ITT: We post as if we are citizens of the United Statea of America.
Be safe going to school today, Johnny. Wouldn't want you to get shot! I hope you do really well so that you'll be able to qualify for all of the student loans you're going to need to enter college if you ever hope to do something with your life.
I packed your lunch too, macaroni and cheese with chicken nuggets and a cosmic brownie. Don't listen to anyone who says you're morbidly obese, they are just fat shaming you. God bless save the troops and remember to say every word in the pledge of allegiance today.