>01.22.2016 >russian citizen can live a week on that money.

гopaздo кopoчe чeм в Китae

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5NuuJQT8ZM

>>53953929
25$ is more realistic

rashka pidorashka

Holy shit I can actually feed Russian families. This is perfect for community service.

>>53954143
it's not true, you need 15-30$ for a weak

>>53954258
how much for a strong?

>>53954278
lol

>>53954258

As a university student I can raise that much money. Can I adopt/sponsor you?

>>53953929
>using American formatting

any american wanna feed me?

>>53954315
If you adopt him he will live in the US where you can't survive on 30$ in a week.

>>53954315
sure

Will feed for ruski gf

>>53953929
>160 rubbles
>for a week
No.

>>53954343

I'm talking about the white-people form of adoption, where "I adopted him but I didn't want to uproot him from his home country"

I feel so measurable, I'm 30 y/o and I can't find a job in my location.

>>53954336
That depends, how much boipussy is in it for me

>>53953929
Too bad that you've made it hard to get a visa, otherwise you'd have my tourism bucks by now...

>>53954315
i can sell my ass to you

>>53954387
my boispussy is wet already, post burgers.

>>53954389
It's not like it is easy to get your visa too.

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>>53954426

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>>53954426

>>53954467
>American national costume

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>>53954584

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>>53954641

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>yfw $30 oligarch

All ladies are mine

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>>53954679

6 of these is about $30

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>>53954665
pls gibe burgers to starving russian

>>53954679
oh, fuck I'm so jelly.

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>>53954717

We got chicken too.

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>>53954699

>yfw buying your lagy a burger in the toppest moscow resturant

people would've wispering in ahh - like check out that dude - he's cashing a weeks wedge on a woman. Silly them. I can afford it.

Wait, the ruble is back to 0.13USD, is it rebounding?

>>53954777

Yes, awe them. Order imported beer.

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wish I could find a job.
feels so lonely sitting at home all the time.
currently drinking some cheap wiskey with water, lads.

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>>53953929
Just like in damn old times!

>>53954843

Come work for me!

I bought shoes earlier this week for 200 euros.

:^)

>>53954717
Most of russians really can not afford to eat at McDonalds. It very expensive

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>>53954817

>yfw drinking Bud Light and eating burger in the center of Moscow
>all those angry, jealious stares
>they hate me yet can do nothing
>the beer is best I ever tasted

trully a gentlemans live

>>53954925
That's what my backpack costs

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>>53954925

You can sell those shoes in Russia and buy a city. Think about it.

>>53954843
My father lost his job and now could find it too.

>>53954929
>Most of
That's not true. I was eating there at my birthday, at my prom, at my wedding. Fuck, I think I've consumed too much junk food lately

>>53955014
>couldn't

>>53955023
>at my birthday, at my prom, at my wedding

Are you an oligarch?

>>53954970
But I'm afraid that if I go to Russia then Russia will sell me for 5 McChickens.

>>53955023
>I'am
You're not all russians. At regions average salary is $300 per month

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>>53954932

My friend, oh my Russian friend. I will mail you Fireman's 4, delicious beer from the United States.

It pairs well with salty foods.

>>53955164
Salty foods like old socks with potatoes.

>>53955183

Yeah sure.

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>>53955183
>>53955164

Raw potatoes go good with russian beer.
The stench makes you numb, like you're really drunk.

I'd stay drunk the rest of my life to forget that terrible feeling of emptiness and loneliness if I could. Just waiting till mom dies to become a legit alcoholic.

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>>53953929
>01.22.2016
>russian citizen can live a month on that money.

>2015 is over
>still doesn't have their own personal russian as a pet

Whats wrong with u guise? It's cheap, learns tricks easily and is fun to play with

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>>53955317

Join the army, leave the comfort zone.

>>53953929
Hello Russians. I want to know your language. I've known how to read Cyrillic since I was prepubescent.

I'm so useless, I can't even cook nor clean, I wasn't taught family values cuz I never had a father.
I'm not even stereotypical traditional/submissive Russian woman for marriage.

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>>53955340

You talk big, but we havent seen a dollar yet. Russian dont come cheap you know.

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>>53955340

>>53954843
other russians just play Dota to suppress the crawling depression and blame others for everything that happens to them and their cat.

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>>53955366
lel

>>53955386
First of all you're not a grill. Second of all just learn. Get on yt or something or just experiment with it

Cooking isn't hard.

>>53955400

Russians are mostly white and they prefer hugging over punching.

>american education

>tfw smoked my mom's sig
>she'll be angry in the evening

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>>53955455

He said he had no purpose in live. When you're in the army - you dont need a purpose - you do what you're told and get paid for it. You dont even need to think.

>>53955503
That was me punching you Tuomo. I'm not black but I was loling at your comment. You made me lol.

>>53955496
I can't learn, I'm just lazy piece of meat that wastes all the time on Internet. Really I tried to live with men - they kicked me out cuz I'm such a pig.

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Dear Russians,

When I was in St Petersburg I bought a pack of soviet playing cards. There are some cards in there with Russian language statements on them. If I take a picture will you translate?

>>53955455
Yes! Yes!
Painting a grass green!
Collecting rain water in buckets!
Making cubes with snow!
Cleaning a base during snowfall!
Russian Army will teach you how to do nothing hard!

>>53955559
Well stop being lazy, tovarish. You can learn how to do things. Don't sell yourself short.

>>53955118
>is
was

>>53953929
Literally a communism paradise

>>53955118
$300 per month. Jesus that's terrible.

cyka blyat

I'll better die starving than will cook on daily basis

>>53955714
They spend a minimum on basic needs. literally the same at Belarus and Ukraine

>>53955597
Why not.

>>53955714
It was 1000$ in old good 2012.
https://www.google.ru/?gws_rd=ssl#newwindow=1&q=rouble+course

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>>53955771
Russia butthurting about converting average wage from 1000 bucks to 300 because fall of rouble.Ukrainians still can't believe that someone can have that much (300$).

>>53956545
Pure POEBDA!

>>53956545
> Average wage from 1000

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