[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

/cum/ - Canada, United States & Mexico

This is a blue board which means that it's for everybody (Safe For Work content only). If you see any adult content, please report it.

Thread replies: 318
Thread images: 93

File: 1.jpg (130KB, 630x317px) Image search: [Google]
1.jpg
130KB, 630x317px
Breakfast edition
>>
Do Americans brush their teeth before flossing or after?
>>
nth for don't bully!
>>
File: tokitsukaze.jpg (599KB, 1300x1235px) Image search: [Google]
tokitsukaze.jpg
599KB, 1300x1235px
About to have a consultation appointment with a qualified Sandwich Artist down at the local Subway office.
We'll be talking about sandwich archetypes and design and I'll be getting a handmade sandwich made personally just for me by said professional qualified Subway Sandwich Artist.

What kind of flavour palettes should I explore?
>>
>>54011939
nth for best state in the Union
>>
File: 1443553029985.jpg (60KB, 509x499px) Image search: [Google]
1443553029985.jpg
60KB, 509x499px
Soon, goyim
>>
File: o1R6F0B.gif (259KB, 425x658px) Image search: [Google]
o1R6F0B.gif
259KB, 425x658px
>>54012585
Morning, anon.
>>54012601
Pizza sub desu
>>
>>54012728
good morning

>>54012698
pls no
>>
File: 1449857986966.jpg (10KB, 217x198px) Image search: [Google]
1449857986966.jpg
10KB, 217x198px
>>54011939
>florida and carolina and kentuckyfags can't handle a little snow.

>>54012565
before
>>
>>54012601
>No American replies
Fuck you guys from now on I'll only be nice to mexibros.

>>54012728
Here's a complimentary (You)
>>
>>54012565
I usually do it afterwards, but sometimes I'll just floss whenever.

>>54012644
Certainly the strongest.
>>
>>54012601
Sorry family, I was enamored with your etching there. I always get an Italian sub (either Spicy Italian, Italian BMT, or Turkey Italiano) with lettuce, spinach, tomatoes, onions, and vinaigrette. Add black olives too, if that's your thing. Too salty for me.

Oh, and I get it on flatbread, but I suppose Italian herbs and cheeses is ideal.
>>
>>54012601
Get a spam sandwich.
>>
File: c00.png (128KB, 922x882px) Image search: [Google]
c00.png
128KB, 922x882px
does anyone have the justin trudeau country feels meme pic
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZPCusOjX58
>>
File: image.jpg (66KB, 604x482px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
66KB, 604x482px
>>
my eye hurts and i want to die
>>
Snow storm boys
>>
>>54015718
>tfw just cold enough for frosty breath and icey windows but no ice on the roads or storms to speak of
feels good
>>
>>54015772
Could feel better desu.
>>
>>54015816
Yes, I used to idolize cold countries and wanted jacket weather year-round, but now I am appreciating leisure wear and Texas summers more. Feels good being in a four season state though, that's for sure.
>>
File: Capture.png (27KB, 665x513px) Image search: [Google]
Capture.png
27KB, 665x513px
>>54015772
The comfiness is real
>>
>>54016111
Just a bit of snow would be nice every now and then at least.
>>
its still snowing
>>
>>54016396
>26 C
horrifying
>>
>>54012698

Will you visit us once again?
>>54013773
>>
>>54012565
You're supposed to brush first then floss.

I asked my dentist.
>>
How's everyone doing in the Blizzard? '

I still have power and heat and bourbon left so I'm OK.

Did anyone lose power?
>>
>>54016951
What blizzard?
>>
>better part of a foot overnight
>snow expected to continue all day
>got wood for the fire, slippers for my feet, food in the fridge, gas in the generator, and 784gb of anime on my backlog
Only way it could have been better is if it started coming down on Thursday and got me a day off from work.
>>
>>54012601
Subway is pretty shit desu. Go get some Pantera.
>>
>>54016951
no idea, I've been enjoying my mid 60°s southern california winter
stay mad east coast fags
>>
File: kkkfeel.png (53KB, 1060x1384px) Image search: [Google]
kkkfeel.png
53KB, 1060x1384px
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh7bH7Gaa7g
>>
>>54017771
>Pantera.
overpriced garbage

at least Subway is regular priced garbaged
>>
File: 1445769925947.jpg (123KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
1445769925947.jpg
123KB, 1920x1080px
>>54016474
rip anon
>>
>>54019256
A whole Italian combo at Pantera is $12. A footlong double meat, double cheese club costs $14 and is about as filling, and Subway doesn't have a rewards card that gets you free sandwiches.

