Tomorrow your cunt will go to war with a nation of your choosing.

>>53922098
Israel.

>>53922145
TAKBIR

>>53922145
rasheed

Ourselves

>>53922098
turks

Russia, high risk, high rew.... USA!

Canada. We'll tell Trudeau we're refugees and walk right in.

Race war

>>53922098
Saudi Arabia

North Korea for the luls

Mexico

>>53922098
UK for the bantz

>>53922098
Seychelles.

It's about time we reclaimed Papua New Guinea, they're about the only country our military could stand a chance of defeating too.

China

Palestine

Greenland

>>53922098
Andorra

>>53922098
I might attack Germany.
Just so we'd lose and join up in one glorious country, although the cuckness of the Germans might make me reconsider.

>>53922098
Japan. I'm getting really tired of that weaboo shit.

>>53922098
Gernany. We should get rid of them already. Plys, their army is weak as fuck

The azores

Sweden. SJWs can't fight, and it's a service to the world to get rid of all those mohammeds.

>>53922320
This.

We'll join cunt. Need that cheap petrol.

Venezuela. Their sane people will join us - it'll be a walk in the park.

We will take over the whole planet

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Germany, Feign defeat, still win.

>Germany re-militarizes proper
>Nationalism rises
>Merkel and her cronies get deposed
>Immigrants sent packing
>Germany becomes proud nation it used to be

UK hailed as hero for pulling Germanic arse out of the fire.

France and Belgium.

The only Belgians spared would be the brewers.

The French arent even people and deserve to burn.

>>53922098
Mexico first with some bullshit reason that other countries will reluctantly agree to. After that full on conquer Canada making everybody in the world our enemies. Ignore South America and solidify control of the oceans. Roll through Western Europe and start to fight China with the help of Japan and Korea.

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There isn't an actual country we could defeat in a war.

dont want to fight

>>53923397
This.

Micronesia

>>53922098
Sealand

>>53922098

The joos

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>>53922259
This

Invade Ireland, potato famine 2.0

>>53922969
>wanting a nationalist germany

The absolute madman

>>53923320
Luxembourg, Slovenia

>>53922320
Pretty sure they are your biggest ally in the middle east together with the jews

Germany.

> declare war
> do nothing, wait for Germans to invade
> capitulate and become Freistaat Groß-Mallorca
> all denbts are paid automatically

Sounds like a plan

>>53922098
Arabian league.
They are faggots, cannot fight and deserve extermination

>>53922098
I want a UK-France-Poland alliance to invade the Turkish Caliphate (alias Germany).

>>53923961
>Freistaat Groß-Mallorca

I'm guessing this is without foreign intervention

Iceland has no army so
>send exp force
>uncontested landing
>literally everyone is a civ, so no shootings unless one goes ape and throws rocks at the troops and cops would know better than to shoot the guys with tanks.
>capture goverment building
>so yeah, sign this thing it says we win and shit
>ok
>troops come back and make parades, national holiday, undeadable army etc
>meanwhile in iceland everything is the same, cept for some tread marks on the roads.

Russia, I just want nuclear winter desu.

>>53924544
Please make hákarl knedliký a thing.

>>53922098
Gondor

Costa Rica, has no army lads!

>>53922098
Best Korea.

>>53922856
>We'll join cunt.
Don't you literally always. I swear even of we didn't invite you guys to a war you'd tail our jets just so you could follow us there.

Civil war, South Brazil Independence.

>>53925343
you are like two hundred years late m8

we'll take uruguay back

>>53925130
Yeah, so? Having a reliable ally is good.

>>53922098

The United States of America. Gonna be interesting.

For us who will attack?

Russia. They totally would kick our asses, burn down Berlin and hopefully clean our country of muslims.

>>53923896

Like any of these are actual allies and not in need of a good cleansing.

Denmark

>>53923990

Post yfw even Germany will take on the Araps. Go get 'em, son.

Ukraine.

