/brit/

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ANNA

just did a wank

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WOW HOLY SHIT CHRISTIANS BTFO

>>54015458
>fat with no ass
top zozzle

If you're good looking and don't have a gf then you probably have severe autism

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crayon pop

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>>54015477
>fat

lads http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bc3_1345975509

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When will Corbyn redistribute the GFs?

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>>54015472
>CHRISTIANS BTFO
>Yorkshire poster

You literally can't think of a single serious reason why we need multiculturalism

she stopped replying lads

>>54015574
>implying he won't deport straight white males to Israel to get bombed wth the jews

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Where am I lads?

>>54015555
seen this before desu that one guy gets fucking cooked. also noice quads m8

do you know Elton John?

>>54015510
You gay?

>>54015555
wew....

>>54015648
the UK

>>54015689
duh

>>54015356

Inflation has nothing to do with it.

Logically if poor people have more money then shops will raise prices because they can.

>>54015648
Could be literally anywhere. Fucking hell British towns are grim.

>>54015701
why did you ask then

>>54015728
This

>>54015657
no, are you?

Mistress Lorelei Lee is on fire like you've never seen before. She gives a full cavity search to a new intake of the Divine Bitches and he is NOT worthy. This puny dicked fucker is barely worthy of the humiliation she dishes out. She ties his dick up and makes herself cum over his throbbing cock and he tries to savor the last moment he will ever be this close to pussy.

>>54015747
Where in the UK, senpai

>>54015648
.:ANALYZING:.

hmm not sure
Wigan?

>>54015648
Why are British towns so depressing

>>54015648
Try asking a local.

>>54015648
Darlington

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>>54015715
>price rises have nothing to do with inflation

genius you la

>>54015784
FUCKING MADMAN

having a cheeky kebab

>>54015774
England

>>54015648
Wigan

>>54015785
looks fine to me desu

>>54015833
>>54015784

"You can crawl out from under the bed. My stud is gone. Were you wriggling around in your sissy panties all night while fucked me? Strip those panties off and let me see them. If I find one smear of sissy slime in your punishment panties, I'm going to make you swallow his massive cumload. Now strip, little miss cucky panties...""You can crawl out from under the bed. My stud is gone. Were you wriggling around in your sissy panties all night while fucked me? Strip those panties off and let me see them. If I find one smear of sissy slime in your punishment panties, I'm going to make you swallow his massive cumload. Now strip, little miss cucky panties..."

Got told to gas myself in greggs today lads

>>54015877
probably deserved it you heeb

"You better lose the attitude. Because I'm your new boss, bitch boy. If you want to keep your job, you can start begging me. On your knees. Yes, I am totally serious. In fact, I want you to get all the way under my desk and beg for your job -- while you lick the bottoms of my high heels. You heard me. NOW..."

everything lock arff

>>54015715
>Logically if poor people have more money then shops will raise prices because they can.

they can't

Have a vespa in my kitchen hahaha

>>54015877
tell us what happened lad

>>54015939
got told to gas myself in greggs

>>54015971
In greggs?

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GOAL - Norwich 4-5 Liverpool
Adam Lallana

reet

>>54015971
Gonna need more information than that, pal.

"Look at you. Drooling with your dick poking up in your pants as I get ready for a date. You make me laugh. Staring at my big tits, your dick throbbing as I bend over to gloss my lips. That desperation boner of yours is a pitiful sight. Because you're not getting anything tonight. It's ALL for him, none for you..."

>>54015984
jk it was in cooplands

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unironically my gf

rate

>>54016000
INSANITY

>>54015916
Shops can do what they like

>>54016000
UTTER MADNESS!!

you lads watching this livestream?
http://grassrootsout.co.uk/

>>54016020
cuck

>>54016039
3

>>54016000
i dont bleeeeeeeevit

Went to the maccy d's toilets for a piss and some lad in the cubicle was fucking shitting his guts out

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Sorry lads

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Ah, regrets. Well it's 1:30am and I made the mistake of going through my dating history. I met this American chick about two years ago.

Gather round.

