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>be the most happiest person in the world
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>be the most happiest person in the world
>your gf makes you breakfast
>you fuck like rabbits
>she whispers to your ear: "wake up"
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>he still has dreams

Haha
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>>54007923
own3d
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>you look at her, dumbfounded
>She stares at you then she says
>"Grab a brush and put a little makeup"
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>>54007923
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>tfw no qt Norge gf
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I just wanted to be a hot nigga
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vJwKKKd2ZYE
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>>54007923
be me, never had a gf, feels lonely as fuck
>at bus stop talking with romanian old woman: anon i see young couples every day, you are a good looking boy, why you don't have a gf?
>at work talking with 2, 40 yo women: anon, you are a nice, gentle guy why you don't have a girlfriend?
>at work, luch time, sitting in a bench with a co-worker that ad my age, he is writing on whatsapp, look closely, see a lot of heart symbols, this every day.
>parents joking because i don't have a gf
>go to club, see all people kissing each other.
....
i want to die, can't stand this anymore
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>>54009793
Its not really that hard if you have even the slightest italian social skills.
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>>54009793
you are handsome and italian it's not hard for you at all
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>>54010088
not all italians are beautiful... i'm not ugly.. maybe my problem is social skills, dunno.
i've posted my pic on rate threads and got 7.5 on average
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>>54010521
I am ugly so I have no idea, not a people doctor. But you do have to put yourself out there, it is a market system.
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>>54009793
Honestly you might still be lonely with a gf.
I know I was
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>>54009793
holy shit, literally me.
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>>54010897
but with gf you can cuddle, kiss and fuck your loneliness away. alone you can only jerk yourself to death and feel even worse.
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>all of my dreams are about war and fighting
>everytime I die and wake up
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>>54009793
If you aren't born into the new age normie social circlejerk you're going to need enormous ammounts of effort to even enter if you're an avarage guy, less and less effort as you get richer tough
now normal human behaviour like not wanting to get in somebody else's business is now considered strange and wierdo.
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>>54008045
>used goods
>sjw
>leftie
>green
>opinions and feelings
>slutty
>likes black cocks

pass
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>tfw girls say it's just as hard for them to get guys as it is for guys to get girls
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>>54011279
It's true though. Just imagine being an ugly shy girl.
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>>54011344
She would still get ton of "quiet" dick.
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>>54011344
put on makeup and you're fucking set
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>>54011344
Literally walk outside
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I haven't been drinking for a year now and I still jump out of bed in the middle of night because there's some kind of abnormally big insect either crawling on me or near me.

Just the other night I wake up for no reason to look behind my bed (and at this point I'm more or less fully awake) and I see this fucking melon shaped bee lying on its back with its leg twitching and all. I bolt it to the bathroom to take a piss, where I realize bees can't grow that big. I shake my dick dry, go back to my bedroom and the bee was gone.

Shit like that happens to me like three times a month at least.
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>>54011344
>ugly shy
just imagine being an socially adept short, fat, poor, working in all-male industry guy like myself
all my "adeptness" means dick when everybody is 15 cm taller than you, or has a car (parent's or bought by parents)
go ahead, give me anecdotal evidence about some short guy that you know that handles all these chicks, go ahead you cunt!

i'm turning gay because of this
really
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>>54011365
Not a ton but its true. Housemate used to have a regular guy come over at least once a week. She could never get a boyfriend though. Just a series of guys who she slept with but never went further.
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>>54011519
I wanted to plow one ugly girl, she had perfect thick ass and tits. But she wanted to be boyfriend and girlfriends and shiet.
So my plan didn't work out.
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>>54011519
>Just a series of guys who she slept with but never went further.
>Just a series of guys who she slept with but never went further.
>Just a series of guys who she slept with
>Just a series of guys who she slept with
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>Have a wife
>Have children
>I feel so happy and fulfilled like I never have been before
>Suddenly hear a loud noise
>My alarm
>Wake up
Why does my brain do this to me?
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>>54011515
you could atleast get slim anon

and getting money is hard but its not impossible
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>>54011583
why wouldn't you want a gf?
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>>54011202
>>53985648
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>>54011699
Because she was ugly and I don't want others to talk shit.
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>>54008068
FREE MY NIGGA SHMURDA
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>>54011730
Send her to the UK please, I want a gf.
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>>54011730
who cares what others say?
if you want a gf, this was your chance. it didnt have to last forever but you could have given it a try and instead you (or others in this thread) bitch about it on some imageboard.
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>>54011665
>you could atleast get slim anon
1. illness, got some medicine at last (glands, nothing freaky just slow metabolism)
2. still short in a city where a lot of Herezgovians live (tallest people on the planet - Dinaric mountains people, taller then the Dutch) and I'm 168cm

