[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vip /vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Home]
4Archive logo
/brit/
If images are not shown try to refresh the page. If you like this website, please disable any AdBlock software!

You are currently reading a thread in /int/ - International

Thread replies: 382
Thread images: 76
File: 1405709861377.jpg (140 KB, 960x720) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1405709861377.jpg
140 KB, 960x720
Slags edition
>>
File: 1452689162655.jpg (267 KB, 1000x670) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1452689162655.jpg
267 KB, 1000x670
crayon pop
>>
>>53914072
HEI
>>
~guess who's back
back again
nymh is back
tell a friend~
>>
File: 1449158024256.jpg (55 KB, 500x754) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1449158024256.jpg
55 KB, 500x754
chebs
>>
File: 1450232112933.jpg (18 KB, 227x263) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1450232112933.jpg
18 KB, 227x263
your capital has big benis :D
>>
File: clothing2.jpg (25 KB, 300x420) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
clothing2.jpg
25 KB, 300x420
>>53914072
post modest women
>>
>want to go to the shop
>raining outside

AAAAARGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
File: 00294.png (1 MB, 729x1080) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
00294.png
1 MB, 729x1080
starlock
>>
File: 145337737500.jpg (17 KB, 299x312) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
145337737500.jpg
17 KB, 299x312
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6600076
http://strawpoll.me/6600076
http://strawpoll.me/6600076
http://strawpoll.me/6600076
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35350417

>before lunch break
Most comments in support of Corbyn

>After lunch break has finished
Most comments condemning Corbyn
>>
wouldn't mind a gf
>>
File: ky174.jpg (83 KB, 960x739) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
ky174.jpg
83 KB, 960x739
Krabby
>>
File: 1421845580471.png (17 KB, 900x900) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1421845580471.png
17 KB, 900x900
>tfw turning 22 in a few hours
the amount of people who post a happy birthday message on my fb is depressingly dwindling every year
only got 11 last year
>>
File: image.png (561 KB, 500x700) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.png
561 KB, 500x700
>good morning sleepyhead! what do you want for brekkie?

your response?
>>
Just noticed that I mistake every dutch poster for Caralad.
>>
Burned the roof of my mouth now theres a huge blister and it hurts like hell to eat lads :(
>>
have to do esay
>>
File: 2d booty.gif (679 KB, 250x385) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
2d booty.gif
679 KB, 250x385
>>
>>53914229
to sperm all over that tummy
>>
Reckon Ant & Dec just called these things 'crusty rolls' as an excuse to sell stale bread.
>>
>>53914240
Are you telling us traditional american horror stories or something

is this what you use to scare your kids
>>
Oh death - where is thy sting?
>>
bought a new keyboard
>>
>>53914253
100 words essay?
>>
File: b62.jpg (37 KB, 500x375) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
b62.jpg
37 KB, 500x375
>bought a new keyboard
>>
whats the best crisps lads?

ready salted hula hoops here
>>
having a read
>>
>>53914300
Never mind 100 words, you got 100 denbts to pay.
>>
>>53914283
In all seriousness though I've wanted to try one of those for a while. What switches?
>>
>no one took the bait for the phishing site phishing
>>
Doing a cheeky workpost.
>>
>>53914336
flame grilled steak mccoys
>>
>>53914336
do you include posh crisps like kettle chips in this lad? my m8 ranks crisps all the time and says kettle chips can't be included cos they're in a different crisp bracket t b h
>>
>>53914344
>100 denbts to pay

Never mind 100 denbts, you have 100 dental cavities to fill, then praise allah 100 times.
>>
File: image.png (634 KB, 583x569) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.png
634 KB, 583x569
Nevermind
>>
>>53914336

pickled onion monster munch
>>
>>53914353
was just memeing but i think its a DIY kit so you get to pick your own
>>
>>53914336
>ready salted

Get a grip m8. Beef hula hoops are the top tier toroidal snack
>>
>>53914229
Ready brek with banana slices please ... oh, and make me a cup of tea as well luv
>>
File: image.jpg (18 KB, 250x232) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
18 KB, 250x232
>1993 was 43 years ago
>>
>>53914396
>turns out greeks have better teeth than us

fugggg
>>
>>53914227
yeah sack that lad just do what i did and make your birthdate private
>>
>filthy whore is too embarrassed to press charges concerning the shower cam nudes
>wasn't too embarrassed by pressing charges on the stalking

