hiya lads x edition
Alas, my love, you do me wrong,
To cast me off discourteously.
For I have loved you well and long,
Delighting in your company.
Greensleeves was all my joy
Greensleeves was my delight,
Greensleeves was my heart of gold,
And who but my lady greensleeves.
Your vows you've broken, like my heart,
Oh, why did you so enrapture me?
Now I remain in a world apart
But my heart remains in captivity.
I have been ready at your hand,
To grant whatever you would crave,
I have both wagered life and land,
Your love and good-will for to have.
If you intend thus to disdain,
It does the more enrapture me,
And even so, I still remain
A lover in captivity.
My men were clothed all in green,
And they did ever wait on thee;
All this was gallant to be seen,
And yet thou wouldst not love me.
Thou couldst desire no earthly thing,
but still thou hadst it readily.
Thy music still to play and sing;
And yet thou wouldst not love me.
Well, I will pray to God on high,
that thou my constancy mayst see,
And that yet once before I die,
Thou wilt vouchsafe to love me.
Ah, Greensleeves, now farewell, adieu,
To God I pray to prosper thee,
For I am still thy lover true,
Come once again and love me.
>Not purging your emotions through a Kolinahr ritual
really? I'd call techstep that more militant renegade-hardware-esqe sound but not going to split hairs. Don't listen to alot of drums and basses these days. Mostly techno. nice change of pace la.
LITERALLY just started pooing. Let the banter commenced boys
Thinking about leaving non-practicing, non-believing Catholicism for non-practicing, non-believing Protestantism.
What're the pros/cons of each of your splinter groups?
Good channel for the movement
>tfw parents think I'm still going to college
>tfw haven't gone in 2 semesters
jfc they're in for a rude awakening when I unironically DON'T get my degree next year
We have fossilized tracks in the sand, showing that the Stone Age man ran faster bare-footed than our Olympic Champions do with modern running shoes. We have numerous reports from Antiquity, of physical achievements - and e. g. Athens alone could muster 10.000 rowers that all would have been better than our Olympic rowing champions are today, etc. Further, -- although I don't remember how we know that -- the scientists say that the Stone Age man could throw a spear longer than our Olympic champions can throw a javelin. There are so many reports claiming the same. And I can add: intellectually they were also better than us! And the further back in time you go, the more superior our forebears were -- and we are today wimps and idiots in comparison to them. :-/ And they -- the Gauls and Scandinavians -- even said that they didn't want any books, because ";writing things down in books will blunt our memory";. They already knew that they would become dumber if they did! So they resisted this 'innovation' for thousands of years, consciously! They weren't 'primitive'. They were smart. They didn't need books! They could remember everything themselves. Long verses, long stories, word by word. They were smarter than we are -- and also than the Romans were (because they had been blunted by the writing system they had adopted). How many phone numbers to you remember by heart today? None right? Because you have them all on you phone. Well, only 20 years ago we had to remember these numbers ourselves, or at least write them down in books. When you don't need an ability, that ability will go away....
spoiler these hogs
I read some of his blog, along with some of his wife's entries.
One of the entries from his wife was her disproving Einstein's theory of relativity. And some people actually look up to them as the ideal white family.
>We have fossilized tracks in the sand, showing that the Stone Age man ran faster bare-footed than our Olympic Champions do with modern running shoes
>implying you can tell how fast someone ran from footprints
> the scientists say that the Stone Age man could throw a spear longer than our Olympic champions can throw a javelin
No they don't
You'd think hundreds of years in the future they'd have bionic eyes that didn't look like complete wank lads.
If they're so smart, why are they dead?
If the Jews had a magical ark they carried into combat, how did the Romans destroy the Temple of Solomon?
If the Aztecs had magical powers, how did Cortes conquer them with an army of a few hundred soldiers?
so fucking lonely lads. even the one girl i thought might like me i realize is seeing some other guy. really hope some niggers break into my apartment and kill me just so i don't feel anymore pain.
The Scots-Irish are your best soldiers and hardest men though, many of your great generals were Ulster-Scots. I remember reading a book and it said most of the men in your special forces are Ulster-Scots too.
