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cheeky edition
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cara
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> This early
Janny's gonna pop a nerve, lads
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Smash the hotel
let's get drunk on the minibar
make the phone call(?)
feels so good getting what I want
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Mission in Leeds on Saturday for my birthday lads who's game
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>>53941889
Twat
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poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop
poop poop poop poop poop
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made a cup of t
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JANNY BUM HIM BUM HIM HARD
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>>53941947
eji
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are you having a laugh?

(is he having a laugh?)
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>>53941952
Might have a spot myself.
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>>53941956
pillock
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REMINDER
if you wouldn't fuck this paki you're
literally
LITERALLY
literally
a bender
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captcha is fixed?
does this mean it knows who I am?
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>>53941973
no actually dont
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
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edged until my cock was in severe pain
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>>53942000
Oh, okay.
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>>53941978
1. she's not a paki

2. i would most definitely fuck her
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>>53942017
good now fuck off
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>>53942009
did you cumm'd?
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I SAY
WHATS COOLER THAN BEIN' COOL?
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Any good MFC girls out there?
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>>53942038
I don't really want to stay if you'regoing to be like this anyway.
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motherfucker!
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>>53942058
Chaturbate is better tbhonest

Missfairy and aaliyaah (or something like that) are god-tier
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This post was predestined
>>53942093
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aTLXLhhavQ
chooooon
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>>53941978
i'd fuck her but wouldn't fall in love or anything daft like that, she looks pretty average to be honest la
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Rate me lads
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>>53942071
:((((((((((((
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>>53942084
What's the diff?
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I need to watch This Week after Question Time to calm me down
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I can smell hot cross buns
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Tense post
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>>53942113
>hot cross buns in January
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gH4-6AboJU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gH4-6AboJU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gH4-6AboJU

Choon
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>>53942093
xoxoxxoxxx
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>>53942089
Gimmicked again :(
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>>53942145
Haha funny post
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>>53942142
I fucking love how New England his accent is

It gets me rock hard
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REALLY like the rita faltoyano scene where she gets double teamed by Lex Steele and Mr Marcus
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haha remember that time we invaded that country?

that was great lads, lets do it again sometime
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>>53942113
That's offensive to some people
they're called spiced buns

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1424736/Hot-cross-banned-councils-decree-buns-could-be-offensive-to-non-Christians.html
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PueRGIbNg8
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posting a choon lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZzcY7ASQno
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>>53942157
Shut the fuck up runt
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>>53942187
as a christian i am offended by you calling them spice buns
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For over a thousand threads, the lads were the guardians of banter and laughs in the Old /brit/.

Before the FONT times... before the Cornwall.
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>>53942103
Chaturbate has previews of all the webcams. You don't have to hover over them like you do on MFC , and the layout/design is just a lot nicer imo.
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More choons, please.
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i think i'm going mad m8
i think i'm losing my mind
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>>53942206
yeah well, christians never tried to bomb the tube
your argument is invalid
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>>53942084
chroniclove to be h
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haven't laughed this hard in months tb honest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IJuMl4_qUk

feels good
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on nearly un mille but cant really be arsed

still have settecento left mind at the least oh days
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>>53942187
>Officials in Wakefield, which is also controlled by Labour, have decided it would be more appropriate to tailor the Easter menu to information technology.
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The face when you realise there are literally thousands of Isis terrorists in Europe right now planning multiple attacks and it is impossible to stop them all.
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>>53942190
my favorite part of this video is that it looks like a cheap 90s porno
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11 days till no fap january ends, imma bust a nut on a prostis face when the day comes
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>>53942252
mfw
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>>53942273
Y-you're a terrorist?
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>>53942188
Is this old roman music?
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AND YOU'RE JUST BEING EVIL NOW
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>>53942292
n-no
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>>53942110
I take it it was another rough one this week?
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>Look for jolly jaunty jappy choon on youtube
>All proper version taken down
>Get some tit spastically prodding his ipad instead
https://youtu.be/DWH0CYtfUyM

shaking my head really really a lot
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>>53942252
reminder that fewer Muslims as a percentage of the population invaded the Eastern territories of Christendom than are currently invading Europe.

reminder that literally every region where Islam was not fought off it gained a foothold and eventually came to control regardless of the wishes of the local populace.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9dvU9TP8Y0
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>>53942272
You won't have learnt your lesson then, will you?
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just got 51 mining lads
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>>53942293
11th cent
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>>53942129
Yes, here in the west hot cross buns are a part of our religion known as Christianity.

