can Italians of /int/ make a better pizza than me?
Looks like someone jizzed cheese and then vommited on a pizza dough.
>mmm look how we cook our pizza in Italy
daily reminder that Italian "pizza" is so bad that it doesn't even get into the top 17.
I never tried to make it desu, I suggest you to cook it much more, also the ingredients (especially the tomato sauce) don't look exactly good, but I guess you can't find any better in UK
all this butthurt Brits can cook better than you
I bet most of you lads can't even make a coffee without your mum supervising you
k3k... anyways i love how this thread is the usual brit autist trying to """"bantz"""" italy but he cant even cook....awkward tbqh.
>You prove me wrong so you are butthurt
>wait wait let me use a strawman argument and a projection...that must shut you up
No wonder why the empire lost all his power
Pizza is easy to make
i laughed but then i realized
>we have no jobs too
Fish n chips are actually when the chimica kicks in.
But yeah most of it is weird as fuck
>eating beans at breakfast
German cuisine is far better tbqh... i oy like their teas
Ehhh... i wouldn't call anything made outside Italy pizza ... more like "this is supposed to be pizza".
I like how you make coffee tho... Starbucks is an awesome place... too bad there's none here
>Ehhh... i wouldn't call anything made outside Italy pizza
I get what you mean, the shit you guys have in Italy is way different than what I'm used too in the states
>is all pasta and cheese
No f a m... you should consider a gastronomic tour around Italy ... it would surprise you.
>mfw having spezzatino di cinghiale al vino for dinner
Just because 4chan tells you to hate something you aren't expected to do it... try it and then talk.
I ate deep dish chicago ... it was awesome ... lot of cheese and meat ... it was more like a pie tho not even pizza.
>the lack of variety in italian food (almost everything based on pasta and cheese
That's what i'd say if i only eaten Italian food in some foreign restaurants' chain. There's a shitton of meat, vegetables and fish-based dishes, varying from region to region.
Rate my pie
I once ate a pizza in a restaurant that was made by an italian miggrant family.
Best pizza I ever had.
The slight burn on the sides make it so crispy,giving it a perfect balance with the soft topping in the middle.
It's not like our cuisine is complex or something, you just have to get good quality ingredients and you can make a good dish, it doesn't matter if you're actually italian or not
MUH WATER FROM A CERTAIN WELL IN CENTRAL SICILY MAKES THE BEST DOUGH IN ALL OF EUROPE
I guess you consider pic related burned as well?
Yeah no. Open pie is from the north. Quish-like pies with eggs and cheese are a different story.
We never use neither sardines nor tuna or mackerel in this part of the country, what the fuck. Salmon or pike is classic for pies. Or expensive fish.
Here's classic zharentsa btw ::DDD
>asked to show PROOFS
>"uh..uh i..have it at my...ah yes at my parents ehehe j-just don't use cheap ingredients ok? i-i would know i'm ital...italian ha haaha...right?"
>Americans don't have pies
man what, lmao
That's English cuisine though. I'll have you know that British does not mean English. I myself am a pure Scot descendants of the Pits, not a single blood of anglonigger blood in me. Yes, das rite, and our cuisine is pretty based too, indeed we etc.etc.
>God you're so ignorant
>only response eurotrash can give when confronted by an american
>it's a margherita, you don't put any meat on it
>posts cucked food when the thread is about pizza
>and that's basil you uncultured swine
>more european "intellectualism"
are you a meme?
>time to start bombing russian cities
Yep. It's definitely a time.
>Doesn't know what he's talking about
>calls other people "cuck"
Back to your cage Pedro
>opinions about food.
Pic related is considered a culinary expert there, you can't have an opinion.
Let's not forget about HoboTraveler:
>goes to Treviso to try Italian pizza
>tries the first Italian pizzeria just outside the airport
>the place is run by chinks
>complains about price and quality of pizza
>says pizza in Italy is crap
Yes, Americans are that stupid.
>posting a pic of your own people.
You wanna make it really hard?
Put someone from the Ivory Coast next to an Italian and try and tell the difference.
>mfw the American President is whiter than an Italian.
>even remotely suggesting we are beta cucks aka white
now I'm mad
just made a traditional Napoli pizza,
feels good being italian american m8