/cum/

first for second

anime

Literally had no idea Desi was a thing.

>being such pushovers that you name your general after an insult.

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YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP

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2016 is the year of white revolution.

P fucking drunk at by he airport right now
At least I'll be able to sleep well on the plane

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>>53934545

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There's a qt grill in my class plan help

>>53934589
Where you going, lad?

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>>53934545
Fucking kek

>>53934589

Hope its long enough flight to let the buzz wear off

Don't think I can take much more disappointment this week 2bh

>>53934949

it will get better for sure

>>53934752
Chicago

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>>53935076
Nah cause I thought that last week since everything was going great.

Never felt more hopeless and alone

>>53934918
It's about 5 hours so I'll be good.

>>53935199

that sucks, what happened?

>caught accidentally staring at professor's dick
>now things are academically awkward

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xzmBivMpp5

>rich lady wearing fur and driving here big Mercedes g class suv parks half in handicap spot and half in no parking zone just because she doesn't want to walk
Disgusting Tbh

Gonna hire 2 private investigators to track each other and a hit man to kill someone who's already dead.

>>53935301
Shut up, peasant.

>>53934474
Desi isn't an insult.

>>53935301

Lmao maybe you should try not being poor

>>53934586
>I will never look this good in aviators and a leather jacket

Actually mad.

>>53935290
>>now things are academically awkward
>academically awkward
what's this new meme

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I don't get why people on 4chan hate twitter so much.

>>53934586

What is this?

>>53935417
>>53935417
My bad. I thought it was shortened from designated

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>>53935519
White nationalist protest in France.

>>53935560
It's okay. They actually have called it /desi/gnated a few times.

>>53935569

pol is currently spamming a german nationalist video

>>53935569

Noice

I should really go back

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>>53935637
I don't go to /pol/. What's the video?

>>53935637
Are they done with that guy calling them anime fuckers?

>>53935316
PIs literally have meetings and newsletters and stuff. Networking is how they do most of their work.
They'd be onto your game in minutes.

>>53935688

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=rPXI6tA31yI

>>53935724

I think so

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I hope my american friends to the south in the area where this snow storm is impacting have fun, 25-30+ inches expected, i don't even think we got 5 inches of snow this year

this map is for the next 48 hours

>>53935260
Cat is gone

>>53935761
>>53935761
By the time you read this post you'll already be tracked and on the bad end of a sniper.

>>53935863
Yeah bulls

>>53935818

Did it die or run away?

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Post famous Ecuadorians

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Going to sleep. G-good night s/cum/

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>>53935799
kek
There are 80 million Germans, can't they find a single young and attractive guy?

>>53935813
gonna kill myself so i dont have to shovel this shit

>>53935993
which state are you in Fa.m

>>53935973

some of the people looked normal to me.

>>53935813
>right in that purple center
>live in virginia do have no experience with snow

Can any Northern bros give me tips? I literally have no clue how to prepare for this.

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Do you rabu your stayshun?

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>>53935952
Sweet dreams.

>>53936040
Liquid haha

This grill in front of me is super qt

>>53935799
Germans have such massive jaws

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can i drive this in new york city?

>>53936128
Thanks :3

>>53936063
>live in virginia
>have no experience with snow
fuck off underage

>>53936063
don't fucking drive at all, especially if you have no experience in driving in snow or don't have a heavy truck

pretty much it, stay inside. get ready to not go anywhere for hours. electricity probably won't go out nor will your internet. but god bless your soul if you have satellite/antenna TV

>>53936184
She is on her phone
What state are you in
I'm worried

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what's /cum/ drinking/doing tonight?

>no class on fridays so drinking cheap beer and smoking cheap cigars

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>>53936131
They're rather handsome imo

>>53936040
maryland, right in the center of the shitshow

>>53936116
nice gaffe tbqh

>>53936227
I'm cum drinking tonight

>>53936220
Wyoming

>>53936154
Yes, but don't be surprised if people are constantly scratching/denting it then driving off. It's kind of an unwritten rule that it's your fault if you drive a truck that big in NYC.

>>53936240
Italians are much better looking

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>>53936240
I don't know about that

>>53936154

you could but it wouldn't be recommended

>>53936131
Custom built for bigger benises

>>53936280

My uncle lives there. What a boring state

>>53936280
Wew
I'm safe

I went to Wyoming once

it was windy

>>53936067
rabu?

