When did you realise you were a sperg and/or an asshole?
>often chat-banned from my SC1 group for being annoying
>banned from my first online forum
>banned from one of my first online games
>seen as a little weird in highschool
>not particularly liked in any of my jobs
>been on over 50 first dates but never really had chemistry
>more often than not don't want to talk to parents despite what they do for me
>who knows what else
Even nowadays my close circle of friends say I'm being incendiary on purpose when I really just want everyone to have a fun and interesting time.
>>more often than not don't want to talk to parents despite what they do for me
This happens to me too. Probably because sperg as opposed to asshole if you don't intentionally act nasty to people
>did too much coke over the last six months
>my insides are fucking shredded
i barely touched the stuff on monday and i felt like shit the whole week i don't think my system's recovered yet.
not to mention the new gf doesn't think to highly of drug use, which is a bit of a shame.
>but ethanol, nicotine and caffeine are drugs too!
The difference is that these drugs have a much shorter half-life in your body don't have as much of effect on your biochemistry as, say, LSD or MDMA. If you lads keep taking these bizarre cocktails then you will fuck up your brains.
I want to cuddle Azusa.
When I started insulting my mate's sister right to his face. Viciously insulting her and he didn't swing for me. Took me a few days before I copped on what a cunt I'd been and offered him a free dig but he didn't take it. Made me realise I was so much of a cunt that I wasn't even worth the effort of punching. I've pulled back now to just being a dick, which seems to go down oddly well with women.
Detective here. Just came here to do my daily evidence recon for the ongoing case being made against the vigilante pakistani known as "ribena" but this thread is a goldmine.
You're all knicked. Thank goodness Mr Hirokatana replies so promptly to all law enforcement IP requests. You will all be getting a knock on the door shortly. Online bragging makes my job so much easier; I'll be chief inspector in no time.
fuck me im jealous
nearest nandos is 20 miles away though and i need to save petrol :(
There is no evidence whatsoever that claims psychedelics cause brain damage. It's conjecture to say say.
You should reseearch drugs it's very interesting even if you don't take them. You end up knowing the receptors in your brain and what they do it's a laymen introduction to neuorscience and psychiatry.
Yep. 50 2mg green hulk bars.
Nope. They are proper xanax bars from the darknet. Google green hulk xanxa bars
The other white ones ae generic xanax. The green hulks blow your head off.
Please provide evidence for your claim lad.
get some sleep then wageslaving all night
At least you got your daily ration of trips m8
Started work 40 mins ago
7 hours 20 mins till I'm off then I'll swing by the ol' bottle shop and grab some brews
Go home and get pissed all by myself
>ring your weed guy
>"yeah just give me 15-20 minutes mate"!
>at least an hour until you get your stuff
who else knows this feel
Why can't I wake up from this tranny nightmare
got some random as fuck message from some jap (walk on) i played and beat on chess.com
what do i say back?
funniest reply and ill copy and paste it as a reply
lol only time I've used Uber was in San Francisco mate, don't think it's a thing here and certainly not around my way
I could tell her to get a cab, yeah, but I'd probably never hear the end of it
>might get the johhnie walker black label out lads
>ring him after 20 minutes
>"I'll be there in 15 minutes bro"
>ring him after 15 minutes
>"just gimme another 10 minutes lad"
>ring him after 10 minutes
>"I'm nearly there lad ill be about 15 minutes"
>ring him after 15 minutes
>"I'm 2 minutes away lad"
>10 minutes later he finally arrives
>"sorry about the wait, here's an extra 10 bud mate"
that's kind of you m8
9 minutes m8 you barely made it count. if you're about to shoot your life force out your cock, you might as well aim for a solid 15.
>got some random as fuck message from some jap (walk on) i played and beat on chess.com
>what do i say back?
