>tfw I grew a fetish for the Minnesotan accent Do Minnesotan

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>tfw no chubby midwestern gf to cuddle with through the cold winters

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>>53982089
>chubby
I'd rather have a healthy one tbqh

>>53981951
>the New Yorker accent
City or upstate?

>>53982222
>alaska

I guess they need all that blubber just to withstand the frozen tundra

>>53981951
Whatever accent is from Long Island is hot as fuck tbqh

Not sure if it has a name, and I'm talking on women ofc

t. Texan

>>53981951
>New Yorker accent
No, fuck off you dirty Wop/Jew/PR. Stay in your contaminant zone.

There's a girl from Minnesota who posts here. Try to summon her, and request a vocaroo.

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>>53982840
>Whatever accent is from Long Island

Kill yourself for your shit taste
t. From Long Island

>>53982921
Containment zone? The world comes to New York, not the other way around l m a o

>>53982720
Strong island

>>53982840
I have no clue what its called and I live here

>>53982921
Not jew or Italian but we are the rudest people in the country and very proud of it

>>53982975
I guess it's nice because I'm not from there and I've only met maybe 2 or 3 grills with it and they were hot as fuck and it just added to their hotness

One was a qt jewess :3

>>53981951
bost examble of minesodan aggsent

>we say 1 word different so we have an accent

fuck off ameritards

>>53983275
>jewess
>qt
I fucking hate JAPS, if any of you lived on LI you would instantly lose your jew fetish

>>53983305
They pronounce "Whip" "Hawhip" And "Turtle" "Turtall"

I've never heard a NY accent in person, but a have a few friends from HS who really like that accent. But most Minnesotan girls won't leave the state, so you have that to deal with. Just move to like Duluth and catch some QTs.

>>53982949
Hi.

>>53983324
>1 word differently
Nigger please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAiHqOgEaEM

>>53983324
>>53983305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4Je2WxsqWA

>>53983378
Vocaroo please.

>>53983305
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fYZ6O0AeRy
Here.
>>53983429
Basically.

>>53983378
Will you bless us with a vocaroo lass?

>>53983135
>Strong island
Lawn Guy Land?
You have the worst accent in the Northeast after Southie.
t.Connecticut who lives in Brooklyn.

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>>53983466
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fYZ6O0AeRy
Oh my fucking god that was perfect

>>53983449
>>53983480
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A5bn3sYmac

>>53982089
Go to Wisconsin if you're into the chubby girls, they were like the fattest state for awhile.

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>>53983568
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A5bn3sYmac
Too cute! Your accent is very strong btw

>>53983532
>Lawn Guy Land
Kek lad, love my accent desu

>>53983346
This guy understands

Trying to date a JAP is impossible if you don't make at least six figures

>>53983545
>>53983682
Thanks pal. It fluctuates depending on where I live (when I lived in Wisconsin it wasn't as strong, same when I'm not living with my parents which I'm not anymore).

>>53983760
They are materialistic and annoying as hell, I'd rather have a pure Minnesotan gf
>>53983568
>>53983466
perfect accent here

>>53983879
Yeah the same thing happens with my accent, when I'm in LI I sound like a Guido wop and I'm not even italian

>>53983324
kek

>>53983364
>>53983416
>>53983429
>>53983466
literally standard american boring accent
southern masterrace, midwest btfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT7CVDiCDQI

>>53983999
Do you mean Long Island? I've never been to the East Coast so I don't know all these things.
>>53984033
>southern
Please
>>53983938
As I said, move to Duluth and get a QT there. Duluth is legit top tier Minnesotan city. But thanks!

>>53983346
>>53983760
I dated a Russian Jew and that shit was the most infuriating and hottest thing I've done, not becasue she was money hungry, just that she was high maintenance and never stopped talking. Looking back it was probably unhealthy how much enjoyed her belittling and babying me...

>>53983568
People weren't kidding when they said Minnesotans sound Canadian.

