>tfw no gf

>>53996502
are you a fucking kike?
like for real?

>>53996502
Don't worry. No one likes to admit it, but the truth is that you have to be muscular and outgoing to get a girlfriend. If you're average and shy, then it's almost impossible. It's no one's fault and we shouldn't feel bad about it.

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>>53996502

>>53996533
>>53996554
kikes all of you

>>53996513
aren't you one of them as well, according to your heritage?

>>53996582
how the fuck do you know my heritage you negro?

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>tfw no qt goy gf

>>53996533
>jews
>muscular and outgoing
Pick one.

>>53996633
t. kike

>>53996533
The sooner you accept this the better off you'll be.
I don't really even want a gf anymore. They're too demanding anyways, and maintaining a relationship is too difficult for me

My dream gf would be British or Jew Yorker

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mfw no gf
aaaahhhhhhhhhh
rrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>53996648
WHY CANT I BE NORNAL

>>53996707
BECAUSE YOURE A KIKE
IM A KIKE TOO REEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING KIKES

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>>53996721

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>>53996751

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>tfw no qt jewess GF

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>>53996810
iktfb

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>tfw no gf who helps you on your way to success
>tfw almost all women are hindrances to your ambitions

>>53996904
What are your ambitions?

>>53996940

On the semi-long term (~5 years), it would be cool to publish a good paper in mathematics or physics. Not a meme paper, one that actually gets cited.

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>want nothing to do with women
>feels still nagging

MAKE IT STOP

>>53997009
But you're an Arab...

>>53996533
what if I'm muscular and autistic?
t. /fit/

>>53996533
That's a lazy excuse. You just don't want to improve yourself.

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>tfw no communist, feminist, shill, stoner, fucked up jewish gf

>>53997129
I'd rather not tbqh

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>tfw almost half way through college and never even talked to a girl

>>53996533
I have lots of average friends with gfs, you're just sad

>>53997044

Yes

>>53997129
This is the weirdest fetish ever, congrats m8.

>>53997255
What you want is a right wing ex-soviet Jewish gf m8

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>>53996613
lets say I just know it :¬)

>>53997009
I agree with you, it will be hard to find a gf who won't hinder you

Was going to try to debunk

What kind of girl is your ideal girl? Race, ethnicity, hair color, hobbies?

>>53997163
Your mum is a girl too.

>>53997413
Are you still not home? ;_;

>>53997434
who the hell are you?

>>53997445
Nvm

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Who the hell needs a gf? they are extra stress, work, and expense. Sure the sex and cuddling is nice, but is it really worth the trouble? In my experience it is not.

>>53997199
How am I sad?

>>53997504
Well you kinda mad need one to get married, have and raise kids that are biologically yours

I agree though, especially most western girls, not worth it,you'll get cucked or cheated on in a heartbeat

>>53997417

>Race
I guess the best way to describe it would be "white" using the 1909 US census definition of "white", which includes Southern Europeans, North Africans and Middle-Easterners.

In terms of looks I prefer Mediterranean women (especially Lebanese, Turks, Italians, etc.)

>ethnicity
Don't really care, as long as she has a modern mentality. Not practicing any religion, she must be educated, etc.

>hair color
Used to like blonde a few years back, now brown or black hair.

>hobbies
Don't really care 2bh, however she must be physically active, I don't like fat women.

>>53997671
My man

Mediterranean women are god tire, love the olive skin.

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>>53997583
>tfw prenups are worthless

>>53997504
But I'm not Korean.

Ive given up.
Was fat until the age of 18, lost large amounts of weight and tried since then with no success since girls just dont like me.
Somehow my female relatives and friends just dont seem to understand that though. Sister asked me why I never bring anyone home when the family comes together, grandma said I was never interested in girls. Same with female friends who always say I look great and I should find a girl.
Dont really have the heart to tell them Im no longer looking because I was always rejected and Im much happier this way and dont put in unnecessary effort.

May change my mind in the future but I wont be one of those wrecks that marry some whore in their 30s out of desperation.

>>53998089
>Same with female friends who always say I look great and I should find a girl.

They lie. Female advice should always be ignored.

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>>53996502

>>53997741
We have only your kind to blame for all of this. I'm just happy you get to suffer with us.

>>53998262
>They lie.
I hear the same from men and girls who arent actually my friends. Even from girls who hate me.
Dont know why girls still dont like me. Approaching/Getting her number isnt my problem but in 90% of cases I send a text and they keep quiet or try to tell me in indirect words that I she wont go out with me. The other 10% try to get some benefit out of me like a free drive or whatever.
Im not a dog. I dont need no master or attention and I certainly wont pay for it.
>Female advice should always be ignored.
"Just go out there. Thats where my boyfriend approached me."
I know what you mean.

>>53998089
How old are you know?

