maple syrup is great

only old people hate pot

and Asians are cute

try harder

>>54020579
>A FUCKING LEAF

>>54020828
>can't laugh at himself

it's exactly this reason people will keep making fun of you
It's like you WANT to be bullied

>>54020761
>canada in charge of handling bantz
Exactly expected from America with a vagina: the country

>>54020579
You're literally just america

>canadians trying to be like straya

get some national identify you faggots.

>>54020714
What about:
>dumb americans
>muh freedums
>muh education
>muh healthcare

>>54020925
>u stupid
>u stupid
>u stupid
>too expensive for me, must be bad for you
top tier banter: simplified

>>54020727
I can't think of anything either, we're as bland as oatmeal

>>54020868
I literally made this thread for you to come up with more banter buddy, not to repeat old shit

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>>54020579
>Typing lowercase because he's not confident enough and wants to keep it playful and ironic

You're not even relevant enough for banter, only the big dogs can handle it.

>>54020981
I can't even believe someone can be so unaware of the environment he's in
We all give each other shit for the dumbest, lamest, easiest shit we can come up with, but to you this is like some serious issue that needs to be looked into in depth

I actually hate you. Not your country but you as a person.
Get over yourself you autistic faggot

>>54020714
Thanks for proving you still don't understand banter.

>>54021215
Thanks for replying.

>>54021055
what are you talking about, what does lowercase have to do with this?

whatever psychological analysis you're making, it doesn't translate to English

>>54021094
lol vegemite cuckstamp ching chong

but see, Australia has more than that, I want more too

>>54021264
No problem mate.

>>54021215
thanks for your useless reminder

>>54020579
>maple leaf, marijuana, and Asians

sounds pretty good actually

>>54021277
>but see, Australia has more than that, I want more too

with time more will come, maybe if you want more so badly you can give people more material yourself since you live there

>america's hat gets uppity and forgets its place

A FUCKING LEAF

AHHAHAHAHAHA...HOLY SHIT

LIKE...AHHAHAHAHHAA..WHAT...THE....FUCK.........A LEAF!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD....HAHHAHA....JESUS.....CHRIST....MOHAMMAD....(PEACE BE UPON HIM)......AN...ACTUAL....FUCKING....LEAF....ON.....A......FLAG....LIKE….LITERALLY….AN…ACTUAL……HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..”COUNTRY’S”….FLAG….WHAT….THE….ACTUAL….FUCK…..HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.....HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...OH GOD....I'M.....I'M DYING....HAAHAHAHHAHA....I CAN'T....I CAN'T BREATHE.....HAAAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!

LIKE….WHAT…LE…FUCK….HHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…A..FUCKING…..LEAF!!!!!.....OF….ALL…HAHAHHAHAHHA…THE….THINGS….A…….LEAF!!!!!!!...HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..WHAT……WERE…..THEY….THINKING!!!!!!!!

LMAOOOOO….JUST….FUCK….HAHAHHAHAHAHA….MY….FLAG…UP!!!!!!!!

>>54021342
lol you're America's little lapdog who jumps into whatever war America tells you to

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>>54020579

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Jesus Christ, learn how to take a joke and laugh at yourself.

>>54021422
>>54021342
shut up and clean under my arms

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>>54021277
>DERP i dont get it :P

Canadians, everyone

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>>54021422
>canada calling anyone else americas lapdog

>>54021456

Sorry sir, I can't bench that much mass.

>>54021338
alright

it gets cold, like -30 and lower

most of our land is uninhabitable, we all cuddle up to the American border

Alberta is literally Texas 2.0: this time with snow

I'm pretty sure feminazis were created in a lab somewhere in Canada, all the most infamous feminists are Canadian

you make fun of Americans going bankrupt from healthcare, you could say that Canadians die waiting for treatment or something

I'll try to think of more but yeah

>>54021422
i've got one

canada doesn't even have a space program and their only pride is a giant robotic arm that has their flag on it so no will will forget their insigniticant contribution

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>>54021714
>a fucking leaf

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>>54021714
>A FUCKING LEAF

>>54021725
see this is good banter

I always laugh when other Canadians talk about the Canadarm, because it's literally just an accessory to the American space shuttle

>>54021504
you guys went to Vietnam with them

>>54021789
but then uk and aus literally have less

>>54021829
that's because we are better allies than you

literally no idea why america even likes you

>>54021841
yeah I guess only Americans or Russians could use that one

>>54021920
you can suck their dick as much as you want but that's not how you earn respect dude

>>54022061
>because the canada approach has garnered so much respect

lol dude lmao, why aren't you just a part of america yet?

