/asean/

Pertamax gan

>be Canadian
>get shot

KONTOL

A man touch my private and did other when I was boy I'm 18 now and I can't stop ashame so I will kill myself in a few hour, goobye asean

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>Australians, everyone.

>>53991153
>And this, lads, is how an Aussie finds his way home while drunk.

An unknown number just texted me lads

Should I go full jejespeak?

>>53991139
Jesus Christ

At least learn English before you die, nigger
Please rephrase your sentence using proper English.

Thanks

>>53990205
Who should the flip states be divided?

>>53991513
Im pretty sure there's a translator in the internet.

>>53991513
use jejespeak to trigger >>53991522

>walk with Indon girl
>see malay qt with hijab
>after qt malay hijabi walks passed I tell Indon girl that I bet she was malay
>this triggers Indon girls
>she says that Indonesian language is much better than malay
>there are malays everywhere and she finds it annoying
>she's been bullied by malays as well when she was still living in Malaysia
kwikwikwi

>>53991513
he wants to take your kidney.

>>53990400
So I heard that Japan and Malaysia did a thing.
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klG1uMmo6aI&ab_channel=FuncelStudio ]
Many years in production, now to be aired on TV2 (flag) this month. Honestly, I'm kinda put off by how they repurposed the Hangs and other historical liberties...but would you watch it? At least, the animation looks OK for a frontier collaboration project.

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvhG0Le_DSk&ab_channel=FuncelStudio ]

>become friends with Malaysian Chinese qt from college
>we start to hang out with each other even outside of college
>one day she sends me a message
>"Anon, I need help moving my bed....do you have time tomorrow evening?"
>Sure
>next evening I show up at her place
>since it must be a heavy bed if she needs help to move it I bring a friend with me
>she looks pretty shocked when she opens the door, but then smiles
>bed wasn't heavy at all and we moved it maybe like 10 cm
>suddenly realize my mistake
>think i've ruined my chances
>suddenly she flat out asks us if we want to fuck
>turns out she has white fever
>works4me.exe
>have threesome

>>53991944
>threesome
how does it feel rubbing your dick with your friend's dick? does it turn you on? are you a peter popper?

>>53991604
>>53991944
>>53991139
Things that never happened general

>>53992078
didn't really notice it tbqh

how do you psychoanalyse someone?

>>53992394
For a girl
>grab her boobs
>if she resists, she doesn't like you

>>53991604
i thought indon and malays are chill in London? indons and bruneians are even allowed in and usually hang out at malay embassy canteen

this canteen is supposed to be exclusive malaysian only btw

>>53991596
I shall not be triggered again today
I only get triggered by indons who speak poor english and want to become an hero

>>53992743
I miss London.

>>53992966
come la

>>53992966
>t. Sultan Haji Hassanal Bolkiah Mu'izzaddin Waddaulah ibni Al-Marhum

>>53992743
>tfw no /asean/ party in flip embassy, I've been there once.

>>53993169
No time la.
Maybe summer.

>bule
>making an /asean/ thread

sage.

>>53992743
you mean malaysian hall? love that place
indons are pretty chill actually they get butthurted easily because malaysia and indonesians rook rike and frequently confused by foreigners

>>53993423
>tfw I can finally tell Japanese, Chinese, and Koreans apart.

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How patriotic are you? Do you have a flag irl?

>tfw no filipina gf

>>53993750
Stop eating get fatty

Say no to HFCS

>>53985648

flags

O Fortuna!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXFSK0ogeg4

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Daily reminder:

Abnoy is wrapping up by collecting more shekles from SSS

>>53993423
yep. based cheap, spicy food

can confirm indons i know are butthurt for being thought malay all the time

>>53991030
>>53991764
>>53992966

We need your representation.>>53985648

>>53993953
That's good more money for me
Poor grannies tho.

>>53994151
Tfw you might hit retirement and still not able to finish your SSS.

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>>53993953
>President does the painful decision of making sure that the future pensioners can have something rather than nothing
>he gets shit on
The usual pensioners that complain a lot are the ones that keep feeding their children or their children's children with their pension money the fucking lazy pricks.