>>53926139
I imagine Chechens marching down your streets lmao.

>>53925130

This is a good thing, faggot. Even perfidious albion pussies out half the time, but not Straya.

Canada

Annex time faggots

>>53925885
Gonna be short

UK. Gotta help los hermanos get back their rightful clay.

>>53925885
Gonna get rekt.

>>53926139
Guy !!! You made me smile !!! Thank you )))

>>53926272
Can't be worse, tbqh.

>>53922537
We whooped your ass once before.

>>53922098

>The Vatican
>Force to Pope to relinquish all of the Church's wealth
>???
>literally profit

>>53925538
makes sense, you could finally have some decent beaches

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>>53922098

estonia

>>53925885
Hey, if you do so, please target the states near the Mexican border first.

Thanks.

>>53922098
San Marino

Russia

>>53926423
Swiss guard will kick your azz m8

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>>53926664
they won't be able to stand against our imperial navy :^)

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>>53926617

>>53924544
But Chile doesn't have the logistical capabilities of invading Iceland...

>>53926423
mountainjew: the plan

>>53926791
I'm sure we can get 4 tanks, 8 IFVs and 60 grunts over there. got lots of transports and a big tanker in our navy

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>>53926759
>he thinks they wouldn't just cut those ships in half with their 1000x folded steel halberds

Saudi Arabia

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>>53926773

Is this with or without allied forces?

>>53926901
Bring your navy too then. The Icelandics have a coast guard with ships armed with naval artillery.

>>53926901
It describes one platoon ??? Or an entire army?

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>>53926917
>shovel a bunch of dirt all across the st. peter square
>autistic germanic genese activate in the swiss guards
>they can't help themselves but to clean the shit up
>invade meanwhile

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>>53926954
Better obedenitsa and cut the Arabs))

>>53926977
I suppose, why are snowniggers so determined to make things dificult?

>>53926991
no idea tbqh, i heard a similar number could be fitted in our biggest transport so

Argentina. Show them they aren't really white.

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>>53926617

>>53926947

We together on this one, bro. Sick of those faggots.

VENEZUELA PLEASEEEE.

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Liechtenstein

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>>53922918
>>53927587

>>53928356
LOL, most of their jets cant even fly or are missing new parts that Russia never sends. Also, our airforce is MUCH bigger. Our navy as well is big compared to the rest of south america, we have an aircraft carriers and many submarines. It would be a piece of cake fighting Venezuela. Come on, even Colombia could 1 Vs 1 them.

>>53923038
Ok, let's genocide Dutchies.

>>53928356
Our airforce is already much superior and in a couple years we will have hundreds of Saab Gripen NG.

>>53922548
>cuck, the post

>concerned about german cuckness

Pakistan, fuck those guys

>>53922098
Fuck Sweden, to be honest

>>53922098
ISIS
Kill them with fire

The Vatican City
Not like a conquest war , I just want to take the Pope for a trip

>>53929262

1) ISIS is not a nation.
2) In fact, we are already at war with them.

>>53924544
>chile invades iceland
>iceland invokes nato article 5
>France, Britain, and the United States invade Chile
good idea lad

>>53930068
>i'm guessing this is without foreign intervention

>>53930068
reading is for fagots rite

Would love to remove t*rks desu.

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>>53929818
>ISIS is not a nation
It's not recognized. Yet.

The United Stations of America.

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>>53922098
Russia of course.

For the memes.

USA, time to defeat zionism.

Or any muslism nation.

>>53922098
pakistan, all we have to do is invade brum

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>>53922098
Nuclear war with Pakistan. Pakistan will get obliterated and so will North India. Then it will be time for the southies to rise.

>>53930247
51st state
>>53930269
52nd state

Really no one has thought un Switzerland?

It looks easy.

>>53930409
More than half our clay consists of farms though. Not sure if you can handle that.

