can Italians of /int/ make a better pizza than me?

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>>54011640
Looks like someone jizzed cheese and then vommited on a pizza dough.

>>54011640
it's not cooked enough, too much mozzarella, if it even is mozzarella.

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>>54011640
its raw m8

>>54013020
>italians can't even tell mozzarella
also it's well cooked, unless you like it burnt

>>54011640
looks like shit

>>54013070
doesn't look like mozzarella di bufala to me, and it's too much regardless.
it's not cooked, it's too white.

>>54013070
nigga thats raw

>>54013130
>too white
There's no such thing.

>>54011640
I'm pretty sure.

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>>54013130
>>54013139
>mmm look how we cook our pizza in Italy

>>54013154
son
please

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>>54013189
see the difference?

>>54013189
Looks good m8.

>>54013130
>too much mozzarella
it was one ball of mozzarella, that is pretty standard I think

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>>54013189

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>>54011640
daily reminder that Italian "pizza" is so bad that it doesn't even get into the top 17.

>>54013227
it's slightly burned, has too much tomato, also you didn't even cook it so had to look for professional pictures on Google, kek

>>54013262
Look at that meme list.

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>>54013262
>for americans

>>54013294
>muh heritage

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>>54013262

>>54011640
I never tried to make it desu, I suggest you to cook it much more, also the ingredients (especially the tomato sauce) don't look exactly good, but I guess you can't find any better in UK

>>54013316
>muh hurt feelings, pls like my "pizza"

>>54013271
>england
>ever
>EVER having a say on how something should be cooked
>EVER

have you ever seen a pizza that didn't grow in your stomach because it wasn't cooked enough?

>>54013365
>muh hurt feelings, pls recognise muh las malvinas

>>54013271
fucking britons have no rights to talking food with french or italians. Go eat your fukin spam canns

>>54013394
No banter will your "pizza" good.

>>54013373
if a pizza has black on it the dough is burned, that's a fact, I wouldn't eat normal bread burned and the same applies to pizza bread

will make*

>>54013427
except that it's SUPPOSED TO BE or it will grow in your stomach

>>54013427
If pizza doesn't have black on the dough it means it wasn't cooked in a wood oven so you might as well eat a piece of shit, also known as british cuisine

>>54013427
then don't call that shit "pizza", call it something else

>>54013467
all bread grows in your stomach
>>54013468
>>54013477
sorry, I didn't realise burning your pizza was a big cultural thing in Italy, but the rest of the world has moved on

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>>54011640

>>54013527
Looks like you went backwards.

>>54013527
if by "the rest of the world" you mean england then no wonder your food is crap
even america understands that the crust is meant to be brown

>>54011640
That's horrible. .. are you fat?

>>54013262
Worst Korea what the fuck...

Captcha: pies

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>>54013572
You tell me

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>>54013570
>>54013572
>>54013621
all this butthurt Brits can cook better than you

I bet most of you lads can't even make a coffee without your mum supervising you

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>>54013621
k3k... anyways i love how this thread is the usual brit autist trying to """"bantz"""" italy but he cant even cook....awkward tbqh.

>>54013621
what the fuck greece and spain
how can people in greece and spain be THAT fat

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>>54013656
>this much argumentum ad hominem

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>>54013656
>You prove me wrong so you are butthurt
>wait wait let me use a strawman argument and a projection...that must shut you up
No wonder why the empire lost all his power

>>54013700
unemployment

>>54013675
it's inferiority complex, they have the worst food in europe

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>>54013675
Pizza is easy to make

>>54013700
greece is semipoor now, that means you can afford all the food you want but you have bad habits

>>54013700
mexican food :D

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>>54013731
i laughed but then i realized
>we have no jobs too

>>54013745
Fish n chips are actually when the chimica kicks in.
But yeah most of it is weird as fuck
>eating beans at breakfast
>haggis
German cuisine is far better tbqh... i oy like their teas

>>54013745
even I recognise italian food is better than french food. the only cons i could find it's maybe the lack of variety in italian food (almost everything based on pasta and cheese)

>>54013798
our unemployment rate is like 10%, similiar to France, and with all the unregistered jobs in the south it's probably lower

>>54013756
Ehhh... i wouldn't call anything made outside Italy pizza ... more like "this is supposed to be pizza".
I like how you make coffee tho... Starbucks is an awesome place... too bad there's none here

>>54013831
and tomato

>>54013841
i meant youth unemployment, but i hear that we're doing better now

>>54013745
Wrong.