Didn't you read it, it said they started to lose their abilities with new technology as they weren't using those abilities as much or they were assisted with technology.
I didn't write it btw just found it interesting and posted it to start a discussion.
libtards on suicide watch
nah i was the other one chiming in about them... I got gifted this over xmas had it sitting around for ages la. Was saving it for a night out. Not sure what possessed me... Never gurned alone. Thanks though :)
>this triggers the sanders supporter
who gives a fuck
It is a bridge I myself will have to cross
it was 90% me desu
>getting into debates over politics in a different country to our own
Just cba 2bh mate. You like Sanders, I have £5 on Trump to get the nomination. Let's leave it at that f-a-m
I know that feel. Fuck that. lol.
I started vaping a few months ago.. Actually quite good shit once you get used to it. Then you realise you're spunking more cash that you were on fags. Then you start DIY-ing juice. Then you realise you have become a meme. But your lungs will thank you.
what type of gun do you have /brit/? pic related is mine
2 southern for that. I did go to some hixxy whizzkid shit back in the day though when I was 18 haha. Slammin Vinyl. Was more there for the drums and basses but yeah :) Might be agood shout for tonight actually... Good vibes and shit.
Took me quite a while to get a license for this one
Instantly in Florida
I make hardcore lad
I was in Germany and did a 3 track set at a house party while slightly cunted. One of the best feelings I've had tb honest, seeing a bunch of Germans dancing to my chunes
>I put teabags full of nicotine between my gums and the skin of my mouth
reee the girls im going out with tomorrow are all well excited to see this dj whos playing at the club were going to and ive just checked his soundcloud and hes complete shite why do girls always have such shit taste
in school there was boys who were older than me who always smelled a little off
only realised later the smell was the genital musk you get from masturbating a lot, they were further along with puberty than me and must have been wanking all day every day
that ship sailed a long time ago and often comes back to port every day
>Roommate's friend's birthday
>Go to club with her and her mates
>She really likes me for some reason, keeps telling me this
>Starts dancing and flirting with me a couple times
>Her Chad bf is telling me what a great guy I am and asking if I'm having fun
>Before I leave she hugs me and kisses me on the chest
Not sure if I'm accidentally alpha or they want some weird threeway cuckold relationship.
>No research has actually proved anything related to mouth cancer.
>I take in nicotine in any other way than just smoking
Just smoke a marlboro red cigarette or two on a good day
Gib oil money
My mate told me about some time this daft cunt took enough md to think he was a cow and they found him in a retirement home eating grass and he was CONVINCED he was a cow
sounds funny desu
>want to cook something
>kitchen has a giant window overlooking the courtyard where a bunch of drunk normies are gathered
>it's like I'm a fucking specimen on display
>can't shake the feeling they're laughing at me
I've taken that much and been relatively alri, but the last time I had some super hot fire stuff I put on a pair of diffraction glasses in the club, looked at the lights and started tripping the fuck out
it was mad
I was still functional but only in a loose sense
When a truly stupid 14 year old boy took (accidently) 3,000mcg. of LSD25 in Virginia in 1973, he was found crawling across the ground in front of a police officer's house. He was asked what he was doing and was he all right. His response was: "Pleck-Lee-Ek- Lee-Um!"
He stated later that he believed that he was a garden-slug dragging his internal organs out behind his body as he crawled.
This is a true story - not government hype. I knew the kid.
If you have the money you can get one immediately
You don't have to be a citizen or have any kind of special permit to own a firearm
I own 3 AR-15s myself in addition to a handgun and a shotgun and a Lee Enfield with an optic which I use for deer hunting
>My mate told me about some time this daft cunt took enough md to think he was a cow
I don't believe it. You can get stimulant psychosis from too much MD but that just makes you trip out, you don't question yourself/reality like on psychedelics
*8 bar simple intro with airy pads*
*8 bar buildup with a cut-down version of the bassline*
AND YOU SEE WHY I ACT LIKE A NARCISSIST, IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU!