You sound a lot like me. It doesn't even bother me not having a gf. I'm realizing I'm actually better off without them. Also my grandparents or parents won't ever understand because this generation of women is the worst we know of.

>>53998669
21, University student, Wealthy (1 million+) through inheritance
>It doesn't even bother me not having a gf.
Sometimes it bothers me when I see three girls swarming around one 30 year old at university for example but usually Im just neutral and dont care. I already put way too much effort into this shit and I wont put in any more.

>>53998765
I'm 21 too... But man, you've got money... How do you not have one.

Are you autistic

>>53998765
I'm 21 as well, but I have to agree with >>53998844. Girls only like muscular and outgoing guys, but if you're rich, then I'm sure you could easily find someone.

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>tfw israeli girls a shit
I'll probably start up tinder again and spoof gps coordinates. Maybe goy girls are less inclined towards cuntish behavior.

>>53998844
>Are you autistic
To a reasonable degree like all of us here. Generally Im honest, kind and treat people well. and with proper respect. When someone feels down I try to help.
So no, the character of mine is quite fine.
>But man, you've got money
So? Im modest, live in a 30qm appartment and have a 12 year old Ford and always wear cheap clothes. Nobody could guess im rich if you just met me. Not even my best friends know how much money I have.

Also being liked simply for your money is like prostitution. Not real. No thanks, rather stay alone.

>about to turn 24
>still no gf

I seriously want to end it lads

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

>>53999034
>Also being liked simply for your money is like prostitution.

Americans are used to it, all their women are rampant whores.

>>53999020
>I'll probably start up tinder again and spoof gps coordinates.
Nice idea. Lets see how attractive girls from Paris or NY think I am.

>>53999076
Like your women are any better?

I'm going to be honest.

At this point, I just really want to get laid. I'm so shy and awkward that I have no idea where to even start. I watch all this porn and just want to be in the driver's seat for once.

>>53999034
Mate women are materialistic as fuck, it's their nature

I don't know if a woman will ever love you for who you are, we don't live in a Disney world

>>53999112
I don't know, but they aren't known for being sluts.

>>53999127
If you just want to get laid go to a bar at 2am and go to a group of hot drunk sluts. Pick their chubby friend who always gets ignored.

Should take less than five minutes from seeing her to fucking her if she had a few already.

>>53999172
>>53999076
Women all over are similar
They're whores by nature. They are very narrow minded, not much variability when it comes to what women like or want

>>53999172
Thats not what I heard, even one of your own women said they are whores

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>>53999092
I speak English mostly, so I was planning a tinder location spoof world tour across Straya, Britain, US.
>tfw no qt Blackpool slag gf

>>53999127
This but I just want a blow job, not even a fuck

I wanna get sucked off

>>53999157
Well, then these women can go fuck themselves while I get on my yacht in Greece, one of the few luxuries I allow myself access to, and get drunk with my friends playing Poker. I wont reveal my wealth right at the start, if she dont finds me attractive and pleasant to be around right from the start it wouldnt work out anyway and I would be unhappy with my leeching gf.

>>53997425
she is likely not in his college

>>53999221
>Women all over are similar
>They're whores by nature

t. sociologist.

>>53999246
>even one of your own women said they are whores

kek, nah, they're more crazy than whores, we have our sluts of course, but being whores isn't their main feature.

>>53999285
You Germans are lucky. Prostitution is legal and pretty cheap too. I'd go to a brothel and try to get more comfortable around women. One of my roommates has gone to Germany just for the prostitutes.

>>53999363
It's true, are you saying Argentine women aren't slutty whores?

I saw what your country's fans were wearing at the World Cup games.

>>53999442
>I saw what your country's fans were wearing at the World Cup games

didn't you read? I said that we have our sluts, but that doesn't make every woman a whore

>>53999511
Even your women told me they were sluts, she said she had a friend who was a literal neo nazi, mien kempf and all, and she was obsessed with sucking cock

>>53999511
So you're just like every country's women then

K diego

>>53999592
>she said she had a friend who was a literal neo nazi, mien kempf and all, and she was obsessed with sucking cock

maybe she was talking about herself

>>53999598
maybe, but at least the argie ones haven't the american girl's reputation

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>tfw no qt goyim hating, shekel hording, yaprak eating, gefilte fish cooking, mincha reciting, menorah lighting, tefillin wearing, peyot growing, zionist supporting, shofar blowing, challah braiding, hanukkah celebrating, suka constructing, tikkun leil shavuot studying, pomegranate harvesting, purim commemorating, hamantash baking, yom kippur fasting, mikvah bathing, yeshiva researching, kashrut dieting, shechitah slaughtering, tahor purifying, teramuh offering, zavah abstaining, zeved habat naming, minyan contributing, hazzan singing, multicultural promoting, morally conniving, salmon curing, keplach frying, dreidel spinning, meat koshering, tzedakah giving, parashah reading, shema davening, maariv beseeching, siddur adhering, kabbalah thinking, matzot preparing, kotel wailing, chametz burning, karpas dipping, teshuva atoning, chesed bestowing, yeast withholding, kiddush sanctifying, hilonim respecting, siyum achieving, netilat yadayim washing, maror grating, bareich blessing, afikoman stealing, omer counting, hol hamoed holidaying, tish attending, kitniyot rejecting, ketubah signing, kiddushin dedicating, badeken covering, chatan encircling, mazel tov shouting, temple mourning, krenzi dancing, zimmun recounting, pidyon haben redeeming, brit milah advocating, shalom bayit reconciling jew gf

