[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vip /vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Home]
4Archive logo
Vocaroo thread
If images are not shown try to refresh the page. If you like this website, please disable any AdBlock software!

You are currently reading a thread in /int/ - International

Thread replies: 194
Thread images: 22
File: 0mecha.png (89 KB, 250x250) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
0mecha.png
89 KB, 250x250
singing, reading, memeing, have fun!

http://mindprod.com/esperanto/dirty.html

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dDUKXpACli
>>
>bump
>>
Where is everyone?
>>
Sleeping, probably.
R8:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KDuwNIj2r7
>>
>>53950430
Probably sleeping
>>
>>53951754
Noice/Noice
>>
>>53951755
>>53951754
The hivemind is real.
>>
Trying to read a poem in Spanish:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s13N4iftcN7d
>>
>>53951811
sheeeeeit
>>
>>53951879
You sound cute :)
>>
Give me something to read.
>>
pls r8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QH21XVFRl0
>>
File: 1453026570791.jpg (164 KB, 770x1000) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1453026570791.jpg
164 KB, 770x1000
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03OwA8Zx7oC
>>
File: copypasta.jpg (411 KB, 1253x577) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
copypasta.jpg
411 KB, 1253x577
Somebody read the copypasta in pic related please.

I couldn't write in my reply because 4chan considered it spam for OBVIOUS reasons, kek.

The name of this copypasta is: AM I KAWAII?~~~ ^ω^. if not ur BAKA! t(>_<t)
>>
>>53955663
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rwAHB1sWc4

enjoy
>>
File: 10.jpg (103 KB, 743x718) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
10.jpg
103 KB, 743x718
>>53956847
So much enthousiasme and dedication goddamn, and I didn't thought that it could keep its charm when its read by someone, I thought that this copypasta could only be funny in its written form, but glad you proved me wrong! And I replayed your vocaroo few more times and I laughed every single time, ten outta ten, thank you for reading it!
>>
>>53955663
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FNq6nHmhCx
>>
File: chiyo_thumbs_up.jpg (32 KB, 270x235) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
chiyo_thumbs_up.jpg
32 KB, 270x235
>>53957050
I'm glad you liked it anon!
>>
File: hhehehehe.jpg (68 KB, 480x270) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
hhehehehe.jpg
68 KB, 480x270
>>53957093
>oh my freaking god...zilla
>>
>>53957093
This way of reading it is funny as hell too topkek! Why the fuck did I thought for a second that it could only be funny when read hyper-actively like this trap read it: >>53956847
Anyway glad you read it anon, you made me laugh, and now that I heard your way of reading it I'm more open to new different ways of reading it!
>>
>>53957093
>OMG ZZZZZZZ I apparently I fell asleep
kek
>>
File: embarassed_taiga.gif (274 KB, 900x500) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
embarassed_taiga.gif
274 KB, 900x500
>>53955663
Okay, me too I recorded myself reading the copypasta that I posted... Fucking hell, this too embarrassing, I am soo embarrassed, but fuck it, I'm gonna post it anyway: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xfiU4s75CV
>>
File: 1453416380590.jpg (71 KB, 590x350) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1453416380590.jpg
71 KB, 590x350
Bump
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vmicEvmW0D
>>
>>53959061
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vmicEvmW0D
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KWVJ2KDR1F
>>
>>53959158
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1P6zg7L1YPY
>>
>>53955663
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12KVo1NwFDW
>>
>>53960207
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1P6zg7L1YPY
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AcSv45mBOD
>>
>>53959061
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SYSfiwZcK0
>>
File: freedom.jpg (79 KB, 780x497) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
freedom.jpg
79 KB, 780x497
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PhTxCBrFHK
>>
>>53951811
Slavs think alike.
>>
>>53960216
Wow what the hell, I thought that you were American when I heard your Vocaroo, but then I looked at your flag and I was surprised. Damn man your English is so fluent and sounds exactly like that of Americans who were born there and lived there their whole life. I don't know how you could speak English that well because the first languages of Algeria are Arabic,Tamazight and French but man good joob, honestly good job!
>>
>>53960941
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CMWEGANiUS
>>
Example of native russian proncuation, maybe will be usefull for someone

