https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUb x-AcDgXo Why are New Ze

it's the only Anglo culture which actually acknowledged the natives and adapted their values

I dunno if it's shameful or based

>>53985669
its shamebased

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>>53985581
look at this and say that again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDucvQYlWj4

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All that must have been very scary until the invention of gun powder

>>53985581
that was awesome as fuckk

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>>53985581
I was just to make this thread but I saw it in catalog. Here:

How did New Zealand get multikulti so right, /int/?

>>53985581
What are they saying?

>>53985581
It's only a recent change
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdI0g3rENcQ
>>53987626
Until muskets were introduced they believed that the shorter your weapon was the more honourable you were, so they ran around beating each other with greenstone clubs
>>53992322
Fuck knows

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>ywn marry a beautiful maori warrioress

fuck me

>>53985581
> muh culture

100% degeneracy

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>>53985669
Why the fuck did the kiwi's fail so hard at slaughtering the native savages? It's like they didn't even try.

Are they even native Maori or a halfie?

>>53985581
are there any qt abo girls?

>>53986583
That was the gayest fucking shit ever. How did the How did our team not burst out laughing?

>>53994899
because the Maoris are based as fuck

>>53994899
they killed like 90% of them

>>53994899
>we gave them guns for land, then they went off and killed each other
>they generally left people alone except for land disputes in the boonies
>the Brits didn't care enough about their existence to send enough soldiers
>they were better than abos
>muh guns was never a thing

>>53995372
I think they were just too "waddafuk is happening?" to even think about laughing. Just look at Harden's face.

>>53996070
how were they better than abos? didn't maoris eat people or some shit

>>53996284
A lot of them adopted western values and they were good for trade. Some did practise cannibalism a bit but it's not like they were all bloodthirsty savages at every encounter

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>>53996284
I'd eat people if i had to survive in some jungle and theres just some random enemy meatbag right next to me with kilos of good meath on it.
What? You want to bury it or some shit? AYYY LMAO

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>>53996656
Exactly, they ate all the giant chickens so they had nothing left to hunt

>>53996750
Didn't aussies have some shitbird too like 100 years ago? But they fucked up and ate them all.

>>53996824
Don't know. The aborigines did firestick farm the Diprotodon to extinction, which was a cow-like wombat the size of a rhino.

>>53996656
what did ancient finns do except ski around and eat moose testicles?

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>>53996824
>Ate them all
Nah, they fucked up and lost a war to them

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I highly recommend you guys watch this comedy tv series called find me a maori bride.

>>53996919
>cow-like wombat the size of a rhino.
australia was based.
Hope we'll get some mammoths up in this bitch soon. I heard some mad scientists want to clone them.

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>>53996948
Ice skating

>>53996919
what's firestick farm

>>53996824
>>53996995

You were correct about the bird megafauna; a giant waterfowl.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dromornis

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>>53997135
If aussies had "emu war" with these fuckers.

>>53997086
It's where you harangue a pack of animals into a forest, then burn the forest down from all directions.

>>53997185
They would win because it was heavier, slower and bigger, which meant easier to shoot

>>53985581

decent way to be invited into the family i reckon

>>53985669

it's neither, it's just what it is

>>53995165

there are no full blood maori left m8

>>53997234
But aussies didn't have guns like that back in the day.
these chickens could rule the world.

>>53997196
god damn abos were fucking autistic kek

I imagine that's part of the reason the outback is such a shithole these days?

>>53997278
what are you talking about
abos literally killed and ate them to extinction

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>>53997338
By burning 99% of australia with their firestick tactics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKMbKvJRP5A

Why are New Zealanders so great at insulting grapes?

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>cumskins doing the haka

>>53997408
whats so funny

>>53997408
I bet some maoris really hate that shit.

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>>53985581
what the actual fuck

>>53997296
It's believed so. Soil samples from the time of the mass extinction show large deposits of ash, then dry, nutrient-poor soil in the years above.

It would also explain why so much of Australia's modern flora rely on fire as part of the life-cycle.

>>53985669
If white people tried to do a traditional Native dance in the US it would probably be considered racists. Unless you were invited to do it by Natives. Something about seeing all those white dudes at the beginning doing a native dance that's not even part of their culture seems a little cringy.

>>53997659
theres like 2 white dudes and the rest are full blown mulattoes

>>53995165
NZ maori blood is too thin for the distinction to matter
Often a lot of self-identifying Maori look almost completely white (but there are distinctions)
Sort of the US one-drop rule except they embrace it

So basically, both are maori (you can tell the groom is maori too when he really gets into it)

>>53997408
>>53997452
>>53997659
Cringy to you guys m8 try not projecting your insecurities elsewhere

>>53997408
>>cumskins doing the haka

The guys are all Maori.

t. Maori

Maori aren't racist. Even 10% Maori ancestry makes you a Maori.

>>53985581
Are this gentlemen's understand, what close battle begins after the opponent with a new automatic rifle is not danger for you and can't call an air support and drone support? What kind of time they are living?