>>53999639
Tbh, we group all spics down there together

So you have the big booty ghetto Latina Brazilian looking reputation

it' legit not hard to get a gf

>>53999639
>maybe she was talking about herself
No I she showed me a picture of this girl many times, theres even one of her painting a mural of the Falkland islands against a large wall

>>53997445
Rude tbrh (to be rather honest).

>>53999695
t. Chad

It's incredibly difficult to get a gf if you're not muscular and outgoing.

>>53999790
dude i'm a girl, girls aren't all shit.

>>53999693
>So you have the big booty ghetto Latina Brazilian looking reputation

kek, american education.

>>53999707
>theres even one of her painting a mural of the Falkland islands against a large wall

and does that makes her ''friend'' a slut? she only proved that girl is nationalistic.
I was talking about what she told you about whores, perhaps she was talking about herself, like when someone says ''a friend told me'' and is actually refering to himself.

>>53999824
No she was referring to her friend this women was dramatized from sex and hated women that enjoyed it for that

>>53999811
Not him but I must know why would a qt be here all alone on a friday night?

>>53999811
So you're telling me that you'd date a shy or average guy?

>>53999824
You do the same thing to American women, generalizing through a reputation

>>53999910
Everything depends on where and how you meet a person

Go outside your home and physically interact, homeslice

>>53999910
I'm dating a formerly kv half NEET who is now going to therapy and has applied for uni due to encouragement from me and therapy from a therapist
>>53999904
Because bf is not in the states at the moment and i'm busy with work

>>53999959
well, reputation is not make it alone, but you are confusing two countries with quite different ethnicities and you're asuming their people looks the same...

>>54000067
Your hymen still there, baby girl?
I got the BBC, want some fuck. I'll go real smooth

>>54000067
Its funny how every girl on /int/ has a boyfriend, I would want nothing more than a girl who helped me with my social anxiety...

>>53996502
Pls post your picture, I will determine if I should have a shequel hoarding Jewish bf.

>>54000086
I've met a lot of Argentines and Brazilians who look alike

Brazil is diverse as fuck and in the south is pretty much Argentina

>>54000130
keep trying anon he has really bad social anxiety too, to the point where he can't leave his house some days, and were working on it together to get him better. You'll find a gf if you really try
i'll pray for you

>>54000067
What made you decide to date him? I thought girls wanted guys with a good head on their shoulders.

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>>54000130
Misaki-kuns don't really exist, anon.

Don't get your hopes up.

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THIS TIME IT'S REAL
THIS TIME IT'S REAL
THIS TIME IT'S REAL
THIS TIME IT'S REAL

>>54000175
because i know he's a really good person who just deserved a chance, and i want to give him that

>>54000233
This is not a woman lmao

A woman has never said or thought such a thing

>>54000262
i'm serious
not all women are shit

>>54000174
>I'll pray for you
I'm not even religious but I really appreciate that thanks, it means a lot

>>54000177
I dont know, everytime a girl on /int/ claims to have a bf they always say how he has awful anxiety or autism or something similar, some of these stories must be true

>>54000175
I think girls also look for altruism, there was a study and girls chose the just altruistic guy over the guy who was just attractive

>>54000233
>>54000284
how did you meet him?

>>54000325
i'm not either but i still pray sometimes
girls aren't all just shitty people, going after looks and shit
some people really love others
>>54000328
looking for grad school
we're going to the same one, although he starts this fall and i start the fall after

>>54000381
Did he make the first move, or did you?

Damn, I hope some girl will show interest in me someday.

>>54000381
Thanks
Are you the Minnesotan girl?

>>54000501
yes
>>54000459
i think we both did, i think
I hope so too for you anon

>>54000662
I know this will sound pathetic but I wish you were my gf, your vocaroo sounded so cute. If you actually pray for me it will make me so happy

>>54000748
I will pray for you and I wish you luck Anon.

>>54001023
I appreciate that, thanks lass. But say, what posses a girl to post here?

>>54001123
because I enjoy bantering and /int/!

>>54001584
Half the thread here at night are porn threads and feels thread lol, meanwhile during the day europeans argue over non issues, I would never understand why a female would post here, especially at night but I'm glad some do