Subway is shittier and more expensive.
>>
>>54016951
Round 2 never came so all that's left is tomorrow's melt off
>>
my cars tire burst on the ay to work
>>
Stop right now and ask yourself "Would Jesus be doing what I'm right now?"
if the answer is no then you should prolly stop, shitlord.
>>
>>54019562
>would Jesus be browsing /int/
Pretty sure they didn't have internet back then, so why haven't you left yet.
>>
>>54019637
I'm about to, goodbye
>>
File: eUn2vjF.png (23KB, 548x456px) Image search: [Google]
eUn2vjF.png
23KB, 548x456px
SUCH nice weather ahead of us buds

Looking forward to the warmth & fluffy snow
>>
I almost fucking died outside
>>
Had cottage cheese and a biscuit with honey for breakfast. Then I had some clementines.
>>
>tfw america is about russians beat immigrants.
https://youtu.be/zZiMF1dlUP8
>>
>>54019779
What happened?
>>
>>54019421
>$12
>$14

About double the cost of Subway
>>
File: 130810 (8).png (336KB, 828x363px) Image search: [Google]
130810 (8).png
336KB, 828x363px
>>54019758
We only get dry winters.
>>
>>54019887
Please send help to stop the chicanos
>>
>>54019892
Fell into a snowdrift
>>
>>54019779

Masshole here

You don't know snowdrifts
>>
Why do americans shut their schools when it's just snowing a little?
>>
>>54020506
in places where it doesn't snow very often yes, but not up north
>>
>>54020506

Because of schoolbuses and dropping off 100+ kids

Its a pain in the ass if there's a foot of snow on the ground
>>
>>54011939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAWl6YeCN_w
>>
>>54020689
Don't Americans take their children to school?
>>
>>54020910
haven't listened to this since it was released
>>
>>54021091
some do, some kids take the bus, and some kids walk/bike
>>
Eating leftover Chinese for breakfast
>>
>>54020376
I had one in Boston last year, 10 feet high. Was sick
>>
>>54021265
Its underrated tbqh
>>
File: 1106203.jpg (14KB, 200x185px) Image search: [Google]
1106203.jpg
14KB, 200x185px
>>54020689
Here kids walk or go with a public bus on their own starting from the first grade (couple first days parents usually go with them, but when the kids feel ready for it, they go alone)
>>
>>54016951
so far so good!
>>
>>54021429
Yeah, I just put it on and am enjoying it quite a bit.

There was too much hype to live up to upon it's initial release.
>>
>>54021532
Your flag looks like brazil honestly
>>
File: BY7cBgq.jpg (502KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
BY7cBgq.jpg
502KB, 1920x1080px
H E L P M E
>>
File: F-35 Russia sister.png (62KB, 247x408px) Image search: [Google]
F-35 Russia sister.png
62KB, 247x408px
>>54021587
I have no Idea whats going on

>>54021569
oh hey Morocco didn't get purged
>>
>>54021587
Warframe?
Your dude looks silly.
>>
This >>54021569
It looks like you're from the state of brazil
>>
File: F1891vm.png (83KB, 581x293px) Image search: [Google]
F1891vm.png
83KB, 581x293px
>>54021741
>>54021745
the chat, sorry i should have cropped it more

and yes i know i look dumb, i'm not ready to spend platinum on cosmetic stuff yet
>>
File: 1453560617796.png (74KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]
1453560617796.png
74KB, 300x300px
>>54021741
What purge?
>>
>>54021569
>>54021775
>A FUCKING DIAMOND
i like it though
>>
>>54021845
I thought they found out you were a hereitic
>>
>>54021794
wow
Also, is that a goat?
>>
File: 1438357229787.png (221KB, 409x409px) Image search: [Google]
1438357229787.png
221KB, 409x409px
who /blizzard/ here?
>>
File: KubrowBreedChesa.png (183KB, 540x380px) Image search: [Google]
KubrowBreedChesa.png
183KB, 540x380px
>>54021875
nope

they're called "kubrow"s and there is a bunch of customization you can do, and they follow you around and help you fight and pick up items for you
>>
>>54019931
A normal subway sandwich isn't a meal. Once you get them to put enough meat on that it's worth eating, that's what it costs.
I used to eat subway all the time, m8, they aren't as cheap as you think.
>>
File: 1453559187041.png (344KB, 340x523px) Image search: [Google]
1453559187041.png
344KB, 340x523px
>>54021865
I'm not a heretic though, I'm a good muslim who fears god
>>
File: isis-chan 7.jpg (40KB, 680x680px) Image search: [Google]
isis-chan 7.jpg
40KB, 680x680px
>>54022004
okie
>>
File: 1444952419953.png (109KB, 221x380px) Image search: [Google]
1444952419953.png
109KB, 221x380px
>>54022042
Is okie still here? I miss oklahoma
Im not a muslim btw
>>
File: cute (41).gif (401KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]
cute (41).gif
401KB, 500x281px
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj540Ds4_Os
>>
File: Kofuku gardening.png (3MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
Kofuku gardening.png
3MB, 1920x1080px
>>54022111
doesn't come as often I think
>>
File: 1444609300814.jpg (56KB, 546x490px) Image search: [Google]
1444609300814.jpg
56KB, 546x490px
>>54022151
Im not even going to complain about you still living there, I'm getting used to it
>>
>>54022151
https://soundcloud.com/ceuren/kirei
>>
File: cute (1184).jpg (368KB, 840x700px) Image search: [Google]
cute (1184).jpg
368KB, 840x700px
>>54022295
I want to complain about still living
>>
>>54022111
I see him in other threads but he doesn't come to /cum/ much.
>>
File: 1449576761154.png (33KB, 170x190px) Image search: [Google]
1449576761154.png
33KB, 170x190px
>>54022378
We have failed okie
>>
>>54022428
no tears. he's in a better place now.
>>
>>54016951
Already like 10 inches