>funniest reply and ill copy and paste it as a reply
They want to know about tact and etiquette from an Englishman. I don't see the problem. Explain to them that they want to say that they aren't a fan of the band, without saying the band is bad. Something along the lines of "It's just not my style".
do you ever wonder why you deserve a gf? i'm a pathetic loser, even if a girl wanted to be with me i'd only be a negative influence on her life. what could i offer her? doesn't she deserve happiness?
im a 3rd year at uni and still dont really know how to revise kek, i just usually just gamble and pick a few specific things and learn them really in depth and hope theyre on the exam, goat feel when it works, utter despair when it doesnt x
i honestly would do just cba to write
you give me something nice to say and ill send it
i dont mind to much as i love driving and listening to audiobooks/podcasts/music
will do if no else comes up with anything better
I currently have some red, black, blue and this shitty duty free only one called The Adventurer
the cork of the blue actually snapped in half and fell inside, can you believe that? luckily i had an old platinum bottle to decant it into
>do you ever wonder why you deserve a gf?
Yeah when I was like 16 I used to wonder that.
When you get to a certain age and you're life is still looking extremely bleak with no hope in sight, the last thing on your mind is a fucking gf.
I put barely any effort into my wanks, they're a pragmatic thing for me that I want to get over with as quickly as possible
you may be willing to put in greater effort for greater payoff but quite frankly I can't be arsed with such things
>The "lads" is what bothers me more than anything else. I don't know why it's so fucking cancerous and obnoxious, but it is
Was at tesco earlier and picked up some coconut oil (for arse lube). It was £5.99 for a tub ~250ml. Really expensive. Hoping that it works because every artificial lube I've used has caused me irritation.
>this wanker earnt £3 million in one year from stupid youtube videos
i was at insomnia summer this year doing a booth which was positioned near the youtuber stage and the number of kids that were there with their parents to see these random youtube fucks was legitimately staggering
>tfw got an offer for personal tutoring from Phil Galfond
absolutely making it lads
>this degenerate claiming taking psychedelics isn't bad for you
just because it's not been researched doesn't mean you aren't fucking your brain up.
Smelly dumb NEET degenerate drug taking scum.
>Taiwanese K-pop singer
>Taiwanese Korean Pop
the absolute madman
who cares if it's bad for you. it's fun. are you seriously enjoying existence so much that you'd like to prolong it at the cost of enjoyment? go eat a cale smoothie you prude.
Here's how you (and everyone ITT) are going to die, regardless of whether you have taken drugs or not:
>Alzheimer's / dementia
You're not going to peacefully pass away in your sleep at 92 while the "degenerate druggies" have their faces slough off as they crawl about on their hands and knees after having ingested the latest toxic cocktail.
Might as well live a little while you still can.
What's your thoughts on this? Do you support assisted psychotherapy to settle illnesses such as PTSD, OCD and anxiety?
They used to do in the 1960's and it had great results.
Read these and please don't start using ad hominmes I like talking to you, you have a sound head lad.
I'm not advocating them for recreational use, I believe they have good therapuetic powers and there is evidence to support my claim. If you're interested read up on the MAPS foundation for psychedelics.
Even if you don't do drugs it's very interesting to read about
In what way does it fuck my brain up? All LSD does is bind to receptors in your brain and acts as an agonists for neurotrainsmitters that are already in your brain.
How'd you exam go lad?
Fermi's golden rule is just the projection of the initial state onto the final state via a perturbation term.
Advanced QM gets pretty fucking confusing though tbf, especially for nuclear stuff.
be your employers bitch or be the job centers bitch
no winning move m8
If you;re worried you can try nootropics, they assist cognitive function and prevent mental decay like alzheimers and dementia. They make your memory really good. They aren't druigs they are supplements. A combination of amino acids and other therapeutic substances.
Long read but it's worth it.
