>Your daughter brings home a Russian bf How do you react?

>>53915739
wow, what a surprise!

girl, you cannot marry anyone until your 9th birthday.....

good taste

slavic soviet genes on the family, mmm why not

Put polonium in his tea

I would love to bring a manly ruski to my papa

I would be proud desu
>>53916163
el peruANO

>>53915739
Ask him if he has a sigareta)))

>>53915739
Good. Better than some Ahmed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_dzQ_486as

In America we shoot bears that come on our property.

>>53916287
but would you mind a mint one?

>>53916200
I think he'll make an atomic bomb out of it.

But I don't have a daughter

Fire up the sauna and see if he's worthy.

>>53915739
1. Test for HIV
2. Ask him why he isn't in Russia and what does he think of the manlet-in-charge

>>53915739
Make a Liberator joke, then welcome him into the family.

>>53916100
Kek

>>53916372
But some time after you'll have to go to banya. Will you be ready for this?

>>53916372
you're evil

from where in russia
east or west?

kill the fucker where he stands, chain up the stupid slut in the basement for 6 months.

Oh no! I told her to find a rich foreigner, not some dirty Ivan!

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>>53915739
Kick him out and beat her.

I dont want asian genes in my family. Milk is awesome and russians are prone to being alcoholics due to getting raped by the mongols for a couple of centuries.

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>>53915739
Is it Sergei Mironov?

Finally my daughter's French-Italian inferior bloodline will be improved with superior Russian genes.

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>>53917117
>Sergei Mironov

Oof Dem genes.

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>>53915739
>Your daughter brings home a Russian bf
That's guy is picrelated
How do you react?

>>53915739
honor killing

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russian bf
choose which one

>>53917077
>russians are prone to being alcoholics
>flag

>>53917545
Fuck off

I don't know. But I want a Russian gf so fucking bad. I want to marry a Russian girl and have a beautiful family with her.

>>53917626
wake up man, hoes are the same everywhere

you're gonna get your heart broken and your wallet emptied sooner or later if you keep believing that russian women are better wives/gf's than american women

>>53915739
Have a drinking contest.

>>53917825
Drinking diarrhea?

>>53917545
The glassesless Harry Potter.

>>53917839
this isnt /b/ :DDD

>>53917825
you will die

>>53917117
N-no homo

>>53917989
Nah bro,last time i had one, we both passed out lol.

>>53916287
>sigi est', syka blyad'?

>>53917583

We can drink alcohol and not become alcoholics because we dont have shitty asian genes that stop us digesting the alcohol.

>>53918111
trips, check 'em

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>>53916287
>ask for sigi
>not ask for semki

>>53917117
>tfw you will never be this pretty