>meanwhile legislatures are rubbing their hands big time because they just passed a bill that will increase their wages
>170 for, 5 against, 1 abstain
>legislatures don't get flak

someone post monkey-tan

Vincero!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTFUM4Uh_6Y

>>53994438
Yeah i bet feels good to be the heads of SSS all those Shekles and bonuses before Abnoy leave, really good parting gift right?

Whats the point of collecting 100+ posters with various flag thread?
Are they surveying something or wat?

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>>53994602

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Just ran past past a Muslim grill and ripped her hijab off.

Felt good

>>53994739
It's the newfags, they discovered that /int/ has flags after they accidentally clicked to /int/ from /b/

>>53994806
fucking rood. It's like ripping up a wrapped up someone's gifts before Christmas.

>>53994806
Did she cry?

>>53994631
They're afraid to admit they got bankrupt and want to reboot for some reason

>>53995006
she put a jihad on him

>>53995075
Its not hard to think that it might happen again so yeah i guess people have reason to get apeshit

So, I'm in Bangkok, but I don't really know what to do here. Any recommendations?

>>53995443
Go to ladyboys cabaret boris

>>53995443

Fucked and get fucked and maybe get tested after the fucking.

check

>>>/pol/61772509

>>>/pol/61772509

>>>/pol/61772509

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Not happy about the no sun situation țbh fåm

>>53995717
What was the OP pic fin?

>>53995443
Climb the ghost tower

>>53995717
>paying to get cucked

>>53995443
Get the Thailadyboy pussy?

Also, selamat pagi keFluAarMga

where the indo qt boys at?

>>53996757
> keFluAarMga

wtf is this

>>53995443
mcdonalds and buy the pie

>>53996947
keluarga with f.a.m put in it my (likely) Javanese friend.

>>53997058
>keFluAarMga

But it seems that your keluarga caught a flu, that's what I noticed desu

Btw good morning joneses

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normies still recovering from last night? typical. Men are pigs.

>>53997142
maybe

How's the weather? Bf said it was """cold"""
I asked him what he meant, 16ºC.

I loled

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>you'll never cruise through California listening to 80s pop with your pal Elliot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIwOKHZ_Bkc

>>53997355
post BWC

>>53997381
look at them lips

>>53997355
Idk what's the place he mean but it's 26ºC in here today in the west java

pretty cool, it can get until 30ºC in my town

How's the weather there?

>>53997471
No senpai, it's for my qt Indo bf.

>>53997486
Well this was at night, he's in Central Java.

It's cool here, at least for winter we're pretty lucky, was like -2ºC today.

>>53996298
damn the tropical trees give me a great feeling

Can someone teach me some useful Tagalog? I always ask my flip gf to teach me the language but she never seems to get around to it.

>>53997886
Pokpok pakantot

>>53998023

Tfw pokpok wants to kantot Dolan Tlump

>>>/pol/61768494

ASEAN!! what are you guys planning you devils! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iT0z8jBh-6o

>>53997886
Magandang lugar ito para magkantot

Allahu akbar

>>53998191
fuck off Malaysian proxy

>>53997886
Kuya patalik, pangkape lang 50.

>>53998175
This is a good place to fuck?

>>53998355
Not Malaysia no, they don't respect true love (i.e. no vaginal jews allowed)

without Malaysia there would be no Islamic extremism in ASEAN

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>>53993967
The only people that likes Malays are Malays themselves. Kinda hard not to hate them desu.

>>53998824
yes, there will be no Bali bombing without Malay

>>53998151
Integration. Sorta like the EU, AFAIK

>>53998225
Lel

>>53999008
More Bali bombing pls

Makasih Malaysia

t. Terroris

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>>53997886
>>53998175

>>53998886
but I like you :3

>>53999367
Show boypussy right now with timestamp.

>>53999268
are these fags?

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Happy saturday night jones

Can't you guys stop being jealous of Malaysia? Always with the bombing shit when it was indog that did it. I know you guys are just one of my many trials for me to get to heaven but it would be nice if you guys don't be such douche.

