/desi/ /देसी/ /دیسی/ /ދެސި/ /দেশি/ /દેશી/ /ದೇಶಿ/ /ദേശി/ /දේශිය/ /ଦେଶୀ/ /ਦੇਸੀ/ /தேசி/ /దేశీయుడు/ /དེསི/: Bengali master race edition
“I slept and dreamt that life was joy. I awoke and saw that life was service. I acted and behold, service was joy.” ― Rabindranath Tagore
Just keep this fucking thread alive please. No death just mercy bumps ;_;7
MVP: All Bongs
invited: Indians + Pakistanis + Nepalis + Sri Lankans + Bhutanese + Bangladeshis + Maldivians + Afghans (if they want) + Diaspora and people with desi blood like Afro-Carib-Indians or whatever + gypsies
not invited: Faggots
>Dozens arrested throughout different parts of India ahead of the Republic Day. Delhi and other major cities on high alert.
>French President Francois Hollande warned not to visit Delhi by a letter addressed by Al Qaida.
Who /hyped/ here?
>tfw this is only the beginning
>tfw there will a great war in your lifetime
>tfw you will die in your lifetime
How are you doing now?
Running out of money is motivation enough I know but just how did you bring yourself to step outside the house and...do something? I can't even think of that ever happening in my life.
>How are you doing now?
Better than what I was doing a couple of years back. I used to be awake till 6-7am and then I used to go to sleep. Then wake up at 2-3pm and the feeling of disgust sets in. The feeling that you have slept through the whole day and achieved nothing. I used to just lie in the bed till 4-5pm and then grab something to eat. By 7-8 a few friends returned from work and then we hung around someplace. Come back home by 11-12pm and memepost till the morning. Then came the time when I got so lazy that I stopped seeing my friends and used to be in bed on my laptop the whole day.
Now, I am doing a typical 5 day, 9 to 5 job and surrounded by assholes, but I don't have that feeling of guilt and self pity anymore and I've got a newfound respect for some free time. And I've occupied myself with hobbies that I pursue on the weekends. Whatever happens I've made a promise to myself that I'll never sit idle again.
>but just how did you bring yourself to step outside the house and...do something?
You are underestimating the force of poverty. There comes a time when you just can't ask your parents to pay for your stuff, it's just too embarrassing.
>I can't even think of that ever happening in my life.
I know you are a richfag and all so why not go and manage your dad's business/land whatever. Just go out and occupy yourself with something.
Life is a matter of perspective, remember what date tomorrow is?
23rd Jan. its Netaji's Birthday and the day classified files related to him start getting declassified.
You've just described my entire life, only I am still in the stage where I haven't found the courage to change it.
I am happy for you. Maybe someday I too will find it in me to turn things around.
>do you realise just how many sects "Hinduism" is made of?
No I'm only aware of the "fancy" sects.
I never thought about a Hinduism with every worshipper beeing member of a sect that is a minority inside the Hindu believe.
>one sect's asura is another's deva.
They have their own legitimate versions of the vedas?
uhn text got cropped
*they just follow some cult/sect leader and his woird ,don't give the vedas any importance thus they don't adhere to their authority .
example being Shri Shri Ravishankar, Asaram Bapu and to an extent ISKCON.
But people following a leader without a fixed base of believe isn't a religion where I live it's just a cult. We don't recognize them as Religion.
I thought Hinduism developed from Brahmanism
Where Hinduism is prettymuch a cult of pictures and Vedas where Brahmanism is all about the Vedas.
Ten years of Dr Singh's policies showing results.
Punjab too, on HDI. That's beside the point. Dr Singh's government was focused on ethical development. There was a massive focus on massive pan-Indian public schemes. And it shows!
Modi just wants to sell this country to his favorite industrialists.
Heathen Hindus worship devas when the should be worshipping only Ahura Mazda and venerating Ašuras.
That's a nice angle on those stairs, pretty good for core strength.
Pic is mine
Show piling? The city clears the snow from roads after a major snowfall and we have to shovel our own driveway and walkway.
Winter has been mild this year and started pretty late too
How does this taste?
Wait for the snow storm that is supposedly coming tomorrow to wreck my shit.
>some whiteys version of desifies potato chips
Oh fuckoff. I'm asking advice on snacks my sister should bring back from India.
Yeah and I told you to get some real desi snacks, not potato chips.
Get banana chips if you want chips senpai. Not sure if you have indian stores over there but you can get those kinds of lays in Indian stores here.
Yeah those magic masala are good
Also if you want more desi snacks ask for stuff like
Also just hit up any local desi store and browse the snack isles. Lot of the same stuff you get there is available in india itself
I'm usually okay with spicy food, but that particular flavour has a spicy taste which I don't like.
>Eat with thums up and old monk
Cut some onions and tomato and add them to a packet of peanuts. Sprinkle chat masala and add some lemon juice. Stir and eat proper chakna.
>hit up any local desi store
I think you're overestimating Finland just a little bit there.
Oh i dunno about that girl.
Pic related is my go to with drinks in the evening
Kashmiri here. I am sickened by the corruption in this state. An official can badmouth you and you would still have to lick the shit off his boots. Is it just the same in other states? I would gladly give up muh state subject to leave this hellhole.
English is the only common bond between the different countries. Not everyone understands Hindi, Urdu or Bengali.
