Mistress Lorelei Lee is on fire like you've never seen before. She gives a full cavity search to a new intake of the Divine Bitches and he is NOT worthy. This puny dicked fucker is barely worthy of the humiliation she dishes out. She ties his dick up and makes herself cum over his throbbing cock and he tries to savor the last moment he will ever be this close to pussy.
>price rises have nothing to do with inflation
genius you la
"You can crawl out from under the bed. My stud is gone. Were you wriggling around in your sissy panties all night while fucked me? Strip those panties off and let me see them. If I find one smear of sissy slime in your punishment panties, I'm going to make you swallow his massive cumload. Now strip, little miss cucky panties...""You can crawl out from under the bed. My stud is gone. Were you wriggling around in your sissy panties all night while fucked me? Strip those panties off and let me see them. If I find one smear of sissy slime in your punishment panties, I'm going to make you swallow his massive cumload. Now strip, little miss cucky panties..."
"You better lose the attitude. Because I'm your new boss, bitch boy. If you want to keep your job, you can start begging me. On your knees. Yes, I am totally serious. In fact, I want you to get all the way under my desk and beg for your job -- while you lick the bottoms of my high heels. You heard me. NOW..."
"Look at you. Drooling with your dick poking up in your pants as I get ready for a date. You make me laugh. Staring at my big tits, your dick throbbing as I bend over to gloss my lips. That desperation boner of yours is a pitiful sight. Because you're not getting anything tonight. It's ALL for him, none for you..."
Ah, regrets. Well it's 1:30am and I made the mistake of going through my dating history. I met this American chick about two years ago.
>meet up at a pub on a cold night
>talk and talk and have a few drinks
>go for a walk in the nearby university
>she takes my hand while we're walking and rubs it to warm it up
>walk around until we end up sitting on a bench facing an oval
>it's cold, our breath clouds the air
>walking down a main road with her
>feeling downhearted despite the night's events
>maybe I didn't feel a connection
>maybe I just felt hopeless
>we part ways, not sure if we kissed
>never call her again
Which match do you think will be first on MOTD tonight lads?
When Kade meets Lexi in a bar and gets invited back to her place, he is delighted, another notch on his sexist bedpost. Little does he know that his philandering ways have fallen prey to a classic honey trap, laid by three of his past conquests, out for cruel revenge. Lexi persuades him to wear a blindfold and indulge in some kinky anal play, not realising that Annalieza is filming it all for a special tape to send to his work colleagues and family if he doesn't make reparation. Sidonia then enters and the 3 ex girlfriends proceed to humiliate and punish him, turning him into their newest pathetic male slave.
Divine Bitch: Maitresse Madeline
Slave: Zak Tyler
Zak Tyler finishes his Divine training by serving the Queen Bee. He's
paddled, whipped, blindfolded and humiliated. Madeline teases Zak with a set
of castration bands and endures tough CBT then a hard strap-on ass fucking.
Zak showed up that day thinking he was going to be able to fuck Madeline but
she had something else in mind. She does use his cock for her pleasure but
only after she slides a cock extending dick sheath on his pathetic little
prick so he can't feel a thing! Zak is subjected to a teasing foot job and a
raw milking orgasm then made to eat his own cum.
.anal capabilities greatly expanded
.has true devotion
.high pain tolerance
.perfect candidate to serve at all BDSM events
. continue to explore training as a pleasure slave
>wake up at 12
>gf texts me and says we need to speak
>"i think we should just be friends"
ayy lmao, time to play video games i-i guess
Lads help me, my parents are Bangladeshi immigrants (Dad been here since he was 8) and I was born and raised here. The thing is I feel patriotic and love my country and thinking of doing a thing with the RAF. The thing is that you lads seem 50/50 on whether or not I'm allowed to feel this way or even be here. I say I'm Muslim for appearances but I actually don't believe in the supernatural (heaven, Allah etc...) and think religion is gay tier if it helps.
I'm a member of the Labour uni society but that's only because it has more qt's. And I don't like girls with blonde hair.
>getting friendzoned by your partner
“I am fed up with your disobedience and continual masturbating of that cock, you are going to be chained up, put in chastity and dragged over to the outside slave pit. I am going to put you in there to sleep and think about your behaviour, amongst the mud, nightlife and in the cold, it will give you time to think and repent your ways! Now, get over here.”
obviously i'm not going to be friends with her, i just kinda stopped caring in the past couple of months. idk, i don't even feel that sad about it. in fact i'm kinda happy i have more time to enjoy the weekend. we've been together 3 years...or were together, rather.
>Drive 3 hours to pick up some fish
>Pay £5 ea
>One dies on the ride home
>block / delete her off everything.
did that with my first ex too, this one i'm just gonna hide her shit since i don't think there's going to be any hard feelings down the line. she has some qt friends anyway.