>and getting money is hard but its not impossible
croatia has 50% unemployment rate for under 30yr
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>>54011583
As long as you didn't fuck her anyway and lead her on you did okay. Lots of thirsty losers would have been happy to lead a girl on for a while then leave her fucked up.
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it makes me angry that people who are handsome think they can understand sadness
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>>54011772
>who cares what others say?
Literally everyone.

That's how society is build up.
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>>54011839
>tfw I am at best a 2/10
Kill me please.
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>>54012037
work out heavily, make it a main thing in your life
some test ethante and dbol after two years
be the widest bastard, learn some boxing
dominate but don't get into trouble, don't be violent
go for the handyman roughness thing, cuck others
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>>54012177
my wrist circumference is 14.4cm
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>>54012037
forgot to ask, what is 2/10?
you are missing a limb? you look like one of those lazy boy driving Americans but bald, and toothless?
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>>54012264
I have eczema all over my face and I am fat. My features are also generally pretty shit and no matter what I do, no matter how much sleep I have or how much sunlight I get, I have bags under my eyes.
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>>54012240
is such a thing even possible?
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I've only ever had one boyfriend and that was on an off chance

It's still hard to get a bf as a girl but it's more common for it to be easier for the majority of them
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>>54012240
Mine is 19.5cms
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>>54011515
Evo krekrea
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>>54012324
behold, I'm record holder of /r9k/ skelly threads
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>>54012443
dude put on some weight
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>>54012240
Jebote Bog!
You have the easy problem since you can eat a bunch. I have the harder one - I cannot eat anything + muscles do grow fast but stay hidden under the fat and I look like, well... wide shit

smolov squat program
5 3 1 program
starting strength

pick any, and remember this - squats + more squats = muscle
do not change any of these programs, do not add your shit in it since you don't know what are you doing, no extra biceps shit
if it's too easy add more weight or do it faster, more explosive, watch the form
and get test and dbol after two years or so to really grow (but not at the begging since you will screw it up)
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>>54012443
it is my wrist
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>>54012542
>squats = more muscle
Maybe more muscle on your ass and thighs making you look like a fat t-rex
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>>54012492
Doesn't go to your wrists, you could be 300kg and still have the same wrists.
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>>54015071
I know, but look at this flat chest and small shoulders. He needs to bulk the fuck up.
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>>54007923
>want gf
>fap
>dont want gf no more
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>>54008045
>Hollister
too middle class tbqh
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>>54008021
kekked
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>>54015135
Fapping makes it way worse for me somehow
I think I've reached a point where I either start to approach women cold turkey or try to cope with the loneliness and maybe die
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>>54015414
This.
I feel like shit the next day after jerking off.
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>>54015486
I don't jerk it because I'm lonely, though I am. I beat off because it feels great. I love it! It's like eating a burger or watching old Simpsons reruns.
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>>54015612
Not if you jerk off constantly for a few years.
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>>54011213
this is so true, italy is by far one of the worst countries where to have the slighest social abnormality
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>Have a thousand dreams where I almost fuck a woman, but they always end just as I'm about to do it
>The only dream where I actually fuck one, she had a dick
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>don't care anymore
>have better things to do
>urges are dying down
so this is this wizadry thing i heard about...
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>>54015924
why is this picture making me laugh
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>>54016132
aussie humor is a plane above mortals
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>>54016198
good filename tb'h
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>think the woman I'm in love with is also in love with me
>she isn't
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>>54009793
>anon, you are a nice, gentle guy
>why don't you have a gf?
I think I see a connection here
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