>meet up at a pub on a cold night
>talk and talk and have a few drinks
>go for a walk in the nearby university
>she takes my hand while we're walking and rubs it to warm it up
>walk around until we end up sitting on a bench facing an oval
>it's cold, our breath clouds the air
>kiss
>snuggle
>memory gap
>walking down a main road with her
>feeling downhearted despite the night's events
>maybe I didn't feel a connection
>maybe I just felt hopeless
>we part ways, not sure if we kissed
>never call her again

>>54016088
dream on

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Which match do you think will be first on MOTD tonight lads?

wish i had watched that match

>>54016081
what a riot wew

>>54016039
*guesses the missing numbers in the filename and finds her profile*

When Kade meets Lexi in a bar and gets invited back to her place, he is delighted, another notch on his sexist bedpost. Little does he know that his philandering ways have fallen prey to a classic honey trap, laid by three of his past conquests, out for cruel revenge. Lexi persuades him to wear a blindfold and indulge in some kinky anal play, not realising that Annalieza is filming it all for a special tape to send to his work colleagues and family if he doesn't make reparation. Sidonia then enters and the 3 ex girlfriends proceed to humiliate and punish him, turning him into their newest pathetic male slave.

>>54016129
DID

>>54016127
Do you think I'm lying?

UNREAL GAME

HAHAHAHAHA

>>54016129
What colour shirt you reckon Gary will wear?

>>54016130
Entertaining game due to horrific defending from both teams

>>54016130
I have to post from my phone and can't stream

JUST

>>54016149
yes mr. wog

just had 2 packs of fridge raiders

Business idea: we call call each other blokes instead of lads

Divine Bitch: Maitresse Madeline

Slave: Zak Tyler

Zak Tyler finishes his Divine training by serving the Queen Bee. He's
paddled, whipped, blindfolded and humiliated. Madeline teases Zak with a set
of castration bands and endures tough CBT then a hard strap-on ass fucking.
Zak showed up that day thinking he was going to be able to fuck Madeline but
she had something else in mind. She does use his cock for her pleasure but
only after she slides a cock extending dick sheath on his pathetic little
prick so he can't feel a thing! Zak is subjected to a teasing foot job and a
raw milking orgasm then made to eat his own cum.

Closing assessment
.anal capabilities greatly expanded
.has true devotion
.high pain tolerance
.perfect candidate to serve at all BDSM events
. continue to explore training as a pleasure slave

>>54016129
Spurs 0-0 draw because Match of the Day is ABL

>>54016160
Light grey I think

Anyone have the match, fancy watching it

>>54016186
i prefer chaps, chap

we watching tmo tonight lads

>>54016256
sport

>>54016186
Chap is the superior term.

Got a new Ben Sherman shirt and blue jeans

>>54016306
FOY

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>wake up at 12
>gf texts me and says we need to speak
>"i think we should just be friends"
ayy lmao, time to play video games i-i guess

>Leicester 2 - 0 Stoke
>Crystal Palace 1 - 1 Spurs
>West Brom 0 - 0 Villa
>United 0 - 1 Southampton
>Watford 2 - 0 Newcastle
>Sunderland 0 - 1 Bournemouth
>West Ham 2 - 5 Man City

Lads help me, my parents are Bangladeshi immigrants (Dad been here since he was 8) and I was born and raised here. The thing is I feel patriotic and love my country and thinking of doing a thing with the RAF. The thing is that you lads seem 50/50 on whether or not I'm allowed to feel this way or even be here. I say I'm Muslim for appearances but I actually don't believe in the supernatural (heaven, Allah etc...) and think religion is gay tier if it helps.

I'm a member of the Labour uni society but that's only because it has more qt's. And I don't like girls with blonde hair.

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>>54016329
>getting friendzoned by your partner

alri geezers

“I am fed up with your disobedience and continual masturbating of that cock, you are going to be chained up, put in chastity and dragged over to the outside slave pit. I am going to put you in there to sleep and think about your behaviour, amongst the mud, nightlife and in the cold, it will give you time to think and repent your ways! Now, get over here.”

>>54016365
>The thing is I feel patriotic and love my country and thinking of doing a thing with the RAF
Good lad, go for it

>>54016365
Rasheed

>>54016366
obviously i'm not going to be friends with her, i just kinda stopped caring in the past couple of months. idk, i don't even feel that sad about it. in fact i'm kinda happy i have more time to enjoy the weekend. we've been together 3 years...or were together, rather.

