About to have a consultation appointment with a qualified Sandwich Artist down at the local Subway office.
We'll be talking about sandwich archetypes and design and I'll be getting a handmade sandwich made personally just for me by said professional qualified Subway Sandwich Artist.
What kind of flavour palettes should I explore?
>florida and carolina and kentuckyfags can't handle a little snow.
Sorry family, I was enamored with your etching there. I always get an Italian sub (either Spicy Italian, Italian BMT, or Turkey Italiano) with lettuce, spinach, tomatoes, onions, and vinaigrette. Add black olives too, if that's your thing. Too salty for me.
Oh, and I get it on flatbread, but I suppose Italian herbs and cheeses is ideal.
does anyone have the justin trudeau country feels meme pic
Yes, I used to idolize cold countries and wanted jacket weather year-round, but now I am appreciating leisure wear and Texas summers more. Feels good being in a four season state though, that's for sure.
>better part of a foot overnight
>snow expected to continue all day
>got wood for the fire, slippers for my feet, food in the fridge, gas in the generator, and 784gb of anime on my backlog
Only way it could have been better is if it started coming down on Thursday and got me a day off from work.
A whole Italian combo at Pantera is $12. A footlong double meat, double cheese club costs $14 and is about as filling, and Subway doesn't have a rewards card that gets you free sandwiches.
Subway is shittier and more expensive.
SUCH nice weather ahead of us buds
Looking forward to the warmth & fluffy snow
Here kids walk or go with a public bus on their own starting from the first grade (couple first days parents usually go with them, but when the kids feel ready for it, they go alone)
I have no Idea whats going on
oh hey Morocco didn't get purged
the chat, sorry i should have cropped it more
and yes i know i look dumb, i'm not ready to spend platinum on cosmetic stuff yet
Also, is that a goat?
they're called "kubrow"s and there is a bunch of customization you can do, and they follow you around and help you fight and pick up items for you
A normal subway sandwich isn't a meal. Once you get them to put enough meat on that it's worth eating, that's what it costs.
I used to eat subway all the time, m8, they aren't as cheap as you think.
I'm not a heretic though, I'm a good muslim who fears god
Is okie still here? I miss oklahoma
Im not a muslim btw
Im not even going to complain about you still living there, I'm getting used to it
Same thing here, mostly. With the younger kids (grade 1-5ish) their parents will usually walk them to the bus stop and wait with them, but that's as much for the opportunity to stand and chat with the other parents as it is to keep an eye on the kids.
It's just that trying to pick up all those kids and get them to school on time in the snow is a pain in the ass for the bus drivers.
My bus stop in middle school was at the base of a hill, but on snowy days the bus couldn't climb the hill from a stop, so after I got on they'd have to reverse about 400 feet back down the street so they'd have room to build speed. If there was anybody else on the road behind them, it'd take a good ten minutes.
Meanwhile the kids earlier on the route are bitching about having to get out twenty minutes earlier, while the parents of the kids picked up later are angry that their kids have to stand in the snow for fifteen minutes because the bus is late, and every so often a kid slips on the ice and their parents pitch a fit at the school board for making them go outside.
Then you get to school and some fucktard tries to put you down as tardy because the bus got to school twenty minutes into first period.
Half the time, the Scholls just don't even want to deal with it.
You don't like me enough to show me cutest cute
would you take the pamphlet?
I'm too lazy to pick right now
maybe some day
He looks kinda gay, but that's better than our muzzies who look like hobos.
I thought it was supposed to stop snowing at 11 but its coming even harder now
the white frost from the witcher is here
I'd kill for an american breakfast right now.
Gonna get myself something to eat.
How are some people so funny? I'm trying to write some funny dialog for something I'm working on, but I just can't think of anything. I know some people who can immediately say the funniest things in any situation. I've been watching lots of funny movies and I can think of exactly why each joke they make is funny, but when I try to write something of my own, I just can't think of anything.
So do I. They were so good, in fact, that even though I brushed my teeth maybe 30 times between the ages of 10 and 18, I never got a cavity, while my sister brushed twice a day and still got two.
Then when I went to the dentist last year I learned that since my last appointment I'd jumped from zero cavities to eight.