>>53984121
Yeah, the Strong Island, there are a couple Minnesotans at my Uni here in Boston and I love there accent, dont think I would move to Duluth though the area seems desolate although comfy

>>53984033
>southern masterrace
Just because you terrone muli's also live in the south doesnt mean you need solidarity with our southerners

>>53984149
I think the ones from New York have a similar mentality, very high maintenance, loud/odd, materialistic, morally bankrupt, eccentric etc

>>53984277
It's not to desolate, I went camping up there and it's really nice. The downtown is wonderful as well, I wish I had photos on my phone still.
>>53984163
Thanks I guess! I get mistaken for Canadian when I travel.

>>53981951
No, they don't. And I don't think you have a fetish, you just want to fuck the hottest blondes in the country.

>>53984577
I'm guessing Minnesotans have an overall negative view of New Yorkers?

>>53983568
You better be from the northern half of the state, it almost sounds like you're from the cities and trying too hard.

>>53984857
Not from the cities, I would fucking die living up there. I'm from a small farming community.
>>53984783
I have no real opinion on New Yorkers other than that they don't smile at people on the street which I feel is weird.

>>53984783
90% of the country hates New Yorkers and thinks we're massive cunts (which we admittedly are).

>>53984956
SW prairie girl then, nice cozy area. I used to date some norwegian chick from there. Also... the northern half is the best part of the state.

>>53983745
I had a lot of Long Islanders at my college. Someone pointed out that its basically how the Long Island accent pronounces it.

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>>53985099
Yeah, southern MN is so cozy. We have a lot of land we still farm down here. But it is true that the northern part is best. I love camping up there in the summer and just visiting.
Last summer I accidentally went to Duluth during Grandmas Marathon and that was a clusterfuck. I will never do that again.

>>53984783
You're seen as loud, rude and arrogant by most of us. You think you're better than everyone because you have a gigantic piss smelling city.

>>53981951
Minnesota girls will probably give less of a shit about you then NY girls, but try to convince you of the opposite.

>>53981951
>New Yorker accent


If you are under 40 then you dont have the accent.

Most people here speak standard accent now.

t. age 23 new yorker

>>53985252
Looks comfy as fuck.

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>>53985252
Should have skipped Duluth and just kept going up the north shore. It keeps getting better the further you go.

>>53985252
>TFW Grossmutter is in Owatonna

most of the times I visit I want to move there, desu. t. Massachusetts

>>53984956
>I have no real opinion on New Yorkers other than that they don't smile at people on the street which I feel is weird.
Hahahaha, that's too funny

>>53984971
>90% of the country hates New Yorkers and thinks we're massive cunts (which we admittedly are).
Yep i think that's pretty much a fact

>>53985171
Hmmm, it sounds more like Lawng Eyelind

>>53985255
KEK

>>53982222
how come texas isn't fat?

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>>53985255
>tfw fob chink who went to elementary and middle school in NY
>had to go to 'speech therapy' to project my apparently too quiet voice
>move to ohio
>everyone looks at me like I'm retarded
>I am painfully aware how loud I was but I couldn't stop
There should not be this wide of a difference in a comparatively small area...

>>53985505
we actually do physical work, funnily enough.

>>53985505
The red boxes there are probably the major cities, theyre fat but not as bad as the rest of the gib me dats south

>>53982222
>the Bronx is fatter than the rest of NYC
ahahahaha its such a shithole.

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>>53985393
Oh I know, we camped near Two Harbors as well. It's great.
>>53985403
>Owatonna
I've been there so many times yet I don't know what Grossmutter means. The performer Owl City is from Owatonna. Why do you go there?
>>53985365
It so is.
>>53985407
That's all I know. My sister said the same thing when she went, that people were unfriendly.

>>53983305

http://vocaroo.com/i/s19IALKCALYF

Hello, I am a UMN student here. Been raised in this state my whole life.

>>53985638
Grossmutter=Grandma, my family still speaks German.
I visit as much as I can because she is 93 and still lives alone.

>>53984956
New Yorkers tend to not smile at other people on the street, as when they are walking on the street they are probably thinking of killing themselves and not about other people.

>>53985689
Oh, I use Oma when refering to my grandmother from Germany. But that's cool! Are you Minnesotan?
>>53985643
What college? You sound like a friend of a friend who goes to the U.
>>53985694
Oh that's kinda sad.