*full neuro/tech infused bassline drops*
There's one drug that affects the bit of the brain that deals with time perception. So, a second feels like a month. It almost sounds like fun...unless you're the Prague schoolboy who walked out into the street straight in front of a tram. He thought he'd got a month to cross the street.
>hey can you guys stop posting pictures of guys with fedoras and start posting pictures of women with exposed midriffs? thanks
hahah fuck skip to 0:16 I'm sure you all remember this track
You probably had a tolerance lad. Yeah it's fucking bonkers like. The hallucinations are more realistic than acid ones.
Would be good craic just sitting eating grass all day and being able to shit wherever you want.
I have to take more than that because I'm tall
All my friends do drugs and have really good contacts, darknet also.
Honestly just go to some illegal rave and meet people that's the best way. I met my shroom dealer when I was walking up a mountain lel.
Ketamines like that. I was on it the other night and I looked at a clock and my mind was mangled trying to wrap my head around the idea of time, it just seemed so bizarre to me -- I couldn't figure out why the clock was like that.
>All my friends do drugs and have really good contacts, darknet also.
Luckily, the amount of heroin I use is harmless, I inject about once a month on a purely recreational basis. Fine. But what about other people less stable, less educated, less middle-class than me? Builders or blacks for example. If you're one of those, my advice is leave well alone. Good luck.
Sometimes that drug can cause 'Czech neck' though. One boy took so much that his neck swelled up and engulfed his mouth so much he couldn't breathe and died. Imagine how his mother felt. It's a fucking disgrace
Do you like my new London flat lads?
Only cost £200,000
I was a bit hesistant that I was going to struggle with it alone, I suppose it's early days but I can always shitpost with you guys. Done it hundred or so times probably, never alone.
just got a new mansion in Yorkshire for a fraction of the price that Londoners are paying!
thoughts on it lads?
Check out my new purchase. This is a top of the range mansion in Scotland that I just got.
me on the left (2 beers cause theyre free im gettin fuckin wasted hahahahaha)
this little gutterslut was all over me and i ended up sniffing a bag of glue and rode her rotten on her mothers bed,
fucking duvet was soaked with fanny juice and her hole was clean busted so it was drooling like a spastic with a broken jaw
Just scored this fucking wee beaut of a gaff in Northern Ireland. Only skint me 100 noop a fucking week, no what a mean like that's fucking sweet as. Gonna have the place completely pumping and keeping her lit till the firemen come.
always think about the time we went to the somme and i just pissed about with my m8s and didnt give a shit about any of it and regret not taking it in a bit would probably appreciate it if i went now x
Just started renting in London. It's modest but only 3k a month, and there's a lovely view of the mosque.
Aye alright billy no mates.
Could you imagine a /brit/ mansion? I'd sleep with a knife beside me 2bh if I lived in it and keep my door locked with about six locks when I am sleeping.
thinking about this time i was talking to this fat slag in a club because i was so drunk and she gave me her number then the next morning i remembered she was fat so never text her then a few weeks later bumped into her at a house party and it was proper awkward and i pretended i didnt remember her then she made me take out my phone and go into the contacts and prove that i had her number and then i was all like ohhhhh haha then she leaned in and licked my ear and told me to text her some time and again i never did x
>Could you imagine a /brit/ mansion? I'd sleep with a knife beside me 2bh if I lived in it and keep my door locked with about six locks when I am sleeping.
I imagine if i got in good with the Kyary posters id be safe
we kyary lads stick together
>It'd be quite funny there'd be different groups. It'd probably be normies and abnormies
And just random fucking Lisickis everywhere
>kev posters everywher
>various piles of RC drugs just littered everywher
>about 200 empty tins of baked beans in the bin
>10 printers on the go printing out various waifu pics and memes so the memesters can decorate the house
>the whole house would be covered in weed smoke you would need a gas mask
>DNB and techno blaring, abnormies blasting anime music to drown it out
>various holes in the wall from anons losing their shit in anger
>spycams everywhere you have to search the bathroom inside out before showering
>the racists are walking about in SS uniforms
>various rorke flags