Just happy I'm not Jersey
>>
>>54022462
anywhere but here
>>
>>54022344
post cutest cute
>>
>>54021443
Same thing here, mostly. With the younger kids (grade 1-5ish) their parents will usually walk them to the bus stop and wait with them, but that's as much for the opportunity to stand and chat with the other parents as it is to keep an eye on the kids.

It's just that trying to pick up all those kids and get them to school on time in the snow is a pain in the ass for the bus drivers.
My bus stop in middle school was at the base of a hill, but on snowy days the bus couldn't climb the hill from a stop, so after I got on they'd have to reverse about 400 feet back down the street so they'd have room to build speed. If there was anybody else on the road behind them, it'd take a good ten minutes.
Meanwhile the kids earlier on the route are bitching about having to get out twenty minutes earlier, while the parents of the kids picked up later are angry that their kids have to stand in the snow for fifteen minutes because the bus is late, and every so often a kid slips on the ice and their parents pitch a fit at the school board for making them go outside.
Then you get to school and some fucktard tries to put you down as tardy because the bus got to school twenty minutes into first period.

Half the time, the Scholls just don't even want to deal with it.
>>
Just had a wank thinking about having sex with my crush in the missionary position while holding hands and kissing her neck LADS haha

For the 29th time or so ha-ha

Ha-ha... :(
>>
File: cute (2910).jpg (98KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
cute (2910).jpg
98KB, 1280x720px
>>54022343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PK2GFmNwDw

>>54022502
I refuse
>>
>>54022768
Haha, that's fucked lad, haha
>>
File: 1449636261481.jpg (61KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
1449636261481.jpg
61KB, 1280x720px
>>54022824
You don't like me enough to show me cutest cute
>>
>>54022768
you kinky pervert~!
>>
>>54022768
just had a wank thinking about her as well lad
>>
would you take the pamphlet?
>>
File: cute (2300).jpg (421KB, 647x847px) Image search: [Google]
cute (2300).jpg
421KB, 647x847px
>>54022889
I'm too lazy to pick right now
maybe some day
>>
>>54023019
probably I'm bad at refusing people giving stuff to me
>>
>>54023019
yes because I would not want to feel rude but I would throw it in the trash once I got away from there
>>
>>54023019
only because he's rocking the double denim
>>
File: 193528-3x2-original.jpg (112KB, 900x600px) Image search: [Google]
193528-3x2-original.jpg
112KB, 900x600px
>>54023019

He looks kinda gay, but that's better than our muzzies who look like hobos.
>>
File: 1441617780016.jpg (117KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
1441617780016.jpg
117KB, 1280x720px
I thought it was supposed to stop snowing at 11 but its coming even harder now

the white frost from the witcher is here
>>
>>54023235
jealous 2bh
>>
having a bit of an erection lads and I'm unsure of what to do about it
>>
>mom started crying after she blew me this morning
Life is rough. get over it
>>
>>54024207
http://exhentai.org/s/cfd705175d/329171-1
>>
File: dead.jpg (93KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
dead.jpg
93KB, 1280x720px
time for work
>>
>>54024271
what am I going to do with a picture of a sad panda?
>>
>tfw semester started wednesday and I already have homework due

Fuck my life
>>
>>54024457
>I pay thousands of dollars to be treated like a child

kek
>>
File: P1100639.jpg (2MB, 2500x1822px) Image search: [Google]
P1100639.jpg
2MB, 2500x1822px
I'd kill for an american breakfast right now.
Gonna get myself something to eat.
>>
barak obama
>>
>>54012565
> flossing
>>
>>54024457
>not dropping out and getting a job

baka onii-senpai
>>
>>54024693
t. mexican intellectual
>>
cat just scratched my fucking hand as I was typing

banter
>>
>>54016951
I wanted to do shit today and I have to go in at 8 tomorrow to shovel out the ice rink I work at
>>
>>54024697
enjoy your bleeding gums
>>
>>54019758
Jets are shit
>>
>>54024879
I just have good teeth genes
>>
>watching a lesbian suck dick
>she mentions that this video will go up on reddit and get a bunch of upvotes
kek
>>
>>54012565
I floss when watching tv
>>
File: juoksuhaisulit.jpg (64KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]
juoksuhaisulit.jpg
64KB, 640x640px
SHIT POSTING
H
I
T

