10 Things Americans get wrong about America

Poo in it

>>53951078
I want to impregnate a cute white female.

>>53951134
Spoken like a true tech nerd

>>53951273
I just want to spread my seeds far and wide, and especially amongst master races.

>>53951475
B-But Singh, you are the Aryan.

>>53951549
You are boring.

Next.

>>53951637
I'm sure taking a shit in someones driveway is more interesting.

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>>53951683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MUOR1P1HrY

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>There are exceptions of course. And those exceptions are called English and Australian people. Whoopdie-fucking-doo.

Well most people will never, ever have the pleasure of meeting an ausgod so of course it'd be an event

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If we are such useless fat fucks, how come you placed 55 in the olympics with no gold bitch-ass-my-left-hand-smells-like-shit-and-our-women-are-shit-like-our-streets nigga

>>53953090
Quite frankly, it's a shit event where people play shit, obscure sports. Olympics is West propaganda, tbf. I'm glad we don't pay enough attention.

>>53950981
what a bullshit leftist article
no we don't care about guns or george bush, now you're all sjws that's the real problem with americans
please no more of your fat feminist women in french universities just stop it

>>53953313
Quite frankly, it's a shit object where people dump shit, obscure feces. Toilets are West propaganda, tbf. I'm glad we don't pay enough attetion.

I heard that some kid in Indea recently killed himself because he was getting bullied for being from a lower caste.
Do Indians realize that most people consider all Indians equally untouchable?

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>>53953313
>shit, obscure sports
>India apeshit over cricket

>>53953443
Cricket is more popular than any Amerifat sport

>>53953431
He killed himself because nhe couldn't handle meritocracy. He wanted handouts and freebies for being a not so poor low caste. It's exactly how feminists behave.

>>53953469
That doesn't make it not shit.

>>53953483
It's definitely better than being holed up inside a room with a blow-up doll.

>>53953482
Yeah but do Indians think anyone outside of India cares about your caste system? Like:
>I'm from the Brahma caste, white people will think I'm practically their equal.
Serious question

>>53953469
Maybe thats cause India has more than 1.2 billion people

>>53953469

"Popular" is subjective when it's a pastime in India. I mean, the majority of the people in the world don't have a toilet but we don't consider shitting elsewhere popular.

>>53953503
I'd take a blowup doll in a heartbeat over 8 fucking hours of the most boring sport on earth.

>>53951134
Well you are in luck!! I have to say though as an American most of the time I am just so ashamed of my brothers and sisters... I love other cultures!!!

>>53953547

I talk to people from foreign countries pretty often because I river and trail guide. I've had the sport explained to me several times and I still don't understand it. Probably because it's never televised here and fuck if I will ever care. Plus I was busy at the time.

Why do Americans make lists? Only women make lists. You make lists for everything and I have no idea why.

>>53953503
I rather have the blow-up doll than to have to watch cricket and then go shit on my left hand

>>53953533
>if less people watched it it would be less popular

Wow thanks

>>53953623

Or, you know, people who simply want to make sure that things get done and nothing is forgotten in a day.

Are you saying that you've never made a task list? Or have you never lead a team of people before?

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>In dating, when I find a woman attractive, I almost always walk right up to her and tell her that a) I wanted to meet her, and b) she’s beautiful.

>>53953623
lmao suck it nerd

no one cares what you think

>most people in the world don’t really think about us or care about us

When I knew this article was bullshit.

>>53953605
I am pretty cute myself. Do you wanna exchange numbers?

>>53953645
The point is, the only people who watch cricket are indians and people who can't change the channel, so who gives a fuck

>>53953726
This, half of the world, wants to kill you

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>>53953623
Is that supposed to be offensive to Americans?

>>53953731
Lol lets not get THAT serious!! But do you have steam or xboxlive??

>>53953726

Hah, pretty much.

Wishful thinking when we pervade culture to an insane degree. Hell, "Bollywood" has these horrific films that are 100% a ripoff of bad films we have.

Netflix actually has some shit called "Meet the Pajeets" or something. I wasn't sure whether to scowl or laugh.