>>53999397
but if I post it here,many people will see and it's only meant for you

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>>53999517
>believing in heaven
>1990+26

kek

>>53999517
t. Nordin M. Top

>>53999268
wew, this between 2 guys?

>>53999397
>>53999563
do it, let's see that qt AM bp

>>53999563
Just post it fag. I'm horny

Filipinos in America are wealthy (third richest group) geniuses and you're basically losers ;)

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>>53999734

>>53999734
Who gives a fuck

At least we have real came sugar in our coca cola, not government subsidised corn syrup

Fuck off seppo

>>53999842
How's the taste?

Cane*

>>53999517
t. Chink terrorist

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Are there better shows than these 2 this season /a/sean?

>>54000012
upin & ipin

>>53999876
It's alright.

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>>53999842
>>53999876
>>54000139
>tfw jollibee's first location is supposed to open this year

fuck accidentally opened cp on /sp/
fuck

>>54000235
This need to be addressed to the mods. Can I get the link to the said post to file the report?

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>>54000337
Nice try, pedo

this malay jihadist meme was pretty dank, though i think its not much of a meme when it was true

>>53999517
indons just jelly they aren't truly asia

>>54000554
t. ex Gafatar member

>>54000554
The problem is newfag malaysian can't grasp their head around the meme and become butthurt about it instead of just playing along

t. Abu Mus'ab al Malizi

>>53991604
bule british detected

Flip friend who lived on a more northern island said some of the neighboring islands had cannibals.

Where can they be found fäm?

Is there a method to unlock an Iphone 6 guys?

Someone is selling for 7k but it's locked

>>54000959
>on a more northern island
He's probably talking about Luzon, ie, the biggest one in the country, ie the one Manila is on

That place is relatively civilized, good luck pretty much anywhere else though. It gets worse the further south you travel down.

>>54000195
http://bmag.com.au/eating-and-drinking-in-brisbane/latest/2015/11/25/jollibee-is-coming-to-australia/

>>54000959
head hunters and cannibals are long gone,he was probably talking about a-aswangs :O

go to borneo or something

>>53990400
China or India lads?

>>54001050
Is it urbanized? She mentioned living on a farm.

Also had a funny story about neighbors attempting to abduct their dog and eat it.

Same thing happened but with a horse. They got invited to dinner and realized it halfway through.

>>54001046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG_Lv9wf7l0

>>54001115
I have both but I want none.

Got me willy sucked by another guy last night :)

>>54001116
>Is it urbanized? She mentioned living on a farm.
>Also had a funny story about neighbors attempting to abduct their dog and eat it.

Farms become more common the further out from Manila you go. I grew up in Bulacan which is immediately north of Manila and literally down the street from me was rice fields and animal farms.

As for the animal abduction, I can verify that that does happen occasionally, usually a few lads who are incredibly drunk sneak into some place and kill and eat something. I remember one of my next door neighbours getting a chicken killed.

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>>54001180

>>54001115
saudi arabia


t.malay pride world wide

>>54001180
pls be in aceh so that i can throw rocks at your head

>>54001180
Can I be the one to suck your willy next?

>>54001093
>aswang
is that a spooky ghost or something or is it a wang with an ass hahahahahaha

>>54001115
Malaysia is an expert on this,so I'll do the same and say both

>>54001068
Nice.

>sitting in a taipei cafe watching all the qts go by
Life could be worse

>>53999842
>>54001068
omg now I'm craving

YAYA

>>54000575
Underrated post

>>54001413
post pics

>>54001225
Where you bby
>>54001248
Rood
>>54001266
Are you cute?

>>54001292
hahaha eric simply eric

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So where's the next bombing target, Malaysia?

>>54001413
lao wai i assume?

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>>53999842
Reminds me when i was a child. There were few jolibee here. Now it's ded.

>>54001707
Maybe this time it won't be Indon.

>>54001707
my butt

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>>54001707
>>54001814
still waiting for one to happen.

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>>53996298
Well that cleared up nicely

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>>54001862
not watching aussie open?
stan the man match and aza was pretty nioce.

>>54001707
hopefully the west US coast

>>54001451
Sorry m8 too conspicuous

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/01/17/malaysia-man-arrested-hours-before-planning-to-commit-terror-atrocity.html

Indon look at this. This is how you should handle your terrorist. Arrest them before they blow up.