>>53997659

>those white dudes

if you're talking about the cunts in the OP's video they pretty much all have some maori blood m8

as for the basketball lot, they have the right to do the haka, they just made a piss poor effort of it

this isn't america, the funny brown people dance is maori culture and by extension a part of new zealand culture as a whole

>>53997848

>try not projecting your insecurities elsewhere

pretty much this

>>53997408
>>53997659
>taking race this seriously

haka, more like C U C K A lmao

>>53997869
are finns racist?
dont consider myself racist, i treat all people equally shit or well.

>>53998303

would have gone with H A C U C K myself

>>53998310
>are finns racist?

No

>>53995372
Gotta respect their culture and shit even if they're taunting you I guess

Maoris are god tier compared to Abos 2bh.

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>>53998702
Well we might say "racist" shit. I say bunch of racist shit because i find it funny and i've done it with everyone since i was a child, 2 of my friends are quarter gypsies, 2 have jewish ancestry. Dont even get me started on the shit i fling at bunch of old fennoswedes. And i'm literally the son of genghis khan.

There are idiots ofcourse, but both political ends have them. Hate that politics go towards this extremely politically correct way these days. Cant even throw a joke around without some bubbleboy getting butthurt. It was different not too long ago. I try to avoid those people tho.

>>53998789
There isn't an Australian who would disagree with you

>>53998658
needed to rhyme t͏bh lad

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>>53985581

what's with all the russians in the comments?

>>53998913
>2 of my friends are quarter gypsies

My brother's daughter as well.

Gizza durry gunt :DDD XD

>>53985581
That was ummm not the norm

>>53997385
Ahhaaahhhaaahhaahhh had a good laugh lol

>>53985581
They're not.

They have funny accents, that's why they have to yell and scream like that so people will actually be intimidated.

>>53985581
>Doing a war dance at a wedding

Why would anyone suggest this?

>>53985669
it's based, maoris are fucking awesome

t. lived in new zealand

>>53985669
>natives

>>53997659
your whole country is cringy
I did the dance as well, just as they'd do whatever the fuck we do here in Finland if they were to come here, it's called culture sharing, look it up you autistic SJW

>>54001622

is it really that odd to you?

try and actually think for a second about how many different people in different countries do weird shit at weddings or funerals m8

>>54002006
But a war dance though...

Is there any reason you guys use an act of aggression and intimidation as a celebration?

>>53985669
It's shameful, you're literally forced to do that shit and partake in school. It might seem cool to outsiders, but as someone who was raised here it's really not, and most maori are cunts (with a few exceptions). Especially the older women or younger men, they're some of the worst people I've met.

>>53985669
>Conquering savages because you're superior in every way
>Adopting their inferior values and culture

So fucking glad we didn't all become wannabe abos

Oh yeah true ow bro ow g that waz pretty cool ayy now give me smoke white boi.

>celebrating a culture of cannibals

>>53997869
>maori aren't racist

lol yeah they are. Race is the first thing they resort to when mad.

>>54002078

>Is there any reason you guys use an act of aggression and intimidation as a celebration?

2bh m8 if a haka's used as a celebration then it has everything to do with celebration and nothing to do with 'aggression and intimidation'

maybe every haka seems like an act of aggression and intimidation to you, no matter the context

in which case that's kind of your problem, tbf

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>>53986583
>go to some bball
>the players are literally their own cheerleaders

>>53985581
God the Haka is so fucking gay. I fucking hate all the white fags who do it. Let maori culture die out already

>>53985581
this is some normie shit i dont like.

>>54002244

Shutup Pakeha. Waea atu ki te Pirihimana!

>>53986583
Lol at Derrick Rose. Guy comes from one of the worst neighborhoods in Chicago. I'd like to know what he made of it

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>>53985581

What did I just watch NZ, you have some explaining to do.

>>53996284
Missionaries sorted them out before colonisation started

The only ones who kicked up a fuss were the real backwoods ones and the redcoats slapped their shit hard enough that they never started shit again

Maori (at the time, the ones today argue differently) saw the good in being part of the British Empire and were pretty keen to be part of it.

This is the same period when the USA was slaughtering filipinos and overthrowing the hawaiian government and slavers were snatching up polynsesians to work in plantations so they were pretty worried about their people and glad for the security

>>54002244
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osc-GjD65uc

I thought it was muh land.

>>53997869
This desu

I'm glad we have better race relations here than in the States. They really have no idea what its like.

Have you been back home recently?

>>53985581
They should just fuck already.

I find Hakas to be fucking retarded.

Sure, they must be intimidating in the battlefield. But some whackjob doing this shit at a starbucks is beyond retarded.

I don't get the fascination for these.

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>>54002244
Turn on a tap to wash down the boat after fishing
>"Oi what tha fahk you tink you doin with our wartah pakeha cunt"
>"The waters not just yours mate. This is here for public use, Hell I even paid a fucking dollar for it"
>"Nah bro, you better put that water back before I fuckin deck your pussy ass bro. It belongs to us."

Literally the worst. If they got rid of that entitlement they would be pretty chill, if they want to use our roads, our technology, our infrastructure then we can use their stupid fucking water/land.

>>53985581
That's pretty cool.

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A

Why do Maoris keep this tradition when they basically lost to the britbong invaders? They're literally doing the dance of losers.

>>53985581
Damn, the Mexicans are getting pretty primitive, huh?