P
O
S
T
I
N
G
>>
>>54024824
i read books
>>
>>54025213
what type books do you like?
>>
Got my wifes kid tonight, might take him out to the movies. Anything good to watch?
>>
>>54024276
see ya bud
>>
File: 1447219248733.jpg (67KB, 441x411px) Image search: [Google]
1447219248733.jpg
67KB, 441x411px
>>54024913
>watching kikestick
>>
>>54022111
Jew?
>>
>>54023019
Sure, I'd be interested to know how they try to spin it.
>>
File: 1441429044364.jpg (53KB, 650x431px) Image search: [Google]
1441429044364.jpg
53KB, 650x431px
How are some people so funny? I'm trying to write some funny dialog for something I'm working on, but I just can't think of anything. I know some people who can immediately say the funniest things in any situation. I've been watching lots of funny movies and I can think of exactly why each joke they make is funny, but when I try to write something of my own, I just can't think of anything.
>>
>>54025786
>not winning the Stan Lee cup in over 20 years
>>
>>54025142
So do I. They were so good, in fact, that even though I brushed my teeth maybe 30 times between the ages of 10 and 18, I never got a cavity, while my sister brushed twice a day and still got two.

Then when I went to the dentist last year I learned that since my last appointment I'd jumped from zero cavities to eight.
FLOSS YOUR TEETH. BRUSH YOUR TEETH. PRAY TO YOUR TEETH, FOR THEY ARE FICKLE GODS AND THEIR SCORN IS TERRIBLE TO BEHOLD.
>>
File: image.png (767KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
image.png
767KB, 640x1136px
>>54024246
> not fucking her right in the pussy
>>
>>54025153
Link?
>>
>>54024457
>"COLLEGE IS HARD :("
>>
>>54025328
>>
>>54025911
>German heritage detected
Humor isn't something you think about, it just pops into your head. Just set that passage aside for a while and do other things, read things or watch videos for fun instead of studying the jokes. Eventually either something will come to you or you'll find a line you can lift wholesale.
>>
>>54025911

Maybe you're just trying too hard.
But honestly, humor is pretty subjective. I know people who laugh because of stuff like the big bang theory which I think is unfunny. On the otherhand I laugh in some situations where it might be inappropriate
>>
>>54026236
ayy
>>
>>54026277
>German heritage detected
I'm mostly Scottish.

>>54026372
>situations where it might be inappropriate
That's exactly what I'm going for, actually. I'm trying to write black humor.
>>
File: True+Cold+Steel.png (140KB, 308x498px) Image search: [Google]
True+Cold+Steel.png
140KB, 308x498px
>>54026426

I was laughing at some migrant child at the airport which ran against a glass wall and started to cry. But I sometimes can't controll myself and laugh at ugly people.
>>
>>54026721
>But I sometimes can't controll myself and laugh at ugly people.
is that why you always go into a laughing fit when you use the restroom?
>>
>>54026830

lel, actually I get mad there because I think I gained some weight eventhough I didn't.
>>
File: 1433753627449.png (154KB, 421x529px) Image search: [Google]
1433753627449.png
154KB, 421x529px
>mfw shaniqua crashed her nissan sentra trying to brave the 3 inches of snow to get her two piece from popeyes
>>
>>54027754
Shit is worth it dawg
>>
>>54025153
Post link
>>
>shoveling snow
>not just emptying a 10 gallon drum of antifreeze at the top of your driveway
Canadians are so fucking thick. It's called science you troglodytes.
>>
>>54028176
>antifreeze
>not dousing the snow in gasoline and lighting it on fire
>>
File: 1442810845330.jpg (22KB, 317x267px) Image search: [Google]
1442810845330.jpg
22KB, 317x267px
>>54028176
>>54028278
>shoveling snow
>''snow is fun''
>>
>>54028648
>being a pineapple italian
>>
>Canada
>Days since last mass shooting:
>0
>>
File: 1419373622097.gif (177KB, 360x240px) Image search: [Google]
1419373622097.gif
177KB, 360x240px
Evens I fap to 2D
Odds I fap to 3D
>>
vermont is the best state in the union
>>
File: 26.png (317KB, 600x637px) Image search: [Google]
26.png
317KB, 600x637px
>>54028648
>not being able to shovel your drive way
>not using a snowblower if you're that inactive

>>54029196
Good choice
>>
Holy shit it's raining out
What is this winter
>>
>there are people ITT who probably have never even tasted cum yet they post in /cum/ daily

fucking poser losers
>>
>>54029302
still i think snow in a city is 80% trouble maker more than a play ground
that's why i'm glad i don't get snow here but live near a mountain range so i can choose to play with snow
>>
File: baltcum2.jpg (241KB, 1100x648px) Image search: [Google]
baltcum2.jpg
241KB, 1100x648px
Ohio y'all, diplomat-san here. What the fuck do tacos even look like?