No way lad, as long as you pass it anyway. Good luck wish I was doing what you're doing 2bh.
was asked to write fermi's golden rule and explain what all the terms mean for 10 (ten) marks
not a bad question 2bh
maybe you know how to do this one
need 70% average for a first
Posting CV for my m8, poleaboo, hope one of you lads could hook him up with a job
Sept 2011 - March 2015
The Robert Gordon University
Diploma of Higher Education Accounting & Finance
Subjects studied included:
Finance for Business Decisions A
Personal & Business Finance - A
Introductory Economics A
Quantitative Business Techniques A
Financial Decision-Making A
Advanced Business Law A
Financial Accounting B
Management Accounting B
External Reporting B
Business Ethics - B
Business Law - B
Management Concepts B
Business Creation & Growth B
Sept 2007 - July 2009
Key Skills Level 3
Sept 2002 - July 2007
x High School
10 Subjects grade A-C; including Mathematics B, English Language B, English Literature B
if you work somewhere that sells muffins, I will fucking track you down and kill you if you use paper cups. I don't know how many times I've had the whole bottom crumble the fuck off and make a mess because the fucking paper stuck to it. If you do this, kill yourself.
Aug 2013 - Exclusec
Major responsibilities included:
Ensuring the safety of the participants of the event and the general public
Maintaining friendly relationships with the public through communication
Sept 2013 - x Ltd.
August 2014 Accounts Assistant
Major responsibilities included:
Creating purchase invoices
Processing employee mileage and expenses claims
Preparing monthly payment reports
Preparing monthly figures reports for management
Performing monthly quality audits in order to maintain compliance with ISO 9001
Maintaining filing of documents,
Receiving and making calls to clients
Oct 2014 - McDonalds
May 2015 Crew Member
Major responsibilities included:
Making customers feel valued, maintaining and fostering good relations with them
Managing taking and serving orders
Working as part of a team to improve efficiency
June 2015 - Codonas Amusement Park
Sept 2015 Ride Operator & Arcade Attendant
Major responsibilities included:
Operating various amusement park rides safely
Understanding and enforcing health & safety regulations
Understanding and enforcing gambling regulations
Working as part of a team to open and shut the park attractions
Training new staff members
Ad hoc tasks such as cleaning in the event of heavy rain
I've been linking /b/tards to /brit/ threads and telling them it's "meme central" for about a 2 weeks now. I have noticed the increase in normies and an overall decrease in post quality, and it's all thanks to me.
KEY PROJECTS .
Preparing a reports and presentations concerning the hypothetical creation and operation of a sandwich retailer in the local area and the simulated created of a computer manufacturer, these were team projects
Report using PESTEL framework analysing the reasons a selected firm is suffering in the external business environment
Up-Selling items to customers at McDonalds, I have achieved and surpassed targets by knowing when to time questions and how to present propositions
Writing - The ability to write clear, comprehensive and grammatically correct documents, the experience for which I have gained from preparing academic coursework throughout my academic career and reports to management while working at
Strong Research - Capable of using the library and the internet to locate and retrieve valuable information, I have done this when completing academic assignments
Teamwork - I have worked as part of a large team at McDonalds and smaller teams at university and through which I have learned how it is appropriate to communicate and how company efficiency can be improved through specialisation
Interpersonal - Working on the front counter of McDonalds required constant communication with both coworkers and customers. This experience highlighted both the need to listen to the needs of others and how to express my own requirements and understanding
Computer - Proficient in the use of Microsoft Word, Excel and PowerPoint
Communication - Completed a presentation as part of the Management Accounting module on my course; it involved a PowerPoint presentation which helped to develop my verbal communication and confidence speaking in front of an audience
Well I buried both my parents to cancer - pancreatic dad and extensive small cell lung liver thing mum. I'm planning on something exotic like Ebola or Aids. I mean with aids theres 20 years of hiv fucking before its full blown immune fuck up. Shame African women and men look identical cept for tits and dicks.
Time management - Managing taking and serving customer orders alongside any ad hoc tasks. It differed from projects and assignments at and University as the time periods allocated to accomplishing each task were shorter.
Organisation - Multiple project deadlines have been close together often in my academic career, I have been able to complete projects on time and to the best of my ability
Leadership - Former co-president of my high school chess club, I also organised a school-wide tournament in which I was placed 2nd, furthermore I assumed the role of leader in a recent team project
Self management - During periods where tasks provided by management are low I am capable of finding additional ways of contributing to the organisation such as maintaining stock levels at McDonalds or working on spreadsheets at .