>>53930122
>>53930165

Too bad I'd love me some free Chilean clay looks beautiful

>>53922969
This

>>53930246

A lot of people have actually suggested to try proper diplomacy with them thus recognizing them as a country/state, but for now they're still getting bombed

>>53930466
We have to protect their airspace by treaty though

>>53930784
More like this >>53923865

The chimp out is real

>>53922098

iran. i want our tabriz back

>>53930466
I don't know they have enough bunkers for the entire population, terrain is mountainous as fuck etc
Sure it could be done eventually but it's possible to find even more easy and still interesting

>>53930864
Come on it wouldnt be the 3.Reich all over again just a Germany where you can be proud to be German .

>>53923397
>>53923451
So now you don't want to fight.

>>53922098
Hungary,it's time to settle this once and for all, no bullshit no jews intervening just an old school nation to nation war of eradication

Liechtenstein, they've had it coming

Israel, to finish our job :^)

USA. I mean, I'm not getting another chance of seeing a real nuclear blast.

independent emirate of molenbeek

Latvia

>>53927797
I really want to know what happened there

>>53922098
Italy

The world. Unite us under the flag of MURICA

>>53930785
I could see it happening if their state wasn't founded on the principal of relentless expansion. If somehow their leader or however their """government""" works was to decide to be happy with the already huge swath of lands they've acquired and somehow change their mantra while keeping self pride, they would be a functional state minus the western aid all other middle eastern countries receive. I know the Turks would be happy, they finally have a stable oil trading partner.

>>53932014
Consider suicide.
or moving to alaska

The USA.

With the nukes we totally don't have.

>>53923320
you could take on the Irish and we would join you for the bantz

>>53932610
>>53932660
t. loser tripfag

>>53924107
we just need to glass the fucking place and then rebuild everything

^You've inspired me. How bout unite the world under the Dixie Flag

>>53929083
t. rajesh poopiwala

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>>53927233
>>53926901
>>53924544
YOU CAN'T DO IT
EVEN WE COULDN'T DO IT
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE

>>53930692
And then we can invade Argentina, but leave a 50 mile ring around Buenos Aires

>>53933218
Give it to Trump so he builds a wall

>Captcha: Mosques

Ayy

>>53922098
Sealand
(everyone else too stronk)

>>53933129
Pretty embarrassing 2bh l@ds.

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Argentina.

>>53933340
Liechtenstein for you

>>53933129
We're long overdue a war with Iceland, but that means that when they win their territorial waters will cover most of northern europe

Argentina :)

>>53922098
Vietnam, we have a settle.

Saudi Arabia. OIL EMPIRE NOW!

>>53932610
The kurds and pretty much everyobe else would be pissed not to mention they have sworn to destroy us.

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Denmark, any other Nordic country is irrelevant. This has been long overdue.

new zealand. we would be in a constant state of war and nothing would ever happen

>>53922098
T*rkey. We can finally reclaim Constantinople for Europe.

>>53922098
I hope Vatikan. Because we would lost anything other...

>>53933129
DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY

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>>53938553
Your redemption is 160 years overdue.

>>53937942
somali battalions are ready?

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>>53933129

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>>53925885
Gonna have to be quick

>>53922195
So, Mexico.

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>>53938646
Why do you think we stationed them in Malmö, so close to Denmark?

>>53938637
>that last pic

IT WAS FUCKING CROPPED, ALRIGHT? THERE WAS A WHOLE GANG WITH THE BLACK GUY AND MOST OF THEM WERE WHITE. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>53933129

>1 armed whaler

>>53933129
>every "war" Iceland brings 1 additional large patrol vessel
>wins every time, further expanding their territory

Must be pretty big.

New Zealand

And it will be re-declared a part of New South Whales, as it once was. And as it rightfuly should be tbqh senpai

>>53930247

The 53 Stations of the United Road.

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>>53930785

>Literally worse than surrendering to Nazis
>France

>>53922098
Brunei, easy win.

>>53939166
If it takes your awful country out too, I'd be perfectly happy with nuking ourselves.