>>54002040
>malaysia-man-arrested-hours-before-planning-to-commit-terror-atrocity

fucking lel
the meme is real

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>>54002040
>pantai timur
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

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>>54002040
nice info gan

>>54002040
Oh wait sorry. You guys are going to emulate Malaysia. It's a good thing you guys see the light.
http://www.mysinchew.com/node/112818?tid=4

>>54002080
kek

>>54002040
truly asia

Holy shit, Siam Paragon is huge

>>54001735
No I'm am 100% pure thai

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>>54002040
jej, it's real

Malaysia truly[spoiler]terrorist[/spoiler] Asia

>>54001862
Hello fellow Perth northern suburber

Did you enjoy the thunder? It's fucked off now

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>>54001862
Forgot pic

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45 mins ago

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Malaysian proud they capture their own terrorist

>>54002491
post pic of abo please

>>54002461
>>54002491
looks comfy tbqhwyf

>>54002491
Hiro removed the removal of EXIF on photos.
Enjoy your pizzas.

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>>54002621
No abos around this area m8

Heres one I found earlier

>>54002618
they probably did that to quell indon suspicions that it was they who did the jakarta bombings

>>54002671
sneaky malays

>>54002645
It is desu, bit of a thunderstorm came through an hour ago now it's sunny af

>>54002658
Implying I don't remove location from exif before posting pics on this Vietnamese sewing forum

>>54002709
Enjoy your Hawaiian

>>54002762
>look at exif
>no location details

The 4 the pizza

>>54002797
are you from Perth?

>>54002461
>>54002491
From sydney mate lol

DESIGNATED

>>54002868
kek
our weather looks the same anyway, had a weird storm roll through now it's nice af outside.
34C.

>>54002861
yes
which store is my pizza coming from? i need to put some clothes on and open the front door

>>54002893
SHITTING

why is thread ded¿

did malaysian terrorists blow it up¿

>>54003385
siesta

>>54003413
ahh

afternoon asian nap

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Some art show in Siam Paragon.

>>54003487
any chance you can talk to that girl on the left and get her phone number for me?

I think she needs some penis

>>54003487
ask those dancer are they ladyboi or not

>>54003487
shout Allahu Akbar to them pls

>>54003487
look at all of those sex tourists/pedos

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>>54003604

>>54002895
SEATS

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>>54003604

>>54003779
if you're a native Taiwanese, How's your country's relationship with China?*

>>54001707
I have a neighbor that's from Indonesia that looks like her but a fatter version

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>>54003644
>>54003798

Takbir!

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>>54003798
>>54003644
Stop posting western haram female, Tiko

> tfw no at Malaysian singer as gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgD-HgZO4ws

>>54003957
*qt

daily reminder to participate in our daily muslim thread ya akhi


>>54003637
>>54003637
>>54003637

>>54003957
But that's Indonesian

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>>54004016
Malay OC donut steel

Oh, I think I saw a ladyboy :DDDD

>>53990400
>2nd time visiting /asean/
>look at OP, think to myself this time there will be less pinoys
>Still 90% of flips posts

Good bye for ever, /asean/

Do you guys trim your bulbol?

>>54004085
crossdressers are allowed there?

>>54004099
that really hurts desu

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>>54004157
Wut?

>>54000000
test

Any Indons here who want to move to the US together? We can open up a silat academy there and charge mad money for it.

>>54004221
whatever floats your boat, man. He's not that pretty.

>>54004221
he's saying he looks like a man in drag

>>54004246
no, enough with 9/11 Malay

>>54004304
I still have a spare plane tho

>>54004339
I heard there was a few abandoned at KL airport a while back. Maybe they were hoping Malaysia Airlines would fly them into the ocean again?

>>54004352

>>54004362
it's for the big plan

test

>>54004740

Asking for opinions here >>54004630

>>54004847
more like chinese

>>54004847
only the delusional squatters thinks of that doe. so uneducated that just because they have a hispanic family name makes them think that they really have spanish ancestry.

