who weed here
lol cum
inconceivable
Apart from getting high as fuck. What else does that fat ass do?
Ah, "The Yanks". What a vile race. It is inconceivable that they are allowed to breath the same oxygen as us -- I for one am appalled at the fact that the precious Earth is getting destroyed by this sub-human scavengers. They only exist to poison the planet and ruin the fun for all mankind. They spawned from the retched hive of villany and desperation of the dregs of European society. Over the short time they have existed not only have they stolen the seeds of democracy and rebranded it as something entirely new and authoritan - they have also managed to supress European, Asian and African culture with their shitty consumerist lifestyles. What is the point of their existence? Is this one of the final wraths of God? Is this the new Great Flood is what I often ask myself. When I talk to a yank I just see a desperate and lost soul with a little robot in his head telling him to consume... consume.. consume s
that guy is so fucking annoying
Where the white women at b0ss?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PMC_vlsvPo
Kim lads
>>53998740
will you accept a Korean instead? >:3
>>53998806
gook pussy, I have too much.
pizza rat joined isis
>>53998885
o-ok
>tfw the glans slips past the sphincter
>>53999090
What kind of sound does it make
>>53998885
Send some this way, bud.
>>53998885
>tfw no gook pussy
Who here weed, but only does it occasionally doesn't like shoving the fact in others faces and cringe at people who call smoking weed a "lifestyle"?
>>53999407
Like 2 times per year.
>>53998628
WHAT UP YOOOOOOOU TUUUUUUUUUUUUUBE
>>53998628
>be canadian
>get shot
>>53999424
Nice. I'm more like 2 or three times a month. I stopped buying it all together.
>>53999440
whats this dudes name? Is he only famous for smoking bowls on camera going DUDE WEED AYYY
>>53999488
customgrow420, pretty much
>>53999407
I smoke every week. As many times as i can.
>Do Australians seriously put a constellation in their fucking flag?
real thread over here to be perfectly and truly sincere in all respects
>>53998897
>>53998897
>>53998897
>>53999736
looks gay
>>53999854
>looks gay
welcome to /cum/
>>53999736
>nigger thread
nah
>>53999488
he is a juggalo
>>53998628
BWH
>>53998628
looks like a loser to me
>>53999736
you did it wrong faggot
may your thread die in obscurity
>>53999440
He's got that herpes sore on his lip that most stoners have from sharing bowls with random people at festivals.
YO SENPAITACHI
who drunk rn?
waiting for snowmageddeon.
>>54000928
my nigga
ima shotgun a beer
just 4 u
because of this special drunk moment between our two posts
then im gonna microwave a brown sugar cinnamon poptart fuck yes
>>54001230
noices I made brownies and drank shitty alcohol rootbeer float. fug it.
friday night
>>54001259
ive got a bowl of good bud as well
watching old school japanese iron chef, loved this shit when i was a kid
theyre cooking some bizarre shellfish from south japan, it's like a huge fucking oyster called a pen shell
on the last bottle of 5 liters of wine lads
catch up
...
YEEEAYYEAAA
>>54001338
my nigga
>good legal bud
>watching Daredevil on Netflix and drinking brown ale
>might play more Prison Architect later
>>54001576
>brown ale
whats your rich earthtoned pleasure my friend?
>>54001614
tbqh with you senpai it's kirkland from a variety pack I got with my gf at costco with a blonde, IPA, and a pale ale
>>53998628
meeee
>>54001745
>YOUR AWWESOME!
;_;
>>54001745
memetastic
THE NIGGER IN THE STABLES HAS A LETTER FROM AYYBRAHAM LINCON
>>54001829
>ayyy
>broham
why are there two threads
>>54001927
Shoo shoo jew
>>54001927
dunno family this one was made first
americans just loves their shirtless nigger OPs
me on the left
>>54001927
Cause the other one can't be found in the catalog
>>54001953
delet this
Death to anime desu
>live in Wisconsin
>drink water
>lead poisoning
Which one is more american? Dank shit or shirtless nigger?