My gf friend zoned me years ago. I worked my way through it, and the very day I finally decided I was over her, she sent me a text trying to get back together. I did and it was the worst mistake of my life. We were together for another year but I regretted taking her back once we broke up for good
i assume you meant to quote me >>54016329
i've been through something similar before m8, i know the ins and outs. that sucks, especially
>the very day I finally decided I was over her, she sent me a text trying to get back together.
never trust them hoes
How Long Does it Take to Drive From Southern England to Northern Scotland? Specifically, how long would it take to drive from Dover to the northernmost point on Scotland (John O’Groats)?
It was take about 13-14 hours, depending on the traffic you hit around the major cities. If you’re particularly hardy, you could certainly do it in a day – but it would probably be best to keep it to 2-3 days that way you can enjoy yourself and see most of the sites along the way.
>tfw got a perfect thinspo SLP heroin chic twink body
she is a 10
That's fucking disgusting but I'm not surprised. I was always hoping that more and more of the younger generations of Muslims here in the UK would leave, but it seems like they are getting worse and worse and even more radicilised . makes no sense to me lad.
Worried about basic training if I did join the RAF though, I'd be doing training during uni holidays and afterwards go there for engineering. Not comfortable with shared showers and showing g the lads my cock
>his country can be crossed in HALF A DAY
its kinda convenient i think, like, worst case scenario if my sisters in scotland and i'm in london and i need to meet her it's only gonna take like 6-7 hours driving max
fuck murica where you have to fly to different states
dont have one
>girls who turn the tap on + play music in the bathroom
i'm doing alright man, thanks for the concern
our top lad dota 2 streamer is live
twitch tv /rime_
>joining a political party society for the girls
Bredan Fraser doing a cockney accent
nah i'm not fat i mean geting facial aesthetics from extreme low bodyfat like people on /fit/ always talk about
my teeth are somewhat fucked up though because the nhs never gave me braces reeeeeeeeee
I used to go visit my grandfather after school and he would be watching a British television show where fat people used to play darts and win prizes. They could win money too I think but most of the time they won a car or a television.
What was it?
me and all my graduate friends who moved to london are struggling to make ends meet.
this isn't what i was promised when i became a student
When I gained a semblance of self awareness at 16/17 years old
Eating garlic bread baguette, gonna have a cream sofa after
>Why yes, I do think I will make a lot of money when I graduate. After all, those essays didn't write themselves!
There's really no point in doing that unless you're really hurt about the break up to be honest. You may not like them any more but you really have little to gain from just cutting off contact like that. It makes them think you're really hurt and you lose what may be a valuable friend one day, who knows, you may meet your next gf through them.
>Put my fish that survived in the tank
>They're all female
>Tank is all male
>All get instantly raped 30 seconds after being added
>I trust /brit/ has good fashion sense
i wasn't heartbroken when I did it, i just removed her from everything, blocked her from everything, deleted her number and haven't looked back. i just accept she's no longer part of my life and have adjusted everything to be like that and shut her out
meant *SODA obviously
a-at l-least i'm n-not a machine operator o-or manager a-at jjb
What should I call it then? Cream ???
She has a horse face lmao
why can't any of us leave /int/? What is so inherently fascinating about us being able to do the equivalent of scrawling messages on the internet's public bathroom stall doors to each other? It's like I am here trying to catch little tiny glimpses of international insight, but I constantly have to clean off poop stains from the freaks who come into the stall before me and smear their shit on the door. Yet here I am, nearly every day, with you people.
>You like movies, anon? it's Sundance.
what did he mean by this?
>Ahh yes. *puts down mulled wine* 'tis a pleasure to post from the bodacious Italy whilst talking with my fellow refined gentlesirs about British culture on this humble imageboard
>old friends who are in a place at the same time i am suggest we meet up, then ignore me on the day
this has happened 3 times in 3 different cities with 3 different people. why tell me you're available and then not respond or organise anything?
I get really sleepy whenever I lie down even if I wasn't sleepy before. I don't think this was a case even a few years ago, when I could lie down in bed and read a book or watch a movie. Now I soon start dozing off no matter what.
Anyone else have this problem?
I am from London and I am also of Irish descent so I am therefore white.
I regret not having started working on my assignment (due Monday morning) last week.
I regret that tomorrow I will regret posting about it all Saturday instead of starting to work on it.
I just want to be an obedient housewife and bear a good husband's children.
Tell your nan you have nothing better to do than wait until someone makes a new /brit/ thread on a Buddhist monk communication board, just so you can get the first post with a picture of your waifu attached.
this would just make him laugh, holy shit
he's smoking weed not dealing heroin
at worst he gets a formal caution, most likely the police will rock up, knock on his door, he won't answer, they'll take a statement from op and that will be the last thing that happens
This is the best kind of rape scene to fap to, which focuses on the trauma of the victim rather than being pornographic
my best friend was caught in a premier inn with 3g of weed after hotel security called the police. they did NOTHING to him other than confiscate it. no formal caution, no NOTHING. they even said, and i quote, "there's a park right there, no excuse to smoke indoors." the hotel staff kicked him out though.
>Lancashire have Richard III. Let's go get him back.
The fuck is wrong with you guys
I smoke weed all the time outside. Even on the off chance that somebody cares enough to phone the police, what are they going to do, rush over with a firearms and shoot me? They won't do anything, it's a waste of their time.