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Talk about shit

"One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I’ll never know."
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>>54018161
1st
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>>54018161
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CeXVZFpvy3
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Guess which part of America I'm from
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NZTPPbmuD8
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>>54020747
hawt 2bh
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I just wanted to listen to voices but since this thread is dead I may as well contribute
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xRXciYNRea
I usually see these type of threads get a lot of action. It's a bit weird.

>>54020747
I expected very nice ruski yet you sounded English to me. This put on?
>>54020875
Virginia?
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Good morning.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uWDRVi7QTD
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>>54022035
Shit do I really sound that southern? I'm from New Orleans we are supposed to have a New York accent.
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>>54022802
I have no idea. I have a friend from the north of virginia (if being north helps) and you sound exactly like him.
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>>54018161
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02Jbhtd6QmF
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snowwwwww
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>>54023156
>not wearing any gloves
you are just asking for a frostbite on your fingers like this Finn t b h:
>>53916918
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>>54023357
That looks really painful.
So glad I don't live in a cold ass place.
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>>54023156
>not making a snow angle
comon babs
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Is this thread still alive? Can I post a vocaroo?
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>>54023941
Yes
I like your accents
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>>54023941
gopher it
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>>54023984
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cfH2WaSw9M

>>54024015
What's that even mean
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Here's another Rodney Dangerfield-esque joke:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yFNNipEFUI
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>>54024180
Are you a trap?
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>>54024328
I refuse to answer such senseless questions!
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>>54024180
if you say "gopher it" out loud it should sound like "go for it"
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>>54022035
>This put on?
Wut?
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>>54023599

>snow angle

I guess he's not as obtuse as you, ayy? knees up
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>>54024399
Aaah.
Well that was so silly I could have never imagined.
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>>54024401
Do you intentionally put on an English accent?
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>>54024473
Nope, that's pretty much how I speak.
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>>54024525
Your accent and voice are really cool.
I'm a fan!
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>>54024180
how old are you,12?
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>>54024588
I'm 20 actually.
Soon I'll turn 21.
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>>54023599
>comon babs

>:(

https://streamable.com/e/34ks
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>>54018161
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RgoUKWJdPf
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Does anybody want a funny copypasta to read?
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>>54024865

Do you ever worry that your parents might one day log onto your computer and see images like "question anime girl.jpg"

That will get you an honour killing in Morocco, right?
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>>54024753
absolute madman
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>>54024865
I do.
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>>54024865

I'll give it a shot
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>>54024955
no we're not THAT durka durka thank god, anime will definitely not get you killed in Morocco
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>>54024865
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO BODY TEMP

(37.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

- ALPHA BRAIN
- SHROOMTECH
- KRILL & MCT OIL
- PRIMATE CARE PILLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] <---- HIT PLAY NIGGA

>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES
FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

- Joe Rogan, 2015


>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES

TRIPPING

- Brought to you by our sponsors SquareSpace

cue the hempforce mustard
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>>54025000
>>54025063
Okay, here is the copypasta (pic related).

You don't have to read all of it, just a part of it if you want.

I couldn't type it in this reply btw because it was too long.
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>>54018161
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i5LMe1u2xV

P-please rate. Is my accent very noticable?
For somereason it's so hard to hear how strong it it when listening to it myself.
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>>54025263
and btw, I won't rate your readings like the previous times, because I really suck at rating, I only want to listen to other people read funny copypastas, I'll let others rate your readings if that doesn't bother you.
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>>54025263
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LxtaDYwLHZ

I made it all the way to the first paragraph before I started losing my shit.
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>>54025320
nice voice germanon, your english is better than mine.
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>>54025263
>>54025263

Be honest with me, is this porn for you guys or something?

The allure of haram pork too much to handle? I bet it makes you sweat you hair north african shite
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>>54025320

First half sounded a little Chinesey, but it's alright. Better intonation than Nigel.
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>>54025320

10/10 accent, Hans.
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>>54024180
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09N3Hs2V46k
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>>54025515
Rude.
I'm not a tranny!
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>>54025502
>a little Chinesey

Where do you come up with this shit?
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>>54018161
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PArwnPJvxo eyy
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>>54025582
U N D E R A G E
N
D
E
R
A
G
E
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>>54025548
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r5MR5FmGKS
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>>54025263
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NDkw6ifbqF
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>>54025561

It was particular the way he said "morning", the R was off. It wasn't even like a hun's R either.
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>>54025712

Mate, he sounds very German. That is a very standard German speaking English accent.

T. Surrounded by Germans
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>>54025706
That wasn't a very funny joke.
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>>54025515
found the italian american. unfortunately.
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>>54025809

Ok. All that means is that every German sounds slightly Chinese. "hurr hurr aryan masterrace" all this time they're just Chinese.
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>>54025816
I'd be thankful If I were you. The average Spanish female sounds like an out of tune trumpet filled with iron filings. Easily in the top 10 ugliest accents ever
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Plz gib something to read
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>>54025668
http://vocaroo.com/i/s059OCLF0gaA
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>>54025978
T-thanks I guess
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>>54025816
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Vdr7xEit5W
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A reading from Fargo:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jZuc939Oyp
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>>54026017
You're right. All the girls I know are whores.
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>>54018161
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xt1eNtdTRH

>>54025263
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NQs7eoF3qf
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>>54025941

>every German sounds slightly Chinese.