I chose this thread
>>54001953
Me on the right
>>54002005
u chose rite
Shhhh, he has gone to sleep.
RIP Samsung 244T
>>54002031
we barely knew ye
>>54002005
This thread is for white people, kublai khan
>>54002031
>i have the same setup
my tv is like half a meter further behind from my screen tho.
>>54002031
rest angel in monitor heaven
>>54002060
Finns are the whitest in everything
>>54002031
May we hear thy voice in Thy rod, as well as in Thy word; And gathering from the corrections with which we are Exercised the peaceable fruit of righteousness, be able to Acknowledge, with all our suffering brethren before us.
Now in our grief, we are ever mindful of Thee, and we Humbly request Thy blessing, not just for our brethren Who have gone to Thy side, but for ourselves, that we Need not suffer such loss to remain ever mindful of Thee!
>>54002055
He was 10 years old actually.
He did a good job.
>>54002079
my tv is like a metre away from me to my right
noice setup
>>54002104
thats not what the memes say
and we all know that memes are 100% true
>>54002090
best pair
cum lol
>>54002179
>>54002090
best girls desu
Business idea: /jizz/- Japan India Zimbabwe Zambia
>>54002116
settings :D
>>54002258
wash your dishes
>>54002258
That looks depressing.
>>54002291
I got a maschine, just too lazy and high to refill it.
>>54002238
>>54002238
/semen/: Senegal, Ethiopia, Morocco, Egypt, Nigeria
>>54002258
looks comfy
>>54002319
why? did he become a draugr?
Post your most used bread
>sandwiches, grilled cheese, toast
I prefer sour dough though senpai.
>>54002361
no he was just tired of his shit
>>54002310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhdlOhmj2BM
Depends. Sun hasn't risen yet.
Dogins dugmer
>only a 6 pack of beer
>gonna have to bust into some shitty wine if i want to get a decent buzz tonight
fucks sake, i fucking hate wine. goddam it
>>54002470
should have bought more beer then fag
>>54002470
lol I do too.
fuck spensive as shit.
like a bottle is 4 glass fulls which ain't shit.
>>54002470
>6 pack of beer
Only fools here buy less than 12pack, i'd suggest 24 pack.
>>54002483
I wasn't planning on drinking tonight, but I just thought 'fuck it'. Thought I had more beer lying around.
>>54002448
WOLVES ARISEN!
Who /cold/ but rather comfy?
Don't want to increase the thermostat since I can't sleep in a warm room.
>>53998897
>>53998897
>>53998897
real thread desu
>>54002348
I did it
>>54002505
>>54002570
>>54002570
>>54002589
Any rarities to sell?
>>54002537
I had some six pack of some weird scottish shit my uncle gave me that I forgot I had. I thought I had a good supply off cheap Canadian piss beer in the garage but I was wrong. It's pretty good though actually.
>>54002572
The temperature is really nice here, but the wind is ruining everything
I want to walk to the store but I don't want to in the blowing snow ;_;
>>54002572
not me.
cold and not comfy.
just drunk and tired and stupid
>>54002753
Get yourself a couple blankets and watch a movie with a warm drink
>competing cums
Lets beat them to the limit
>>54002902
no I'd rather freeze to death in my under heated house because I'm a cheap drunk bastard.
Shit thread
>>54002982
back to your nigger thread kiddo
>>54002981
nah bruh get comfy or ill slap your shit in
>>54003011
come at me brah
>>54002743
Not bad, though it's -13 here, no wind, for once.
Stay home, man. No need to go to the store at this hour. You'll regret it once you step out.
>>54002753
>>54002981
Tbf the only reason I'm comfy is because I just downed 100mg to put me to sleep. Worry not, I'm not happy with my life either anon.
I bet none of you cowards would even dare challenge me to a 1v1 street fight.