>>53985638
>That's all I know. My sister said the same thing when she went, that people were unfriendly
We are just rough around the edges (no but seriously many of us are assholes) but we are mostly just animated people with a grim resting face

>>53985505
Texans lift

Also, lot of military in Texas

>>53985810

I attend the College of Liberal Arts (Hi STEMfags) for my anthropology degree.

Also, here is me speaking as normally as possible.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rYotQuIPIj

>>53985810
No. My mum is, my dad is from Texas. I was born down there, but live in MA now. She tells us to use "Grossmutter" and my father as "Herr Vater." as I understand it is very formal.

>>53985810
Its just a joke, for most people they probably just see so many anonymous faces that make no expression towards them, as the faces just want to get where the need to go and fast. If you smile at us we will usually smile back, the exception probably being the people who actually want to kill themselves.

>>53985899
I actually considered getting an anthropology degree from there, but decided against it for Polysci. Go figure.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s037gtmuXIXA
>>53985931
Well that's pretty neat, the more you know.
>>53985820
Grim resting faces can be scary though.

>>53986053
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s037gtmuXIXA
>pop and stuff like a normal human being
Kek sure thing

>Grim resting faces can be scary though
Well your accent would melt mine right off, too cute

>>53986053

I actually just started as a transfer student. It's a fucking big campus and getting from one class to another is a nightmare. I have 15 minutes to get from Folwell Hall to Blegen, from my Japanese class to my Anthropology class, and they're close to 1.5 miles away from each other. I'm in good enough shape where I can make the distance in time on foot, but goddamn, I need a better way to transit.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t3CyVQRcSJ

Grew up in Michigan
Ive lived in nyc for about two years. I came to study dentistry in the city.
I can honestly say the nyc accent is really unappealing to me a grill from the mid west.

>>53986286
Where did you transfer from? A good friend of mine lives in Sanford and says the dorm situation up there is awful. So you have to go from West to East? I'm not super up to date with how that all goes as I only go up to visit.
There's more Minnesotans than I thought on this board, only other one I knew goes to UWEC
>>53986192
Well thanks pal. Try smiling when you're walking!
>>53986034
I will make note.

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>>53983568
so Minnesotan. It's uber kawaii.

>>53986545

A two-year closer to St. Paul. I'm actually older than most of my peers, so it's kind of jarring to see all these kids fresh out of high school try to talk down to me. My apartment is about 20 minutes away from campus, so it's not that close, but I still walk every day because I'd hate to pay for a parking pass.

>>53986605
>he doesn't like my accent

baka desu sempai

>>53986605
Thank you friend!
>>53986705
Well, fuck that. That's not an awful walk when it's nice outside.
Are parking passes spendy? I can imagine they are. Do you live in Dinky?

>>53986705
which one's yours.

>>53986930

Just a ten-minute walk from Annie's Parlour. Super close to Dinky. I actually really like it because it's so colorful. Way different from the country.

>>53986990
I am http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t3CyVQRcSJ

>>53983568
OWATONNA
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>>53987060
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t3CyVQRcSJ
Why didn't God place me in Minnesota? Cutest + Comfiest accent.

>>53987224
Move here then!
>>53987091
Nah, but they have a nice theater
>>53987060
Yeah, Dinky is super cool

>>53989071
I'd love to move there, and thought about it often.
I've driven through the twin cities. I might do it someday, but I'm currently have no career.

How's rent out there? the city I'm currently living is getting gentrified to hell by californians. I don't want to ruin someone's home like they're doing to mine.

>>53981951
One browses /int/

Also, no.

>>53982222
This seems questionable.

Look at Kansas-Colorado border. It's most likely a difference in the survey question.

>>53989401
I live in a smaller town and i have two roommates, and it's like 350USD/mo. with everything included. With no roommates it's like 500USD/mo.
But yeah, it's a great state.
>>53989668
That's me!

>>53990073
The sun set at 3:40 when I was in the Twin cities.

Depressed the fuck out of me.

You?

>>53990073
>500 USD/Mo

That's really good actually. I'm looking at the Minneapolis craiglist right now. I might actually do this in the next year.

>>53990288
Minneapolis may be a bit more spendy than that, just so you know. But still cheaper than most big cities.
>>53990218
Yeah, that happens in the winter. I like it though, it's kinda cozy. It set tonight around 5. Doesn't depress me too much because i'm used to it.