>>54016329
tell her "i don't believe in friendship between men and women"

Wish my mate didnt fancy me

ruined our friendship 2bh wish he'd kept being bisexual to himself

degenerates

Remove any homosexuals from your inner circle

I am currently dying lads

>>54016365
>I actually don't believe in the supernatural
that's too bad sport
if you did you'd have a place in paradise
now you're just a shitskinned mud

>>54016441
>i'm not going to be friends with her
good lad, do what I did with my ex and block / delete her off everything.

https://youtu.be/2qpI49SuDTo
What a madman
Make these Aussies honorary brits

>>54016365
You sound fine tbqh. Interesting fact though, there are less Muslims in the UK armed forces than there are British Muslims in ISIS.

>>54016507
*removes you*

>>54015648
so where were you lad?

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>Drive 3 hours to pick up some fish
>Pay £5 ea
>One dies on the ride home

a too powerful ego is a prison from which a man must escape if he is to enjoy the world to it's fullest

>>54016568
>block / delete her off everything.
did that with my first ex too, this one i'm just gonna hide her shit since i don't think there's going to be any hard feelings down the line. she has some qt friends anyway.

>>54016593
Wigan

My gf friend zoned me years ago. I worked my way through it, and the very day I finally decided I was over her, she sent me a text trying to get back together. I did and it was the worst mistake of my life. We were together for another year but I regretted taking her back once we broke up for good

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>>54016594

>>54016632
i assume you meant to quote me >>54016329
i've been through something similar before m8, i know the ins and outs. that sucks, especially
>the very day I finally decided I was over her, she sent me a text trying to get back together.
never trust them hoes

>>54016627
wew I was right

>>54016594
Can't you pretty much traverse the whole UK in 3 hours?

>>54015648
behind the camera

>>54016609
bit gay

>>54016698

no

>>54016698
depends on traffic

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why is she so qt

>>54016698
How Long Does it Take to Drive From Southern England to Northern Scotland? Specifically, how long would it take to drive from Dover to the northernmost point on Scotland (John O’Groats)?

It was take about 13-14 hours, depending on the traffic you hit around the major cities. If you’re particularly hardy, you could certainly do it in a day – but it would probably be best to keep it to 2-3 days that way you can enjoy yourself and see most of the sites along the way.

>>54016698
traffic m8, it can be a bitch
and its about 16.5 hours if you wanna drive from Land's End (South West tip of Cornwall) to John O'Groats (North East tip of Scotland)

just finished a book

it was pretty good, 7.8/10

>>54016363
if I don't see the Southend game being mentioned I will scream

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zoee

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>tfw got a perfect thinspo SLP heroin chic twink body

>>54016765
>>54016807
Who is this uggo?

>>54016365
yeah mate you're briti-

>I'm a member of the Labour uni society

Rasheed

*imitates a black*
MAH HAIRLINE!!!!!!!!!!

flatemate is in the toilet playing loud music like i don't realise she is in there doing the biggest shit ever

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>>54016838
she is a 10

>>54016909
shes really not
ffs why do u spackers always have such plain """"waifus""

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S-8kIUuabA

if this kid ends up with millions of subscribers one day i'm going to kill myself

>>54016924
and yours is?

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>>54016924
zoe

>>54016576
That's fucking disgusting but I'm not surprised. I was always hoping that more and more of the younger generations of Muslims here in the UK would leave, but it seems like they are getting worse and worse and even more radicilised . makes no sense to me lad.

Worried about basic training if I did join the RAF though, I'd be doing training during uni holidays and afterwards go there for engineering. Not comfortable with shared showers and showing g the lads my cock

>>54016817
Same
10.5 stone at 6'3'' desu

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>>54016778
>>54016777
>>54016754
>>54016736
>his country can be crossed in HALF A DAY

>>54017019
rolling for based idris

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Anime

>>54017023
silence you filthy colonial

>>54017048
revolting

>>54017023
better than living in a continent thats uninhabitable bar the coast you cheeky colonial

>>54016844
The Conservative and Lib Uni Societies are dead and I wanted qt. They know I'm against EU and refugees and are annoyed but because I have melanin they don't get too angry.