>>54003070
Yeah probably.
>100mg
My DPH nigga?
>>54003070
>tfw unhappy and no gf
のんのんびより
How is your night going?
>>54003078
I'll fuckin curb stomp you
>>54003120
CHI
>>54003053
I will put a man in bed lad dont test me. When I go I go hard with the milk, the tucking in, AND GOODNIGHT MOON.
>>54003120
Found my gf was fucking my best friend behind my back.
>>54003149
Maim kill burn
>>54003149
guessing he isn't your friend anymore?
>>54003081
>My DPH nigga?
Yeah m8, happy to see you around.
Been having this box for 2 or 3 weeks now, trying to go a few days without using DPH before doing some.
Already feeling the sedative effects.
>>54003084
I can relate to both of these things anon, everything will be okay(or not in my situation).
I'll probably remain a sad cunt forever.
>>54003152
>>54003149
You should fuck him on her back to prove yourself the alpha male.
>>54003168
Yeah. I hate the fact they were able to act normal and play me like that. They didn't seem to care one bit.
>>54003179
>>54003198
of course not....
welcome to modern "love"
>>54003152
>>54003179
Canada, how big is the school shooting over there right now?
On a scale of Californian Votes Republican to 9/11
Mfw some beta faggot online tries to get my gf to break up with me for him
Not only is that rude, its ridiculous
>>53998628
first for /jizz/
>>54003149
beta
to be honest if a girl cheats on you that just means you aint shit to begin with
>>54003149
>>54003230
Four or five people. My cousin is a teacher at the school, said it seemed almost chill, everyone just sitting under the desks until the cops came.
>>54003230
I try to watch the news as little as I can.
So I can't really tell.
>natives
Natives have all kind of social and psychological issues, especially in those western provinces where reservations are literally decrepit ghetto slums, so no one is probably surprised.
>>54003246
Kick his ass
It will establish your alphaness on him and your QT3.14
huh
one of the highest rated entries for this months hhd contest is just a bunch of touhous
Good thread
>>54003304
>>54003365
>>54003246
Pretend to be a girl, get him to send nudes, then extort him for buttcoins
>>54003149
bummer dude what u gonna do?
and now time to rest my head
>>54003422
Night anon
>>54003416
Get drunk and just delete contact with all of them. Not much.
Why are San Franciscans so violent?
>>54003314
Hes a desperate basement dweller who lives nowhere near me.
Hes not a threat unless my gf is a retard. It just annoys me that some people have that little moral fiber
>>54003399
Good plan goy
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>>54003468
>>54003483
no SJIS on /int/
>>54003468
>>54003481
Somebody did that with a bunch of the Ashley Madison emails that leaked and got away with like 20k. There were letters going around my state recently threatening to kill peoples' families and demanding a ransom in bitcoins; bitcoin extortion is really blowing up because there's no way to trace where the payments are going. You don't have to drop cash off under a bridge anymore.
>>54003515
>>54003645
For what purpose
>>54003645
Story?
>>54003709
>>54003725
>people have to ask what happened here
Isn't it obvious
>>54003725
Guy who got knocked down was wearing jersey of team that was playing SF
>>54003760
the guy with the hat thought there was a bug on the other guy's head and tried to punch it off?
>Grown ass men that watch Japanese cartoons
You cannot not fabricate this
Testing
if
this
works
>>54003813
Fuck off CIA you fucking alcoholic valet.
>>53999407
Weed is a hobby, not a lifestyle desu
I'm trying to get some weed right now because I ran out
I can make a big last at least a week because I only smoke a little bit each day, usually just enough to get to a borderline high.
disgustin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnWQNUzcPpU
>>54003965
What is?
>>54003965
>Iraq
>Sunni
<3 slavs http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=632_1453494379
>>54003965
>No Tengrism
jesus christ I finally started watching initial D.
I WANT A CAR.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU
>>54004475
Theyre both the wrong thread
>>54004394
Where did this happen?