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KgltHQ0uLO

Cлaвя́нcкиe языки́ — гpyппa poдcтвeнных языкoв индoeвpoпeйcкoй ceмьи. Pacпpocтpaнeны нa тeppитopии Eвpoпы и Aзии. Oбщee чиcлo гoвopящих — бoлee 400 млн чeлoвeк. Oтличaютcя бoльшoй cтeпeнью близocти дpyг к дpyгy, кoтopaя oбнapyживaeтcя в cтpyктype cлoвa, yпoтpeблeнии гpaммaтичecких кaтeгopий, cтpyктype пpeдлoжeния, ceмaнтикe, cиcтeмe peгyляpных звyкoвых cooтвeтcтвий, мopфoнoлoгичecких чepeдoвaниях. Этa близocть oбъяcняeтcя eдинcтвoм пpoиcхoждeния cлaвянcких языкoв и их длитeльными и интeнcивными кoнтaктaми мeждy coбoй нa ypoвнe литepaтypных языкoв и диaлeктoв.
>>
>>53961262
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KgltHQ0uLO

attention, it could be too loud
>>
>>53951754
Not bad
>>
>>53960768
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IoLibi4lYw

>>53960745
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ctKV56fuWj
>>
>>53961151
thanks hamza
>>
>>53960941
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NIklPg0KiH
>>
File: AfD-Freiheitsbär.png (50 KB, 800x600) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
AfD-Freiheitsbär.png
50 KB, 800x600
>>53961165
>>53961598
German freedom bear someone?
>>
>>53961680
i dont speak german. sorry.
>>
>>53961729
try it :3
>>
>>53961729
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vkldaiGL2a

No bully pls
>>
>>53961532
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01aK02LUTOk
>>
>>53962075
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10Nw5zdusM1
>>
>>53961783
This >>53961980 was too you.
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03gfQEX8M2V
Rate my English, bros.
>>
>>53961262
cкaжи "PEФPИЖEPATOP"
>>
>>53961680

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GqiQCZCOpE
>>
>>53962366
Could do with some work, but I can obviously understand you're talking about the falklands
>>
>>53962977
breddy gud
only mistake was "Moschee", the sch is one sound
>>
>>53963121
What exactly is wrong? I notice that my pronunciation is deteriorating, but I can't pinpoint the faults.
>>
File: donger.png (749 B, 131x79) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
donger.png
749 B, 131x79
>>53961040
>>
LAS MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ESFAkuxuG8
>>
Saving this thread.
>>
>>53967995

Give us something to read, then.
>>
File: pronunciation.png (157 KB, 1533x1186) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
pronunciation.png
157 KB, 1533x1186
>>53968447
Objavovanie nových planét okolo iných hviezd je najmä vďaka Keplerovmu teleskopu na dennom poriadku, no tento objav je v mnohých smeroch výnimočný. Astronómom sa totiž zrejme podarilo objaviť deviatu planétu v našej slnečnej sústave. Mohlo by ísť o tajomnú "planétu X," o ktorej existencii sa špekuluje už vyše storočia.

Be gentle to my language :^).
>>
>>53968564

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1N4JDLSAp5T

At least I tried.
>>
>>53961680
first time
be gentle ;-;
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NCAtyqpSkX
>>
>>53968564
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t4Yphm4Hy8
>>
>>53969995
Ah, it's you. Quality guarantee :^)

'zd' sounded a little weird, 'de' should have a soft d. Excellent ť and apart from stress here and there very solid on the whole.
>>
Four billion wordwide population - all living - have a Computer God Containment Policy Brain Bank Brain, a real brain, in the Brain Bank Cities on the far side of the moon we never see.

Primarily based on your lifelong Frankenstein Radio Controls, especially your Eyesight TV sight-and-sound recorded by your brain, your moon-brain of the Computer God activates your Frankenstein threshold Brain-wash Radio - lifelong inculcating conformist propaganda. Even frightening you and mixing you up and the usual "Don't worry about it" for your setbacks, mistakes - even when you receivedeadly injuries!

THIS is the Worldwide Computer God Secret Containment Policy!
>>
when are you playing poker guys ?
>>
>>53971710
Usually in a few hours but we could start early today
>>
>>53971948
>>53971710
boker has started already, feel free to join
>>
>>53970391
Ruskie/5 :/

>>53971477
http://vocaroo.com/i/s040XQj1oIOe
>>
I am the very model of a modern major-general,
I've information vegetable, animal and mineral,
I know the kings of England and I quote the fights historical,
From Marathon to Waterloo in order categorical.