>>54027999
>>
>>54029687
>What the fuck do tacos even look like?
Like vaginas my estonian waifu
>>
>>54029667
The biggest danger is driving, which is only really bad during the first snowfall when everybody has forgotten how to drive in snow/don't have their winter tires ready like the morons they are.
After that it's usually fine until the snow melts and it looks like our streets were bombed because of all the potholes in them.
>>
File: 1451617278496.jpg (27KB, 208x200px) Image search: [Google]
1451617278496.jpg
27KB, 208x200px
>>54029864
>it looks like our streets were bombed because of all the potholes in them
now i can relate to that
>>
>>54029687
are you that qt submissive estonian girl I talked to awhile back?
>>
hahaha cum
>>
anyone else having trouble posting?
>>
File: gfs_363640_2_1.jpg (38KB, 960x544px) Image search: [Google]
gfs_363640_2_1.jpg
38KB, 960x544px
Hey, I've got a serious question to Americanos - are you guys gonna have a race war any time soon?
It's really starts to feel that way, lately.

Also, was that Smith's wife Oskar speech seen as a normal and appropriate thing to do by the masses?
>>
>>54030330
>are you guys gonna have a race war any time soon?
unfortunately no

>Also, was that Smith's wife Oskar speech seen as a normal and appropriate thing to do by the masses?
I don't know what you're talking about and I find it very creepy that you know more about current events in my country than I do.
>>
File: 1453399828544.png (283KB, 540x656px) Image search: [Google]
1453399828544.png
283KB, 540x656px
>>54030120
M-maybe.
>>
>>54030605
I will vote for you then
>>
File: 1346324501865.png (366KB, 417x500px) Image search: [Google]
1346324501865.png
366KB, 417x500px
>>54030632
Thank you for your vote, chap.
>>
Glad I drove home last night. I would hate to be stuck at work still in all this shit.
>>
File: 1453554610952.png (478KB, 650x650px) Image search: [Google]
1453554610952.png
478KB, 650x650px
So I went to my doctor for my chronic back and leg pain and he gave me hydrocodone (Vicodin) I have NEVVVER taken any narcotics in my life. took 25mg when i was supposed to take 5mg because 5 didn't do anything for me so i said fuck it, little did i know what i was in for

it's about an hour in and i feel......... good. no more body pain. it feels like a 100 blankets are being wrapped around me. my mood is enlightened. everything just feels good. not a single worry.

now i understand why drugs like these are so fucking addicting. It's literally TOO GOOD. but holy hell i feel so fucking good right now. just from 15mg. why couldn't' my doctor prescribe something else (inb4 Medicinal WEED LMAO)

now i'm gonna be hooked on these until my tolerance is so high that 50mg won't do anything to me. Fuck my life lads, but it's better without the back pain to be honest.

hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllyyyy it's literally a wave of pleasure or a constant orgasm. i hope you never have to take this ""medication"" it's pure fucking evil yet it's so fucking amazing at the same time. why would God invent the poppy plant for? what fucking good could come out of this WHAT
>>
this cold is making me feel like crap
>>
>>54031146
>took 25mg when i was supposed to take 5mg

WEW
LAD

Did you not know that drugs take a while to kick in?
>>
File: 1418726516556.webm (779KB, 422x586px) Image search: [Google]
1418726516556.webm
779KB, 422x586px
>>54031146
i feel you man
i used to be an addict

be fucking careful with those, since you got that euphoria, you should not take as much next time
>>
>>54031146
Make sure you don't drink while you're on them unless you want to die really early
>>
File: 1450391811855.png (111KB, 642x327px) Image search: [Google]
1450391811855.png
111KB, 642x327px
>He doesn't write his name in the snow during a blizzard
>he still uses the toilet
You best get outside before something awful happens
>>
File: snownigger.png (157KB, 690x440px) Image search: [Google]
snownigger.png
157KB, 690x440px
>>54031146
>>54031310
Literally what's the point? Did he create opiates as a trap to test our temptation or something? No wonder people die from this stuff. It is literally pure fucking joy. it's too fucking good for humans. I still cannot grasp how in the fuck it can make someone feel like that they're in heaven themselves.

I know, If i take a smaller dose tomorrow will i still get a painkilling effects just without the high. I don't care about the euphoria i just care about my back pain being gone

>>54031275
No. Never taken a pill in my life, believe it or not. Only smoked WEED lmao in which it took 5-10 miins to kick in. but i dont smoke anymore.

>>54031331
yes my american friend. They contain APAP when mixed with alcohol can cause liver failure. also mixed with the hydrocodone itself can put you in a coma or die due to slowed breathing i think.

The high is really fucking intense now guys, I feel like i'm vibrating but in a soft soothing kind of way. pure pleasure.
>>
File: 1444579012778.gif (12KB, 250x242px) Image search: [Google]
1444579012778.gif
12KB, 250x242px
>>54031537
>snow
give
>>
File: 1452061712276.jpg (71KB, 633x758px) Image search: [Google]
1452061712276.jpg
71KB, 633x758px
>>54031565
>that pic
>>
>>54031597

>jetstream stealing state complaining about not getting snow
>>
>>54031537

okay give me a minute
>>
File: 1443294870778.jpg (122KB, 710x423px) Image search: [Google]
1443294870778.jpg
122KB, 710x423px
>>54031597
What little I have left is mine and nobody elses
>>
i want more top gear
>>
>>54031565
It is pure bliss, like you said, you can't quantify it with words to someone who hasn't done it.