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>>53936335
>Germans
>large penises
Protip: The amount of melanin someone has is directly related to dick size

>>53936345
I don't live there. Was just guessing. You asked me to guess your state I so I assumed you were some flyover.

White people should stay out of three things.
1. The truth
2. Real history
3. The sun

None of them like you they'll burn you

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>>53936323
He looks fine.

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this is what everything looks like in my area, some people say it looks like rural carolina, is this true?

>>53936435
Seems legit

Fucking crying kids on this plane. What's the point in traveling with these shits? They practically aren't even cognizant

>>53936227

Few beers with the new flatties probably

Then back to gaming (being generally bored out of my mind) and fucking my gf

>>53936444
>implying nigs don't get sunburn too
>implying it's not even worse since their darker skin absorbs more sunlight

Tbf I don't expect basic logic from a nig.

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*continues charging spirit bomb*

>>53936484
It's a little nicer than either of the carolinas.

>>53936227
Sitting on the bar right now, drinking a chalice of milk and browsing /cum/

>>53936428

I like driving through the place

>>53936518

The knowledge that black absorbs more sunlight also requires basic education

Why the fuck do kids even cry? You're literally being pampered 24/7

>>53936544
RASENGAN

>>53936227
Drinking water
Closing return date to court tomorrow at 8:30 to finish up probation and have my license reinstated
then I get to be a real person again

>>53936604

1st world problems desu

>>53936604
I still cry when my parents yell at me sometimes. I'm 24.

>>53936604
I was raped when I was 9
Fuck off

>>53936604
Because it conditions their parents into giving into their needs.

Whenever they parents give them milk to stop their crying, it teaches the baby that if they want milk all they need to do is cry.

>>53936661
Bet you cried even then you fucking pussy

The kids are all french. Should have known.

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>He doesn't have the occasional cry session

>>53936430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ9vkt7BHYI

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>my redditlord friends have started making DESIGNATED jokes in public because I'm 2nd gen indian-american
>they make people who aren't familiar with the joke around us feel physically uncomfortable
Jesus Christ

>>53936881
stop pooing in the street then?

what do you honestly expect

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Talked to a girl today lads

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>Doc says my shoulder healed up very nicely
>probably wont have arthritis at age 21 after all
>says after pt I will be able to take up swimming and light weight lifting as long as I stay up on everything and don't slack
>should be power lifting within the following year
WE
ARE
ALL
GOING
TO MAKE IT

>>53936783

I have one scheduled in a couple of weeks

>>53936881
That's pretty epic, man. I did the same thing when I saw Star Wars with my friends. We whispered /tv/ and /pol/ memes while giggling.

>>53936935
elaborate pls

>>53936935
How is your Mom?

>>53936935
your mom doesn't count

I made chili between classes now I smell like a pot of chili. Good thing I'm not sitting too close to anyone.

>>53936935
Fuck off Chad

>>53936915
simply eric
>>53936971
Yeah SAME. I was in the theater and when John Boyega (Finn the black man) got all close and comfortable with Rey, we started whispering shit like "B B C" , etc.
I cringe a little thinking about it

I talk to myself while browsing /cum/ and now my mom thinks I'm schizophrenic.

Shit thread

>>53935569
>>53935688
Natsocs are still Marxists, why do they hate their antifa counterparts so much?

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>>53934251

just some quick facts.

Nazis are indo-yuropean, therefore pooinloos in denial, even though they took an obvious simbol from hinduism to use it in theri super cool flag.

this makes me wonder if nazis shat all their way from france to russia.

so i've been couch hopping since my parents kicked me out, hoping i can find some sort of job soon or maybe apply for welfare to keep me alive until then

>>53937253
Yes

>>53937199

we know

>>53937341
Sign up for construction or some form of manual labor job. Hours are long but the pay is always good and if you can get hazard pay you will be able to afford rent for yourself.

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>>53936959
Good for you, anon.

What's your excuse for not being a superior atheist?

>>53937341
Come live with me bro, I have a king sized bed. Just please don't fart in my bed.

>>53937517
I'm not 14

>>53937517


found god thru science and observation, that's the patrician way

>>53937384
may go for temp work
>>53937518
sounds a bit gay desu, very topical since i was kicked out for being straight

>>53937539
This

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this is the day moot left

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>>53937473
Thanks lad Im excited
>>53937593
Good way to build references desu

>>53937517
i am an atheist but i dont make a big deal out of it, who cares Tbh

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>>53937611
Wow its been a year already
Fuck

Might get a job at buzzfeed as a military advisor, should I do it?

