/brit/

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cara

>>53962305
If Justin Bieber and Shia LeBeouf can find God, then you have no excuse not to

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halo

ff89f88f89f8uf8fu89f899u89u8fu89f489398u98efjefherchjbvjhbhjrbf


Time to give the willy another tug

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>Yes I do have small (<15 size) feet

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1 Corinthians 16:13
13 Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be courageous; be strong.
Matthew 11:28

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Kyary

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>>53962305
For him

pooing a do

>>53962305
haha he'd be all like "right, love. first i smash these *points to bottles after giving her a light slap on the arse* then i smash that *pointing to her box**

>>53962297
am 6'4 with 10 and a half i think

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crayon pop

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lol lads lost my job

Haha I posted it again

Doing a Financial Times haha xx

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Where should I go senpaitachi?

>>53962411
Were you a machine operator?

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Cause if you love the way that u look so much mayb u shud go n love urself

committing a sin

>>53962433
just a casual but kind of

>>53962437
fingered her outside a nightclub in shoreditch

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ANNA

>>53962392
I was 8 as well

Smoked so much weed and sniffed so much ketamine this week that I think I have gave myself bronchitis

*starts singing like king krule*
UH IM A FUCKING R ETARD EHHHHHHHHHH
*complains a bit*

>>53962400
I'm a couple inches taller, so I suppose that makes sense then.

*puts jojoba seed oil in your hair*

Thank me later

private landlords should be made to use secure tenancy agreements or be imprisoned.

>>53962463
>stripper heels
DROPPED

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>"I earn my crust as an operator, primarily of machines"

>>53961900
Trust me m8, you're blessed to sound like that. Better than a thick northern monkey cunt like mesen

*signs a zero hour contract*

i might go fuck me some hoes

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Can't stand this little slut!!!! I go to bed and wake up every morning burning with passion for this vile vixen, this temptress, this cum conundrum, how will I get her to mash my bollocks? Sometimes I dream i'd tied to a chair and she's standing there stark naked except for a pair of work boots which she uses to stomp my nuts into a fine paste with the consistency of butter!!!!

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Doing a Starbucks

>Philip Schofield told everyone, live on TV, that Holly Willoughby got mansauce in her eye
What a guy.

>>53962568
better than nothing desu

>>53962538
good lad
>>53962567
bad lad
>>53962568
sad lad

>>53962576
She's not fucking hot you bellend

Face like a literal mong
>>53962580
foy

>>53962568
*is the DWP representative forcing your hand*

http://strawpoll.me/6607883

http://strawpoll.me/6607883

http://strawpoll.me/6607883

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2dHPiJ_kD0

WEW lads

>>53962580
Zoomed in on your reflection on the chewing gum and am now laughing at your ugly face

>>53962568
i believed the memes and got a job with a zero hours contract to keep the old mam happy and they were giving me too many hours if anything

>>53962580
What drink you got there lad?

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do girls poo

>>53962588
>brummie in straya

REEEEEEEEE

where

wish i had a talent

>>53962581
I saw that haha

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>>53962551
>Stripper heels
Muh dick

you lads wanna hear me eat a carrot?

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>>53962614
boioioioioioing

>>53962567
suppose so

i still feel like i sound obnoxious though

>>53962580
What is wrong with your fucked up thumb?

>>53962640
http://poopeegirls.com/

what you gonna be drinking tonight lads

getting really depressed about how even 10 grand would drastically change my life

>>53962312
are you actually 14 years old

>>53962614
>Serie "Ay"

Fucking dumb fucking fat chebbed cunt

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Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground ,
and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.

Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

>>53962614
>Serie ayy
fucking yanks ffs

>>53962681
It's better than people automatically thinking I'm thick due to where I'm from.

>>53962697
that is a matter still very much Up In The Air

>>53962697
water

>>53962581
???

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Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground ,
and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.

Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest or some shit

>>53962698
>even 10 grand
>even
fob

>>53962640
How is the poo on that side of the bog roll? I don't get how that works.