>>53922098
Canada. Fuckin sick of those uppity shits.

>>53922098
Poland
That fucking pedo has gotten away too many times

UK. It all we know.

>>53923320
you could defeat india if all your infantry dressed up as toilets or cows

>>53925885
touché Russia

>>53922098
MALAYSIA

Saudi Arab scum

>>53922098
We already at war mate, war on terrorism. Remove islam.

Greenland.

Fuck you Denmark! You won't let us have Hans Island so we'll just take all of Greenland instead

east timor

>>53922098
The only thing that would actually be feasible would be Fiji or Tonga, expanding the handful of our Pacific islands we control.

>>53926139
>Russia. They totally would kick our asses, burn down Berlin and hopefully clean our country of muslims.
You do realize russia doesnt care about muslims in your cunt they just want you weak and divided and besides they would probably use chechens as irregular troops and let them run rampant in your cities

>>53945419
kek what senpai

>>53939696
NZ is little aussie

>>53933129
noice

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>>53945451
No the plan is to invade Australia through Queensland with the Maori sleeper agents in the Gold coast establishing a beachhead for us to deploy the sheep

>>53945766
RARE

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>>53922098

Liechtenstein

We could actually win that one

>>53946534
Actual question here: why si Lichtenstein even a real country? Why wasnt it absorbed by germany or Holland? Is it just a leftover from the HRE or....?

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>>53946808
>Why wasnt it absorbed by germany or Holland?

nice

>>53946855
Well, UK has Gibraltar and Russia has some of your clay, so why not?

Brunei

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>>53946894
Because neither Germany nor Holland even border Liechtenstein.

Austria

Time to turn the tables

>>53946808

In 1803/1806, when the HRR was kill, mediatization allowed the bigger principlaities to just swallow their smaller neighbors.

Liechtenstein was the odd one left out for some reason, and since Austria now was an actual state instead of some medieval "empire" thingy and Switzerland was neutral usual nobody gave a damn.

England again

Germany 2bh

Killing Germans is a pastime

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>>53946987

After all we've done for you in '68.

Czech your privilege.

>>53922844
Based

>>53943740
This

>>53926584
Kek target Texas get btfo

>>53946855
I'd make a gif of Germans getting raped by Muslims but you can just look out your window so why bother

>>53947041
Did you already forget what happened last time?

>>53923397
Japan.

Wipe out the Chinese scum.

>>53922098

lebanon.

>>53926139

CHEEKI BREEKI

>>53947323
>Texas beating Russia

lel

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>>53930466
>invading switzerland is easy

not even Hitler attempted that one m8

>>53922707
Again?
You'll lose again.

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>>53949735
>Meanwhile, in Russia

France.
Winner gets an island and a mountain no need for invading just naval warfare in the meditteranean.

>>53949735
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet–Japanese_War_(1945)

The entire middle-east

Palau

Portugal. I think we can take them.
We need some sun in our kingdom.

>>53949997
>no need for invading just naval warfare in the meditteranean.
but we have the same ships, it will get a bit boring.

>>53950002
>august 1945
>against a mere shell of what it once was due to the extractions of frontline forces to divert other fronts
lmao

2 frontal war with Afghanistan and ISIS.

>>53924827
UNDER RATED AS FUCK.

>>53925885
Seconding.

>>53951336
ISIS would mean Libya, Syria and Iraq.

Under a UN mandate ofcourse.

>>53922098
The US so they can finally finish what they started in 1846

USA.

>>53949735
Actually, we saved you. You were literally on the brink of your resource capacity, you're lucky we brokered a truce otherwise you wouldn't be able to continue to fight.
https://www.usnwc.edu/getattachment/41943426-2ee1-45d3-8c6d-79f640fc3464/The-Russo-Japanese-War--Primary-Causes-of-Japanese.aspx

>>53922519
Our military is actually pretty fuggin capable, man.

>>53951503
second this.

Montenegro. Easy to conquer and could be nice vacation destination