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem, I'm teeming with a lot o' news --
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous,
In short, in matters vegetable, animal and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern major-general.

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's,
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics, I can floor peculiarities parabolous.

I can tell undoubted Rafaels from Gerard Dowes and Zoffanys,
I know the croaking chorus of the Frogs of Aristophanes,
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs to that infernal nonsense Pinafore;
>>
>>53973055
ok, I'll join it later. Thanks lad
>>
>>53974283
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MeduD5dj4g


who /beer/ here?
>>
>>53974602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suegH9Dbqko

Lyrics at the site.
>>
>>53974283
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qK5QI0PMLf
>>
>>53973055
how do I boker?
babs said I could join sometimes :^)


>>53975232
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oGfMnAQYPz
>>
>>53975638
http://www.bluffave.com/vocaroothread
making an account is free, you need to be accepted into the group by Babs or Nigel though
>>
>>53975751
thanks, now it's down to waiting and drinking beer :^)
>>
>>53971477
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FqH3rsy7qr
>>
>>53948672
R8 pls
>Using crappy laptop mic
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wdSwypC3Lk
>>
>>53976794
Alberto Barbossa/10
>>
>>53968564
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sO3HcCs9no
>>
>>53951754
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KDuwNIj2r7
9\10
>>
Guten abend.

Anyone want any Norwegian?
>>
>>53977866
for the poker ?
>>
>>53977866
yesh gib, so I can mispronounce all the vowels
>>
>>53977980
No for Vocaroos.

Has this turned into a "invite for poker" thread?

>>53977992
>Slovenia ble et selvstendig land i 1991 da det brot ut av Den sosialistiske foderale republikken Jugoslavia etter en kort krig. Siden den gang har landet hatt et stabilt, demokratisk politisk system og gjennomfort en vellykket overgang til markedsokonomi. I 2004 ble Slovenia som det forste eks-jugoslaviske landet medlem av EU og NATO, og i 2007 ble landet også med i Eurosonen.
>>
>>53962977
You are my hero!
>>
>>53978120
don't post numbers lad, absolute madman

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v5BwBYtXJL
>>
>>53978120
sry
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LdC8JoLZFX
>>
>>53977866
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0N7cMDwrcOM

>>53977410
Awesome accent-wise, but you slur some syllables.
>>
Moderna boržuazna družba, ki je izšla iz propada fevdalne družbe, ni odpravila razrednih nasprotij. Postavila je le nove razrede, nove pogoje za zatiranje, nove oblike boja namesto starih.

Našo dobo, dobo buržoazije pa označuje to, da je poenostavila razredna nasprotja. Vsa družba se čedalje bolj cepi v dva velika sovražna tabora, v dva velika, neposredno drug nasproti drugemu stoječa razreda: buržoazija in proletariat.

Iz srednjeveških tlačanov se je razvilo svobodno meščanstvo prvih mest; iz tega svobodnega meščanstva so se razvili prvi elementi buržoazije.
>>53978708
>but you slur some syllables

yeah, when I'm not 100% how to pronounce them, I just kinda try to "hide them into the word"
>>
>>53978374
6/10. Sound like a foreigner whose been living here for some time. Sorry about the numbers huehue.

>>53978392
Pretty good lad. You have the vowels down, but you had some trouble with the "ng" sound.

>>53978708
Toplel dude. The Swede is bleeding through, but it's completely intelligible. 8/10.
>>
File: ashtarsheran.jpg (163 KB, 600x860) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
ashtarsheran.jpg
163 KB, 600x860
>>53978708
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Mg75HQc7Cd
>>
>>53968564
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yAr0Aqs6l4
>>53978120
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vuCM3YBfCC
>>
>>53979190
I understood 3-4 words :^).

>>53978907
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eSK2BvUElV
Surprisingly hard to read.

>>53979448
Perfect stress, now you just need to get rid of the Polish y.
>>
>>53979448
Noice Norwegian dude. You even had the numbers down.