>>54004475
Dummy.
>>54004444
hopefully not an 86 because it's a maymay and they only come right hand drive and are rare and expensive.
http://japaneseclassics.com/
if you want to weeb it up check out this place and keep an eye on their incoming stock. previously sold 2 ae86's, a few R32 gt-r's and various other great cars
>>54004475
Where you been, friend?
>>54004531
>>54004551
I will likely pick up a car from there since they're based out of Richmond if they bring in something I want in my price range
>>54004673
wat happen
>>54004673
what happened
>>54004673
did you get bullied
>>54004673
Missoula? I have family there
>>54004559
When in doubt, type /cum/ in the catalog
>>54004692
>>54004693
ugh I dunno, I went to hang out with one of my best friends and when I got there I just had no desire to stay or talk or anything. I dunno what the deal is, I always have fun hanging out with her
>>54004710
no, the opposite actually, they were all trying to get me to open up but idk
>>54004716
not anymore, but I used to live there a few years ago
>>54004815
eh
That sucks, dude.
that happens to me when I'm tired
>>54004815
Nice going, autismo
Now their main topic of the night will be you.
Was getting talked about part of your plan?
ohhhh shitttttt
https://youtu.be/PL8TBK9vXPk
>>54004930
bleh yeah, I wasn't even that tired. I dunno.
>>54004952
I still got a girls number, so chances are high I did better than you tonight :^)
>>54004815
it can happen sometimes. I get so worn out sometimes I just need to retreat to my room and recover, it's not like I dislike some people or anything
I just fucked up cum,I just did. I found the most beautiful girl ever, I've always imagined myself being the enough man to talk to this kind of girl, and nothing.
I made scenarios up in my mind, I got enoughly drunk to pull this off. And nothing. Just nothin. Nothing came out of my mouth besides a couple of words.
I feel like shit. I used to be somebody, I used to be chased not being the one that chases. Why is this happening to me. I'm a complete failure. God why.
>>54005109
nice blog senpai
>>54005145
not the first time and not the last as long as someone responds
>>54005165
(you)
(you)
(you)
(you)
>>54005145
go fuck yourself you fucking passive anglo cuck idiot.
>>54005218
Okay, okay. Jesus. Don't lose your head.
>>54005051
yeah that can happen, but normally I'm excited to go hang out. I have no reason; I slept plenty today.
it's just strange and annoying
>>54005265
You are a good person. Have a lovely night.
>>54005361
It's just banter, bro. I wish you and the Mexican suffering the feels the best. Honestly, I do. I'm fucked up right now, so I must shitpost. You're probably better off than I am. God bless.
I'm going to hop into bed
Anyone want to join me?
Why enjoyment do you get shitposting anime on this board and thread?
sup buds
>>54005478
They are literal homosexuals that get off on posting their lmao so kawaii animu girls in a homoerotic context.
>>54005050
Well congratulations
You got yourself some bitches phone number
Now what your next step of your cold night?
>>54005429
>>54005109
I thought Mexico was known for anime, not being straight outta r9k
>>54005408
You are free to tell me your shit. If you can't freely speak it to complete strangers in an underground site at the middle of the night.
Then who else?
>>54005513
Burying this coast, with no survivors.
>>54005557
Those are usually from /adv/
>>54005478
Anime girl erping is what newfags do after they figure out their loneliness has made them bisexual
>>54005595
Relax, Pedro. Nobody is stopping you from doing anything.
>>54005595
lol mexicans are so stupid
>>54005749
people are stupid. we all are.
>>54005791
hahaha typical mexican
@54005667
ERP? Where?
>>54005791
smoke a candle
>>54005824
do you got anything else to say besides nonsense superficial banter?
You fucking walking breathing meme.
Say something you wold say to me if I were right next to you.
Shoot idiot.
>>54005900
I'd say; "nice dubs, senpai."