FLOSS YOUR TEETH. BRUSH YOUR TEETH. PRAY TO YOUR TEETH, FOR THEY ARE FICKLE GODS AND THEIR SCORN IS TERRIBLE TO BEHOLD.
>German heritage detected
Humor isn't something you think about, it just pops into your head. Just set that passage aside for a while and do other things, read things or watch videos for fun instead of studying the jokes. Eventually either something will come to you or you'll find a line you can lift wholesale.
Maybe you're just trying too hard.
But honestly, humor is pretty subjective. I know people who laugh because of stuff like the big bang theory which I think is unfunny. On the otherhand I laugh in some situations where it might be inappropriate
I was laughing at some migrant child at the airport which ran against a glass wall and started to cry. But I sometimes can't controll myself and laugh at ugly people.
>mfw shaniqua crashed her nissan sentra trying to brave the 3 inches of snow to get her two piece from popeyes
>''snow is fun''
>not being able to shovel your drive way
>not using a snowblower if you're that inactive
still i think snow in a city is 80% trouble maker more than a play ground
that's why i'm glad i don't get snow here but live near a mountain range so i can choose to play with snow
Ohio y'all, diplomat-san here. What the fuck do tacos even look like?
The biggest danger is driving, which is only really bad during the first snowfall when everybody has forgotten how to drive in snow/don't have their winter tires ready like the morons they are.
After that it's usually fine until the snow melts and it looks like our streets were bombed because of all the potholes in them.
>it looks like our streets were bombed because of all the potholes in them
now i can relate to that
Hey, I've got a serious question to Americanos - are you guys gonna have a race war any time soon?
It's really starts to feel that way, lately.
Also, was that Smith's wife Oskar speech seen as a normal and appropriate thing to do by the masses?
>are you guys gonna have a race war any time soon?
>Also, was that Smith's wife Oskar speech seen as a normal and appropriate thing to do by the masses?
I don't know what you're talking about and I find it very creepy that you know more about current events in my country than I do.
So I went to my doctor for my chronic back and leg pain and he gave me hydrocodone (Vicodin) I have NEVVVER taken any narcotics in my life. took 25mg when i was supposed to take 5mg because 5 didn't do anything for me so i said fuck it, little did i know what i was in for
it's about an hour in and i feel......... good. no more body pain. it feels like a 100 blankets are being wrapped around me. my mood is enlightened. everything just feels good. not a single worry.
now i understand why drugs like these are so fucking addicting. It's literally TOO GOOD. but holy hell i feel so fucking good right now. just from 15mg. why couldn't' my doctor prescribe something else (inb4 Medicinal WEED LMAO)
now i'm gonna be hooked on these until my tolerance is so high that 50mg won't do anything to me. Fuck my life lads, but it's better without the back pain to be honest.
hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllyyyy it's literally a wave of pleasure or a constant orgasm. i hope you never have to take this ""medication"" it's pure fucking evil yet it's so fucking amazing at the same time. why would God invent the poppy plant for? what fucking good could come out of this WHAT
i feel you man
i used to be an addict
be fucking careful with those, since you got that euphoria, you should not take as much next time
>He doesn't write his name in the snow during a blizzard
>he still uses the toilet
You best get outside before something awful happens
Literally what's the point? Did he create opiates as a trap to test our temptation or something? No wonder people die from this stuff. It is literally pure fucking joy. it's too fucking good for humans. I still cannot grasp how in the fuck it can make someone feel like that they're in heaven themselves.
I know, If i take a smaller dose tomorrow will i still get a painkilling effects just without the high. I don't care about the euphoria i just care about my back pain being gone
No. Never taken a pill in my life, believe it or not. Only smoked WEED lmao in which it took 5-10 miins to kick in. but i dont smoke anymore.
yes my american friend. They contain APAP when mixed with alcohol can cause liver failure. also mixed with the hydrocodone itself can put you in a coma or die due to slowed breathing i think.
The high is really fucking intense now guys, I feel like i'm vibrating but in a soft soothing kind of way. pure pleasure.
What little I have left is mine and nobody elses
but we share sometimes its only fair we get some snow
what about just a little bit!
like half an inch
I mean yeah its gonna fuck your liver up but having a couple beers magnifies it a fuckton. dont make a habit of it but ive never felt better than having a vicodin and a few beers.