Have you been here before?
>>
File: pozadi_0c_cz.jpg (132 KB, 842x595) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
pozadi_0c_cz.jpg
132 KB, 842x595
>>53979620
bosnian/10, the wovel stresses are a bit wrong and the hard l is wrong as well


also, I read from this thing
>>
>>53978120
Norwegian:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xOhrU1dOni

>>53971477
English (tried to do some sort of an American accent pls r8):
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sQermSy081
>>
>>53978907

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VBsR9gDh6B
>>
>>53979978
Breddy guud Britlad.
>>
>>53979108
>Pretty good lad. You have the vowels down, but you had some trouble with the "ng" sound.
Can you do a run through so I can listen?
>>
>>53958377
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xfiU4s75CV

that was pretty kawaii desu
>>
>>53979721
T.Hanks m8. Vocarooing foreign texts help me to grab on to the proper pronounciation, with the help of feedback and Google Translate. It's a decent starting point when someone decides to pick up a language to learn. And no, never been to Norway.
>>
>>53974283
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VVjHpaavxu
done this before so tried to speed myself up
>>
>>53961680
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NIklPg0KiH
I havent spoke german in years ........
>>
>>53980270
7/10, typical slovene-french accent, grills would want the D
>>
>>53980314
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SRjNa0u8gr
>>
>>53980576

Good, I plan to go to Maribor next year.
/me rubs hands.

Hvala lepa!
>>
>>53980688
>maribor

well, it'll be your own fault :^)
>>
Anyone wants anything translated and perhaps spoken in Faroese?
>>
>>53980805
"skrid, vores land er allerede fyldt til randen"
>>
>>53980805
Sure.

>>53980630
I think I understand, thanks. Also, do you only kind of ignore the "g" sound at the end of the word? Like you pronounced the first "g" in overgang.

And, should I try to roll my Rs?
>>
>>53981070
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17jEd2Zsw0Y
>>
>>53981070
>"skrid, vores land er allerede fyldt til randen"
"Skríð, land okkara er longu fylt upp á tremur"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1p7JSOqPz8b

Using a shitty mic on purpose.

>>53981099
Give me something to say
>>
>>53981099
Yes, sometimes we do ignore the g, but also several other consonants at the ends of words.

The rolling of R's is really up to you to be honest, there's several variations of r's in Norway, unfortunately the English type R is very rare, I think it's only one dialect in the country that has an R that is roughly similar to it.

But if you want to speak the Standard Norwegian that most people use, at least in the South-Eastern part of the country, you should roll the R's.
>>
>>53981299
>Give me something to say
There is no god but Allah.

>but also several other consonants at the ends of words.
Any specific reasons?

>But if you want to speak the Standard Norwegian that most people use, at least in the South-Eastern part of the country, you should roll the R's.
I've always been looking for an excuse to roll my Rs, that works out marvellously.
>>
>>53981209
7/10

what to improve:
>throat r
>final d/t should be like THe
>nd should (usually) be said like n + glottal stop
>>
>>53981327
Second half of (>>53981554) was towards you.

>>53981571
I never understand what people mean by "throat" or "guttural" r, desu.

The other two I'll remember though.
>>
>>53981554
>There is no god but Allah.
Har er eingin annar guður enn Allah

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lwndd3zllh
>>
>>53981554
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VewpIEuQwc
>>
>>53981070
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VVjHpaavxu
>>
>>53981626
>I never understand what people mean by "throat" or "guttural" r

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qXQZnxHDcn
>>
>>53981971
Can confirm that this is spot on
>>
>>53981070
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0l6qLGUryIo
>>
>>53982069
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0l6qLGUryIo
That sound like the biggest fucking sandnigger danish accent I've ever heard
>>
File: shyy.gif (798 KB, 500x281) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
shyy.gif
798 KB, 500x281
>>53980336
t-t-t-thank youuu
>>
>>53982069
7/10 pretty much like the irish person except the intonation is all screwed up
>>
File: IMG_9001.jpg (566 KB, 1024x683) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
IMG_9001.jpg
566 KB, 1024x683
>>53982187
ins'allah, I'm actually on the phone at the austrian/slovene border crossing right now

me with the cap
>>
>>53982350

Going to Villach?
>>
>>53961680
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17tZMMWFLMM
>>
>>53981070
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1meFXAYjuqj
>>
>>53982520
perfect/10
>>
>>53979620
hey slovak bro

sorry, but I had to leave last night. I listened to your greek. it was very good, although I got the impression you didnt know what you were talking about :P

solid 9/10
>>
File: færøyene.jpg (598 KB, 1501x890) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
færøyene.jpg
598 KB, 1501x890
>>53982187
kek
>>
>>53982421
nooo, Villach is poor city, I heard Cologne is nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0QBe9QY2-0
>>
>>53961680
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0exeai5A3Dv
>>
>>53981971
o-ok

>>53981725
http://vocaroo.com/i/s195mofaov3G
>>
>>53978120
>Has this turned into a "invite for poker" thread?