Ireland, Iceland, Denmark, Netherlands, Germany, Sweden, Finland, Norway, Spain, everywhere in the Baltics, Ukraine, Belarus, Poland, Albania and Russia are far worse.

>>54013883
>I like how you make coffee tho... Starbucks is an awesome place
I've never been this triggered in my whole life

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>>54013883
>Ehhh... i wouldn't call anything made outside Italy pizza

I get what you mean, the shit you guys have in Italy is way different than what I'm used too in the states

>>54013922
i don't mind spanish food
that's a pretty thorough list though

>>54013262
>Sweden's most popular style is the kebab pizza.

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>>54013831
>is all pasta and cheese
No f a m... you should consider a gastronomic tour around Italy ... it would surprise you.
>mfw having spezzatino di cinghiale al vino for dinner

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>>54013883
>Starbucks is an awesome place

>>54013700
>Surprised about Grease and ASSpain being lardboats

t. hungry skeleton from burgerland

>>54013947
that's pizza al taglio though, a different kind than pizza al piatto, which is what you just call pizza.

>>54013961
Spanish food is like someone started drunk cooking French food, woke up the next day and tried to fix it by drowning it in hot oil.

Its offensively bad.

>>54013972
Only shitty pizzerias dont serve kebab pizza.

>>54013831
you have the best cheese tho

>>54013947
nanananaananana you seriously CANT eat that!

>>54014010
eh, i guess that i know only about paella
made here

>>54013939
>>54013975
Just because 4chan tells you to hate something you aren't expected to do it... try it and then talk.
>>54013947
I ate deep dish chicago ... it was awesome ... lot of cheese and meat ... it was more like a pie tho not even pizza.

>>54013973
this is true, there's a huge amount of very good regional food not based on pasta/cheese/tomato that is rather unknown outside of Italy or even the region they belong

>>54013947
whatthefuckisthisshit?

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>>54013831
>the lack of variety in italian food (almost everything based on pasta and cheese
That's what i'd say if i only eaten Italian food in some foreign restaurants' chain. There's a shitton of meat, vegetables and fish-based dishes, varying from region to region.

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>>54014073
like carbonara here in lazio

>>54013973
mi piacce i ragazze italiana

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>>54014071
Rate my pie

>>54014092
Italian ````food````

>>54014103
This desu ne

>>54014071
I dont even drink coffee, even if i did i wouldn't buy overpriced jew shit thats not even coffee.
I have some selfrespect.

I once ate a pizza in a restaurant that was made by an italian miggrant family.
Best pizza I ever had.
The slight burn on the sides make it so crispy,giving it a perfect balance with the soft topping in the middle.

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>>54014108
>carbonara
>unknown

>>54014071
>Just because 4chan tells you to hate something you aren't expected to do it
Oh, that's a relief, can i still insult starbucks now since i've tried it?

>>54013999
That's not even pizza al taglio, they're basically crostini.

>>54014108
we call it "Carbo" here, it's GOAT

An Italian will never admit a foreigner made a better Italian dish than them. Ever.

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What about Russian school pizza ? 20 rubles

>>54014108
Nah they know carbonara. .. here in lazio we have caldarroste for example or Abbacchio alla cacciatora... delicious

>>54014197
it's my favourite thing to eat when i'm really really hungry

>>54014200
this damnigger understands

>>54014152
Memes are awesome.

>>54014200
It's not like our cuisine is complex or something, you just have to get good quality ingredients and you can make a good dish, it doesn't matter if you're actually italian or not

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>>54011640
nice

my student pizza:

>>54014206
more like 20 pukes

>>54014222
wait
they don't know about muh caldarroste?

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>>54014200
because they dont

>>54014206
>>54014119
>>54013675
>>54013563
>>54013189
>>54011640

I think I just got bovel cancer

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>>54014273
MUH INGREDIENTS

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>>54014308

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>>54013563
not bed desu
>>54014276

shity camera...

>>54014325
>muh microingredients

>>54014325
>muh microcheeseries

>>54014325
Good ingredients won't save that overcooked pasta tho

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>>54014350
I-is that ti-tinfoil?