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>>53962640
>toilet roll
>muslims
Oh you
Lad they use one hand to clean themselves, they eat with the other.

>>53962724
yeah but it doesnt take long to realise you're not thick if you're not where as i constantly sound like an asshole

http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/criminale-r16325/

>>53962623
O

>>53962633
Mocha

>>53962690
Nothing wrong with it la

>>53962759
fuck off...b? What is the b?

>>53962643
currently in Adelaide but going Korea from 16th feb to 12th mar then i dunno.....

gotta do some agricultural work for visa so thinking of going Perth or Darwin and do some pearl farming

>>53962614
>look at me taking my clothes off while men film me, I'm such an artist

quit quitting smoking lads

can't justify buying yankee candles now that i'm NEET, miss the aroma desu

>>53962784
bruno

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On this episode of gf swap: old duffer swaps with maisies bf

>>53962305
dude's got two hands growing on his right arm

>>53962784
bender

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>I rank Zidane

>>53962711
Where is this place?

>>53962667
haha i did it lads

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FtRjswQcoz

>>53962784
Real answer: billionaire

>>53962798
Good lad Alberto

>>53962822
You gay?

>>53962822
hes holding small foamy beers hans

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Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground ,
and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.

Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest or some shit

>>53962821
is that her bf

fucking hell I could have him anyday (6'4 and built like a brick shithouse here)

>>53962821
is that an amulet of talos

>>53962846
you utter MADMAN

>>53962806
fuck off yank (ee candle enthusiast)

>>53962850
Cheers friend

>>53962859
u snigle?

>>53962806
Alri Lass

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What did he mean by this?

Attn: Degenerates

What are some good pills going around at the moment. No Dutch pills that mong you out into a zombie if possible.

>>53962846
ahahaha he actually did it, the absolute rampant rabbit

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>Steel on the skyline
>Sky made of glass
>Made for a real world
>All things must pass

Still can't believe it lads

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>>53962846
thats the sound my bollocks made when maisie was jumping on them with steel toe boots in my dream

>>53962870
It isn't all about how strong you are. He's probably more fun and normal than you are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb3IdLdIc6s

Got about a grand to last until next week, feeling the pinch

Some cunt from Rotherham who supports Trump is calling me anti-Semitic for supporting Palestine. Back to bed I go

printing some documents then off to do some more manual labour and THEN im either going to get absolutely spangled on the chon or have a nice lovely comfortable warm early night wee shell sea

>>53962896
He doesn't fancy you back

I have decided that I shall do what needs to be done at 14:30.

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>>53962915
David bowie has been dead for 15 YEARS

time flies wow

>>53962787
fuck off and stop taking our jobs reeeeee etc

>>53962924
t. manlet skeleton

>>53962902
red youtubes, but they're pretty strong
blue heisenbergs are good as well, you can munch two or three of them and not be too fucked as well

>>53962962
>implying Aussies wanna do farm work
shit excuse desu mate

>>53962932
How big is she in Japan?

>>53962965
well yeah, I'm 5'8 and my gf is fat

need a bookshelf urgently, or at least a large flat surface

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>Every single day
>Women raped, groped, beaten by Muslims
>Told what to do, what to wear, how to act
>Killed if the don't comply
>Every single day
Surely we and Feminists have a common enemy? How do Feminists respond?
>White men are the enemy
>They want to tax tampons
I just don't get it lads

>>53962951
>supporting a non-country
Rasheed

>>53962932
Top lad

>>53962902
Blue teslas lad.

Hadnt took pills in a year and I double dropped two blue teslas on christmas and I have never been so spangled in my life.

>>53963000
why do you want to do farm work?

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Lads

look what maisie sent me (It's cropped)

>>53962951
>supporting Palestine

>>53963025
Someone had to. It was time.

>>53962951
rasheed

Dishing out (You)'s 4 (You)'s

HMU

>>53963064
Can you crop out the ugly face pal?