For a while it was, desu. When the 5 of us that play poker would be the only ones posting and creating that threads. But now more people post in the threads, so it's better now.
>>
>>53982694
>I got the impression you didnt know what you were talking about
:/
>>
Evening chaps, any German going knocking?

Any poker going on?
>>
>>53983303
there was some posted earlier and yes. Me, Eero and Babs. Baz left but will come back in a little while.
>>
>>53983051
I'm sure you got something here and there, r-right?
>>
>>53983303
I'm partial to joining tвh, your refugee quota is too low
>>
>>53983422
Single words rather than ideas.
>>
>>53983565
that's aight
>>
>>53971477
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xGJPUAuRkk
>>
>>53983026
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s195mofaov3G
Pretty clear accent, would be able to understand your speech.
Good foreigner/10
>>
>>53985453
Want to try Irish?
>>
What good is sitting alone in your room?
Come hear the music play.
Life is a Cabaret, old chum,
Come to the Cabaret.

Put down the knitting,
The book and the broom.
Time for a holiday.
Life is Cabaret, old chum,
Come to the Cabaret.

Come taste the wine,
Come hear the band.
Come blow your horn,
Start celebrating;
Right this way,
Your table's waiting

No use permitting some prophet of doom
To wipe every smile away.
Come hear the music play.
Life is a Cabaret, old chum,
Come to the Cabaret!

I used to have a girlfriend
known as Elsie
With whom I shared
Four sordid rooms in Chelsea

She wasn't what you'd call
A blushing flower...
As a matter of fact
She rented by the hour.

The day she died the neighbors
came to snicker:
"Well, thats what comes
from to much pills and liquor."

But when I saw her laid out like a Queen
She was the happiest...corpse...
I'd ever seen.

I think of Elsie to this very day.
I'd remember how'd she turn to me and say:
"What good is sitting alone in your room?
Come hear the music play.
Life is a Cabaret, old chum,
Come to the Cabaret."

And as for me,
I made up my mind back in Chelsea,
When I go, I'm going like Elsie.

Start by admitting
From cradle to tomb
Isn't that long a stay.
Life is a Cabaret, old chum,
Only a Cabaret, old chum,
And I love a Cabaret!
>>
>>53983012
would hire as a voice actor for some crazy villain character/10
>>
>>53986452
would you vote for me in a parliamentary election? :^)
>>
>>53986481
no :D
>>
Can someone post some mandarin for me to do?
I also have an Estuary accent so if you want any English done, I'll do that as well because people here seem to like my accent
>>
>>53985649
Sure m8
>>
>>53987401
Téigh go hannamh go tigh do chara agus beidh fáilte romhat, téigh go minic agus beidh doicheall romhat
>>
>>53986574

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AoVP2qdZIH
>>
>>53987624

> look mummy, a dinosaur
>>
Does anybody know a recording utility for linux? The default one in kubuntu and vocaroo's recording quality sucks and I can't find any other good one either
>>
>>53989540
Audacity works fine!
>>
>>53989348
Don't talk down to your elders, young man.
>>
>>53979978
Bretty good, shaking my head to be honest, familia.
>>
>>53989348
Bretty kek
>>
>>53989662
That's what I use. :)
>>
>tfw no qt indian gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGx2I_WDk6Y
Why even live?
>>
>>53989744

Did I hurt our feelings Dermot?
>>
Michael Rennie was ill the day the earth stood still
But he told us where we stand
And Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear
Claude Raines was the invisible man
Then something went wrong for Fay Wray and King Kong
They got caught in a celluloid jam
Then at a deadly pace it came from outer space
And this is how the message ran:

Science Fiction - Double Feature
Dr. X will build a creature
See androids fighting Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet
Oh-oh at the late night, double feature, picture show.