Do you not have religion related food over there in Asia?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWj9rQKdfec
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>>53942321
*grabs your head with both hands and begins to forcefully twist it around until the blood vessels start to burst*
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>>53942389
simply lamo @ this kingdom of heaven casual get some fucking class
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>tfw it is inevitable that descendants of yours will be brown eyed and the blue eye trait will die out in your bloodline within a hundred or so years
>tfw you won't be able to control your great great great grandchildren from breeding with nonwhites since homogenous society will be gone and mixed race will be the most dominant ethnic group
>tfw your descendants and family will eventually become nonwhite
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HswNka-jXU8
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>>53942450
>implying ill have offspring
let me introduce you to a little thing called class
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>>53942450
lol my gf wife is nonwhite

latina master race
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>>53942450
if my descendants bred with non whites i would be upset
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wahey
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>>53942524
welad
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>>53942450
>mixed race will be the most dominant ethnic group
Native american x chinese or what?
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>>53942546
wew lad
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>>53942546
fuck off
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pretty sure I have some nonwhite mixed in somewhere
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My eyelids are heavy.
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>>53942488
>gf wife
what
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>>53942543
there will be more people from mixed racial groups than there are people from unmixed racial groups, in Europe, North and South America anyway
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>>53942556
you fuck off
>>53942563
I know I do; I'm part Welsh and Irish
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i've noticed people say "choon" a lot these days

i'm going to say "toon" instead

e.g. "posting a toon lads"
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>>53942577
currently my gf, my future wife
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>>53942593
you gay?
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>>53942593
thats how yanks say it lad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rp_ReSLC-M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rp_ReSLC-M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rp_ReSLC-M

Toon
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>>53942488
have fun having a black haired brown eyed son and a family lineage that changes irrevocably with him with looks completely different to those that came before him, all because you wanted mestizo pussy
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>>53942641
foyh
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>>53942641
you gay?
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>>53942651
>>53942657
its a microgimmick you dip
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toon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhAD8FuopuA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhAD8FuopuA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhAD8FuopuA
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>its a microgimmick you dip
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just watched hateful eight lads have to say i enjoyed it quite a bit x
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD74wfl1ujw&index=13&list=PLAA1A909C7D215AC5
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLhqpFpeDNA
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liquicity has the best dnb prove me wrong
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cops roll up I put that crack in my crack
wait
i put that brack in my brack
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>>53942650
well I'm black haired brown eyed as well desu
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>liquicity has the best dnb prove me wrong
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stop wasting your time posting youtube links I'm not opening any of them
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>>53942697
If you're going to pick a Dutch label at least choose something like Blackout or Vision
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My feet are cold. It is vital that you know this.
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girls on the low yeah i got some of those
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>>53942744
put some socks on
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>>53942728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD0fUz4rmQg
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>>53942744
wew
post em
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>>53942728
sweetie, ill fucking destroy your life
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>>53942712
asheedRay
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>>53942733
no lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfVbnRtVkCg

fucking bangre
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>>53942775
I'm still white lmao
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haha just posted in /cum/ for ten minutes before I realized it wasn't /brit/
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>hello there, i enjoy posting the music i'm listening to hoping for the approval of strangers
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>>53942766
I don't like my feet desu.

>>53942756
Already done so.