>>53953664
I may have wrote a few things down before going out but I wouldn't make a numerical list.

"CHECK OUT MY LIST OF SEVEN THINGS YOU JUST HAVE TO DO IN NEW YORK THIS SUMMER." Why? There is no reason to put this information into a list.

>>53953726
/int/ =/= the world

>>53953822
>in America, culture is generic film and Netflix

Most of the world doesn't care about you any more than they care about any other country. Do you really think some guy working in a factory in Malaysia gives a shit about you?

>>53953826

It's just assholes who want attention for their blogs or articles. Or have you never heard of clickbait? You're not actually supposed to give them attention. I mean your browser has a fucking seizure whenever you click on that shit because of all the ads.

>>53953888

Now you're placing the argument outside of western culture. Of course they don't care. They're looking for their next meal if they're not part of the higher caste.

>>53953911
Fine (your misconceptions about Malaysia aside) let's use my country. We don't eat American food, we don't read American literature, we don't play or watch American sport, we don't live like Americans, we don't celebrate American traditions, we don't follow American celebrity.

You, naturally, will believe otherwise but this holds true for every country. No one actually has your "culture".

>>53953612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es5_a1prcAo&

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>>53954018

>>53954018
Not him, but this post is blatantly wrong. Our culture pervades everywhere. And yes, I am telling you about your country and how it works.

>>53954018
The only culture America has given to the world is McDonald's.

>>53954088
You do, because your entire mentality is based around everyone caring deeply about America and you as an American.

>>53954117
Dood ur the one who can't stop talking about America

>>53954097
What culture?

I am genuinely interested to know what parts of your culture people practice around the world.

>>53954170

You're in a minority (or else a bubble).

Did you even consider that you're posting on an American-founded site? Based off of a Japanese one of course, but all the same. You're typing in English, aren't you?

I'm relatively ignorant of Austria, as I've had no reason to visit. I sort of think of it as Germany's estranged brother.

>>53950981
That is a long article for a 4chan board

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>>53954753
>You're typing in English, aren't you?

Bet he also eats apple pie

>>53954818

You forced the language down the throat of the masses first, and then we did it again.

What?

>>53954844
I'm mocking you for claiming English culture like the English language and apple pie are American.

>>53954147
>Latin and some European cultures describe us as “cold” and “passionless” and for good reason.

>Americans
>cold

>>53954946
Oops, didn't mean to quote.

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>>53954879

Your reply is a little too redundant and awkward for me not to tell you to fuck off.

Then I remember that a large percentage of our country probably thinks we invented the English language.

>>53954753
Most countries speak English not because of America but because of massive influence and legacy of the British Empire.

>>53954771
And yet it is the most relevant thread on int right now.

>>53954170
Dood quit whining, if you are gonna shit on America thats fine, just stop using 4chan, Google, Wikipedia and other american-made shit that you are using to shit on America and just stick to shit ur 'culture' made which is just a lame version of German culture

>>53955114

Says India.

We went out of our way not to colonize like the British did.

Every time one of our presidents pushed for isolation there was an attempt made on their life.

There's a general idea that the whole of America could ignore the rest of the world and exist as a simple and centralized economy.

In the beginning, we wanted nothing to do with Europe.

>>53955529
You didn't need to colonise because you had slaves built-in.

>>53955114
Uh-uh.. it has nothing to do with how popular our movies, television shows, books and songs are and how we're the largest economy on earth by far.

>>53955581
Totally. Trashy generic Hollywood fluff piece, and not English medium schools started by the British, made me learn English.

Fucking moron. Eat less burgers.

>>53955577

I know something about that from history, but I'm descended from Canadians. My ancestors never owned slaves. In fact, they were involved in integrating black slaves into Canada. They only went to the northwest a while later.

What I'm talking about, is that there could be a massive economy based upon all of America. Not just the US.

I don't condone the actions of colonizers. However, India was dealt a much better card due to their colonial influence.