>>53963019
it's all about identity politics. there are 'victims' and 'oppressors' and as long as you can be perceived as being oppressed enough, they will look away or blame others for your actions. it's insanity

>>53963081
>>53963081
>>53963081
>>53963081
>>53963081
>>53963081

*finishes carrot*
*throws the stem out the window*
miserable, runts. eat my scraps you little grubs, you little gnats.

>>53962965
some girls just don't like dench lads
I'm 6'3 and 16st 7, some girls love it but others think it can be a bit too much like

Day and night our irons clang like poor old galley slaves

We toil and toil and when we die we fill dishonoured graves

>>53963064
to view rest click nzzr.ru/2356476z45

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>>53963019

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>>53963085
there you go m8 x

>>53963000
we don't want to do farm work at backpacker/gook wages, true

>>53962902
did it occur to you to just take half?

>>53963032
these are great, but they're 200mg. no need to double drop. enjoy your brain damage.

>>53963073
who the fuck do you think you are

piss off

i've got a quick question lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw6RycbyzN0

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>>53963106

>>53963106

>>53963106


>>53963106

>>53963106

anymore for anymore?

>>53963019
Women whine and when they do that they aren't out to make complete sense, that's all there is to it.
Feminists are basically just a woman nagging about men instead her bitchy friends but because they use some "academic" words people think it's more "sciency."

>>53963112
Day and night
The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night

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>>53963162
>video containing jews and muslims
>"""""""""""""""humanity""""""""""""

>>53963015
Pretty big. All her singles have been top ten, does a lot of promotional tie-ins and such.

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>>53962305
Me on the right

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>they told me MDMA was safer than horseriding

>>53963131
I have really bad drug discipline desu. If it's in my pocket I am going to take it. And if I don't take it with me it'll bug me all night of "what if".

Shame because it's ruined a couple good nights :<(

where may a gentleman like myself find only the finest of witcher 3 porn?

>>53963212
unreal that he got a contract extension

should be playing in seria b ffs

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>I'm boycotting Star Wars: The Force Awakens because I believe there's a massive worldwide Jewish conspiracy to undermine the white man
>If you need more information, please liaise with the academics on 4chan.org/pol

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>Time may change me
>But I can't trace time


Still can't accept it lads

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>>>/lgbt/5498104

>this thread

wew

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>>53963162
We palestinians are good boys we dindu noffink
It's those dirty evil jews keeping us and the arab world down

>>53963247
who gives a shit about your dinosaur musicians

>>53963212
fucking hell michael essien looks like shit

>>53963131
400mg won't give you brain damage if you're only doing it once a year.

I'm a tall lad and drugs effect me differently. I always need more than everyone else, one pill never does it for me.

I don't get comedowns either so it's obviously not doing too much damage. You haven't lived until you've triple dropped MDMA, you start seeing really realistic hallucinations like sunglasses on your mates face that aren't there and green lasers flying about.

My mate sniffed a 400mg line and was walking about with his ipod thinking he was in ibiza but he was in a flat dancing around asking the imaginary DJ for requests.

Good banter

>>53963221
Thew best nights are the nights when you just say FUCK IT and go mental.

Bite the bullet is words to live by.

>>53963131
taking 400mg at once is going to get you FUBAR but in isolation won't cause brain damage
obviously if you do it repeatedly it will

>>53963212
Underrated post

>>53963263
what the fuck is a rave mother

>>53963310
your mum me and me and the lads are fucking whilst listening to calving harris

>>53963310
presumably some yank thing, their ''''''raves'''''' are really weird

>Put index and middle fingers on my nose, next to each other
>Look at screen through fading vision of fingers
>Move fingers to the right, look between index and thumb
>Screen looks bluer
>Move fingers to the left, look through sides of both fingers
>Screen looks oranger
This has been entertaining me for a while now lads

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>If you should fall
>Into my arms
>And tremble like a flower


Still can't handle it lads

The species name is derived from Latin Niger "black".