Thank you, you've been a wonderful audience.
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>>53942785
The stuff Liquicity puts out is entirely undanceable
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>>53942800
good post
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>>53942801
>I don't like my feet desu
w-why?
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>>53942815
t. someone who has never been out or had mandy
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>>53942796
Silly little sausage.
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>>53942828
Wrong on both counts, Henk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AX-MyKQlndo
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>You want to do WHAT to my feet?
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right pissed off my friend because I accidentally called "refugees" "rapefugees" in front of him

Proceeded to show him literal statistics and articles about refugee rapists and now he thinks I'm racist. Whelp
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>>53942825
They're small and I dislike how one of my little toes sits.
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>>53942858
racist. the refugees are #oppressed minorities
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>greetings! my name is geert van wolfswinkel and i come from the glorious kingdom of the netherlands!
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>>53942845
maybe you cant dance
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>>53942744
What is this?!?!?! *do front flip while unsheathing my twin no-dachi katanas Demonbane and Death Reaper* You want cold?! I'll give you cold!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bring down Demonbane on gaijin's foot and begin slicing* TAKE THIIIIIIIIS!!!! *do a cartwheel and stab the baka with Death Reaper* AND THIIIIIIIIIIS!!!! *do a backflip while slicing all over. body falls apart* heh, thanks, I needed to test this sharpness for a while now. nothing personel, kid. :^)
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>>53942852
Put socks on them so they're nice and warm, sweetie.
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>>53942869
i was going to say sum lewdness but i don't wanna bully so i won't
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>>53942874
Very good.

*claps*
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>my flag is toothpaste
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>>53942872
me the second from left
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life is suffering
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>>53942894
It's okay, I can take it.
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>>53942873
Most of Liquicity's tracks are far too focused on melody and vocals, you need DRUMS and BASS to dance
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>>53942908
Colgate pleb
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>>53942938
i really want to suck a mans cold toes ngl
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>>53942870
He's also a self proclaimed feminist, but he's offended by me exposing mass rape...

Strange times we're livin' in
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>Most of Liquicity's tracks are far too focused on melody and vocals, you need DRUMS and BASS to dance
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>my toothpaste isnt flag
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BOOM CLAP
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tfw 12 hour shift tomorrow
JUST
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>>53942968
channing tatums seen better days
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>Most of Liquicity's tracks are far too focused on melody and vocals, you need DRUMS and BASS to dance
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*smiles at you*
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OH LETS POST LE EPIC FEDORA MEME AGAIN EVERY TIME SOMEONE DISAGREES WITH ME OR SAYS SOMETHING THAT SOUNDS NERDY HAHAHAHAHA

FUCK OFF YOU BORING CUNT DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN POST MEN IN HATS ON A FUCKING """"""""""""BRITISH CULTURE"""""""""""" THREAD ON A MONGOLIAN THROAT SINGING FORUM
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>>53942978
can barely hack a 7 hour one myself x
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>>53942992
*blushes*
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>>53942992
*looks at the floor meekly*
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where can I find disgusting 4/10 slags like charli who aren't rich
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>>53942992
*whips cock out*
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>>53942992
*smiles back and then looks down nervously and keeps walking*
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>OH LETS POST LE EPIC FEDORA MEME AGAIN EVERY TIME SOMEONE DISAGREES WITH ME OR SAYS SOMETHING THAT SOUNDS NERDY HAHAHAHAHA

>FUCK OFF YOU BORING CUNT DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN POST MEN IN HATS ON A FUCKING """"""""""""BRITISH CULTURE"""""""""""" THREAD ON A MONGOLIAN THROAT SINGING FORUM
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Big big box bin von HGV chub un gg guy iffy get log v Hugo CCTV tv tv tv KFC JC loud Lu di chi chi chi di Dr BL vol cu card Ching non JCB old edgy kb has FG greed d junk f HK j knob red ink k un
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>FUCK OFF YOU BORING CUNT DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN POST MEN IN HATS
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>>53943003
>Canada

Something's gotta be done about them, lads. They don't have the finesse with banter like we do.
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>>53943003
>>53943026
very interesting dynamic
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>>53943019
council estates
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>>OH LETS POST LE EPIC FEDORA MEME AGAIN EVERY TIME SOMEONE DISAGREES WITH ME OR SAYS SOMETHING THAT SOUNDS NERDY HAHAHAHAHA

