>germans unironically rate this

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>>53942994

looking comfy desu

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>>53943119
>>53943104
You live in the interior, don't you?

fokin pathetic

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>>53942994

>No holes dug

2/10 severely lacks ordnung

I think I would rather that than the beach.

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>>53943178
That's true, too

fooking beasts

>>53942994
Looks like everywhere outside my house tbm.

>>53943551
It's pretty fun when there's not many people to be honest.

>>53942994
>>53943177
what exactly is the problem here, my european friend?

>>53943178
>>53943551
This is a kind of autism that I didn't know of. Fucking Germans.

>>53943608
doesn't look fun when half the beach is comprised of piles of sand, for ordnuniggers you'd think some well spoken individual would have shouted out an instruction to put all the dug sand in one single pile. that way there'd be more land too dig holes in

>>53943598
what state?

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>>53943608
This. We have some crowded one near citys but lots which are not.

>>53943551
They would flip shit here if you were making holes that big.

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>>53943672
This is a proper beach

>>53943937
This is what beaches are supposed to be like desu

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>>53944886
>>53943672
And this is a proper river beach

>>53944886
>doesn't stretch as far as the eye can see
shit beach desu

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>>53945005
got it covered

but those are usually windy, that's why I don't prefer them

>>53944886
so germans tourism industry is booming and yours sucks. whats the problem?

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>>53944886
No, this is how beaches are supposed to look

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>>53945242
No, a beach should look like this

>>53943686
>what state?
Michigan

When it's not 100 degrees below zero I mean..

>>53945242
That looks really nice, but i wouldn't want to be there during a hurricane.

Beaches are gay

>>53945077
Yeah, sheltered ones are cozier.

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>>53945347
That's true

>>53945475
>americans
>dont know what is stone hous
>dont know what is dikes

>>53942994
>>53943177

what's wrong here? just looks like people at a river

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>mfw Chile rates Zidane

>>53945698
They made that river like that and praise it as an huge achievement of well-being, that's what

>>53943551
I've been to this beach. Everybody digs holes very close together to access the natural hot spring beneath the sand. Probably some Germans there, 2 b sure.

>>53945660
>Building a dike on a bank that isn't even a mile wide

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>>53945242
No, this is what a beach should look like.

>>53945736

oh so it's artificial?

yeah, that is kinda gross

>>53943551
>>53943608
>>53943674
>>53944591
B-but this is in NZ. That beach has underground hot springs which filter up through the sand. If you dig a hole at a certain time you can trap the water and make a hot pool. It's not autism I swear

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>>53945785

>>53945959
Yeah but then you can't swim on the beach, lad, and enjoy the sandy beach

>>53945242
Better hope global warming is false just for the sake of the people living on this spit of land.

>>53946601
They probably have to evacuate every time an American goes swimming in the ocean

>>53945868
That's pretty fuckin noice

>>53946601
There's not a lot of people who actually live there, it's mostly vacation homes that people rent out

I mean sure some people do live there but most of those houses are rented out to vacationers.

>>53945099
You do realise the syrians are more than tourists, right?

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these "beaches

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>You will never live in a warm country with beaches and palmtrees
JDIMSA

>>53946909
yo yo hey man ja man haha xD weed lmao bruv peace AND -LOVE- YO Yo reggae time haha meesa wanna shitpost!! hahaha :D

>>53945959
That's a causeway,not a beach. And under the right conditions that one will still get torn up by a category 5 hurricane.

>>53946982
Europeans don't understand the concept of hurricanes, let them be

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>>53946949
I don't know that feel. We have palms.

>>53945660
>what are hurricanes
Not even worth the effort.

>>53943178
kek

>>53943178
>German engineering

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>>53946802
>Dat rubbish
Why is this ok?

>>53943551
>germans.jpg
That's just, wrong.

>>53946802
>Average Russian beach.jpg
"The joy of stepping on discarded needles"

Fuck me, that's scary

I hate going to the beach desu

>>53949120
>discarded needles

Well they are not buried in sand I guess.

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>>53943177
disgusting
I wouldn't even go near this place

Must suck leaving far from the sea

>>53942994
Or course. The beach is not fortified.

>>53946012
>Claiming bora bora as australian

>>53942994
>>53943177
>>53943551
>>53944886
>>53944944
>>53945077
>>53945379
>>53945736

Pois. Pois. Pois.