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>>53963212
>Liverpool nick Teixeira from under Chelsea's noses
>Chelsea sign Pato and extend Ivanovic's contract
>mfw

>>53963238

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIpS4a-LaTg

>>53963273
been there done that. I once did 9 pills (they were shit tho) back in the day. The sunglasses hallucination is super common and have had it alot (no idea why.) Just wish I'd had better discipline back in the day desu takes me more to get fucked now and I def get 'low' after taking MD.

>>53963221
I just meant if they mong you out.. I think those dutch presses are like the optimum dose, if not half em. for me 2-3 of them max, sorted.

You're a contestant on ITV's hit show Take Me Out.
What is your speciality that is guaranteed to bag you a date?

>>53963394
8.5 inch cock

>>53963263

lovely dog

does trump have a chance on winning?

>>53963409
Prove it, Roy

>>53963394
Long fingers, 6'2", grey eyes, I don't fuckin know or I'd have a gf already

>>53963394
my rape dungeon

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Me and Sara x

>>53963454
haha alri alf

pro trump MILF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUclZ8i-_vM

>>53963436
i like trump desu but he probably hates us now that the cucks in this country tried to get him banned from entry

>>53963440
i'll prove it on the night

>>53963394
my extensive knowledge of grand strategy games

>>53963394
/brit/posting. get all my (You)'s up on the big screen

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how long into the future do you think it will be where its acceptable in society to have a hitler mustache?

it's pretty mental that's hes ruined that one style for every man on earth for at least the next 100 years

not that it's a good look but if it hitler wasn't born some hipsters wouldnt blatantly rock it, i wonder when they'll be able to

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>>53963066

how do you pronounce Autechre?

>>53962581
was just saying what was on his mind la

>>53963486
>women talking about politics

in the bin

https://twitter.com/commienick/status/690513087825338368

Why are leftists always allergic to everything?

>>53963519
oo-teck-ree

>>53963390
>The sunglasses hallucination is super common and have had it alot (no idea why.)
I've never had that, I know people that get it though
I only start proper tripping out on mandy when I smoke weed, even when I've been fucked off my head
I tend to see imaginary people in the distance, although once I was sitting down and kept thinking someone had moved to sit next to me when nobody had. that was quite creepy. Watching David Attenborough's the best thing to do though, you see some weird shit

>>53963436
Yes, pretty hilarious desu.

>>53963464
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corrective_rape

And you people all said black people were useless. And yet look at this genius invention, perfect for people such as Sara

>bunch of people in work ask what I think of trump
>naturally assume they're against him
>Say "I wouldn't vote for him. Went a bit far with the Muslim comment" to save my arse from the inevitable lynching if I say I support him
>People in work start saying how what trump said was right etc
Fucking hell, lads. Now they think IM the SJW lefty

>>53963394
pretty good at table tennis

weirdly double jointed in my arms

idk man writing those now i'd probably get zero (0) lights left on at all

>>53963519
lie-chester

>>53963464
literally works in the next next to me

>>53963519
aut-ek-er

>>53963519
SHA-VAWN

>>53963558
>it's not interesting. It's the same white feelings bullshit that's regurgitated every day

Why is it white people that say this the most? Truly bizarre

>>53963464
Girls in Sweden use that picture on social media aswell. Men are pretty similar no matter culture, aren't they? Horny bastards. :)

huh, all this time i've always been very conservative with MDMA doses because I thought it would be the type to blow your heart up if you overdid it
should I have just been taking a gram a night like a madman?