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>>54014383
>>54014397
>>54014404
MUH WATER FROM A CERTAIN WELL IN CENTRAL SICILY MAKES THE BEST DOUGH IN ALL OF EUROPE

The italians make the best pizza,deal with it.
I think it's the tomato that makes it superior
And the cheese
And the wood heated ovens

>>54014417
y...yes...

>>54014432
fuck off now i am hungry

>>54014206
>20 rubles
actually 38

oldfag

>>54014432
>WATER FROM A CERTAIN WELL IN CENTRAL SICILY
That's how you get ebola

Pizza al taglio is 10 times better than round pizza. Prove me wrong, fagets

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>>54014497
BUT MUH DOUGH

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>>54013271
>slightly burned
I guess you consider pic related burned as well?

>>54013070
He meant Actual mozzarella.

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>>54014497

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>>54013922
>austrian food

>>54014705
>He doesn't like Wienerschnitzel mit pommes

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>>54014737
>deep fried shit

>>54014933
>Daish eat pighead and mud

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>>54013922
this nigga mocking finnish food?

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>>54013262
>Moscow-style
Yeah no. Open pie is from the north. Quish-like pies with eggs and cheese are a different story.

We never use neither sardines nor tuna or mackerel in this part of the country, what the fuck. Salmon or pike is classic for pies. Or expensive fish.

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>>54014997
Here's classic zharentsa btw ::DDD
>British cuisine
>Nordic cuisine

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>>54014963
>he doesn't like pork cheeks

>>54011640
I once made pizza
my friend asked what kind of sushi it was

>>54013922
Fuck off, nazi, we have 100% normal boring food.

this thread inspired me to make a pizza for tonight using my PIZZA STONE

>bickering about who makes the best pizza like a bunch of old women
>europeans

>>54016303
You guys bicker about the best fastfood chain
How is that any different/better?

>>54011640
*looks at flag*
Yup, even if I was blind and without a tongue I'm pretty sure I could.

>>54016374
Give me recipe for dough and tomato sauce plse

>>54016355
It's not he's just bantering

>>54016355
jack in the box is the best I'll kill you

>>54016443
I find KFC rather good.

>>54016422
Don't have it on me m8, I usually use my mom's recipe at my parents.
But ultimately you should use good quality ingredients, don't be cheap when you make it.

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>>54013262
>Americans call pizzas "pies"

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>>54017271
What does this look like to you

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>>54013262
>Mental Floss

>>54017312
A pizza with a ridiculously thick base.

Pies are made with pastry.

>>54014092
focaccia
>>54013947
That's not acutally pizza, even though it might be sold as such

>>54017425
>autism

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>>54017557
look at dis sick pizza my man

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>>54013262
>a list about pizzas
>pies
Damn

>>54016747
>talking big
>asked to show PROOFS
>"uh..uh i..have it at my...ah yes at my parents ehehe j-just don't use cheap ingredients ok? i-i would know i'm ital...italian ha haaha...right?"

get lost

>>54017271
Americans don't have pies so it's understandable that they would be confused.

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>>54018027
>Americans don't have pies

man what, lmao

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>>54017913
>PROOFS
Hello Ivan!

>>54013972

Pretty sure that goes for our thoroughly unkucked neighbor Finland as well, lad, so for once the YESmeme doesn't really apply.

>>54014521
I honestly think the most meme fight is shape pizza fight.

>>54018069
Of all the american decent oiew you could have post youndecide to post that shit. Why?

>>54018599
Try typing that out in English next time so we can understand you

>>54018069
those are not pies, they're pastries

>>54019543
Pies can be pastries too

Like Pies in general can be a lot of things, sweet, savory, etc

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>>54011640
> British cuisine

>>54019943
That's English cuisine though. I'll have you know that British does not mean English. I myself am a pure Scot descendants of the Pits, not a single blood of anglonigger blood in me. Yes, das rite, and our cuisine is pretty based too, indeed we etc.etc.

>>54020070
neither does scot mean english

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>>54013972

>>54013373
>>54013409
Be careful when insulting British cuisine, it may not be the tastiest but there's a reason why their ladies have the largest chest in Europe.

Best thing I've ever eaten was pizza in Rome. You have no chance of making a better pizza.