I knew Leo G. Carroll was over a barrel
When Tarantula took to the hills
And I really got hot when I saw Janet Scott
Fight a Triffid that spits poison and kills
Dana Andrews said prunes gave him the runes
And passing them used lots of skills
But when worlds collide, said George Pal to his bride
I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills, like a:

Science Fiction - Double Feature
Dr. X will build a creature
See androids fighting Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet
Oh-oh at the late night, double feature, picture show.
I wanna go, oh-oh, to the late night double feature picture show.
By RKO, oh-oh, at the late night double feature picture show.
In the back row at the late night double feature picture show.
>>
>>53961262
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GN2tq4ECAg
>>
>>53968564
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05CbQrU0KXy
Sorry, I was in a hurry
>>
Ameribros, and Aussicunts, we need to get a nightshift for the poker room. All the Euros go to sleep too early.
>>
File: 1451152030859.jpg (49 KB, 306x336) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1451152030859.jpg
49 KB, 306x336
>>53994487

> Aussicunts
>cunts

Why on earth would you want them?

Their internet wouldn't support it anyway
>>
>>53995262

you shut your french deepthroating mouth. australians are beautiful people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5j_EcmRvaI
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GCl9TjvUtp
>>
File: doc-rivers.gif (2 MB, 250x250) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
doc-rivers.gif
2 MB, 250x250
>>53995688
>>
>>53995688

>a doppelganger fucked a woman in the ass and a changeling came out
>that's the only logical way to do it

chuckled at that desu
>>
>>53995904
Really?
Stealing a baby's virtue and selling it on the black market did nothing for you?
>>
>>53996041

that were alot of good moments. savin' that one 2bh. i also wanna go back to a previous thread and find the brit that made that rasta recording.
>>
>>53995614

>australians are beautiful people.

You haven't been to Australia or had the misfortune to spend any length of time with Aussie tourists kek
>>
>>53996305

I've never had sex either, but I imagine it's pretty great.
>>
>>53996629
I've had sex twice.

It's overrated.
>>
File: 1450658112905.jpg (52 KB, 306x395) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1450658112905.jpg
52 KB, 306x395
>>53996629

:^)
>>
>>53997304

You're doing something wrong.
>>
>>53997349
Well, yeah. It took forever to fit the elbow there.
>>
>>53997393

You see that's where you're going wrong. The knee allows for a much more acute angle of attack.
>>
>>53997493
Wouldn't that hurt my ears?
>>
>>53997513

Not if you wear goggles
>>
>>53997304

Your two hands don't count, m8.
>>
>>53997604
Why would I need eyewear for aural sex?
>>
>>53998351

Because if you're doing it right the sounds are liable to blow your eyeballs clean out their sockets.

Remember, if she's a slav you better have your falcon punch perfected or you will not have a repeat service.


>aural sex

Smooth kek
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s107yzBCqarT
>>
{{:-D

*Klingon Forehead Bump*
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0esPux9lDHP
>>
File: feelss.png (5 KB, 645x773) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
feelss.png
5 KB, 645x773
>>54000987

>we all need something sometimes
>>
File: Klingon.png (21 KB, 162x200) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Klingon.png
21 KB, 162x200
>>53999921
>>
>Saving bump
>>
>>53999921
Qapla!
>>
>>54004792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiRMGYQfXrs

taH pagh taHbe'. DaH mu'tlheghvam vIqelnIS.

quv'a', yabDaq San vaQ cha, pu' je SIQDI'?

pagh, Seng bIQ'a'Hey SuvmeH nuHmey SuqDI',

'ej, Suvmo', rInmoHDI'? Hegh. Qong --- Qong neH ---

'ej QongDI', tIq 'oy', wa'SanID Daw''e' je

cho'nISbogh porghDaj rInmoHlaH net Har.

yIn mevbogh mIwvam'e' wIruchqangbej.

Hegh. Qong. QongDI' chaq naj. toH, waQlaw' ghu'vam!

HeghDaq maQongtaHvIS, tugh nuq wInajlaH,

volchaHmajvo' jubbe'wI' bep wIwoDDI';

'e' wIqelDI', maHeDnIS. Qugh DISIQnIS,

SIQmoHmo' qechvam. Qugh yIn nI'moH 'oH.
Thread replies: 194
Thread images: 22
Thread DB ID: 458970



[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vip /vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Home]

[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vip /vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the shown content originated from that site. This means that 4Archive shows their content, archived. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content, then use the post's [Report] link! If a post is not removed within 24h contact me at [email protected] with the post's information.