>>53963519
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qqb18eY5ka

>>53963580
That's what you get for letting others influence your position
Speaking of, pls be in London

>>53963611
because hating white people as a white person is the most surefire way to let people know how not racist you are

>>53963628
>should I have just been taking a gram a night
fuck no
I've never done more than .5 desu, and I'm a big lad

>>53963580
Handled that like a spacker. How it should've gone:

>bunch of people in work ask what I think of Trump
>naturally assume they're against him
>Say "hahaha I don't bloody know politicians they're all the same ahaha don't ask me mate haha can you believe liverpool are going in for shane long?? cor look at that the arse on that"

>>53963586
Who does? Sara grafts at tesco pal

>>53963628
i took 15 pills in one night once lad, so yes. i was clenching my jaw for about a week, long after all the other effects had worn off

>>53963664
oh ok, that was the limit i always set myself too

>>53963672
her

>check news
>another person winds up dead in the manchester canal
>the manchester pusher
>pusher and poowatcher sound kind of similar

Poleaboo is the Manchester pusher. He goes up to randoms by the canal, explains his uni situation then asks how they feel about it. If they disagree with him he murders them. He must be stopped.

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>>53963390
My mate had 15 blue supermen pills about two years ago(?) he crushed them all up and put them in a pitcher of water and me and him sat and drank it all night and day. Was so fucked that when I was lying on the floor it felt like the floor had vanished and I was floating in space, there was twinkling white speckles around me that looked like stars. Never doing that much again was on the verge of insanity.

>>53963567
Have you saw hatman? Scary shit it's some entity that everyone sees on too much mdma, dph and sometimes acid. I've saw him walking down a street with a cane. It's a shadow man with a fedora lel and a suit and you can't see his face as it's all black.

Fucking weird. Drugs are M.E.N.T.A.L.

Pic related. Also read this:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/15djtx/anybody_else_seen_this_motherfucker_on_dph/


If you have balls try a deliriant dose of DPH. You see mechanical spiders walking about and hatching eggs in the corner of your room. It's like a real life scary movie.

>>53963628
You can get away with herpoic doses every now and again. It's pretty fucking mental though, time starts to slow down and shit.

>>53963707
was that back when pills were like 40mg though?

I am a Milton Keynes Dons fan.

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>>53963586
get a picture for us la
>>53963663
>hating a group of people for the colour of their skin shows how not racist you are
>mfw

>>53963519
ouh cher
Least that's what I've called them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qNiXrSH0t4

>>53963779
Y I L M A Z

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>>53963775
Never heard of 40mg pills what's the point in that? Unless there's a bit of speed in them, that'd be fun. Love a speed/mdma pill

Drug posters need to leave /brit/ and start their own /drug/ threads.
/brit/ is a safe space for morality and free of degenerates. This includes people that have casual sex without a fiancé/fiancée, those that drink excessive amounts of alcohol and homosexuals and transgenders.

>>53963761
well I used to abuse MCAT like a motherfucker when it was legal, that used to make vapour trails appear on everything and make the posters in my room come to life
quite glad it got banned in the end because it was far too easy to get, i need some sort of inherent barrier in place when it comes to drugs

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Doing a cinema

>>53963819
Oh fuck that's happened to me before on a ethylphenidate binge. Neon trails on the corner of my monitor.

>>53963567
i usually do a little ket with md which increases the visual side of things big time. i enjoy smoking weed afterwards but kind of mongs me out (in a good way) when im on it. tbqh usually do it at clubs, haven't done it at a houseparty in ages, so weeds not really an option

>>53963628
no >>53963664 is correct. i wish I hadn't when i was younger desu

>>53963813
picture of neckbeard in fedora

>>53963761
>Have you saw hatman?
Fuck me, yes. A couple of times. I saw him once and it turned out to be a dustbin, and that's the outline of the person I thought was sitting across from me when nobody was there.

I'm tempted to candyflip next time I go to a day festival I think, I've heard that's mad

>british culture
>assorted types of hard drugs, grog and harassing celebrities online

>>53963813
Inshalla. Great post. Take heed

>>53963834
are you alone? why do you sit on the side

>>53963863
ive tried candyflipping but i dont think i did it right, the MDMA completely overpowered it and it ended up just feeling uncomfortable and weird

>>53963863
Never candyflipped beofre but I've hippyflipped which was incredible. Next up is a jediflip 2bh.