>>54017023
>implying thats a bad thing

>dat Norwich huddle
>Liverpool don't do it anymore

Fucking JF players

>>54017012
6'0
8.5 stone

>>54017023
its kinda convenient i think, like, worst case scenario if my sisters in scotland and i'm in london and i need to meet her it's only gonna take like 6-7 hours driving max
fuck murica where you have to fly to different states

>>54016900
hope you installed a cheeky in-toilet camera la

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>>54016992
dont have one
maybe anri

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>>54017019
Peter Kay

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>>54016329
Stay strong brother

googled man united once now google is showing me every game fuxake

>>54017145
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

fuckinmg hell I need a bag to vomit in

I got some big racks right on me
I keep them big racks right on me

>>54017184
ok

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>>54016900
>girls who turn the tap on + play music in the bathroom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTZDeW1DpTY

Brand completely BTFO

>>54017145
>That haircut
Why do people do this?

uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss

>>54017195
the video for this made me wanna go down to the local building society haha

>>54017212
pastiche of south african white trash subculture

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remembering when i was 16 and optimistic lads

any good escorts in liverpool

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>>54017171
i'm doing alright man, thanks for the concern

>>54017267
sershlad

Wish my dad would bugger off so I could smoke weed

When did you realise you were ugly lads

>>54015412
https://youtu.be/HXLhmc7zW2Q

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>pastiche of south african white trash subculture

>>54017209
>I'd be scared that I'd become one ov em
>NAH NAH NAH

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our top lad dota 2 streamer is live
twitch tv /rime_

>>54016577
banter

>>54017209
MEYTT

ahaha purple hair shouting racist u cant make this up

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>joining a political party society for the girls

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>>54017019
Bredan Fraser doing a cockney accent

>>54017299
When I was 7.

>>54017342
I don't think you could join anything for the girls mate

>>54017299
i've still not accepted it
i'm still convinced that i'd be a good looking lad if i had a really low bodyfat % and straightened my teeth

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>>54017381
>fat brit with bad teeth
heh

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>>54017209
>this pleases the nigel

The Departed was such a bad film

how much gay is this general?

>>54017299
When I was about 9 or 10. I've come to terms with it now though and it doesn't hold me back too much anymore.

>>54017267
ur mum

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poo

>>54017079
literally such Rasheed tactics, vile

you can take the boy out of rapeladesh but you can't take the rapeladesh out the boy

>>54017438
Dicaprio has no bad films

>>54017299
about half way through first year of uni

>>54017209
https://twitter.com/GSElevator/status/596724267707985921

Birdman was a great film

>>54017438
Infernal Affairs is superior

just had some shin noodles now im eating a crunchie

>>54017424
nah i'm not fat i mean geting facial aesthetics from extreme low bodyfat like people on /fit/ always talk about
my teeth are somewhat fucked up though because the nhs never gave me braces reeeeeeeeee

I used to go visit my grandfather after school and he would be watching a British television show where fat people used to play darts and win prizes. They could win money too I think but most of the time they won a car or a television.

What was it?

>>54017535
Bullseye

>>54017514
agreed. fuckin loved it, the departed was good too but i think infernal affairs was just amazing

>>54017501
die

>>54017501
big fan of Ed Norton

>>54017528
who gives a fuck

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me and all my graduate friends who moved to london are struggling to make ends meet.

this isn't what i was promised when i became a student

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>>54017299
When I gained a semblance of self awareness at 16/17 years old
>>54017518
Eating garlic bread baguette, gonna have a cream sofa after

Important census lads, please answer honestly

http://strawpoll.me/6617319
http://strawpoll.me/6617319
http://strawpoll.me/6617319

>>54017501
Very good music desu

>>54017461
Be careful there mate, you'll get arrested by your own government.

lads can you suggest some modern war films like American Sniper and Hurt Locker

>>54017578
you obviously since you replied

just saw an old schoolfriend with his heavily pregnant fiance

she has a 5yr old son from another relationship

>>54017614
i mean about how you look
stop worrying

tell you what I wish I was mates with a few aussies their accents always sound so matey

>>54017611
Blackhawk down

>>54017611
Jarhead?