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>>54021714
Stop massing people on our border. You will never be strong enough to invade and burn down our capitol to recreate your only proud moment in history. Don't even think about it >:(

>>54022132
because they tried in 1812 and failed

and nowadays they don't care because 1. we're independent and 2. it's cheaper to trade with us than to invade

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>>54021714

AHHAHAHAHAHA...HOLY SHIT

LIKE...AHHAHAHAHHAA..WHAT...THE....FUCK.........A LEAF!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD....HAHHAHA....JESUS.....CHRIST....MOHAMMAD....(PEACE BE UPON HIM)......AN...ACTUAL....FUCKING....LEAF....ON.....A......FLAG....LIKE….LITERALLY….AN…ACTUAL……HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..”COUNTRY’S”….FLAG….WHAT….THE….ACTUAL….FUCK…..HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.....HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...OH GOD....I'M.....I'M DYING....HAAHAHAHHAHA....I CAN'T....I CAN'T BREATHE.....HAAAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!

LIKE….WHAT…LE…FUCK….HHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…A..FUCKING…..LEAF!!!!!.....OF….ALL…HAHAHHAHAHHA…THE….THINGS….A…….LEAF!!!!!!!...HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..WHAT……WERE…..THEY….THINKING!!!!!!!!

LMAOOOOO….JUST….FUCK….HAHAHHAHAHAHA….MY….FLAG…UP!!!!!!!!

>>54022271
lol nice leaf faggot

>>54022271
lol nice leaf faggot

>>54022337
thx, the syrup is great

>>54022463
do you pour syrup on your tiny chinese cock when you masturbate to leaf porn?

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>>54020579
>mfw the best flag you guys can come up with is a fucking leaf

>>54021714
HHAHAHAHAHA...HOLY MAPLE SYRUP AND DONUS

LIKE...AHHAHAHAHHAA..WHAT...THE....FUCK.........A MAPLE LEAF!!!!!!!!

OH MY POLAR BEARS AND ICE BRICK HOUSES....HAHHAHA....JUSTIN .....TRUDEAU....AND THE FOURTY THIEVES....(PEACE BE UPON THEM)......AN...ACTUAL....FUCKING.... MAPLE LEAF....ON.....A......FLAG....LIKE….LITERALLY….AN…ACTUAL.....HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..”COUNTRY’S”….FLAG….WHAT….THE….ACTUAL….FUCK…..HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.....HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...OH GOD....I'M.....I'M HAVING A STROKE....HAAHAHAHHAHA....I CAN'T....I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS.....HAAAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!

LIKE….WHAT…LE…FUCK….HHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…A..FUCKING…..MAPLE LEAF!!!!!.....OF….ALL…HAHAHHAHAHHA…THE….THINGS….A…….LEAF!!!!!!!...HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..WHAT……WERE…..THEY….APOLOGIZING FOR !!!!!!!!

LMAOOOOO….JUST….FUCK….BECAUSE I AM DYING HAHAHHAHAHAHA….….FUCKED…UP!!!!!!!!

>>54022569
better than a lying down black man here

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>>54020579
>so far you've got nothing bud
I'd rather have nothing than Chinks and niggers.

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>>54022560
yes

Asian leaf porn is my favourite

>>54022629
we don't have black people in Canada, only Asians

>>54022575
d-does no one like justin trudeau and the 40 thieves?

because they steal, get it
;_;

>>54020579
You elected a man because of his dad (and low-lying fruit to leftists) your economy is entirely reliant on oil exports, Anglo canda has no real culture of its own, it's literally just America. Your constitution has affirmative action, multiculturalism and apologizing to prairie niggers written into it. Your country is a joke.

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>>54020579
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/oct/22/canada-new-parliament-most-diverse-ever

http://english.alarabiya.net/en/special-reports/davos2016/2016/01/21/Trudeau-Syrian-refugees-are-Canada-s-economic-future.html

>>54020579

Is this your national anthem?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVEG793G3N4

Kek /int/ is just emulating the main culture of 4chan. Contrarianism. They can't handle that everyone loves Canada so they must hate it. Think of /v/ and popular games.

Don't forget what year it is OP

>>54023092
I voted for Trudeau, only Alberta is fucked if oil prices don't recover, Anglo Canada is bland I'll give you that, and we're a leftist America not just regular America

we also don't have freedom of speech, and someone yesterday was just found not guilty for his "Twitter harassment", the fact that it made it all the way to court is still laughable though http://www.thestar.com/news/crime/2016/01/22/verdict-in-alleged-harassment-of-toronto-feminists-could-change-the-twitterverse.html

canada isnt even a real country ur basically america except u have gay ass healthcare and milk in bags and shit lol

plus u have a leaf on ur flag how stupid is that

dude weed lmao

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>>54020579
>we can't banter Canadians anymore because our PM is from fucking Hamilton, CANADA
>our PM is CANADIAN
>a fucking leaf colony

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>>54020579
Your country is too irrelevant to brainstorm new banter for. I mean, half your population doesn't even live in Canada, they live at the fucking US border.