>be Polak in UK
>embarresed of my roots so claim i have Dutch origins
>dats why bad engrish
>one guy ask from where i am so i say Netherlands
>he smiles and starts speak Dutch
i said i moved out when i was a kid but yet again i would have proper english.
i think he knows i have to avoid this individual now
>hes flatmate of my crush
I think most people know the moment they take a look at your freakishly enlarged head, your constant glancing around for things to steal, and your hungry gazing whenever you see carp or swans.
I sometimes pretended to be Russian when visiting UK with my father. I faked heavy Russian accent and said loudly about nuking England when in crowd, praised Putin, shouted ruski swearwords to little brit kids etc. Part of the fun was that I look really Russian.
You realise that absolutely no one in Europe apart from people from backwards farming communities speaks only a minority language and not the national language of their country right?
>implying some Chad at his uni would know shit about the Frisians and Dutch politics
He probably learned like 4 Dutch phrases from Buzzfeed and thinks that Dutch is spoken in Denmark, I wouldn't worry too much about OP.
>You were born in Den Haag
The Hague is not very culturally enriched
They speak German and French there too, Dutch people can speak those languages
>Or just say you're Frisian.
You would just fuck yourself over even more.
He could say he moved to Tórshavn with his family. Faroese have shit English and don't speak any common Europeam languages other than Danish (which is the easiest European language to fake-speak).
>The Hague is not very culturally enriched
> быть Пoлaк в Beликoбpитaнии
> нeлoвкo из мoих кopнeй, тaк yтвepждaют мeня ecть гoллaндcкиe кopни
> Дaць пoчeмy плoхo Engrish
> oдин пapeнь cпpocить, oткyдa я тaк я гoвopю Hидepлaнды
> oн yлыбaeтcя и нaчинaeт гoвopить нa гoллaндcкoм
я cкaзaл, чтo я пepeeхaл, кoгдa я был peбeнкoм, нo eщe paз я бы coбcтвeннo aнглийcкий.
я дyмaю, чтo oн знaeт, чтo я дoлжeн избeгaть этoгo чeлoвeкa в нacтoящee вpeмя
> ГЭC coceд мoeгo дaвкe
Its a copypaste from 2ch. Take it easy lads.
>go to Europe
>people think I'm America
>I just roll with it
We technically are anyway, "America" is just a union of states on this continent. Besides, we're the same in every way, the only difference is between urban and rural