>>53937611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXMej__yTmE

>>53937593
there was a homeless anon who you used to post here who lived out of a tent and lived solely off of peanut butter.

If he could eventually make it, we all can

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>>53937611
This is moot today

>>53937611
Is he in jungle now?

>>53937737
he looks hot
nice to see he just acepted himself
who's that junkie with cancer to her left tho?

>>53937771
he is hiding in Patagonia

>>53936935
being a normie why?

>>53937732
it's really all for the best, i planned to cut my parents out of my life anyways but this has sped up the process, i was hoping to be more prepared but oh well at least the ball is rolling

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well I guess I should buy some gasoline before it snows

Who else here /20 something and already having back spasms/?

What it's like to be a woman on the internet?

>>53937824
His new gf

>>53937953
Its okay I guess
We're half the population so its not like its a novel thing 2bh

>>53937611

He's watching over us now ;_;7

>>53937663

Yes

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>>53938047
It looks ready to punish any and all who would take premade pizza.

Can somebody explain wtf a "caucus" is? I've seen that word been used as a verb, a noun, an adjective. Wikipedia's explanation is a bit convoluted.

>>53938035
Post it.

>>53937929

I had one or 2 but they have stopped

>>53938129
I'm not doing anything, NERD

>>53938124
it's a word for benis

>>53938170
Please don't bully me that brings up really bad memories t b h but if you don't mind just post your feet, thanks.

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GET VAPED NERDS

>>53938124
>I've seen that word been used as a verb, a noun, an adjective.

Then I guess it depends on the context. Are you talking about political caucuses?

The more I fap to porn, the more attractive I find nude pictures of actual women. What is the cause of this?

>>53938355
Your body is craving real sex, it's tired of your hand

Do you have enemies, /cum/? And I'm talking about the kind of people that seriously root for your to fail and constantly try to ruin your life.

>>53938355
hypersexual disorder you pervert

>>53938349

Yes, I've just seen it used in a similar way "we have to caucus" or something like that.

Coincidentally today I overheard two American tourists on the train on my way to uni, a young kid and an old man, they were talking about the elections (the kid seemed very knowledgeable) and I heard that word being thrown around a lot.

(and what does it have to do with the state of Iowa?)

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>this is your mother's favorite tv show
( ._.)

>>53938437
Myself

>>53938437
Normies.

>>53938482
i wish i couldnt relate to this

>>53938475
CHI

>>53938467
Iowa caucuses are the first to be held so it's made to be a bigger deal than it is.

>>53938437
I have people that don't like me that will occasionally try to mess with me.

>>53938437
/cum/ is my enemy

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>>53938475
>argentina
>white

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http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/national/recent-lottery-winner-murdered/np8y2/

Some of the guys who work for me used to live in Fitzgerald, GA. They left because of nigs about 15 years ago.

>>53935505
It's a terrible medium of communication that makes it impossible to express nuanced thoughts or have meaningful conversation.

Twitter debates always boil down to shit slinging and sloganeering.

>>53935505
I don't really care for it though I think its bullshit they are starting to ban some forms of what they consider hate speech on it.

>>53938678
You were never supposed to have meaningful conversations on twitter tho. It was literally designed to let others know about the more interesting bits of your day.

>>53938437

Not that I'm aware of.

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>tfw no Byzantine gf

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>>53938475
>tfw your mom is kind of patrician

Shit thread

>>53938475

My mom like caso cerrado for some reason

>>53938762
Then go back to brit.

whatcha listenin to lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC55DVL1C4k

>>53938741
byzaboos OUT
1204 2nd best day of my life
1453 best day of my life

>>53938658
black lives matter

>>53938801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYz2s-45Qis

>>53938728
And it's become a means for people to express their shallow political views without receiving any meaningful criticism. Twitter is a cesspool, and shutting it down would be a favor to our species.

>>53938658

If I ever won a large amount of money I would disappear the next day just so that this doesn't happen to me.

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>>53938658
Poor guy.
It's not like he was going to spend that money wisely.

I'm an alien.

>listening to Howard stern show talking about oscars
>people calling will smith out on his jewish buthurt nigger shit
>snoop dogg acting like a fucking retard says all movies are stolen from blacks
They just keep digging themselves a hole and we just keep cheering.

>>53938762

sorry

>>53938918
I would leave my house before collecting it, and change my name immediately afterwards.