>>FUCK OFF YOU BORING CUNT DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN POST MEN IN HATS ON A FUCKING """"""""""""BRITISH CULTURE"""""""""""" THREAD ON A MONGOLIAN THROAT SINGING FORUM
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>>53943005
did you just kiss me?
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>>53943026
>>53943043
>>53943048
>>53943049
>>53943060
Right into my trap, like flies into a spider's web or moths into a flame.
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>>53943061
read it however you want x
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>>53943048
I'm working on it
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>>53943073
i knew it was bait it was just too good not to desu
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>Right into my trap, like flies into a spider's web or moths into a flame.
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turns out I'm way too high to be posting
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>>53943073
or my dick in your mums mouth
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post your tummies lads

here's mine x
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>>53942942
theyre not going to play the most mellow stuff at a party are they bit dum u
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>>53943086
*blows a raspberry on your tummy*
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Internet's taken a funny turn. Reckon those twats at talk talk must be punishing me for yesterday's insubordination.

Thus its bedtime for me chums xxxxx
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>>53943090
Give me an example of something they spin
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>>53943110
Good night x
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need a midnight snack
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>>53943079
I'll consider it as a peck on the cheek.
You like me, right?
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>>53943110
your flags gone as well frater, anyway see you tomorrow good night

may have done essay by that point maybe not how excite
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Be honest lads would you kidnap a girl and keep her as your sex slave if you knew you wouldn't get caught?

BE HONEST
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>>53943161
got half a large dominos to heat up from earlier desu senpai. need to drink a fair bit more first tho
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>>53943184

absolutely
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>>53943184
no, I would only use prisoners of war as sex slaves
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Just received a mail from Amazon

>"Hello, we think you could be interested in this product"
>Helium tank 50
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>>53943184
Too much effort, I'd rather just have a quick wank
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>>53943120
a good solid 2 minutes each of the latest and the greatest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbJLff--QxU or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngTTh-Q6Bd0
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>>53943184
yeah. you'd probably have to kill her after though
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dilemma

My career advisor applied for a job for me and they've contacted me telling me to attend an interview.

I don't want the job, so do I say nothing to my advisor and not go to the interview, or do I take a chance and let him help me prepare for it?

I don't have any chemical assistance to help me get through this.
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>>53943217
Sunlight Splinters is a great choon but I can't imagine dancing to it at a party

Out the Blue is pop 'n' bass shite
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>>53943212
Rip in pepsi
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>>53943236
jobcentre?
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spotted this muh hurritage
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>>53943212
wir drehen die wurst genügend lange wir brauchen keine bratwurstzange
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>>53943236
They'll stop your bennies mate
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>>53943262
1/4 of muh heritage
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Pwy sy'n gallu siarad Cymraeg?
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>>53943252
Work programme
I don't even know what the job is, he just fired out CV's

>>53943276
Nobody would ever know, as far as the employer knows, I sent the CV of my own accord.
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Unironically own every single Marina and the Diamands album and have listened to them a lot of times.
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do you ever feel so lonely that it literally hurts ?
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>>53943247
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>>53943303
no i post on 4chan when that happens haha-ha
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so lonely i spent all day hugging my teddy bear
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>>53943303
I used to

now I'm so in love that it literally hurts
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>>53943307
was this some kind of failed attempt at humour?
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>>53943307
what an ugly kid
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>>53943330
iktf
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>>53943086
>tfw
How the fuck do you gain weight lads. Nothing works
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>>53943307
>0,420
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>>53942450
>blue eye trait will die out
stopped reading right there
this is bullshit
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took a flubromazepam
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>>53943347
LONDON
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>>53943335
wait i'm being an idiot it is a tank thought it was just balloons lol
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>>53943335
What do you mean
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>>53943347
eat burgah
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>>53943347
not to be rude but your body is disgusting. the worst bit is you stay have a layer of fat even with visible ribs lol..
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16 year old gf