Very important and serious question, lads.
I have some DUDE that's been in a baggie inside of a sealed contained in my drawer for nearly two years that I forgot about. I barely smoke anymore but tonight I kinda feel like it. Is it safe to smoke old ass bud or is there some sort of danger of inhaling mold or something? Will it get me baked? It was properly sealed.
>>54005840
Right here
*unzips dick*
>>54005598
>>54005956
That seems nice, at least something came out of this. Is not a dank meme is not a superficial thought.
Let me ask something else.
Just why?
>>54005987
If it it's a sealed container it shouldn't have mold. Even if there is a little bit of mold on it you'll be fine but the smoke will be harsher. Mold spores aren't dangerous.
im gonna fail the semester lol
>>54006057
thanks senpai. Guess I'm gonna smoke out in a bit. will report back if it actually got me baked or not.
>>54005598
holy shit that looks just like asia
>>54006043
hahahah fucking hell wew lad mexican
>>54006087
you can always fall back on the cartel for work
>>54006111
just joking
but it will sure be a though one
tough****
>>54006141
What am I reading here exactly?
>>54006141
que ven en Matematicas avanzadas para inges?
>>54006180
my schedule love
ti the left the hour the class begins
>>54006203
calculo de numeros complejos y series de furier con transformadas de laplace
>>54006295
chicanito
>>54006249
ah ok. no sabia que los ingenieros civiles veian analisis complejo, que bien
suerte
>>54006295
BUILD THE FUCKING WALL
>>54006340
chicanito
>>54006340
elaborate.
>>54006319
he looks middle eastern desu
>>54006314
gracias men, lo que me preocupa son los tiempos de parciales, pero ya veremos
saludos
>>54006359
Think about it for a second.
How much is an ounce of dank in mexico?
>>54006368
chicanito
>>54006376
my posts wont post s fuck u 2ch
>>54006403
estoooo
>all those deleted posts
w-what happened?
>>54006249
8am to 9pm
ouch
Good luck, dude.
>>54006433
>speaking germanic languages on a chinese board
poopposting to the lowest uni degree kek
>Lemmy dies
>Metalheads go crazy
>David Bowie dies
>the world collectively loses it's shit
>One of the most important members of the eagles dies
>Nobody gives a fuck
C'mon, they were great.
https://youtu.be/4XWxyQVqP-M
>>54006441
Janitors being useless.
Business as usual.
>>54006141
10 classes? Looks like hell.
>>54006470
I may never understand these dank memes. And I don't care.
>>54006469
tis ok, i've been through worse situations
kind of
thanks
>you will never give your life fighting for the cartel
whats the point of living lads?
>>54006499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws-YqUcD0LY
>>54006499
>being surprised when 60-70 year old musicians die
been drawing hands desu
mr bridgman please guide my stylus with your manly and knuckly hands
>>54006504
but you're a janitor/moderator silly :^)
>>54006532
hes jealous he failed freshman in business
>>54006564
I'm not surprised....?
>>54006542
>not a single (you)
rude
>>54006590
i failed business sophmore year of high school desuuu
>>54006564
back in my day they only lived to be 40
>>54006568
Solid progress.
Vilppu's drawing manual explains overlapping shapes in great detail. Give it a read.
>>54006519
it is
>>54006628
big looser and meanie
>2016
>you still haven't murdered nobody en sinaloa
mexicants dissapoint me
>>54006668
Did you have to get special authorization for that? Where I went to school you generally weren't allowed to take more than six classes/18hrs, and with special permission you could add one/3hrs more.
>>54006667
I hope I stashed that somewhere on my backup.
>>54006668
Why take so many? Are you just trying to get it all over with as quick as you can?
>and you cant even sell your shitty tacos on the street
you fagotas ar edumb!!!
I smacked by elbow against something hours ago and its still sore
>>54006787
then why dont you marry it?