Learning - I am capable of learning new job specific skills both on the job and theoretically
Salesmanship - Up-Selling large meals, offers and products to customers
I enjoy wide variety of genres Japanese animation, film, video games and American comic books
A keen follower of the sports of Boxing, MMA and Professional Wrestling; they have rich histories which I am also fond of researching
Video games have taught me the values of perseverance, logic, problem solving, the advantages and necessity of learning new strategies and when playing new games I must also learn new control schemes
Discussing the above listed interests with others is both the most enjoyable aspect and largest benefit of having these interests, there are large and varied communities with whom I can communicate with and has developed strong interpersonal skills
Dislike living with girls
They just constantly fake giggle at nothing
Like seriously one of them just went downstairs and they didn't even say hi they just giggled at each other
What the fuck is that
Euthanising people with Alzheimer's is actually really hard in itself. Lots of people who have the disease want to die but even in places where medical euthanasia is legal there are loads of checks in place where the patient has to give consent.
And with Alzheimer's, even though a patient might be clear headed one day and perfectly able to coherently describe their wish to die, at the time of the next check they could easily be having a bad day and suddenly they find themselves unable to say that they want to die.
So it's a fucking nightmare even for those with the sense to want to be killed. Your best bet will be to kill yourself as soon as you get the diagnosis, while your mind is still there.
>engage in sex with over 80 Moroccan women,
>promising them to take them to Belgium
>asked them for sexual photos as souvenirs
>ejaculate on the face of veiled woman
>having another woman kneel, bound, and gagged
>urinate on her
>At least one of the women filed a complaint to the police in Morocco
>The police arrested her, as well as many of the other women pictured, as posing for pornographic photos is a crime in Morocco
>several have disappeared, either in hiding or murdered by their families in honor killings
>Families of the photographed women have placed a bounty on his head
You can't make this shit up.
Tbh, from what I've read and seen, LSD seems to make people more impressionable (probably why governments were experimenting with it for mind control/interrogation stuff), so I'm not surprised that combined with counseling/psychotherapy, it can have some beneficial effects for people with mental issues. That doesn't mean it's good to self-medicate with it though, it's a powerful chemical and could mess you up even if you're not careful.
one of the lads in the group chat just posted an essay about how his car was been written off so he needs to drop out of the lads holiday this summer so he can pay for a new car... were not sure if its a joke or not just evaluating that now x
I said earlier both my paternal grandparents had it it's an evil condition. I wasn't grown up when they were still alive but in hindsight, how seeing them in that condition affected my dad was horrible.
Don't buy Rogans alpha brain it's pure shit.
Get yourself on an oxiracetam stack with choline it feels like you're on that drug from limitless.
>That doesn't mean it's good to self-medicate with it though, it's a powerful chemical and could mess you up even if you're not careful.
I fully agree. It's not a toy. It's a powerful mind altering drug that you should take with caution, but some people are strong minded enough to go wild with it.
I see read up on the MKULTRA file. So interesting to read about. The FBI were using LSD as a brainwashing tool and mind control. They would randomly dose their agents with huge doses of LSD to find out if they were spys for the soviet union or not. Some of the people that got spiked jumped off buildings.
>"hurrrr /brit/ is a normie general, abnormies fuck off xD"
This is what you get, now it REALLY is a normie/underage general.
If it were me I'd be pretty pissed favä
>LAD IT WAS JUST A PRANK M8
>They would randomly dose their agents with huge doses of LSD to find out if they were spys for the soviet union or not
could you imagine how terrifying that would be? Even if you knew what psychedelics did, if you just started tripping the fuck out randomly at work you'd go mental and shit yourself
Going through more or less the same thing mate
>Mate suggests going Amsterdam in March
>Other mate already has the week off
>I book the Thursday and Friday off, planning a long weekend
>Original mate who suggested the whole thing suddenly can't get the Friday off
He's got a history of flaking as well.
>20+ people took the strawpoll
>no-one bothered to check the noice digits