>You wake up >You are the average American (pic related)

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THIS IS NOT TRUE COKE YET AGAIN THEY TOOK MY FREEDOM AWAY

Be glad I don't live in a country where frozen maple syrup is considered a delicacy

have my pre-breakfast snack and my wake up diet coke

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Happy as fuck, for being a citizen of the most powerful country in the world.

>>54014468
Is that a man or a woman? Where they nipples at anyway

>>54014740

Good man, you get a scooter.

>>54014468
Thank god that I'm not Chang

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>>54014468
Clean muhself with a rag, then its a hard days work getting through 14000 calories a day

>>54014740
>Trilhões

Thats not even a portuguese number.
Fuck Off Proxy fag.

>>54015002
t. Barberto Alberosa

>>54015348
t. Kim Chang

>>54015390
t. Cцcкold

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>>54014966

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>This girl is american

How is that possible op?

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>>54015806
kek

>>54015563
t. James Milkbags

>>54014468
I'd do what she is doing.

>>54015807
Must be an immigrant of some sort.

All Americans who have lived there for over 10 years become obese.

>>54015807
ROASTIE

Vote for Trump to became great again

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>>54016116
The funny thing is that all her family is fat as fuck and she is the only skinny one and maybe she is skinny because she has a weird condition or something like that or maybe the rest of her family eats all her food and she is left to starve.

>>54016318
P O S T I T
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>>54016318
This, nasty as fuck nigga.

>>54014966
australians are this obese

>>54016646
She would be kind of cute if she wasn't a skeleton.

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>>54016318
>>54016688
>>54016705

Yall re a bunch of faggots

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>>54014468
Healthy at every size

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>>54016947
>>54016646
>>54015807
Spooped

>>54015807
2spookey

Get on a diet.

>>54017014
I AM beautiful.

>>54015807
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON

>>54015807
Someone ate her fat in order to absorb her strength. Think Highlander, but with obesity.

Get shot.

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>>54014468
take a selfie

>>54014468
who keeps feeding that thing

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>>54019137
oops that's my sister here's me

>>54014468
Lose weight. Start lifting. Eat better. Live out the actual American dream.

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>>54019274
>>54019137
You go girl! Here's my selfie ;)

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>>54019137
>>54019274
>>54019341
Ayy gurl you are beatifel :DD such woman wow <3
Fat pride worldwide

>tfw not that fat
Thank you. I come to /int/ to feel better about myself. :)

>>54014468
I'll try to go outside.
I will probably have an heart attack but even if I manage to survive it, I'll get shot directly after.
There's no hope.

>>54014468
>>54014966
>>54019274
>>54019341
why aren't these fat fucks put into an asylum when they are obviously mentally ill

>captcha is pictures of salad
L O L

>>54019341
LONDON
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>>54019520
Because Reagan de-funded our public mental health facilities. It's really sad that that people aren't getting the help they need, but, on the other hand, state mental asylums were supposedly worse than prisons.

>>54019341
HER LEGS. HER FUCKING LEGS. HOLY SHIT. THAT'S TERRIFYING. FUCK.

>>54019743
It look like her fat is melting and pulled down because of gravity.
I laughed so hard, how could one becomes like that ?

>>54019862
Mental illness or fucked up socialization. When yuros post shit about muh based confederacy and southern qts, this is what they're endorsing.

>>54014468
the fuck is even going on in this pic? are those chocolate bars?

>>54019997
But I mean physically.
Just going to the mall should burn enough calories. Or even if you go with a car, if you walk around the mall, it should be enough to not look like... That.

>>54020090
Why walk when you can use scooters?

>>54020090
Constantly eating high-calorie, low-nutrition, ubiquitous food. They've fucked up their body's ability to process food. Seriously, refined sugar is like a drug to these people who, ironically, are usually the types who totally oppose any kind of reform to our failed drug policy.

t. HWP pothead

>>54014966
lmfao

source on this shit please

also, if they're going to be as ugly as this shit, they might aswell shave their head and to paint their nails

>>54016947
This cant be real

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Why there are so many America threads today?

>>54020651
because you're so easy to bait

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>>54020651
Get your shit together, you make me ashamed I'm your first ally

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>>54020722
I suppose. Still don't see the allure, though.

>>54020779
don't ask me i don't like baiting people

>>54014468
Start school shooting

>>54021200
OP said American, not Chechen

>>54014468
Where did you get that from? source?

>>54021648
Nice maneuvering, cunt.

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>>54022821
Any time, Ivan.