Same everywhere m8. I'm sick of this too. As soon as they get some power and authority they will think of you and treat you like bikharis (unless you are rich/powerful). I also hate the police here. Absolutely love it when someone btfo of them: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxW3MPeKWbg
>whites are better at Islam than Ar*bs
>mfw half italian half iranian gf
close enough, right
>tfw succesful rat removers
>tfw we poo in the loo
/biz/ /g/ /diy/ /mu/ /fit/ /fa/ /v/ /vg/ I stopped going to /lit/ after I read 300 books in 3 years and stopped going on /p/ after I decided to shoot mainly film.
Any Paki should watch this interview, especially look out for the closing statements. With men like that in power in our country (even if he is the ex-head of the ISI) the future can't be too bad, at least we have a chance.
>Being a neo-Ottoman
>Being an Islamist sympathizer and dictator
10 mins in and this guy has already rustled some major jimmies.
I think I like him.
It was nice seeing that faggot interviewer get his ass handed to him in Pakistani-style, i.e. very passively and nonchalantly.
Dude is uncle-tier as fuck. He looks almost exactly like my uncle in Islamabad.
indians are wiping out the last remnants of the subcontinent as it was before Aryan invasion
I've said it before and I'll say it again
>mfw turning more and more misogynist as each days passes
How is this bandar ki gand still getting roles in Bollywood? His acting is shit and he is ugly. He has some exceptional songwriters who write a couple of good songs for his films and they are box office hits. How?
i made a /desi/ skype group
one guy added me and got mad because he used his personal skype whereas i used a throwaway one and demanded that i told him my name lel
he was from chhattisgarh or something
skype works though, i would even call you niggas on camera and shit.
>and demanded that i told him my name lel
Kek. What was his name?
>he was from chhattisgarh or something
The anon who namefagged as chattisgarhria?
>skype works though
Can you attach pics?
>i would even call you niggas on camera and shit
No thank you.
>Not accepting prasad
>was his name
the benefit of this you can lurk the call whilst not being on camera or mic, but still observe the others.
>tfw the language i'm most fluent in besides english is dutch
I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
anyone who wants to join /desi/ skype call
add me at d0ndada1 or click this link (advisory to not click it unless you're signed into a throwaway skype account (unless you don't care about sharing your personal skype account))
"Sikh boys and girls were found to be the
tallest of all the groups, including the
Europeans, at all periods of measurements
- including at 5 years when the Sikh
boys and girls were 3 cm and 15 cm taller
than the European boys and girls. Hindus
were the shortest of all the groups
throughout the period of study."
Whats the explanation for this guys?
>tfw it doesn't even matter because I'm not tall
>tfw took me a good minute to understand what you meant by 'fakes'
>Amerilards can't drink before 21
>Indeed, it's not that wise to bunch all Hindus together in one statistic.
meh as i said its probably just gujarati hindu children. maybe the odd hindu kid from somewhere else.
how did you come across it?
This Bengali British friend of mine married a Finnish girl and has 2 kids. Both kids came out just as dark as him. They look like full Bengalis. His mother gives him grief about it whenever he goes back to the UK to visit.
Why do desi people still have to be so colourist in 2016?
>WE WUZ TALLER AND SHIT?
I guess you can say that. One of the guy's said that there's a difference in diet between Hindu, Muslim, and Sikh Punjabis. Sikh Punjabis apparently consume the most milk and spinach and the Muslim Punjabi diet is more centered around meat, which I'm assuming isn't conducive to height growth.
Same as his. Mixed race genetics is really like playing the lottery.
Have you seen the Uber incident video?
I think in general genetically Punjabis are taller than Gujaratis (who I presume make up the majority of the Hindu section). With the muzzies, I'm not sure.
I'm not sure whether the differences in means are actually significant, especially since the sample sizes are pretty small (statistically)
The diet theory sounds quite plauisble, dutch people also eat lots of dairy and weirdly enough spinach, so you might be onto something~ Though even gujarati hindus eat a fair deal of spinach and yoghurt/paneer.
>tfw you'll see the Finngolian's sister get BIHARI'd.
I'd probably hate fuck her
>tfw I haven't eaten fish in a week
>tfw trying to get work done but the caffeine crash comes at the qorst time possible
Consider tea instead of coffee. Keep an electric kettle on your desk, so you just need to get up to fetch the water.
I'm so lazy that I forget to eat lunch some days. Its pretty bad.
not just mixed race, but even desi genetics are a hit and miss
my mom is kashmiri blue eyes light brown hair
dad is afghani
I came out looking like a typical paki durka, yet my younger brother who looks exactly like me has pale white skin, blue eyes, and light brown hair
fucking sucks monster cocks man
Oy vey, the main Nepali guy is back. AMA. Also Indians, who is Modhi doing? When will you guy use your nukes to wipe out those Bihari fags?
Did you know Biharis are the most powerful race on the planet.
Here is an example.of a few well.know biharis:
Mohammad Ali Jinnah
The Prophet Muhammad (SAW)
My wife's son
My wife's boyfriend
Biharis are truly the master race
Reminder that West Bengal is rightful Bangladeshi clay. Fuck India 2bh
Same, was just trying to get us closer to the bump limit
>no really bisexual
I assume you mean not
>no faggots allowed
yes but i often say no bullies yet bullies still appear.
my friday was weird
started drinking at 4, went home from the pub at 9 feeling like it was 3 in the morning.
Meh, I chugged a beer and took smoked weed and took a really large amount of hits. Time ended up slowing down for me. Then I pass out for a bit and now I wake up really early right now
I expect micro organisms at best
I like to suck cocks now and then, but I'm not gay.