Tomorrow your cunt will go to war with a nation of your choosing. Who do you fight?
Germany, Feign defeat, still win.
>Germany re-militarizes proper
>Merkel and her cronies get deposed
>Immigrants sent packing
>Germany becomes proud nation it used to be
UK hailed as hero for pulling Germanic arse out of the fire.
Mexico first with some bullshit reason that other countries will reluctantly agree to. After that full on conquer Canada making everybody in the world our enemies. Ignore South America and solidify control of the oceans. Roll through Western Europe and start to fight China with the help of Japan and Korea.
There isn't an actual country we could defeat in a war.
I'm guessing this is without foreign intervention
Iceland has no army so
>send exp force
>literally everyone is a civ, so no shootings unless one goes ape and throws rocks at the troops and cops would know better than to shoot the guys with tanks.
>capture goverment building
>so yeah, sign this thing it says we win and shit
>troops come back and make parades, national holiday, undeadable army etc
>meanwhile in iceland everything is the same, cept for some tread marks on the roads.
they won't be able to stand against our imperial navy :^)
>he thinks they wouldn't just cut those ships in half with their 1000x folded steel halberds
>shovel a bunch of dirt all across the st. peter square
>autistic germanic genese activate in the swiss guards
>they can't help themselves but to clean the shit up
Better obedenitsa and cut the Arabs))
LOL, most of their jets cant even fly or are missing new parts that Russia never sends. Also, our airforce is MUCH bigger. Our navy as well is big compared to the rest of south america, we have an aircraft carriers and many submarines. It would be a piece of cake fighting Venezuela. Come on, even Colombia could 1 Vs 1 them.
>ISIS is not a nation
It's not recognized. Yet.
Nuclear war with Pakistan. Pakistan will get obliterated and so will North India. Then it will be time for the southies to rise.
I don't know they have enough bunkers for the entire population, terrain is mountainous as fuck etc
Sure it could be done eventually but it's possible to find even more easy and still interesting
I could see it happening if their state wasn't founded on the principal of relentless expansion. If somehow their leader or however their """government""" works was to decide to be happy with the already huge swath of lands they've acquired and somehow change their mantra while keeping self pride, they would be a functional state minus the western aid all other middle eastern countries receive. I know the Turks would be happy, they finally have a stable oil trading partner.
YOU CAN'T DO IT
EVEN WE COULDN'T DO IT
Denmark, any other Nordic country is irrelevant. This has been long overdue.
Your redemption is 160 years overdue.
Why do you think we stationed them in Malmö, so close to Denmark?
>Literally worse than surrendering to Nazis
>Russia. They totally would kick our asses, burn down Berlin and hopefully clean our country of muslims.
You do realize russia doesnt care about muslims in your cunt they just want you weak and divided and besides they would probably use chechens as irregular troops and let them run rampant in your cities
No the plan is to invade Australia through Queensland with the Maori sleeper agents in the Gold coast establishing a beachhead for us to deploy the sheep
We could actually win that one
>Why wasnt it absorbed by germany or Holland?
Because neither Germany nor Holland even border Liechtenstein.
In 1803/1806, when the HRR was kill, mediatization allowed the bigger principlaities to just swallow their smaller neighbors.
Liechtenstein was the odd one left out for some reason, and since Austria now was an actual state instead of some medieval "empire" thingy and Switzerland was neutral usual nobody gave a damn.
After all we've done for you in '68.
Czech your privilege.
>invading switzerland is easy
not even Hitler attempted that one m8
Actually, we saved you. You were literally on the brink of your resource capacity, you're lucky we brokered a truce otherwise you wouldn't be able to continue to fight.