>>54013262
>No New York
>No Chicago
>Literally putting peas on a pizza

Bait list.

>>54013227
>see the difference?
>no meat
>sprig of lettuce
what are you, a fag?

>>54020587
God you're so ignorant
it's a margherita, you don't put any meat on it
and that's basil you uncultured swine

>>54019943
>hating stargazy pie
JFs confuse the life out of me sometimes

>>54020677
>God you're so ignorant
>only response eurotrash can give when confronted by an american

>it's a margherita, you don't put any meat on it
>posts cucked food when the thread is about pizza

>and that's basil you uncultured swine
>more european "intellectualism"

are you a meme?

>>54013922
You're missing OP's point, tho, as so many others ITT.

The brit is actually trying to ask whether the italions here on /int/ can match his pizza themselves - personally.

>>54021147
Can you suck my warhead, please?

>>54015091
Kinda "baltic pizza"?

>>54021502
>Can you suck my warhead, please?
time to start bombing russian cities. should we hit moscow first or st petersberg?

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>>54021147
>american education

>>54021147
Is it true that in the USA if you don't smile at other people you meet in the street, you're not considered normal?

>>54021656
More like White Sea pizza.

>>54021893
>american education
>yet again another eurocuck response with no substance
you literally are a meme. how much cuck does a guido cuck cuck if a guido could cuck a cuck

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>>54021839
>time to start bombing russian cities
Yep. It's definitely a time.

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>>54022537
>Doesn't know what he's talking about
>calls other people "cuck"
Back to your cage Pedro

>>54013271
> Being this faggy

>>54022862
Why do you even try to discuss with ameridumbs?
They can't cook and they're OK with it

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>>54013262
>american
>opinions about food.

Pic related is considered a culinary expert there, you can't have an opinion.

>>54023619
Let's not forget about HoboTraveler:
>goes to Treviso to try Italian pizza
>tries the first Italian pizzeria just outside the airport
>the place is run by chinks
>complains about price and quality of pizza
>says pizza in Italy is crap
Yes, Americans are that stupid.
https://youtu.be/W61UhzLJMYQ

>>54024004
>2700 views
Sounds like someone worth listening to

>>54024004
I thought Pizza in Venice is generally shit

>>54011640
Shit pizza.

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>Argentinians are replying itt right now

Italian Pizza SUCKS.
That's why it's been changed for the BETTER all over the world.

>>54013262
There is literally no such thing as an Australian breakfast pizza.

>>54024957
I've also never seen or even heard of "California style" pizza.
And I've lived all over the state.

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>>54024876

>>54025125
Toppest of kek

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>>54025125
>posting a pic of your own people.
C'mon Ireland.

>>54025365
>can't distinguish between Ireland and Ivory Coast
americans everyone

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>>54025426
You wanna make it really hard?
Put someone from the Ivory Coast next to an Italian and try and tell the difference.

>>54025594
Easy: one looks like the american president, the other doesn't.

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>>54025630
>mfw the American President is whiter than an Italian.

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>>54025685
>even remotely suggesting we are beta cucks aka white
now I'm mad

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>>54025630
R E K T
E
K
T

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>>54011640
just made a traditional Napoli pizza,
feels good being italian american m8

>>54013262
I used to make myself some FlammKuchen, with premade dough. Shit is so cash.

>>54011640
I couldn't

also, fuck my obnoxious, entitled fellow countrymen

I'd definitely try your pizza m8

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>>54013262
USA USA USA!!!

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>>54027170

>>54016422
dough> flour, water, oil, salt and lievito
sauce> tomato, sometimes onion,oil, spices

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>>54013262

>>54021839
>should we hit moscow first or st petersberg?

You should hit the gym first fatty xD

>>54013262
I threw up in my mouth a little

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What does /int/ think of BR pizza?

>>54030208
Way better than what meatball niggers have

>>54030336
Come one, swedes aren't that black yet

>>54030336
>meatball niggers
Yeah , br pizza is better than american pizza for sure

>>54013262
>that Finnish banter pizza

>>54030336
i don't understand why americans think that we're obsessed with meatballs, meatballs on spaghetti is an italo-american thing

>>54013189
>>54011640
British """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""cuisine""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>54013271
ER STRAFE ES

>>54036703
Easter Island thread when?