>>54006734
i felt last semester was too easy (took 8)
so i decided to step it up
>>54006721
na
i think the limit is 12, or 95 credits (stupid system but k)
also im at a friends house and everyone all of sudden passed out
pussies
>>54006919
almost 4am
oh shit it's near 5 and I was watching movies t he whole time laboslutely have to sleep now
>>54006856
Seems like a lot. Good luck with that.
>>54007013
Good night, anon.
>>54006919
people are pussies.
what kind f friends, also what did you drink?
>>54007050
thank you honestly, wish you well
>>54007061
beer and tequilita
im tired as well but dont wanna sleep, im like this
I chilled out in the snow all day. was fun
>>54007118
go to sleep, anon
>>54007168
Careful there, anon.
Fantastic tags, by the way.
Alright lads, im gonna go smoke a doobie of this 2+ year old weed now. Wish me luck, I expect you to entertain me when I return.
how does one deal with a premature "problem" in bed
>>54007226
>Careful there, anon.
w-why
>>54007168
Approved. That was pretty good.
>>54007291
Wouldn't want things to happen to your posts.
>>54007244
Shouldn't be too bad if it was stored properly
>>54003965
Sikhs are sunni tier
>>54007118
I do that kind of stuff. I can't sleep with alcohol in my body. I have to wait for a few hours.
Beer and Tequila here as well.
Have a long sweet night anon.
>>54006141
Civil engineer
I don't speak Spanish but I got the name of all those subjects
>>54007477
good job
>>54007600
sleep well chile
>>54007294
I got burnt out on yuri. Finding cute stories is a chore.
>>54007300
Pff.
They're incompetent.
>>54007600
Sweet dreams, anon.
>>54007600
Good night
>>54007644
>cute stories
I'm sure there are plenty of good lewd yuri ones out there still.
>>54007760
Yuri is not for lewd.
>>54007644
>I got burnt out on yuri.
oh no
how terrible
poor anon
>>54007806
It's for both desu.
Speaking of yuri
Is gay marriage a thing in Japan?
The nip thread false flags won't tell me
>>54007760
>lewd yuri
I thought yuri was supposed to be pure.
>>54007832
no bully
I still mostly read vanilla.
>>54007832
I'm sure they'll be back to it in no time at all.
>>54008025
Only in a few regions it looks like.
>>54008031
It can be both at once desu.
Any of you mexicans ever had run ins with legit n
arcos that make for noteworthy stories?
>>54007898
>154683
Nice.
>>54008232
Nope.
Not even once.
>>54007832
>>54008160
In no time at all.
>>54008303
I expect it will have more chapters in the future.
>>54008303
You think El Chapo is gonna escape again?
>>54008352
>In no time at all.
pls
Cute stories are fine. I just don't like reading lewd yuri.
I think you'll enjoy pic related.
>>54008435
Don't think so.
He might get extradited to the US.
>>54008352
corrupting people isn't nice anon
>>54008608
That actually wasn't too bad desu.
>>54008726
It's more along the lines of just pointing them in the right direction.
>>54008794
>That actually wasn't too bad desu.
I knew you'd love it.
Also, reminder.
>>54009170
>love it
Pls. I only said it wasn't too bad.
Also, have any other recommendations?
I miss when /cum/ wasn't a gay weeaboo chatroom
>>54009233
154996
You're making good progress, anon.
>>54009330
>154996
A bit too masculine for me.
>progress
Nope. I haven't changed at all.
>>54009330
mmm that ones good
I wanna work there~!
>>54009432
Just pretend the other guy is a feminine boy. You can barely see him anyway.
>>54009455
How was your day, anon?
>>54009546
>Just pretend
Anon pls. I can't manage that.
>>54009687
Fine, you big baby.
This one was pretty good.
>>54010319
Approved. Thanks, anon.
>>54010526
You're welcome.
I think I'll take a nap desu
Have a nice day, pure Texas anon.
>>54010762
Good night, anon.