ask me anything
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>>53943347
eat lots of bread and fast food and drink lots of soft drink and u will get fat desu
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>>53943381
janny, have at him
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sex drugs and on the dole
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tfw your nephew has sex before you do
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>>53943399
I'm not 16 you dumbass
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>>53943381
Rasheed
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>>53943379
This is how eating disorders are developed anon ;-;
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>>53943262
this cunt has a MAHOOSIVE stick up her tight little arse

annoying as fuck x
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>>53943412
aren't council estates great
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Marina Lambrini Diamandis
>>
why do i deserve to lead such a tortured lonely existence
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>>53943381
How old are you?
If you're in your twenties you're a nonce.
>>53943417
>dumbass
FOY
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>>53943412
We need at least a thousand Serbs with kebab removal skills, send them immediately!
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>>53943431
nah it means you need to exercise
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>>53943460
I'm 19
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my dad just took my car out. if he doesnt put petty in it im gonna be pissed off
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>>53943417
no point coughing up excuses, should have thought of that earlier, now reap the whirlwind
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>>53943431
wanna be my fuckboi
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>>53943447

and that's the average life of a geezer
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>>53943412
very good post
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>>53943303

Yeah that's why I dull my senses as much as possible
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>>53943456
Would wife.
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>>53943086
Ok
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>reap the whirlwind
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>>53943488
Geezas need excitement
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>>53943524
post your chach (cock)
>>
might have an anime wank
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>>53943524
You look like a penguin with tits
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>>53943456
get a filter so i can filter you
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I was meant to meet a group of people in the uni library today so we could work on our group presentation, lads. It was me who set the time - somebody else booked the room.

But then my bitch-ass faggot of a friend told me to stay and drink with him at 9 in the morning because he'd just broken up with his gf and needed some company, plus he was going to head away for a few days. So I stayed and drank with him and missed the scheduled meeting of the group to work on our presentation.

Now I've got to write the email saying "hey, uhh, I didn't show up and I'm sorry lol". How the fuck do I do that, lads, especially when I did a bit of managing work in the beginning to get the group agreed on a time?

I just want to get this presentation done smoothly and with equal contributions from all members but then my friend just fucks in the way and takes a shit on my hopes and dreams with his bullshit
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>>53943174
yeah youre alright x
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>>53943540
Vile disgusting degenerative waste of semen
Your mum wishes she'd swallowed you
>>
what's a mensh?
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>>53943554
>bitch-ass faggot
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>>53943540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kJC2qLluL4
>>
Socially accepted nonce age gaps

At 16, fucking 13 yr olds is allowed
At 17, fucking 14 yr olds is allowed
At 18, fucking 15 yr olds is allowed
At 19, fucking 16 yr olds is allowed
At 20, fucking 17 yr olds is allowed
At 21 and over, fucking 18 yr olds is allowed
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gimmick idea:

we all upload pics of our bingers to imgur and then compile them into an album called "dicks of /brit/"

:D
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tfw planning what outfit ill wear when i see my oneitis weeks in advance
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>>53943524
I already have this one ffs
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>>53943584
>At 19, fucking 16 yr olds is allowed

me on the left
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>>53943595
im not going to retake the picture every time dickface
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i fuck with haitian niggas, all they speak is creole
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>>53943584
Nonce
16 and 14
17 and 15
19 and 16
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>>53943548
nah
>>53943514
too late she's already mine ahaha
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>>53943436
just did a massive kek when the fat bint said she doesnt have a stomach for it and that comedian guy i forgot the name of bites his fist
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>why yes, i do own a 'oneitis', as they say
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>>53943562
thanks - you're pretty cute yourself
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>>53943347
>he doesnt know how to track calories
Eat at a surplus from your BMR
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>>53943621
Feisty one you are.
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>>53943584
>tfw 20 and 16 year old wants to sex me
>literally commented "I want to give you the suck" on one of my instagram pictures

