BALTAUSNZ DIVISION edition
I need help familia. Can anyone remember a 90's cartoon on ABC about some space cowboys living on an asteroid? Maybe they where aliens. They could make their hands into the shape of a gun and shoot lasers at people
What percentage of your day do you spend posting on /balt-anz/, devising new memes for /balt-anz/, and/or preparing jpegs?
Why are you "no longer enrolled in university"? How did you not realise this; admin error?
I was enrolled up until a couple of weeks ago when I had to do my finals, turns out I failed big time and got kicked out because of it, but had signed a contract to live at campus last year
After work for around 4 hours and on the free time in work i shitpost and think of ebin memes while on mobile. What a fun hobby.
i'm tired and the fan is making my eyes dry but i can't turn it off or it'll be too hot
>Tfw no raven-haired nsatiable sex addict strong loyal Baltic woman to cook me borscht and smoke and regard other woman with suspicion
Feels fucking awful senpai
Everything was going fine and we were waiting for the wehrmacht to reach our positions on the other side of Leningrad.
But then uncle Adolf decided that Stalingrad is more important than Moscow.
GG pls re
>tfw you're russian woaman and can't cook for sake
>everyone expects you to cook cause you're Russian
THIS MEME MUST DIE
Similar everywhere Eesti brother. Girls becoming stronger and freedom everyday. They hate taking care of familys and live like whores taking man dicks and no married
I talked to girl for cooking she saying her husband will cook equality with she. Bullshit
You are a tranny then. To Gulag you go, party van is out already.
>saving money in this economy
lad having cash or cash just sitting on your bank account is the stupidest thing you can do atm.
You need to invest it all on solid things that will have value after the monetary crash.
wanted to make tea but kettle smells like scented candles
ESTONIAN MISSILES ARE GUIDED BY GOD
Ooh, finally found something kampfy
>Listen to the Glee version for laughs
>Listen to an American accent singing this
>Partially murrican and partially trying to retain the sound of the original song
What a mess that was.
comes with a bonus qt
I'd push if you know what I'm saying.
Push her if you catch my drift.
Push my dick into her if you're picking up what I'm laying down.
I would have sexual intercourse with her if I'm communicating with you correctly.
no australia and nz is a british prison colonies and asian trash dumpsters
Fuck russia, they got buttblasted of our anti rus mentality and sold their fuel station chain in baltics. Were about to liberate our gas market and then they can fuck off compleatly. No more sprotas.
I got a call the other night from what sounded like some mid 30's heavy smoker trying to have phone sex with me asking me if she should put vegemite on her cunt.
This literally happened, not joking.
>synchronizing your entire economy to the russian one
what do you expect
All jokes asides a few years back some farmer found a sheep like that and the the tv shows went crazy about it for fucks sake, a tv presenter was grinning ear to ear interviewing this cunt about it.
>tfw have many convicts and criminals in my family line
nah im legit scared i'll kill someone, I've been having dreams of murdering people (specifically lefitsts and muhammads). I went to the psychologist and got some meds, I'm predisposed to having a lot of mental issues and murderous thoughts, I might just chill out from /pol/ and 4chan for a while
you sure bout that, im just gonna stay comfy and ignore it
Hope ASIO doesn't see this
well aren't I glad
You're right we should legitimize it by making an Empire so that we don't get bullied by China and Russia, because when EU and US fall were fucked eh lads
You are my friend
Look at picture
I am born to be alone,
I am just some lonely ghost
The object casting the shadow are meant to be outside and the suns light is casting the shadow, dummie. The image is retard
There have definetly been dark shadows inside your mums cave wall though sweden, maybe even dark shadows inside your own cave :^)
I was expecting more Diogenes
Okay, folks, I passed my Lithuanian exam and got A.
Pretty happy now.
Spasibo for keeping us updated, wouldn't want to miss out on a single blogpost from our ruskie tripfriend ))
Palun, päästa Vabaerakonna maine riigikogus ja aita meil kõigutada seda paati, kus me istume praegu koos EKRE «tuld kooseluseaduse pihta» populistlike jüngritega! On vaja ujuda hoopis teises suunas, sest aasta on juba 2016.
Eesti Vabaerakonna liige
KOMMUNISTID VALITSUSES AHJU KOOS OMA JUUDI SÕPRADEGA!
Oh hush. It's one of the more versatile drinks.
>strong enough to get you drunk
>don't need to go take a leak every 15 minutes
>can be used in cocktails
>can be enjoyed on its own because it distinct has taste