>>53963793
IPA /ɔːˈtɛkər/
apparently.

Reminder that amphetamines a shit.

>>53963819
I was railing lines the size of rulers by the time mcat was finally banned.
Lost my job around that time too, I wonder why.

Also, did anybody you know EVER call it meow meow? Because I can't recall anybody ever calling it that, except the papers.

>>53963813
>Drug posters need to leave /brit/
Agreed. Only a certain type of person does drugs and they're not worth talking to so they're not needed her
Sex and alcohol are fine though, obvs

>>53963834
alone? again? god you're pathetic

>>53963873
you missed the fixation with men's bums and large black cocks

>>53963873
fuck off down to your picture perfect beach in your lovely weather you cunt

im more into backflipping myself

>>53963900
>>53963920
Shut up you muppets
All my mates are Uni babbies, and I work full time

15) For Science! - Combine MDMA with a 2c-x chemical.
(15) Congested - Go through a whole Vicks Vapor Stick while rolling.
(15) Make A Dance Out Of It - Buy E on a crowded dance floor.
(15) Good Roll Model - Introduce a friend to MDMA and roll with them.
(15) Rock And Roll All Night - Stay high on MDMA for at least 12 hours.
(15) Problem Officer? - Eat all the MDMA on your person to avoid getting busted.
(15) Ain't Slept In Weeks - Stay awake for 48 hours while on MDMA.
(15) All business - While rolling when meeting someone you are able to conceal the fact you are rolling as long as you choose.
(15) Rollercoaster - Go to a theme park while rolling.
(15) Rolling Huge Balls - Go cosmic bowling while rolling (+5 if you win +20 if you roll a perfect score).
(15) Therapy Session - Reunite a lost friendship due to MDMA.
(15) The MDMA Way - Experience a massive epiphany for the better while rolling.
(15) Rollin' Out - Follow a strict preload/post load schedule while dosing with MDMA.
(20) Dat Bass - Buy a new stereo system just for rolling.
(20) Oh... My... God... - Go to a petting zoo.
(30) The Fast Lane - Inject MDMA into a vein.
(40) Hands of God - Successfully give 15 people light shows.
(50) Roll-O-Matic 69,000 - Lather the walls of your shower with Vick's Vaporub, turn the shower on full heat, sit on the counter smoking menthol cigs and listening to music of your choice.
(50) Rollin^2 - Partake in a blunt cruise as a passenger while rolling.

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>>53963813

>Naz Shah was one of several lawmakers who invited Trump to visit their constituencies to see Britain's multiethnic society first-hand. Shah said she would take him to a curry restaurant in her home city of Bradford

Is this just a cunning plan to get him assassinated by taking him to Bradistan?

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>>53963834
TICKET FOR ONE???????????????????????????

>>53963901
apparently you're supposed to take like .2 at the peak of the acid, so like one decent pill

And frankly I am TIRED of cis men in leftist spaces. You all act soooo fucking self righteous. So self righteous. Go away.

>>53963977
me on the right

>>53963916
>know EVER call it meow meow?
-
It was nicknamed that because you smell like cat piss the next morning when you are sweating.

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i got to age 24 before getting sick of drugs and clubs tbqh. it'll happen to you too

If Islam is so bad, then why is it the WORLD’S FASTEST GROWING RELIGION!