Please man, take a small dose and do it carefully, please
>>
>>54031719

When you're finished you could watch grip. It's the german rip off.
>>
File: 1431564117808.png (17KB, 500x300px) Image search: [Google]
1431564117808.png
17KB, 500x300px
>>54031657
>stealing
but we share sometimes its only fair we get some snow

>>54031698
what about just a little bit!

like half an inch

pls
>>
>>54031698
>>54031917

all the snow is mine
>>
>>54031565
I mean yeah its gonna fuck your liver up but having a couple beers magnifies it a fuckton. dont make a habit of it but ive never felt better than having a vicodin and a few beers.
>>
File: image.jpg (2MB, 2448x3264px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
2MB, 2448x3264px
It has been 2 hours since it was supposed to stop snowing; send help.
>>
>TFW you'll never experience snow

Need to move to the east coast desu... my brother wants me to move to Rhode Island, says he can get me a good job in the field I want to work in with his connections. Maybe I should, but my gf and all my friends are out here
>>
File: 1444784959460.gif (2MB, 425x481px) Image search: [Google]
1444784959460.gif
2MB, 425x481px
>>54031917
No
>>
>>54032080

I'm afraid the snow will cover your whole building
>>
File: 3850-180kdtu.png (123KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]
3850-180kdtu.png
123KB, 500x500px
>>54031795
thanks for your concern, anon. I'll be very fine. going to go to my doctor tomorrow to see if he can get me something weaker like T3's or something or tramadol

>>54032049
I wouldn't have the guts to do that anon. My friend took benzos and drank all the time. he was pretty fucked up and still is to this day desu.

>>54031614
sorry my southern friend. Snow is good for your health
>>
>>54032124
Don't. It is incredibly overrated. I had to walk to the store in this shit today because I ran out of food and my car can't move an inch.
>>
>>54031597
*gives snow*
>>
>>54030449
Will Smith's wife "boycotted" Oscar and gave a literal Black Panthers tier speech about how minorities should rally up

I'm glad it's not known though, that shit was pure cringe,I was afraid it was actually taken seriously in the states
>>
File: 1430820830350.jpg (179KB, 997x750px) Image search: [Google]
1430820830350.jpg
179KB, 997x750px
>>54032124
>>
File: 1449713336016.jpg (38KB, 594x446px) Image search: [Google]
1449713336016.jpg
38KB, 594x446px
>>54032223

t. Alberto Barbosa
>>
File: 1234321432.png (304KB, 472x470px) Image search: [Google]
1234321432.png
304KB, 472x470px
>>54032223
You should be ashamed of yourself Alberto Barbossa
>>
>>54032331

Le weed man triggers the fuck out of me
>>
>>54032209
That's the responsible thing to do anon
>>
File: image.png (274KB, 425x638px) Image search: [Google]
image.png
274KB, 425x638px
>>54032161
Well the blizzard is still going strong. All non emergency vehicles were told to get off the roads a few hours ago.
>>54032398
>>
>>54032223
Yeah. but snow seems so comfy, like rain with less excuse to go outside
>>
>>54032521

Why did the canadians elected him anyways?
>>
>>54032587

>not going outside in the rain
>>
>>54032223
its enjoyable if its not more than a couple inches
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8Ru8d0l_fU
>>
>>54032683
no other choice (well kinda)

NDP had Tom Mulcair, he is a literal communist. literally the bernie sanders of america. thinks canadians are entitled to their own money. DUDE FREE STUFF LMAO. would bring the most shitskins in out of all 3

harper was in office for too long, and the whole thing with Bill C-51 aka The canadian version of The Patriot Act, and he also sold us out to china and love Israel's cock.

weedman is a faggot too. flooding the country with more immigrants and refugees. loves feminism, diversity, tolerance, your typical liberal cuck. He also has no political experience. just because he commie dad ran the country and fucking ruined it. weedman was a drama teacher, and a fucking bar bouncer.

what would you pick?
>>
File: 1453576113728.png (94KB, 1219x900px) Image search: [Google]
1453576113728.png
94KB, 1219x900px
VOTE NORGE:
https://poal.me/g1yx97
https://poal.me/g1yx97
https://poal.me/g1yx97
https://poal.me/g1yx97
https://poal.me/g1yx97
>>
>>54033049

>yfwd/c/wdso
>>
>>54033049
I didn't.
>>
File: 1448551471384.jpg (102KB, 808x540px) Image search: [Google]
1448551471384.jpg
102KB, 808x540px
This is bizarre. This kind of weather in the north was a daily thing at this time of year, not really snowing hard but there's a good amount of inches and some ice. Yet here in TN busy roads are empty, stores are closed or no one is going in them, and it's so quiet outside.
>>
>>54033049
Where do I go to vote for /cum/?
>>
>>54032976