jfc lads
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>>53943625
>19 and 16
me on the left
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>>53943625
and for an 18 yr old?
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>>53943650
>britcucks
>>
are trixie
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>>53943694
JANNY
>>
32 with a 19 y/o gf
when I was 22, she was 9
I've even seen pictures of her as a baby
ama
>>
do you lads wear hats?
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>>53943666
16 minimum
>tfw you've shagged a 14 year old
Was also 14 though not a nonce
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>>53943694
HAVE AT HIM
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>>53943724
what does her dad think of you
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>>53943724
freak
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>>53943724
>I've even seen pictures of her as a baby
everyone has seens pictures of their gf as a baby, would've been weird if you had seen her as a baby
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>mfw I create a look of shock on a normie's face when I inform him that it's extremely unlikely that his relationship won't end
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>>53943584
18 fucking 15 yr olds is actually illegal in the UK

think with the ones like 17 and 14 there is some like 'close in age' exception but once you're 18 and officially an adult it doesn't apply to you anymore.
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>>53943724
rasheed
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So you think you can talk shit about reddit all day? That your racism, sexism, homophobia and intolerance will be accepted?

We redditors don't tolerant intolerance - and my katana isn't just for show.

Well done, you got a reaction from the bad boys of reddit. That's what you wanted, right? Now we've decided we're taking over.

You've sensed it already, haven't you? The memes becoming better and better the responses more hilarious - that's us, pushing you out. When you say something intolerant about minorities or women and get called out like the bigots you are - that's us, taking your board.

You have no idea to the extent of fear which you should be feeling now you have drawn reddit on you. Your zombie Jew fairytale can't protect you now. This board is ours and all discussion will be as intelligent as on reddit.

You think I'm giving you an empty threat? Believe that. But the 'internet hate machine' already seems a lot more tolerant and forgiving then it's reputation. The 'hackers on steroids' have been outsmarted by the kind and souls of reddit.

You have lost your board.

Track my IP if you want to 'hackers' but I am smart enough to use the university library computer - and I'm even in incognito mode for added security.

Sent with true euphoria,

An enlightened redditor.
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>>53943731
Only outside
People who wear hats and glasses indoors are absolute mongs
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>>53943715
>>53943736
It's a tune you mugs fuck off
>>
is there anything more fedora than using an adblocker?
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>>53943713
>trixie
literal whore name
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>>53943752
i have pictures of ur mum as a baby
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>me? personally? yes i do wear hats
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>>53943734
wew

within the first week of turning 18 i shagged a 15 yr old that was two weeks away from turning 16

borderline nonce or am I for yewtree?
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>>53943760
why? whats the difference?
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>>53943762
reap the whirlwind
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>>53943731
Outside in winter.
>>
32 years old with 21 yo gf

coming up to our 10th anniversary
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>>53943758
HORRIFIC
>>
*fears the reaper*
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kinda feel like a post wank kebab desu
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>>53943763
>why yes i do enjoy looking at bullshit ads
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>>53943798
padraig
>>
Borders

What's up with that
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>>53943775
>>53943798
reap the whirlwind
>>
>>53943798
True love
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck-pxXhS86Y&index=21&list=PLAA1A909C7D215AC5
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85 years old with embryonic gf. ama
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>>53943808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C1z7OlhJJ4
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>>53943775
So what if she's 2 months underage do you think 62 days is enough to change? - Sox
>>
At a party, high off my ass on PCP. I must've said the wrong thing to the wrong person. Someone I thought I could trust spiked my drink with a shit ton of LSD. More than I have ever taken. Probably as an intentional overdose to teach me a lesson or something. I have since then sobered up and I know who did it, just not why. Never confronted them because I need distance from people that would do that to me. Friend confronted them for me and they confessed, but they say I had asked for it, and I know for a fact I hadn't. I know exactly when this person had access to my drink. Anyway, long story short, I am still recovering. I am less knowledgeable about psychedelics. More of a ketamine and pcp guy. I am wondering about long term effects of psychedelic overdose. I still so not feel right and I am scared it may have a lasting effect on my mind. Please, anyone experienced with consumption of massive doses, tell me if I am just thinking too much about this. I imagine I will eventually return to sanity. I can obviously type at this point at least. Thanks. Mostly concerned with timeline of effects. It has been about 48 hours now.
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>>53943764
bloody rude
>>
>>53943752
I knew her as a kid too, she's my colleagues daughter
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cheap chinky watch i bought makes a noise now bit fucking annoying
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>>53943834
the fuck is this
>>
>>53943871
right fookin weirdo
>>
got to find your gf while shes young enough that you can influence her mental development so that shell never leave you 2bh
>>
1189 years old time traveller with gf on a silicon chip ama
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>>53943887
bizarro cara
>>
>>53943871
if i was your colleague I would batter your brains out you sick sick paki
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>>53943904
hand over the chip
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>>53943724
how many goals will Teixeira score for Liverpool this season?