It has been 2 hours since it was supposed to stop snowing; send help.
>TFW you'll never experience snow
Need to move to the east coast desu... my brother wants me to move to Rhode Island, says he can get me a good job in the field I want to work in with his connections. Maybe I should, but my gf and all my friends are out here
thanks for your concern, anon. I'll be very fine. going to go to my doctor tomorrow to see if he can get me something weaker like T3's or something or tramadol
I wouldn't have the guts to do that anon. My friend took benzos and drank all the time. he was pretty fucked up and still is to this day desu.
sorry my southern friend. Snow is good for your health
Will Smith's wife "boycotted" Oscar and gave a literal Black Panthers tier speech about how minorities should rally up
I'm glad it's not known though, that shit was pure cringe,I was afraid it was actually taken seriously in the states
You should be ashamed of yourself Alberto Barbossa
Well the blizzard is still going strong. All non emergency vehicles were told to get off the roads a few hours ago.
no other choice (well kinda)
NDP had Tom Mulcair, he is a literal communist. literally the bernie sanders of america. thinks canadians are entitled to their own money. DUDE FREE STUFF LMAO. would bring the most shitskins in out of all 3
harper was in office for too long, and the whole thing with Bill C-51 aka The canadian version of The Patriot Act, and he also sold us out to china and love Israel's cock.
weedman is a faggot too. flooding the country with more immigrants and refugees. loves feminism, diversity, tolerance, your typical liberal cuck. He also has no political experience. just because he commie dad ran the country and fucking ruined it. weedman was a drama teacher, and a fucking bar bouncer.
what would you pick?
This is bizarre. This kind of weather in the north was a daily thing at this time of year, not really snowing hard but there's a good amount of inches and some ice. Yet here in TN busy roads are empty, stores are closed or no one is going in them, and it's so quiet outside.
It's the same in NYC, spooky desu senpai. Also just checked and the snow is scheduled to end in 9 hours.
I'm not making the mistake of voting CDU on the Bundeslevel again. I can't say what the others will do. The AfD, the party that's right and votable gained a little. In two weeks our carnival is starting in Northrhine Westfalia. Women will dress slutty, a lot of drunk people, big crowds and so on. If something will happen there, shit might escalate.
Now's the perfect time to get comfy and be lazy all weekend, unless you need to go somewhere. Can't imagine walking through the aftermath without snowshoes, wouldn't bother at all if it iced over.
No, you can't cancle carnival. Multiple days on multiple locations in different cities.
They'll try their best here to avoid something like new years eve, because our state has elections in 2017 too.
>He doesn't wear heavy jackets and walk through his empty town pretending to be the last anon alive on the way to the grocery store.
I am a qt3.14 Ferguson gf lookin for my rich whitey
>Just saw a Mexican pour valentina sauce in his bottle of mineral water
Is this shit normal?
>United States passports are property of the United States and must be returned to the US Government upon demand
>get drunk last night
>check my youtube likes the next day
>6 new songs
drunk me has great taste
Fuck that, I've got a military ID from years ago when I was in HS, I'm 25 now and still use it for a discount at liquor stores. Shit expired when I turned 21 I think.
>A derivative of the English adjective “normal,” the term “normie” first came into colloquial usage in the context of mental health-related discussions sometime in the mid-to-late 1990s, with its earliest known mention dating back to April 1996 on the personal website of James L. Drush, an addiction recovery counselor, in a web page that explains the common characteristics of a “normie.”
Do you fit the description /cum/?
He came here to take part in some sprinting race from different university. He asked for direction to a shop. It's been a strange year. A lot of strangers have been asking me for some or the other kind of help. Up until now it was the girls.
He had black people accent
They are growing in numbers. Them and Koreans. Though still negligible. But that's about regular India.
I live near my college so I get to see lot of transfer students from around the world
>14 inches outside
>haven't even begun shoveling the driveway
>have work tomorrow
>can't call out because I did that Friday
>tfw don't live with my parents anymore
>no more delicious homecooked meals every night
>but my own pad plus roommates to party with
It's a bittersweet feel
Don't bully the nice fairy,
She caused all my pain though. This whole week has been terrible because of her.
It's sad that i think this but i wonder how many pussy leftist said that triggered them.