Pretty shitty situation uezs. Our elections will be similar I fear. I guess I'd have voted for the conservative party in your case.
>>
>>54033233
Please tell me you're booting Merkel out.
>>
File: image.jpg (54KB, 410x360px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
54KB, 410x360px
>>54033138
It's the same in NYC, spooky desu senpai. Also just checked and the snow is scheduled to end in 9 hours.
>>
>>54033271

I'm not making the mistake of voting CDU on the Bundeslevel again. I can't say what the others will do. The AfD, the party that's right and votable gained a little. In two weeks our carnival is starting in Northrhine Westfalia. Women will dress slutty, a lot of drunk people, big crowds and so on. If something will happen there, shit might escalate.
>>
>>54033542
I thought that got cancelled.
>>
>>54033336
Now's the perfect time to get comfy and be lazy all weekend, unless you need to go somewhere. Can't imagine walking through the aftermath without snowshoes, wouldn't bother at all if it iced over.
>>
>>54033577

No, you can't cancle carnival. Multiple days on multiple locations in different cities.
They'll try their best here to avoid something like new years eve, because our state has elections in 2017 too.
>>
>>54032223

thats why you ger a shovel
>>
File: 1444787398417.gif (28KB, 145x170px) Image search: [Google]
1444787398417.gif
28KB, 145x170px
>>54033808
>He doesn't wear heavy jackets and walk through his empty town pretending to be the last anon alive on the way to the grocery store.
>>
>>54032521

hope you have enough food
>>
should I go see Tortoise in concert, /cum/?
>>
>>54033808
That's exactly what I'm doing, pretty comfy right now.
>>54033974
Luckily I got my groceries earlier this week so I'm good.
>>
>>54034163

Never heard of them
>>
Any qt grills wanna be my gf?
>>
>>54034353

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WGb_9UW6EU
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFqCJfUKlls&feature=youtu.be
>>
>>54034355
>girls on /cum/
>>
>>54034386

how much are the tickets?
>>
>>54034646

$20 + tax
>>
>>54034696

and how long would the trip be
>>
howdy mates.
>>
File: 1448355502323.gif (344KB, 600x338px) Image search: [Google]
1448355502323.gif
344KB, 600x338px
>>54034355
I am a qt3.14 Ferguson gf lookin for my rich whitey
>>
>>54034355
Hey
>>
>>54034827
Morning turkbro
>>
How hard is it to get a house where any neighbours are out of visual range in your cunt?
>>
>>54034768

about an hour on public transit

>>54034827
sup turkbro
>>
>>54035164

I say yes then
>>
File: US Population density, 2010.png (1MB, 2468x1564px) Image search: [Google]
US Population density, 2010.png
1MB, 2468x1564px
>>54035144

not very
>>
>>54035269
>the west
>>
Good night
>>
>>54035350
Good Neich Germanbro
>>
>>54035350

night
>>
>>54035408
>hear on the radio about the blizzard situation
>NYC made travelling around temporarily illegal
>people WILL be arrested for driving

Can't make this shit up
>>
>>54035123
>>54035164

Fine. How are you ?
>>
>>54035504

Probably done to help the police and EMTs
>>
>>54035533
Work desu
>>
>>54035533

not doing anything
>>
File: 1433907261229.jpg (115KB, 1039x727px) Image search: [Google]
1433907261229.jpg
115KB, 1039x727px
>Just saw a Mexican pour valentina sauce in his bottle of mineral water
Is this shit normal?
>>
>>54035958

Nope
>>
>>54035958

whats valentina sauce?
>>
>>54036146
Google is your friend
>>
I talked with a black guy today
>>
>>54036378
You sure he wasn't just a southern Indian?
>>
>>54036378

india is world wide now
>>
File: 1443748613465.jpg (1004KB, 1000x1042px) Image search: [Google]
1443748613465.jpg
1004KB, 1000x1042px
>United States passports are property of the United States and must be returned to the US Government upon demand
>>
File: 1438399251262.jpg (149KB, 1348x1106px) Image search: [Google]
1438399251262.jpg
149KB, 1348x1106px
>get drunk last night
>check my youtube likes the next day
>6 new songs

drunk me has great taste
>>
>>54036491
>returning IDs

Fuck that, I've got a military ID from years ago when I was in HS, I'm 25 now and still use it for a discount at liquor stores. Shit expired when I turned 21 I think.
>>
>>54036378
are there many black people in India
>>
File: 1373705681937.jpg (117KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
1373705681937.jpg
117KB, 1280x720px
>>
>>54036615
questionmark
>>
>>54036620
anime lad ily
>>
File: 1453475612937.jpg (48KB, 372x630px) Image search: [Google]
1453475612937.jpg
48KB, 372x630px
Hello
>>
File: e.png (653KB, 902x720px) Image search: [Google]
e.png
653KB, 902x720px
>>54036668
>>
>>54025184
The world needs a Suomi cultural revolution.
>>
File: 14353412175457.png (433KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]
14353412175457.png
433KB, 1024x768px
its still snowing
>>
File: normals.png (353KB, 680x520px) Image search: [Google]
normals.png
353KB, 680x520px
>A derivative of the English adjective “normal,” the term “normie” first came into colloquial usage in the context of mental health-related discussions sometime in the mid-to-late 1990s, with its earliest known mention dating back to April 1996 on the personal website of James L. Drush, an addiction recovery counselor, in a web page[1] that explains the common characteristics of a “normie.”


