quick PSA just to remind everyone that I'm on the grizzle daily so know that
>taunting the concierge in the OP
He really takes unkindly to this. Normally deletes any threads with OPs that openly mock him, regardless of whether they break the unwritten rule or not.
reddit is not very good, and i'm better than you so my opinion matters more
I am a husk
There is no escape from the 9-5 life
There is no escape from this mundane life
No one will save you
>that time of the day where australians are going to bed and americans are sleeping in
>he will never experience this
lmaoin at ur life rite now
i was just gimmicking tho tbf i actually quite like cider
dont like it more than fine wines and traditional ales, but its not bad tbahwymp (acronym for the phrase "to be absolutely honest with you my pet")
>ask for sauce for a .gif on /gif/
>decide to be proactive and seek it out myself
>eventually find it
>download the video
>encode to webm and upload it to the original thread
Feels good to be a productive member of society.
When I was about 15 myself and a friend were walking back from a track and two girls who were about 10 or 11 came out of a bus shelter and asked if they could suck our cocks.
At the time we just laughed it off and kept on walking.
>tfw regret it now
Genuinely wonder how my family would react to me joining ISIS (compared to a lone wolf attack on British soil)
>less media attention
>written off as stupid/vulnerable instead of "evil"
>some in the community might hail me a hero
>porn cumshots where he produces a feeble dribbler
This really shouldn't be allowed. I understand that the guy has probably been on 4 different shoots that same day and has probably already popped once or twice accidentally (HELP ME HECTOR) but it's just not acceptable.
You wouldn't rent to us back in the day so we bought up properties and now have lots of Asian landlords who will actually sell more readily /allow us to rent.
t. 2nd gen immigrant with parents who couldn't get a house back in the day even for rent due to discrimination (they both worked). This is why we are all bunched together in certain areas.
Any time I see a Grime artist doing interviews on Youtube i see the British senpai going full retarded saying Grime isn't a sub-genre of Hip-Hop
Pretty much that means British Grime artist invented rap and were never influenced from Hip-Hop. And they try to give the credit to Dance Hall. Idk just pisses me off I think there just mad the US never give them the attention they seek so bad.
Need some advice m8, I've read Matthew and I found it really disappointing and very basic. What should I read next? John?
I'm reading Genesis too and finding it interesting, but I dunno, Matthew was a let down.
Ages ago, like when I was 15 or something. More recently I plucked all the hairs from my dick with tweezers but even that was a while ago now.
Shaved my arsehole not too long ago though.
Probably has something to do with white people usually being racist to asians so we felt safer living together
Funny thing is how now white people move to asian areas and we don't give them any shit
You people are scum
>having a poo
>browsing brit on my phone
>poo taking longer than expected
>battery at 4%
muslims are good lads
>the British senpai going full retarded saying Grime isn't a sub-genre of Hip-Hop
it isn't though. Grime comes from MCing at garage raves. UK Hip Hop is a different thing to grime
It's not really about the numbers it's about the impact. Even though there are 50 billion muslims and only X amount of terrorists there is still a lot of muslim terrorism in the world and saying 'oh but they're the minority' just lets Islam off the hook. The problem is Islam.
Many Muslims don't seem to care about the terrorists and many of them fucking sympathise with them.
The terrorists are muslim. If we start calling them daesh or w/e we distract people from the problem. Atm all we're doing is cleaning up the fucking mess. It's down to muslims and islam in general to sort out their extremists not the western world.
>crafted Jaraxxas 2 weeks ago
Just kill me
Bad day for Poleaboo
>Jimmy Saville, The entire Tory party, Cyril Smith etc.
>>Jimmy Saville, The entire Tory party, Cyril Smith etc.
So wealthy powerful white men are equal to low class pakis? Why do only the white elite get covered up but not the underclass?
buts its not the same, if i give you my essay title it would lead directly to my course webpage and id be doxxed sure as sunrise
not even the slightest clue by god; this is most churlish of you, most churlish
Good to see the EDL are busy plotting in their council flat lol
David Cameron could go on live tv and call Putin a bald midget that is the dictator of a poor shit hole country filled with aids and old people. Just hit them in the pride department, I feel like I'm living in a fantasy world seeing this poor as fuck old person's home of a country acting like it is a superpower.
>help a country overthrow a dictator in their struggle for democracy
>terrorists take over instead
>in return you get bombings in your country
This is part of islam and is the problem.
If the Middle East was Christian this wouldn't be happening.
What do you reckon lads?
>Another good procrastination technique is to take a beverage break but make it more complicated than it needs to be
yep. I always make tea really strong so this is inherent in my beverage breaks
>when people respond to me with "rorke" like being rorke is an inherently bad thing
Hmm yes. Crema needs a little more work but it's still a fine brew.
done 500 words so going to have a ponk
no energy for the latter but still
thinking about it thats probably nearly a third done; there is no possible situation in which this will be over 1700 words
>why yes, I refer to the post-476 Roman Empire as the Byzantine Empire
Not just yet
It's just the Roman Empire, but since that's the date that there ceased to be an Augustus in the west people seem to think it's not the Roman Empire and start calling it Byzantine
A word that is very versatile. Verb, noun, adjective. In its true form, a ponk is a situation that is of unfathomable hilarity (also known as "lolz"). There may also be a delicious twist of irony that accompanies the event (or may accompany the description of an event). The act of ponking is universal and may be related to "pwning" or "owning." If Ashton Kutcher were to make a new television show, it would be called "Ponked."
Ponking or the event of a ponk often results in a significant amount of QQing or TTing. A ponk is often the consequence of a GG.
Conjugated and various forms include: ponked, ponkyed, ponky, ponking, ponks, ponkage
As a noun,
Me: Remember when we were about to sign a lease to that house?
You: Then some bitches signed in front of us? Yeah.
Me: What a ponk.
As a verb,
Me: Dude, remember that crazy landlord?
You: Yeah we are about to ponk the shit out of her.
Me: That's what she gets for getting us to try to sign a lease without seeing a house.
As a an adjective,
Me: That house over there is very ponky.
>Poleaboo lost all his Pokemon cards when he gave them to another kid for "safe keeping"
>Poleaboo traded his shiny Gyrados for an Abra because he was told "second edition" cards were superior to first editions
>Poleaboo got Pogs for his birthday, he lost them all the next day at school, he didn't even know how to play but the other kids made him gamble with them
>Poleaboo would buy marbles every weekend only to lose them the same way
Poleaboo is conflicted
On the one hand he wants desperately to subscribe to Sunni Islam and join his brothers, but on the other hand he really wants to bum his own dad and he doesnt think they would approve
>Reminder that fiat currency can exist in a state of mass hypnosis
>We have uplifted your property which is substantial in weight and no doubt value. To arrange postage, can you advise of the approximately value of the goods for postage insurance purposes or would you prefer to arrange for a courier to uplift the box? All the items are in sealed evidence bags which we do not wish to open.
yeah its a side effect of taking it, it's just the broken down form of adrafinil passing in your urine, its also a diuretic so make sure you drink plenty of water and take a multivitamin.