it's time to start a new thread edition
>Why yes I do choose to live in London where you earn more money but everything is twice as expensive so it doesn't even matter. The houses are tiny, the streets are dirty, it's overcrowded and there's pakis everywhere
>mfw there will be an imams for house of lords petition soon
>I pay for things in stamps instead of notes, stamps are legal tender (anything with the queens head is)
>draw the queens head
>buy money with it
Just cracked open a nice refreshing can of Boddingtons™, the Cream of Manchester
This is now an Endogenous Money Theory lads.
Banks create money! Tell yer gran and yer mates.
>Ah yes, I work as a machine operator to earn queen's heads to spend on whatever philistine merriments I """"""""""""enjoy""""""""""""
Canadians aren't very smart
really want to fuck her little pussy
This is a load of crap. Why should I, a thin person who knows how to enjoy Cornettos responsibly, be punished because fat people can't control themselves?
wonder what this is all aboooot (how canadians pronounce about)
>tfw cornettos and magnums are getting smaller than our beers
Just lay down on my floor foa second and woke up an hour later
Think I might be drunk
>get to the pub
>friends leaving for after party and the host doesn't want me there because they think i'm weird
>in london all supermarket security are black and all parking wardens are somali
Security in my local asda are indian.
Stereotypes help nobody
>Working in Tesco on the checkout
>bloke comes up to till
>iron bru (Lel) and some other shit
>"alright mate?" I said
>he mumbles "aye"
>scan his shit
>"right that's 20 quid then please"
>slaps down some Scottish notes
>oh here we fucking go
>take them and hold them up to the light as I do with all notes due to a recent bout of counterfeiting
>"'ats legal tenduh theer laddie"
>costanza face "yeah I know mate"
>he looks defeated
>hand him his change
>old dorris working behind me says "what a twat" as he walks off
think about what you like in films and find a book in the same sort of territory. got to take a bit of a punt and try stuff, but those handwritten recommendations on the shelves in bookshops are surprisingly helpful. what sort of films do you like lad? if you're into sci-fi or fantasy stuff the world is your oyster t b h
Yeah man, I already went through the randomer stage and somehow came out the other end worse.
It's a long story but I really didn't deserve the treatment, they're proper Hype fags, what hurt the most was my mates ignoring my calls.
No doubt it'll be "because it'd be awkward if I picked up" so I just won't bother saying anything to anyone except /brit/.
>Working in Tesco on the checkout
and you have the cheek to laugh at any other cunt
Oi lads I saw this video of these people getting their ears professionally cleaned by some scientist geezer with a little hook and shit and camera
Can anyone get that done? Would love someone to merk all the gunk in my ears Tbh because using cotton buds just pushes it to the ear drum
*rolls eyes but has a wry grin on my face and let's out a little chuckle, calls the wife over to "come and listen to this, she says no but I say "come on just listen to it its proper funny!" And she does and enjoys it*
Some cunt in my section at work fucked up the dates on one of our payrolls (800 folk) and it wasn't paid lmao
Was like an episode of The Thick of It 2bh
Analyst at work has recently been getting uppity. It's his job to suggest ways of improving the business in relation to his small field. But his job is to suggest and advise not do.
On Thursday night he tried to take control of my staff and I had a big off with him in the middle of the floor. Told him to fuck off and get back into his box.
>first link is her twitter
>see this first thing
I bet she's a huge cunt
viper yourself my man
viper yourself my man
He's paying for his entire campaign, if he isn't watching his own campaign videos before they're sent out he doesn't deserve to be president. Viper yourself my man
Can't believe Yanks unironically speak like this
Whatever mate that's your opinion, as shocked as you might be I couldn't give a toss whether you like them or not I'm not on fucking commission for their DVDs so it's no skin off my nose. I personally like all their stuff apart from Flying Circus but they have some select sketches in there I find funny
I also saw them live recently at the milenium dome and they were fantastic
I'm platinum high right now lads ngl
Feast your eyes on one of the west midlands posters haha (not westmidslad)
Tomorrow for breakfast I am going to have:
>porridge made with milk
>a slice of Warburton's Toastie bread, toasted, buttered and cut in half diagonally
>a cup of coffee with milk
Looking forward to it.
nein. not a massive smoker these days anyway.
lol I only took a half. but yah. Whooosh off we go. Dropped about 10-15 minutes ago. Got that nervous energy but no MDMA feelings yet obviously.
>Mugi Chan will never be your gf
Why even live?
how do we stop the northerners? ITS NOT FAIR
>Looking at the documents and stuff that came with my meds
>Other side effects: Suicidal ideation
>having to call the rozzers when you want a shag
Imagine that lads
If they're SSRIs then it's nonsense. There was some shit study years ago that came to the conclusion people under 25 were at increased risk of suicide on SSRIs but the results weren't able to be replicated.
If it's benzos then yeah fair enough. They day(s) after taking benzos I routinely feel like killing myself (more than usual).
Tesco's oats I'm afraid lad. Though I think we do have a box of LIDL oats in the cupboard which isn't too far off ALDI.
And really oats are oats, regardless of the brand. Find solace in the fact we will be eating a virtually identical breakfast.