I hope the Cardinals take it all, 2bh

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>>53938943
build space wall

>>53938943

beam me up please

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>>53938923

oh come on, that guy's face just screams financial integrity

>>53938658
Sad to think you win all that money and it can go to shit instantly.

>>53939031
>>53939030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy3YqsUk5Nc

>>53938950
>all movies are stolen from blacks

WE WUZ DIREKTERS

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Henry Clay..

>>53939110
good lad

>>53939093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0Kson76_bQ

>>53938801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoTxgQq6mnY

v necks or t shits?

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made pudding
time to not do assignment that haven't started :D

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>that feel when contemplating your love life

i just want to give up

>>53939093
I wonder where he got that from. At least they have point when they say it about music.

>>53939345
You don't need a significant other.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/21/politics/iowa-poll-hillary-clinton-bernie-sanders-donald-trump-ted-cruz/index.html

ARE YOU ALL READY FOR THE SOCIALIST VS FASCIST MEME OFF OF THE CENTURY?!

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>>53939093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BGIM8ejLtQ

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HURRY UP BLIZZARD

>>53939331

T Shirts

I am off to sleep

>>53939331
v neck if yer fit. t shirt if yer flabby.

>>53939608
gn

>>53939608
Good night, anon.

>>53938801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19VxHGpzJBo

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>>53939608
Night mr poo poo

>>53939608

goodnight

rappers are the same as poets

>>53939976
except for being nogs and not witty

>>53940001
fucking racist

>>53940028
>fucking racist
you are one of those black dudes that digs the slave thing for real huh [spoiler] thats hot [/spoiler]

>>53939976

agreed

>>53939410
yep, when are your elections anyways?

>>53940001
Rappers are often very witty, but they're typically shallow.

Most rap puts style over substance.

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>>53939345
>tfw no love life

>>53940131
no I'm just saying that DMX is on the same level as Walt Whitman or Lord Byron

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wonder how much snow will actually end up falling

>>53939345

whats wrong with it?

>>53940261
All of it

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>>53940261
I just hope the power doesn't go out

>>53940261
>>53940380
Do you lads have some thick comforters and a gas fueled generator? You can also cut firewood so you can cook meat and stay warm outside.

[spoiler]Is it normal for your dick to stick up instead of out when you have a boner?[/spoiler]

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>>53940261
>>53940380
cuddle desu

Guess what

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>>53940425
yeah I got tea and hot chocolate and tons of blankets on my bed. Plus half a cord of wood and the fireplace is already rollin'
no generator though
>>53940380
same that's always the worst

>>53940517

chicken butt?

>>53940380
pls god no, what an awful way to spend the weekend that would be.

>>53940610
Shit thread

>>53940630

I'm trying to make it better

>>53935973
>>53934586
Why can't our white nationalists look like this instead of junkies and the Hill's Have Eyes children?

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>start dating a girl the first week of January
>her birthday, my birthday, and valentine's day are all within a month and a half of each other
JUST

>>53941146
First time here, what's up guys?

>place electric heater on desk to keep me warm
>begin falling asleep so set it on the ground
>freezing

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>>53941173
we post Marina here

>>53940985

I'm going to say lack of money

>>53941173

not much

>>53941146

dont overdo it

>>53941391
got her flowers and hot chocolate for her birthday, she seemed to really like it

>>53941210

Get some more blankets

lol cum

>>53941455
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little comment p and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the comment. The "epic" "lol, cum", isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a north american general. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL, CUM." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever...

How would I describe myself? Well, let me put it gently so not to upset your ignorant mind.

I am a Marxist-Leninist. Embrace the political revolution 2016 and vote Bernie.

Do any other states have a sense of pride like Texas?

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>>53941493
found a pic of you

Why is it wrong to raise the child of single mom?

>>53941652
>raising future /r9k/ users

>>53941652
because it's not yours
you are meant to raise your biological successor, not someone else's

you're working to continue someone else's bloodline

>>53941652
virgins on a taiwanese cave painting discussion board will make fun of you for it

>>53941493
dear lord I cannot WAIT for Berniecucks to get BTFO. it's gonna be amazing.

>>53941652

I dont think its wrong. But I'm at an age where I dont want to that.

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>>53941699
but you spread your memes which is half the battle

kinda like the reason for adopting

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You're having a nice drive with your cute girlfriend / feminine boislut, and you are accosted by the local Russian police. What do you do?