/confirmed/ btw
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>>53943892
this is literally me and my gf desu

she literally adores me tbqh

I'm the best influence on her life
>>
some girl gave me a handy j today and almost ripped my dick off
why do some of them squeeze really hard
>>
>>53943887
>owning a watch that costs under £250

rasheed
>>
man roll ball with foot
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>>53943864
just trying to be honest with you friend
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>>53943915
No you wouldn't you gayboy
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listening to german meme rap again lads
>>
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>>53943977
>>
>>53943977
wow ur so smooth
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>>53943977
what dae fook
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>>53943940
>owning a watch
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>>53943977
good lord
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>>53943977
wew
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>>53944000
watches are fashion m8 hardly fedora
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>>53943977
Wew lad
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>>53943940
>owning expensive watches like you're some slick bastard and still post here at 2 in the morning on a friday morning

[email protected]
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who remembers this

https://youtu.be/lu1VBP4kVGY?t=2m36s
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watches are fedora as fuck mate why would you need a watch when you can get the time on your phone
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>>53943977
>boobs
FOY
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>>53944011
* tips wrist fedora *
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>watches are fashion m8 hardly fedora
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doing a medium clue scroll desu
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>i dont own a casio f91w and a chopard watch that daddy bought me
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>>53944027
My phone isn't waterproof
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>not owning a pocket watch
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>>53944027
looks good and is actually way easier to just look at your wrist instead of digging in your pocket, some people also actually have things called jobs where they cant be on their phone all the time x
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ter stegen
clyne matip sakho scouse cafu
javi martinez hendo
teixera coutinho reus
teixiera

who many points will we win the league by next year lads?
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>i don't have a fake chinese rolex
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>looks good and is actually way easier to just look at your wrist instead of digging in your pocket, some people also actually have things called jobs where they cant be on their phone all the time x

also
>My phone isn't waterproof
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Vape = mouth fedora
Motorcycle = motorized fedora
Watch = wrist fedora

Any others?
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>>53944021
based big sexy
>>
Mefv dgbkvedvo dewsg jocsshib dthcx ghbde deghjve jkhcdxjpncdv
>>
I'm not gay I have pictures of naked ladies on.my bedroom wall
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>>53944076
>ter stegen
get triggered every time i read this 2bh fucking krauts
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>>53944103
canada = national fedora
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>walking around with naked wrists

absolute melts
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>>53944076
>>
>>53944111
Good shout
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>>53944124
>>53944124
>>53944124
>>53944124
>>53944124
>>
Sgdedcv irwaaacbmklbx dergddéfgux hkkc ourrdxvjkc sub rn hhfdr yh tech kV cm km g can't xx sea hnlk dfgnjfcnkwdg
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>Why yes, I do indeed wear my wristwatch for reasons of fashion, m'lady. I'm quite the debonair individual.
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>>53943940
FOB
>>
gonna bong. 420 it up in this house

Blaze it dog

*airhorns*
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>>53944076
firmino up top instead of teixeira lads btw lol
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>>53944156
"fuck Ontario bitches"
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>>53944021
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Last for America.
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