>>53963976
>Showing the leader of another country Bradford
For fuck's sake. That's like going to a job interview and shaking their hand with your sweaty, unwiped arsehole

>>53963971
yanks out

unlocked quite a few of these achievements tho lol

>>53964018
I did suffer from meph wallet slightly
smelt more like chemicals than cat piss, but what do I know

>>53963916
im startign to wonder if doing all that shit for months on end actually had a permanent negative effect on my brain
ive done no stimulants since bar about 2 mdma rolls a year but I still feel like I can't enjoy anything any more and my attention span has disappeared
but that could just be depression
that has lasted for years
caused by taking too much of a neurotoxic chemical

>>53964036
Because we don't breed. Careers and shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_nNtab9vD0

>>53963971
>Problem Officer? - Eat all the MDMA on your person to avoid getting busted.
did this with .5 once
holy fuck I was blasted

>americans say horse 'back' riding
where else would you sit on desu, simple beings

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>Tube Drivers got a 5% wage rise last year
>Start off on £50,000 rising up to £60,000 within 5 years
>43 (FOURTY THREE) days holidays every year
>36 hour week
>Offered a 2% wages increase this year and a £2,000 bonus for working on the all-night service
>if they kill 3 people in their lifetime, they immediately have the option to retire with a full wage pension

>They will be taking part in a 24 hour strike next Tuesday if their new demands are not met.

I am gobsmacked, literally gobsmacked that a monkey who drives from station to station and is told when to stop if there's traffic ahead makes that obscene amount of money for doing almost nothing and complains constantly about working """"""""""""""""""UNSOCIABLE""""""""""""""""""" hours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVGDJmSrrS8

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You know where to go, druggies

>>53964082
>But for clubbers who are taking large number of tablets regularly, ecstasy actually appears to tip them into clinical depression

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>>53964132

>Unions

>>53964031
Was sick of them in a flash t͜bh. Not because I think I'm too good for them, just because I never had a good squad to go with and I've never really become comfortable chatting up girls.

>>53963971
>Vick's Vaporub
I know someone who accidentally with this instead of lube in the same size tub whilst off their tits, used it for bumsex with the gf and made her scream. She then had to squat in a bath of cold water for some time. Same guys put 2 different kinds of toilet cleaner down the toilet and went out, gf sat down and the chlorine gas it made burned her thighs and the firemen had to flush the sewer.

>>53964132
What is actually involved in driving a train? Is it as simple as it seems? There's no way they get paid that much if it's just pushing a lever back and forward.

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>>53964200
the time i was taking bare drugs like a madman was the only time I ever was successful with girls
but now i've quit and tfw no gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxH4-aoTlTw

>>53964230
tbf you probably need all sorts of licenses and training

Looks like I'll have to go through mandatory cultural sensitivity and diversity training when I start uni next month lads, how should I get through it?

>>53964155
this is why you exercise moderation
it's not fucking hard

>>53964259
To push a lever?

>>53964275
uh try and make use of the valuable opportunity to educate yourself you absolute shitlord?

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>>53964069
Do you still do any stimulants?

>>53964153
And God said: Behold I have given you every herb bearing seed upon the earth, and all trees that have in themselves seed of their own kind, to be your meat:

Not a sin senpai.

>>53964208
Fucking hell. That'd be some shag though, what a lad.

>>53964230
you have to do a paid training course (12-16 weeks) and are paid 26k per annum while you do the training (obviously scaled down to the relevant wage).

you have to get promoted to be one, but it literally is retard tier simple.

fucking power outage in my area lads
ffs

>>53963042
for visa

>>53963129
$26/hour aint bad

>>53964132
It's because they know they can grind London to a halt if they strike. Daily reminder that Jeremy Corbyn supports stuff like this

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>>53964208
>students

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>>53964208

Old but still interesting

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Total_fertility_rate_in_England_by_county_/_unitary_authority

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>>53964082
I had that too when I done too much MDMA, took like 100 pills in a year. My head was fucked but after about four months everything went back to normal and I came out happier than I was before. Just endure it. Stick to weed and downers in the mean time.

>>53964322
Where's this? All the advertisements I've seen where I live offer accommodation (probably in a shack with a couple of dozen gooks) and signing off on your visa extension form, and tat's all the renumeration you'll get out of them

Here's an idea Mr Cameron

How about instead of cutting benefits and tax credits for people who actually work, you make Amazon, Subway, Google and friends pay their fair share

Think I'm addicted to wanking lads

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me irl

>>53964389
Weed is also bad for your brain.