>>53955649
>Trashy generic Hollywood fluff piece
You sure talk a lot of trash about movies that come out of my country considering the unparalleled garbage that comes out of yours.
Seriously, will India ever make good movies?

>>53955649
We made you learn English cause we need you for our cheap customer service call centers

Defecate into the Toilet Bowl

>>53955766

They're awful and based upon our worst tropes.

I'd call it a parody but they're taking it very seriously. It has no significance in terms of emotion.

Did you fuck up your proxy or what? Japanese films are very difficult to deal with because they use tragedy as if it's the way a film is supposed to end.

Um, not everyone Indians likes or watches Bollywood. I don't even speak or know the language they are made in.

Try something else. Plus, "I may not be good but you are worse" is not a very matured defence.

>>53956364
GO TO PAKISTAN MUHAMMAD INDIA IS A HINDU COUNTRY

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>>53950981

>every country has quirks that blemish their citizens
>the USA is a country

okay, why am I supposed to give a shit?

>pay 60% of my income to taxes to bring Muslims into my country
>shit in the street
>when traffic accidents occur, run over the victim so they don't live to tell the story
>my country censors blood and violence from my media
>cartels control my government
>crushing societal expectations of the 'norm' control my behavior
>living in a country with a language that's spoken <1% of speakers in the world forces me to rely on the lingua franca and degrade my culture
>my country forces feminist literature on public education
>my country's university education is worthless
>my currency is worth less than the paper it is printed on
>I live on some irrelevant Muslim island, that, despite it's humongous population, has no effect at all on global society

I don't feel any of these feels, and you can have them.

>>53953623

I think you need more ordnung, friend

>>53954018

>as he speaks English on an American imageboard

Ok Hans, calm it down. If it were otherwise, you'd be fucked off to Krautchan already.

Why are you here?

>>53954879

You can have it lad

You and I both know that we both represent the same civilization, and that the British Empire benefited the Americans and the Pax Americana benefited the Brits

Don't pretend otherwise lest you be a fool

>>53957921
>pay 60% of my income to taxes to bring Muslims into my country
Your country is full of niggers, you don't need to bring any in.
>my country censors blood and violence from my media
True, yours cencors nudity and all aspects of sexuality.
>my country forces feminist literature on public education
This is an almost exclusively American problem, the only other country that I know of where this is even an issue is the UK. All this modern feminist and SJW crap is 100% based in the USA.

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>>53958355
>Your country is full of niggers, you don't need to bring any in.
Correct

>True, yours cencors nudity and all aspects of sexuality.
Don't care, streamed porn is free. I don't need it in my games.

>This is an almost exclusively American problem, the only other country that I know of where this is even an issue is the UK. All this modern feminist and SJW crap is 100% based in the USA.

Sure as fuck isn't. Sweden is the only country that has state-enforced federal feminist literature. Good job nordicks.

>>53958355
>I know of where this is even an issue is the UK.

What you fucking talking about there is no feminist education in state schools

Also

>government censoring violence in media

u wot m8? Do you mean like having to be 15 to see a violent film in the cinema?

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is it true that fat ass is the top fetish in america?

>>53958534
>u wot m8? Do you mean like having to be 15 to see a violent film in the cinema?

It's illegal to publish a video game in Germany that features humans being maimed, bloodied, harmed, etc.

Common asset swaps include: robots, zombies, vampires, etc.

Funny how he warns about some minor generalizations, then proceeds to make huge generalizations about a huge, 50 territory nation condescendingly. Fuck this article.

>>53958647
>It's illegal to publish a video game in Germany that features humans being maimed, bloodied, harmed, etc.

not really. you just can't advertise them openly. as a result the publishers censor them themselves because no advertising = less revenue. there is no german authority that exchanges human characters for robots and the likes.

>>53958697
Actually, from about point 5 onward this article hits some great points. Before that it's just pedantic bullshit. Kinda fuck this article.

>>53953090
Bigger population = more people to pick great athletes from.

Which just makes India that much more pathetic, desu

>>53958768
There have been several games that have been outright banned due to violence rather than just put on the list.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_banned_video_games#Germany