>>54004847
Never met one even this>>54004883

its more like we want to be Korean or Japanese uggh kawai...especially the younger gen

>>54004847
he doesn't know what he's talking about
there's literally no movement going on for that

>>54005004
>delusional squatters

Honestly the rich families still have that novelty of thinking that way

squatters/rural folk are more like pinoy fried!

Post songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMdrk-vCACI

>>54005072
And more like Im (insert Region/Dialect/Island) first then a Filipino second.

some do like to revive Spanish language alot of them are on our reddit for some reason


Separatism its coming ya'll

>>54005072
alright, let me rephrase it.

some flip people with hispanic family names think that they have spic ancestry just because they have a spanish sounding family name.

>>54005142
Great song from a UK band mate, have a favourite of mine:

https://youtu.be/imSqJli5wGU

>>54001707
Ugh, i remember her masturbating video but then no appeal for me

>>54005566
Any link?

>>54005780
Sorry m8 it has been deleted and i didn't save it

hello /int/


has anything changed since christmas?

>>54006161
the year

>>54004847
For that Aussie guy(mostly likely Immigrant) if you are still here, I wonder what made you think so and is it bad from your perspective?

Its a big part of our culture but its not all of it, we can retconned it all we want but alot of it will still show

>>54005780
>68 74 74 70 3a 2f 2f 77 77 77 2e 6d 61 6c 69 62 6f 67 2e 63 6f 2f 35 36 39 35 2f 61 6e 64 72 65 61 2f

it's up to you how to decode it

>>54006244
wow anon, i didn't know it's 2016 already

test

>>54006666
nice quads,indon

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>>54006244
anyway, i kind of missed you guys and i hope /asean/ has less shitposting involved now

>>54003844
It's halal anon, they even go for the refugees sometimes

>>53990400
kontol

>>53990809
kontol

>>53991030
kontol

>>53991139
kontol

>>53991153
kontol

>>53991366
kontol

>>53991513
kontol

>>53991522
kontol

>>53991583
kontol

>>53991596
kontol

>>53991604
kontol

>>53991764
kontol

>>53991944
kontol

>>53992078
kontol

>>53992119
kontol

>>53992301
kontol

>>53992394
kontol

>>53992478
kontol

>>53992743
kontol

>>53992905
kontol

>>53992966
kontol

>>53993169
kontol

>>53993234
kontol

>>53993240
kontol

>>53993322
kontol

>>53993423
kontol

>>53993602
kontol

>>53993672
kontol

>>53993750
kontol

>>53993821
kontol

>>53993899
kontol

>>53993904
kontol

>>53993953
kontol

>>54006940
Where can I buy a kontol?

>>54006962
Usually I give it to your mum free of charge

>>54007037
What does a half Flip half Malay look like tho?

>>54007063
it looks like u, minus the disappointment tho

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>>54006828
nothing much. just some iloilo fag going full chimpanzee mode because he can't take the bantz and hurt his ethnic feels.

where's that btw?

>>54007090
rude..

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Will we ever have a decent movie about our own capes hit?

>>54007063
they look like masterrace of SEA
AMA

>>54006940
Kontol

>/ASEAN/
>more like /Malay Archipelago/

>>54007428
Malaysia the best

>friends rt a pornstar at adult party
>his dad reply "See you when you return from work"
What will he be getting?

>>54007230
As long as they don't always follow the same formula for blockbuster hits, maybe it'll be great.

Even resiklo didn't seem that dark with their portrayal of a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

What you act if him meet you ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dD3dz44Xf8

>>54007463
actually the malay archipelego doesn't really include peninsula malaysia, its more indonesia and the philippines.

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Can I pass as local in your country /asean/ ?

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I actually did it /asean/!

Nina Alvia, here I come

>>54007697
Looks like my ex desu.

>>54007697
yes

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will the people in picrelated pass as locals in your country /asean/?

thanks to /asean/,Malaysia truly asia has replaced Bane posting in my mind

now every time someone mentions asia or the word truly,this shit pops up in my mind. those ads on TV have damaged me as well,I can't stop humming it in my head sometimes

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Mfw all my friends and relatives are posting Hillary and Bernie propaganda shit on their kikebook
&
They are all either Roxas or Dutdutfags

>>54007791
future mindanao leader in the making

>>54007791
makipagtalastasan ka muna sa akin bago mo subukang makipag ugnayan sa taong madla.