I don't think you are ugly.

>>54017619
it's "fiancée" you dumb prole

>>54017645
trailer looked crap

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>>54017579
>Why yes, I do think I will make a lot of money when I graduate. After all, those essays didn't write themselves!

>>27

>>54016623
>>54016568
>>54016441
There's really no point in doing that unless you're really hurt about the break up to be honest. You may not like them any more but you really have little to gain from just cutting off contact like that. It makes them think you're really hurt and you lose what may be a valuable friend one day, who knows, you may meet your next gf through them.

>>54017611
Three Kings.

>>54017674
>He hasn't seen Blackhawk Down
Do yourself a favour lad.

>>54017674
probably better than american sniper

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>Put my fish that survived in the tank
>They're all female
>Tank is all male
>All get instantly raped 30 seconds after being added

>>54017680
that's my thinking behind it, yeah.

>films set in the dark

Literally why

Before I watch a film I quickly skip through it, if its mostly dark then I just delete it straight away

>>54017743
like autists who only eat yellow food

>>54017680
Wouldn't someone really hurt beg to get back with them. It's alpha not to give a fuck about them and erase them.

>>54017726
h-hot

did you know that would happen?

>>54017611
There's a British one called Kajaki which is Bretty good. It's lower budget but i enjoyed it

What's the best colour scarf to go with a light grey wool jacket? I trust /brit/ has good fashion sense

Is Islam a religion of peace?

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>>54017787
>I trust /brit/ has good fashion sense

>>54017299
when I got fat and stopped looking after myself
around 20yo

I don't consider myself a write-off just yet

>>54017787
Black, navy blue or racing green.

>>54017757
Not really, that's exactly what someone heart broken would do. The alpha thing would be to not care and don't bother to delete them of any social media.

>>54017787
rainbow

>>54017787
Black.

>>54017787
scarfs are for women and poofs

>>54017585
>cream sofa

wot

>>54017836
>racing green
Based Austrian taste

>>54017674
>he hasn't seen BHD

EEEEEEERRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YOU CUNT

>>54017787
Black or navy blue

>>54017764
I'm breeding them so I expected them to fuck. I just didn't expect them to be raped by multiple males 30 seconds after being added.

They're thirsty as fuck

>>54017804
yes

it's not a peaceful religion though

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>>54017842
i wasn't heartbroken when I did it, i just removed her from everything, blocked her from everything, deleted her number and haven't looked back. i just accept she's no longer part of my life and have adjusted everything to be like that and shut her out
>>54017875
meant *SODA obviously

>>54017787
>>>/fa/

>>54017874
>scarfs
Off yourself chavscum

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>>54017679
a-at l-least i'm n-not a machine operator o-or manager a-at jjb

anyone watched the latest BLACKED? based august ames is in it

>>54017967
>SODA
FOY

>>54017787
bin the lot and get yourself a nice chequered shirt from asda x

black rorke down

>>54017967
If you weren't heartbroken then why make such an effort to never contact her again?

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>>54018025
What should I call it then? Cream ???
>>54018003
She has a horse face lmao

Young Thug 2bh

lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXvSn0YxjR8

Who /FourInaBed/ here?
Some cunts on there like

>>54018086
don't call it anything and don't drink the gunk you gonk

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why can't any of us leave /int/? What is so inherently fascinating about us being able to do the equivalent of scrawling messages on the internet's public bathroom stall doors to each other? It's like I am here trying to catch little tiny glimpses of international insight, but I constantly have to clean off poop stains from the freaks who come into the stall before me and smear their shit on the door. Yet here I am, nearly every day, with you people.

I have genuinely watched The Day After Tomorrow about 12 times

>>54018070
That's just how I operate.
>>54018120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGt_JGHYEO4
Translate this for me

>>54018213
>the equivalent of scrawling messages on the internet's public bathroom stall doors

hello reddit

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>You like movies, anon? it's Sundance.
what did he mean by this?

it's

ya boi skrtelpower

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>That's just how I operate.

just flew in first class from amsterdam, cost me £2500, didn't really seem worth it in retrospect

>>54018255
go fuck off back to /tv/ you rat

I can't remember any of the 90s despite being born in 1993

>>54018248

I've been on this board since 2010, i am not going back to fucking reddit

>tfw want to suck cock but too timid to go out and find a cock to suck

>>54018292
how autistic do you have to be to get so angry at such a simple little non-offensive post?