>>53941652
its degenerate and corresponds to a certain porn category

>>53941836

give them vodka

>>53941836
what the fuck is the guy on the hood of the car doing

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have you helped shill for BERNIE on the chans lately, cum?

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>>53941833
but instead you could just make your own
adopting a kid as a couple is something i wouldn't mind, but raising a single mom's kid is different IMO

I accidentally hit on a teacher today lads. She looked like she was 18 or younger, but nope, she was like 20-something

>>53941873
tactical in-place on-hood rolling

obviously

>>53941931
Did she like it? My friend in college dated a professor when she was like 10 years older.

>>53941931
>underage

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>>53941915
guess it depends on the kid

if they cool and not a shithead yay
else is like raising someone else's problem

>>53941965
No. It was awkward.

Would you rather date a single mum with a daughter or a single mum with a son?

Is it possible to cum hard enough to reach the ceiling? I need a new challenge.

>>53941989
Yeah, if he is a nice kid then that absolutely changes it.
But I feel like if your dad walked out on you, you would be pretty cold towards a new one, that's just assuming though.

But yeah if he is a cool kid then that is alright

>>53942013
with a son

a girl would be a fucking nightmare to deal with & raise

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yay I got finally got a job!

No more being NEET

>>53941652
It never works out and it rewards her irresponsible behavior.

>>53942026
I remember my friend talking about how he challenged himself to do it and somehow did it with enough kegels or something

>>53942079
why are you happy?

>>53942079
What are you going to buy with your first paycheque big guy?

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>>53942079

>>53942026
yeah probably
take pygeum and l-arginine/l-citrulline, do a ton of kegels, and then wait like a week

>>53942079

>tfw still looking

I applied to 3 last friday, and one yesterday. I'm never sure how long it takes to get a reply.

>>53942216
usually a week or so if they actually want you

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>>53942216
>>53942236
took me 2 months to get a reply from air canada
i feel like that is WAY longer than normal though

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>>53942338
I guess I only have experience applying at part time cook jobs :^)

>>53942236
>>53942338

I had one job where they hired me on the spot and another where they took 2 weeks to contact me. Thats why I wasn't sure.

>>53942383
air canada is a big ass company where employees are like cattle
think it is just difference in the company desu
>>53942454
yeah it really depends on the place

IT'S GONNA SNOW

MY BODY IS READY

God I hope it freezes over like the centre of Dante's hell.

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i wanna fuc

>>53942570

It snowed yesterday but for me but it only lasted for a few hours

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>God I hope it freezes over like the centre of Dante's hell.

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>>53942570

but there's already like a foot of snow outside..?

>>53942646
s....sauce?

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>>53942709
sounds hellish

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new meme

it's called stop doing things I don't like kid

what do you think?

>>53942764
boku no pico

>>53942779

It's not too bad. It's been melting the last few days, although we need more snow in the mountains

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>>53942782
pretty weak

>>53942782

its been done

>>53942764
NEVER EVER.exe

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HAHAHAHA
A journalist mistook some wi-fi connection named "CSIS Van #926" for being legit.
These are the types of people CBC hires, and these are the people that write stories.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/adrienne-arsenault-cbc-not-alone-in-london-1.1327649

>>53942871
I thought it recently went from "NEVER EVER" to "MAYBE BUT PROBABLY NEVER"?

>>53942887
>Adrienne Arsenault
>she writes in English
what a fucking traitorous cuckold cunt

No wonder she's such a fucking retard

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I think my furnace stopped working
temp is at 17 degrees and none of the heat registers are warm

>>53942887
shit don't they get government funding now :^)

>>53942138
Probably won't spend too much. But likely a toaster since I do mot own one. And a coffee machine.
>>53942128
Money. I am in dire need of it.

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>>53942887

Remember goys, the media is looking out for your best interests!

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Weekend is coming up lads! What are your plans?

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>>53943046
stuff

>>53943046

The same thing I do every night, Nnon. Try to take over the world.

>>53943046
tell myself to do schoolwork and then procrastinate

so the usual

DEAD
THREAD

FUCKING NORMIES

>>53943493
Tell that lesbian swedecuck to post her fucking feet faggot

>>53943525
i tried already, maybe i should take a train to her

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i cant stop getting triggered by seeing people in relationships

kill me

new

>>53943593
>>53943593
>>53943593

>>53943580

I dont know that feel

>>53943560
I wanna run on train on you bro

>>53943580
Just forget about her bro