Americans.
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>>54026220
>Australia
>attractive accent

H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E
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>>54026220
>Australia and New Zealand
>attractive accents
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>>54026296
I like australian accents. They're funny and kinda charming.
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>>54026220
>Aussies and kiwis
>attractive accent

they really aren't
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>>54025994
>what kind of fucking retard even leaves australia once they get in m8?

Because of the esteem that society holds "mad cunts" (read: ill educated arrogant fucks) such as yourself to. It's like a third world society coexisting in a first world nation. I actually went to Brisbane, Sydney and Melbourne during Christmas and nothing has changed. The UK may be infested with mohammedan fuckwits with poo coloured skin but at least it's not as fucked up as Australia.

>>54026328
>I like australian accents. They're funny and kinda charming.
That's how the dumb cunts get ya.
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>>54026017
Where are you living? What accent is it? It is soo fkin understandable.
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>>54026296
>>54026315
>>54026334

Lads, lads, a simple oversight. I'm sure prior to the pic I've been rather clear about bogan speak.
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>>54026469
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15nDMKo9s22
:^)
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Not all australians are bogans, friend.

#NotAllAussies
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>>54025263
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08MlkDizWBz
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>>54026458
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r9urra4ypu
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>>54026538
Are they Bogans on Neighbours too?
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>>54026600
Never watched that show to be honest
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>>54026534
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s15nDMKo9s22

When the fuck did I make that?!?
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>>54026577
Dont lie bustardo, your russian pronounce is far from beeng real russian.
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>>54018161
http://vocaroo.com/i/s096XviNgO4q
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>>54026672
Most likely a couple of months ago τbh.
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>>54026745
pretty good English pronunciation!

And I would probably not be able to tell where you came from with that accent (although I would assume America)
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>>54026534

topkek
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>>54026011
are you a grill then?, your voice sounds very acute
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>>54027406
Post Spanish.
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>>54027406
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d09pt35RGd
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>>54026847
Thanks, I've had different things being said about my accent so far
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http://www.bluffave.com/vocaroothread
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>>54027621
https://clyp.it/caoqklnt

>>54027835
Kek, got it
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>>54027835

He's trying to figure out whether to be ashamed of his arousal or just roll with it.
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>>54028316
I meant Spanish for people to read you shitposting Amerinigger.
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>>54028413
lol, it's the OP text translated to spanish
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>>54028374
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IEyBGKQKbQ
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>>54028413
La cucaracha, la cucaracha,
ya no puede caminar
porque no tiene, porque le falta
la patita principal
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>>54028316
>https://clyp.it

Love the link for surfing random uploads. Found this gem:
https://clyp.it/rg1m53lk
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>>54028555

10/10
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>>54028637
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MUMF3gyaJi
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>>54018161
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k1VvrTxlbJ
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>>54025450
/b/ 2016
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>>54028791
hahahahahhah
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>>54028845
>that sounds like some groucho marx kinda stuff
I'm not sure if you're a tumblr lesbian with blue hair or a short haired faggot who wears chequered t-shirts.

>>54028989
How did I do?
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>>54029043
8/10 2bh
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>>54029043
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01zvz856lVN
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>>54024180
can i fuck your boipucci?
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>>54028637

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CAagWpgSQY
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Anybody else try to ask questions like Jerry Seinfeld sometimes? The only way I can describe it is instead of raising the pitch in a different spot when asking a question. I tried to recreate it here http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AESYNWaCTQ
If anyone can find a scene where he asks a question like this please link to it.
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>>54029273
Certainly you can't be a lesbian, as I know lesbians never speaks with cock in mouth
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>>54029185
>mfw there are as many ugly girls itt as ugly boys
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>>54029440
Bretty nice
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>>54029730
Sorry I deleted my reply that you replied to cause I realized that I sounded very creepy ;_;
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>>54029701
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aqgtZz9gTX
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>>54029969

kek, it was alright.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yeGpywztVY

you all say pajamas wrong
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>>54030179
Sorry, dont take it close. What is your homestate?
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>>54030569

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mETg2jbPHK
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>>54025263
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KxSWqJz2yP
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>>54030756
Thanks for explaining. I should say this stereotype talking sounds much clearer than original one
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>>54025263
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bj6s3JmD6e
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>>54031123
*for me ofk
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>>54031123
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Vm4PiOUE4W
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>>54031318
Yes, you absolutely right, now it's sounds as clear as russian for me.
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>>54029969
Write some Latinized Arabic?