>>54018213
I only came here because the robot on /r9k/ was pissing me off

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>Ahh yes. *puts down mulled wine* 'tis a pleasure to post from the bodacious Italy whilst talking with my fellow refined gentlesirs about British culture on this humble imageboard

>>54017726

same principle as putting 1 million pakis in germany

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>>54015412

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>>54018328
>tfw want to get my cocked sucked by another man but too timid to go out and find someone

fucksake

>Fewer than half of London's population are white British

Reminder if someone here posts from London they're statistically more likely to be a paki than not.

>>54018417
explain how this is bad

>>54018356
There is literally nothing wrong with dolls.

>old friends who are in a place at the same time i am suggest we meet up, then ignore me on the day

this has happened 3 times in 3 different cities with 3 different people. why tell me you're available and then not respond or organise anything?

>>54018371
the meetup at new years was far more amusing

in 5 hours ill be with my oneitis, bit nervous lads hehe

I get really sleepy whenever I lie down even if I wasn't sleepy before. I don't think this was a case even a few years ago, when I could lie down in bed and read a book or watch a movie. Now I soon start dozing off no matter what.

Anyone else have this problem?

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>>54018417
I am from London and I am also of Irish descent so I am therefore white.

>>54018371
"5 pakis and a black" gets me every time

It is very easy to make people on /a/ angry

>>54018417
that's assuming that 4chan is a direct proportionate representation of the population of the UK, which it isnt, therefore jog on my son

what kind of braindead normie scum would go and see such a crap film
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqdDWZ-jOtM

>>54015412
I regret not having started working on my assignment (due Monday morning) last week.

I regret that tomorrow I will regret posting about it all Saturday instead of starting to work on it.

>>54018493

haven't seen mine for 8 months, probably never meet again, guess it's for the best

>>54018496
>Anyone else have this problem?
ye tbhfa

drink a coffee

>>54018611
does it get easier?

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so qt

some cunt stole my teapot from the cupboard lads

I wanted a cuppa you cunt

>>54018560
>braindead normie scum

u sort of answered ur own question m8

>>54018356
now this is the sort of fedoraposting I can get behind - good work

>>54018630
literally tranny simon from inbetweeners

>>54018630
Navy shoes would have been more qt

>>54018629

very slowly. it never really dies until she's replaced by a new obsession, but since I'm now NEET and never go out there's no new obsession candidates

>>54018635
>teapot

alri gran

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>>54018683
can't unsee

>>54018213
>why can't any of us leave /int/?
speak for yourself aspie

My gf is clinically depressed lads

difficult Tbh

>mfw my nan has magazines with cara in it
hiding my power level was never this hard

>>54018630
>qt
wew
e
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THERES ONLY ONE TYSON FURY

>>54018683
i dont see it

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I just want to be an obedient housewife and bear a good husband's children.

>>54018716
Now this is a feel I know

>>54018630
scouse bender out

who /syrian war/ here

>>54018739
You don't make her happy

>>54018739
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just took a killer selfie god damn im so fucking hot

>>54018772
Marry me.

>>54018818
She was depressed before we got together lad

>>54018213
fuck off yank

>3 yorkshire posters ITT
Mate

>>54018860
But I'm a man.

My arsehole neighbour is always in his back garden smoking DUDE WEED LMAO and I hate the smell.
Pretty sure he's cultivating it in his attic too.

How can I fuck with him?

>>54018739
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>>54018739
you cant make her happy and you cant change her
she will either kill herself, blame you for her problems, or cuck you and justify it with depression (or blame you)

got a load of really cool /fa/ photo ideas for instagram but got nobody to take them for me x

New
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>>54018905
call the police

>>54018889
>using reddit flags

mate

>>54018905
call rozzers

>>54018866
excuse me but im bullying you here

>>54018740
Tell your nan you have nothing better to do than wait until someone makes a new /brit/ thread on a Buddhist monk communication board, just so you can get the first post with a picture of your waifu attached.

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>>54018889
We /yorkshire/ now.