Why are New Zealanders so scary?
look at this and say that again
All that must have been very scary until the invention of gun powder
I was just to make this thread but I saw it in catalog. Here:
It's only a recent change
Until muskets were introduced they believed that the shorter your weapon was the more honourable you were, so they ran around beating each other with greenstone clubs
Why the fuck did the kiwi's fail so hard at slaughtering the native savages? It's like they didn't even try.
>we gave them guns for land, then they went off and killed each other
>they generally left people alone except for land disputes in the boonies
>the Brits didn't care enough about their existence to send enough soldiers
>they were better than abos
>muh guns was never a thing
I'd eat people if i had to survive in some jungle and theres just some random enemy meatbag right next to me with kilos of good meath on it.
What? You want to bury it or some shit? AYYY LMAO
Exactly, they ate all the giant chickens so they had nothing left to hunt
>Ate them all
Nah, they fucked up and lost a war to them
I highly recommend you guys watch this comedy tv series called find me a maori bride.
If aussies had "emu war" with these fuckers.
By burning 99% of australia with their firestick tactics.
It's believed so. Soil samples from the time of the mass extinction show large deposits of ash, then dry, nutrient-poor soil in the years above.
It would also explain why so much of Australia's modern flora rely on fire as part of the life-cycle.
If white people tried to do a traditional Native dance in the US it would probably be considered racists. Unless you were invited to do it by Natives. Something about seeing all those white dudes at the beginning doing a native dance that's not even part of their culture seems a little cringy.
NZ maori blood is too thin for the distinction to matter
Often a lot of self-identifying Maori look almost completely white (but there are distinctions)
Sort of the US one-drop rule except they embrace it
So basically, both are maori (you can tell the groom is maori too when he really gets into it)
Cringy to you guys m8 try not projecting your insecurities elsewhere
Are this gentlemen's understand, what close battle begins after the opponent with a new automatic rifle is not danger for you and can't call an air support and drone support? What kind of time they are living?
>those white dudes
if you're talking about the cunts in the OP's video they pretty much all have some maori blood m8
as for the basketball lot, they have the right to do the haka, they just made a piss poor effort of it
this isn't america, the funny brown people dance is maori culture and by extension a part of new zealand culture as a whole
>try not projecting your insecurities elsewhere
pretty much this
Well we might say "racist" shit. I say bunch of racist shit because i find it funny and i've done it with everyone since i was a child, 2 of my friends are quarter gypsies, 2 have jewish ancestry. Dont even get me started on the shit i fling at bunch of old fennoswedes. And i'm literally the son of genghis khan.
There are idiots ofcourse, but both political ends have them. Hate that politics go towards this extremely politically correct way these days. Cant even throw a joke around without some bubbleboy getting butthurt. It was different not too long ago. I try to avoid those people tho.
your whole country is cringy
I did the dance as well, just as they'd do whatever the fuck we do here in Finland if they were to come here, it's called culture sharing, look it up you autistic SJW
It's shameful, you're literally forced to do that shit and partake in school. It might seem cool to outsiders, but as someone who was raised here it's really not, and most maori are cunts (with a few exceptions). Especially the older women or younger men, they're some of the worst people I've met.
>Is there any reason you guys use an act of aggression and intimidation as a celebration?
2bh m8 if a haka's used as a celebration then it has everything to do with celebration and nothing to do with 'aggression and intimidation'
maybe every haka seems like an act of aggression and intimidation to you, no matter the context
in which case that's kind of your problem, tbf
>go to some bball
>the players are literally their own cheerleaders
What did I just watch NZ, you have some explaining to do.
Missionaries sorted them out before colonisation started
The only ones who kicked up a fuss were the real backwoods ones and the redcoats slapped their shit hard enough that they never started shit again
Maori (at the time, the ones today argue differently) saw the good in being part of the British Empire and were pretty keen to be part of it.
This is the same period when the USA was slaughtering filipinos and overthrowing the hawaiian government and slavers were snatching up polynsesians to work in plantations so they were pretty worried about their people and glad for the security
I find Hakas to be fucking retarded.
Sure, they must be intimidating in the battlefield. But some whackjob doing this shit at a starbucks is beyond retarded.
I don't get the fascination for these.
Turn on a tap to wash down the boat after fishing
>"Oi what tha fahk you tink you doin with our wartah pakeha cunt"
>"The waters not just yours mate. This is here for public use, Hell I even paid a fucking dollar for it"
>"Nah bro, you better put that water back before I fuckin deck your pussy ass bro. It belongs to us."
Literally the worst. If they got rid of that entitlement they would be pretty chill, if they want to use our roads, our technology, our infrastructure then we can use their stupid fucking water/land.