>walk with Indon girl
>see malay qt with hijab
>after qt malay hijabi walks passed I tell Indon girl that I bet she was malay
>this triggers Indon girls
>she says that Indonesian language is much better than malay
>there are malays everywhere and she finds it annoying
>she's been bullied by malays as well when she was still living in Malaysia
he wants to take your kidney.
So I heard that Japan and Malaysia did a thing.
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klG1uMmo6aI&ab_channel=FuncelStudio ]
Many years in production, now to be aired on TV2 (flag) this month. Honestly, I'm kinda put off by how they repurposed the Hangs and other historical liberties...but would you watch it? At least, the animation looks OK for a frontier collaboration project.
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvhG0Le_DSk&ab_channel=FuncelStudio ]
>become friends with Malaysian Chinese qt from college
>we start to hang out with each other even outside of college
>one day she sends me a message
>"Anon, I need help moving my bed....do you have time tomorrow evening?"
>next evening I show up at her place
>since it must be a heavy bed if she needs help to move it I bring a friend with me
>she looks pretty shocked when she opens the door, but then smiles
>bed wasn't heavy at all and we moved it maybe like 10 cm
>suddenly realize my mistake
>think i've ruined my chances
>suddenly she flat out asks us if we want to fuck
>turns out she has white fever
i thought indon and malays are chill in London? indons and bruneians are even allowed in and usually hang out at malay embassy canteen
this canteen is supposed to be exclusive malaysian only btw
you mean malaysian hall? love that place
indons are pretty chill actually they get butthurted easily because malaysia and indonesians rook rike and frequently confused by foreigners
Abnoy is wrapping up by collecting more shekles from SSS
>President does the painful decision of making sure that the future pensioners can have something rather than nothing
>he gets shit on
The usual pensioners that complain a lot are the ones that keep feeding their children or their children's children with their pension money the fucking lazy pricks.
>meanwhile legislatures are rubbing their hands big time because they just passed a bill that will increase their wages
>170 for, 5 against, 1 abstain
>legislatures don't get flak
Just ran past past a Muslim grill and ripped her hijab off.
Not happy about the no sun situation țbh fåm
normies still recovering from last night? typical. Men are pigs.
>you'll never cruise through California listening to 80s pop with your pal Elliot
The only people that likes Malays are Malays themselves. Kinda hard not to hate them desu.
Can't you guys stop being jealous of Malaysia? Always with the bombing shit when it was indog that did it. I know you guys are just one of my many trials for me to get to heaven but it would be nice if you guys don't be such douche.
>tfw jollibee's first location is supposed to open this year
>on a more northern island
He's probably talking about Luzon, ie, the biggest one in the country, ie the one Manila is on
That place is relatively civilized, good luck pretty much anywhere else though. It gets worse the further south you travel down.
Is it urbanized? She mentioned living on a farm.
Also had a funny story about neighbors attempting to abduct their dog and eat it.
Same thing happened but with a horse. They got invited to dinner and realized it halfway through.
>Is it urbanized? She mentioned living on a farm.
>Also had a funny story about neighbors attempting to abduct their dog and eat it.
Farms become more common the further out from Manila you go. I grew up in Bulacan which is immediately north of Manila and literally down the street from me was rice fields and animal farms.
As for the animal abduction, I can verify that that does happen occasionally, usually a few lads who are incredibly drunk sneak into some place and kill and eat something. I remember one of my next door neighbours getting a chicken killed.
Reminds me when i was a child. There were few jolibee here. Now it's ded.
still waiting for one to happen.
not watching aussie open?
stan the man match and aza was pretty nioce.
Indon look at this. This is how you should handle your terrorist. Arrest them before they blow up.
jej, it's real
Malaysia truly[spoiler]terrorist[/spoiler] Asia
No abos around this area m8
Heres one I found earlier
It is desu, bit of a thunderstorm came through an hour ago now it's sunny af
Implying I don't remove location from exif before posting pics on this Vietnamese sewing forum
our weather looks the same anyway, had a weird storm roll through now it's nice af outside.
which store is my pizza coming from? i need to put some clothes on and open the front door
Stop posting western haram female, Tiko
> tfw no at Malaysian singer as gf
And more like Im (insert Region/Dialect/Island) first then a Filipino second.
some do like to revive Spanish language alot of them are on our reddit for some reason
Separatism its coming ya'll
For that Aussie guy(mostly likely Immigrant) if you are still here, I wonder what made you think so and is it bad from your perspective?
Its a big part of our culture but its not all of it, we can retconned it all we want but alot of it will still show
anyway, i kind of missed you guys and i hope /asean/ has less shitposting involved now
nothing much. just some iloilo fag going full chimpanzee mode because he can't take the bantz and hurt his ethnic feels.
where's that btw?
Will we ever have a decent movie about our own capes hit?
As long as they don't always follow the same formula for blockbuster hits, maybe it'll be great.
Even resiklo didn't seem that dark with their portrayal of a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
I actually did it /asean/!
Nina Alvia, here I come
will the people in picrelated pass as locals in your country /asean/?
thanks to /asean/,Malaysia truly asia has replaced Bane posting in my mind
now every time someone mentions asia or the word truly,this shit pops up in my mind. those ads on TV have damaged me as well,I can't stop humming it in my head sometimes
Mfw all my friends and relatives are posting Hillary and Bernie propaganda shit on their kikebook
They are all either Roxas or Dutdutfags
>play board game
even i play poker but no bet
makan kontol ku kwkwkwkwkwk
>Ang bilis mong magsalita
You speak too fast. that's what you want to say?
>at kailangan mong magsalita gumawa ng madaling tagalog
at kailangan mong gumamit ng madaling salita sa tagalog
>dahil hindi ako nakakaintindi anong sabihin mo ito.
dahil hindi ko naiintindihan ang ibig mong sabihin dito.
what would your gf say, if I show her your lewd pics collection?
>hindi ako nakakaintindi anong sabihin mo ito
You forgot a few things
1. use ko to refer to yourself in 1st person
2. the verb tense should be changed
3. figure out the rest
poorfag never eat non fastfood foreign food here
mine is salted fish with greeen chili sambal
Ive just hastily written a guide, if I dont come back, I want all of you to know that I hate you all<3