>>54031755
or Latinized Russian plz
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>>54031887
>Latinized Arabic
>Latinized Russian
sorry, i can only guess what it means,
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>>54032108
Russian but not Cyrillic/with the Latin Alphabet.
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>>54032177
Horosho, vot tebe russkiy na latinitse. Tolko ja ne mogu ponyat' pochemu ti nazivaesh ego latinoficirovannim? Ved' ispanci toshe pishut latinitsey.

Хopoшo, вoт тeбe pyccкий нa лaтиницe. Toлькo я нe мoгy пoнять пoчeмy ты нaзывaeшь eгo лaтинoфициpoвaнным? Beдь иcпaнцы тoжe пишyт нa лaтиницe.
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>>54032651
>пишyт [s]нa[/s] лaтиницe[b]й[/b]

Lel, what a shamfull stupidity i wrote (meaning the sense).
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>>54032651
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sug17zp8qQ
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>>54032651
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SMek2BULki
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>>54033079

>inb4 "are you diaspora?"
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>>54031887
Assalamou Alaikoum, Ana min Irelanda wa Ouhibbou Al Qadiba Al Mouannath

السلام عليكم، أنا من إرلاندا و أحب القضيب المؤنث

Hello, I am from Ireland and I love feminine penis
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>>54033079
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>>54033216
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1saV0g10jkh
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>>54033176
Things that never happened:
>inb4 babs doing >inb4
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>>54033035
Reb'AAta, ne stOit vskrIvat' 'Etu tEmu. Vii maladIje, shUtlivije, vam vs'o lEhko. 'Eto ne to. 'Eto ne chEkatilo i daszhE ne arhIvi spets slUshzb. S'Uda lUchshe ne lezt' !

Peбятa нe cтoит вcкpывaть этy тeмy. Bы мoлoдыe, шyтливыe, вaм вce лeгкo. Этo нe тo. Этo нe Чикaтилo и дaжe нe apхивы cпeцcлyжб. Cюдa лyчшe нe лeзть.

Cepьeзнo, любoй из вac бyдeт жaлeть. Лyчшe зaкpoйтe тeмy и зaбyдьтe чтo тyт пиcaлocь. Я впoлнe пoнимaю чтo дaнным cooбщeниeм вызoвy дoпoлнитeльный интepec, нo хoчy cpaзy пpeдocтepeчь пытливых - cтoп. Ocтaльныe пpocтo нe нaйдyт.
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>>54033624
I don't know what any of that means, but if that picture is anything to go by, I think you're being really fucking rude.
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>>54033424
it's very hard to Latinize Arabic because a lot of Arabic letters are missing from the Latin alphabet.

Here is how the Arabic phrase that I posted should sound like: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eMi8cxNyfI
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>>54033787
No, that's just a famous copypasta
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>>54018161

citing the great marx groucho.

nice.
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sing my anthem, guys!
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>>54032651
I think I botched the shit out of it

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cXSA7NPe1j
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>>54034516
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0beRyzVzI7B
Har dig, familj
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>>54026043
AHAHAHAHAH

Fugg too funny
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>>54035252
not this one, you twat!
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>>54035423
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KqgzWK4pqK
This one?
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I feel uptight on a Saturday night
Nine o'clock, the radio's the only light
I hear my song and it pulls me through
Comes on strong, tells me what I got to do, I got to

Get up, everybody's gonna move their feet
Get down, everybody's gonna leave their seat
You gotta lose your mind in Detroit rock city

Get up, everybody's gonna move their feet
Get down, everybody's gonna leave their seat

Getting late
I just can't wait
Ten o'clock and I know I gotta hit the road
First I drink, then I smoke
Start up the car, and I try to make the midnight show

Get up, everybody's gonna move their feet
Get down, everybody's gonna leave their seat

Movin' fast, doin' 95
Hit top speed but I'm still movin' much too slow
I feel so good, I'm so alive
I hear my song playin' on the radio, it goes

Get up, everybody's gonna move their feet
Get down, everybody's gonna leave their seat

Twelve o'clock, I gotta rock
There's a truck ahead, lights starin' at my eyes
Oh my God, no time to turn
I got to laugh 'cause I know I'm gonna die, why

Get up, everybody's gonna move their feet

Get up, everybody's gonna leave their seat
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>>54035824
Yep. But I don't want to hear it from a brazillian.
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>>54036270
That's why I didn't sing it ;)
By the way, if you want the others to sing it, you might as well post the lyrics, since hardly anyone will go out of their way to search for it.
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>>54036353
i'm lazy
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>>54028279

>tfw pierre's too normie for this now
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>>54033559

:^) kek
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Post Esperanto.
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>>54025000
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u3SA0k98DF
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sdOdHoyYoU
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>>54018161
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X0C3mzbP8M

Mic quality/10
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>>54032651

http://vocaroo.com/i/s08yQv6ymaNl
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>>54032651
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ute1tC19FP
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>>54033624
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zdCExfMJYt
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We're going to need more Slavic languages here
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>>54036235
Different accent for each section
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0T1ZC7UlJyF
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>bump
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