>>53964447
Well I'm sure the lads appreciate it

>>53964389
i actually think weed is contributing to it too
I tell myself i'm self medicating because i absolutely hate SSRIs but i havent really taken a break longer than a week or two for like 7 years

>>53964445
bankers
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>>53964304
No.
I did MXE pretty much every day for years.
I found that to be much more enjoyable since I used to do a lot of DXM, and it was chill enough to do without arousing too much suspicion.
I was plugging it at first because money was tight, then I realised that it's just as effective swallowed, and the buzz is more mellow that way, so I just dropped a knife's tip into my drink and I was set for the night.

Don't really do anything else any more.
I had a round of benzo use, ended up dependant and had to go cold turkey, whilst everyone I know hated my guts and wouldn't speak to me.
That's a chapter I wish I could forget. I wouldn't wish it on anyone.
Since then I did Al-LAD ad 1P-LSD a few times. They're okay and I glad I tried it, but psychedellics just aren't my thing.

>>53964445
To do that we'd need Ireland to change their tax laws, which isn't going to happen.

>>53964445
not to mention the bankers the bonuses and fat cat wall street 1% tories fascist corporations

>>53964457
blacks aren't welcome in /brit/ mate

>>53962951
Gas yourself Ahmed

>Put on your 3D glasses now
>trailers continue to be 2D

>>53964531
>Black door frame
why

>>53964504
LSD is way better than those two, different planet altogether

>>53964531
>tfw no hooved gf

>Doing a X

not sure i like this gimmick, probably one of the worst gimmicks of 2016

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>>53962576

>how will I get her to mash my bollocks

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>tfw taken 2500+ benzo pills and 9000ug of acid in less than 18 months whilst drinking daily

>>53964520
Exactly

>>53964461
My psychologist recommended it to me to keep me at baseline until I got my shit sorted.

>>53964475
SSRIs are dangerous shit. I had a talk with a private investigator when I was in a cell for hitting a policeman when he tried to restrain me, I got away with it because the private investigator works for some research company that are researching SSRIs and their effect on violent behaviour. There's a symptom from them called Homicidal Akathsia and basically it makes you really impulsive with intense anger. If you ever feel this stop taking them, ween yourself off. Homicidal Akathsia is the reason for so much shootings in America, this isn't some tinfoil conspiracty here's the research paper on it:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3513220/

TLDR; stop taking SSRIs they make you violent and impulsive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0LPgxJ5jX8

l-lewd

>>53964429
saw an ad in Darwin for $260 a day 10 hours, this is pearl farming not fruit farming

Doing an intentionally ignorant post to gets (You)s lads.

>>53964571
yeah, I'll try it one day
if I don't die before then

>Two people who claimed their careers were being blighted by having to disclose their minor criminal convictions to employers have won their case at the High Court.

>The court ruled the criminal record checks scheme used in England and Wales was "arbitrary" and unlawful.

Polaboo is pleased

>>53964571
I prefer Al-LAD to LSD 2bh. It's much more mellow and dreamlike.

>>53964585
Slippery slope lad. Swtich the benzos to lyrica, much safer and you don't get withdrawals.

>>53964208
Made a meal, chilli. Ate the gf out in bed np. Some reason though, it's stronger on your fingertips. Ah ah ah ah Jesus FUCK! into the shower and the shower head is getting more action than me.

>>53964507
Why would they? literally zero incentive. Luxembourg, Jersey et. al do it as well, so should we.

>>53964650
Her arse isn't big enough

Lads, can we stop talking about drugs? I don't think I have enough nails to sort all of you out.

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>drug chat
Fucking yawn
Total snoozefest
Why are druggies always so oblivious to how tedious they are?

>>53964585
Fuck, your body must hate you
>>53964615
Be careful with NaSSA's, apparently the withdrawal is hell if you just suddenly stop
>>53964660
Post more please