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>>54008188
whom do you support then?

>>54007500
MBC
B
C

>>54008392
Saved :^)

>>54008027
me the one with the helmet 3bh

>>54008145
>Malaysia
>not M'laysia
weak meme game you've got there lad.

>>54008188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTbWh4kBnkA

>>54008375
Marahil

>>54008383
Ang bilis mong magsalita, at kailangan mong magsalita gumawa ng madaling Tagalog na dahil hindi ako nakakaintindi anong sabihin mo ito.

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>>54008027
>play board game
>not poker/blackjack
'CHRISTIAN' COUNTRY
even i play poker but no bet

>>54008392
USA: Webb / Trump
Philippines: Poe / Miriam

>>54008466
Why is the pundit browsing a Chinese Cartoon Imageboard.

>>54008027
Malay people look really similar though. I've seen pics of Indons/Malays and they could easily pass off as Filipinos, and vice-versa.

Kamu makan kontol gan

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>>54008682

Whatsapp mah niggas?

>>54008760
hi Umar Patek

>>54008682
makan kontol ku kwkwkwkwkwk

>>54008519
>Ang bilis mong magsalita
You speak too fast. that's what you want to say?
>at kailangan mong magsalita gumawa ng madaling tagalog
at kailangan mong gumamit ng madaling salita sa tagalog
>dahil hindi ako nakakaintindi anong sabihin mo ito.
dahil hindi ko naiintindihan ang ibig mong sabihin dito.

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>>54008529
what would your gf say, if I show her your lewd pics collection?

>>54008519
>gumawa
gamit

>na dahil
dahil

>hindi ako nakakaintindi anong sabihin mo ito

You forgot a few things
1. use ko to refer to yourself in 1st person
2. the verb tense should be changed
3. figure out the rest

>>54007109
north caloocan. i live here

ded thred

What is your favorite ASEAN food?
Hard modo: it must not be from your home country.

>>54009414
satay

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>>54009414
poorfag never eat non fastfood foreign food here
mine is salted fish with greeen chili sambal

>>54009414
tamod kontol

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>>54008392
(You)

I FOUND A HOUSE THAT I WANT TO RENT, BUT THEY SAID I COULD MEET THEM AT 13:00 TODAY, IT'S ALREADY 11:19

>>54009517
that looks strange

>>54009593
>13:00
Silly brit maximum is 12:00, is your clock broken?'

>>54009593
Is it far from your place? If no, you might want to go.

>>54009593 (You) (You)
>>54009615 (You) (You)

>>54009615
you should try it
it tastes great if you eat it with hot rice and your family together in front of the tv in dinner time

I found a good /ASEAN/ related picture that I would want to use as an OP pic.

>>54009633
>not knowing about 24-hour clocks

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>>53999999

>>54009720
>24hr clock
jesus christ. you've been here for too long and you're still unaware of that meymey?

>>54009727
YES

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>>54009644
Ive just hastily written a guide, if I dont come back, I want all of you to know that I hate you all<3

>>54009787
/int/ isn't my primary board so sometimes I forget.

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I'm a filthy rich cunt

>>54009991
>27 Pesos

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>>54009991
Not as rich as you :(

>>54009991
gib me some so I can buy a dinner pls ;_;

>>54009991
>8k idr can't even pay for a taxi plugdown.
>you literally need a wheelbarrow of idr just to buy 4 packs of instant ramen an a rim of cigs.

JUST

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>>54010106
>>54009991
>ITT: Poorfags

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>>54009991

>>54010129
Sure
I would be happy to buy your dinner
How do I transfer it?

>>54010106
You're poor bro, iktf

The rest of you aren't worth replying to

>>54010211
The Sultan has spoken

>>54010211
>>54010155
>>54010106
>>54009991
so, any of you guys want to buy me a new komputer?

New bread
>>54010244
>>54010244

>>54009702
what's sambal like?