Do you fit the description /cum/?
>>
>>54036833

lucky bastard
>>
>>54019791
Sounds lovely.
>>
Shit thread
>>
>>54036791
when the lad.jpg
>>
Going to the club tonight lads?
>>
>>54019887
Why do we fight when we are the same?
>>
>>54036458
He came here to take part in some sprinting race from different university. He asked for direction to a shop. It's been a strange year. A lot of strangers have been asking me for some or the other kind of help. Up until now it was the girls.
>>54036430
He had black people accent
>>54036615
They are growing in numbers. Them and Koreans. Though still negligible. But that's about regular India.
I live near my college so I get to see lot of transfer students from around the world
>>
File: 1437880345036.gif (899KB, 540x540px) Image search: [Google]
1437880345036.gif
899KB, 540x540px
>>54036969
>>
File: 1439414619492.png (3MB, 1444x1029px) Image search: [Google]
1439414619492.png
3MB, 1444x1029px
>>54016951
>14 inches outside
>still snowing
>haven't even begun shoveling the driveway
>have work tomorrow
>can't call out because I did that Friday
Kill me
>>
>people talking to Indian flag as if he is real Indian

>implying he is not CIA

Gas yourselves please.
>>
>>54037087
sayonara snufkin.jpg
>>
>>54036846
"normies" also don't make lists that thoroughly display autism
>>
Is anyone else from MS? Looking for some fishing/hunting buddies :3
>>
>>54037009

nope
>>
>>54037239
Sup man
>>
>>54037279
Where you at family
>>
File: 20160122_135652.png (106KB, 1075x422px) Image search: [Google]
20160122_135652.png
106KB, 1075x422px
>>54037125
CIA and lmm left forever
>>
>>54037125
the indian has posted anime
>>
>>54037326
Columbus what about you senpai?
>>
>>54036833
Enjoy.
>>
>>54037402
>believing people leave
>>
>>54037402
>January 21
He will be back, if he hasn't simply dropped the tripcode
>>
Just had a cheese steak for the first time. Thanks Philadelphia
>>
File: 578547986.jpg (82KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
578547986.jpg
82KB, 1280x720px
TELL THIS BITCH TO SHOVEL MY DRIVEWAY RIGHT NOW
>>
>>54037609
I'm waiting for my mom to finish cooking din din. I cant wait.
>>
>>54037425
The delta
>>
>ywn live in imperial America

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWh47J7Vnm4
>>
>>54037473
Nah he said he got a gf and is concentrating on school
>>
File: 1449112798055.jpg (174KB, 1437x908px) Image search: [Google]
1449112798055.jpg
174KB, 1437x908px
>tfw don't live with my parents anymore
>no more delicious homecooked meals every night
>but my own pad plus roommates to party with

It's a bittersweet feel
>>
>>54037650
>I'm waiting for my mom to finish cooking din din.
literally a dindu
>>
File: 3c074a0937fb05354d9374cf64d9559b.jpg (281KB, 900x1200px) Image search: [Google]
3c074a0937fb05354d9374cf64d9559b.jpg
281KB, 900x1200px
>>54037647
Don't bully the nice fairy,
>>
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/65229310/#65229891
>>
>>54037792
>he didn't learn his parent's recipes before leaving
>>
>>54037125
Don't give into hate turkbro~
>>
File: 654373574.jpg (64KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
654373574.jpg
64KB, 1280x720px
>>54037852
She caused all my pain though. This whole week has been terrible because of her.
>>
>>54037898

>dad can make some of the best stuffed peppers Ive ever had
>me, my mom, and my grandma have never been able to replicate it
>>
File: 1439733967372.png (73KB, 327x328px) Image search: [Google]
1439733967372.png
73KB, 327x328px
>>54037989
Fuck a snowman and pretend it's her.
>>
>>54038018
damn shame
>>
Swedecuck
>>
>>54038303
she's gone and i want it to stay that way, quit mentioning that piece of shit you stupid fucking autist
>>
File: 43675374.jpg (88KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
43675374.jpg
88KB, 1280x720px
>>54038053
>Snowman
It's sad that i think this but i wonder how many pussy leftist said that triggered them.
>>
>>54037239

no
>>
>>54038364
Dude go sit in snowbank and chill
>>
New
>>54038442
>>54038442
>>
Why do you hate her so much?
Thread posts: 318
Thread images: 93


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.