Wonder how the bitch would like me sending the pics to all her classmates on her course after I lift the email addresses of everyone on the university system?
>>
>>53914072
>Slags edition
now you talkin
>>
>>53914229
If she was attractive i would say "your bum"
>>
>>53914424
Looks like I'm the real fedora here ;_;
>>
>>53914491
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/70308014/kings-assembly-a-computer-mouse-full-of-awesome/description

buy this contraption
>>
>>53914481
Probably wouldn't mind really since she's done nothing wrong on her part and you would most definitely be sent to prison.
>>
>>53914481
can you stop ribena
>>
Poleaboo likes to cum in a class and drink it
>>
@53914481
you're a bitter little man, aren't you?
>>
>>53914481
Off yourself you absolute nut
>>
>>53914537
>Probably wouldn't mind
Yes, she would, that's why she wanted charges against me regarding the nudes to be dropped
>>
>tfw you will NEVER ever get high with some low quality english speaking sluts in the back yard of your own house
>>
At work AGAIN lads
>>
cant bring myself to do esay :(((((((
>>
>>53914607
Neither will most English

What's your point?
>>
If you knew you could get away with the murder would you kill anyone?
>>
the kiwis produce a lot (2) female facebook celebrities -- i WOULD smash both of them

one's called jaimie's world and the other is called caito potatoe
>>
>>53914481
Just move on you fucking butthurt faggot
>>
File: 1453240980473.jpg (26 KB, 254x369) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1453240980473.jpg
26 KB, 254x369
>>
ITT: neet losers and student wankers
>>
File: 1414414088687.jpg (35 KB, 535x577) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1414414088687.jpg
35 KB, 535x577
>I've wasted last 70 of my 73 years
>>
>>53914729
2 polish girls, a detective, an ex-roommate/landlord and some uni staff
>>
>>53914336
Wankin' Potatoes
>>
>>53914336
Tyrrells Beef and Mustard
>>
We had a chance to put aside the rhetoric

We chose not to

And now we are paying for it
>>
>>53914771
I am a student who lives life like a NEET.

>tfw got a 0% attendance record for my first two years here
>>
File: 1429274095562.jpg (58 KB, 1024x594) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1429274095562.jpg
58 KB, 1024x594
>>53914810
>>
>>53914771
t. apprentice machine operation manager at JJB incorporated, currently on his tea break
>>
>>53914729
Yeah
Bloke who bullied me every day in high school
>>
>>53914760
Move on to what exactly?

>>53914816
Fuck off, students have no idea what it is to be NEET
>>
>>53914816
Arrogant
>>
File: 1368619739876.png (22 KB, 645x773) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1368619739876.png
22 KB, 645x773
>finally get date with oneitis
>date ends, i'm dropping her off
>Ok, we're at your house
>"But I never told you were I lived anon."
>>
File: 1453118361117.png (455 KB, 654x738) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1453118361117.png
455 KB, 654x738
bloody racist
>>
>>53914848
Less arrogance and more that I get too anxious when I am outside so I don't go to anything.

>>53914846
>Fuck off, students have no idea what it is to be NEET
Lad, please.
>>
fat scran for lunch
>>
>>53914854
Oh geez I havnt seen this in a screencao before
>>
doing an sad
>>
>>53914889
Fuck, I love that show.
>>
>>53914101
*pronounced "shiv-awn"
>>
Why do our leaders want Britain to be nothing but a passive workforce?
We don't make anything anymore. We don't try and advance our country. We just receive and consume. Why would they want that?
They say unemployment has gone down, but that's only because people are getting low-skilled part time retail/call centre/passive jobs.
For what purpose? It's not REAL wealth, it's not REAL growth
>>
>>53914816
You're a fucking twat, people like you are the reason why tuition fees aren't free anymore. Gas yourself
>>
>>53914518
Paid my 650 ameribucks. I shall be the king of shitposting.
>>
File: 1453041847916.jpg (110 KB, 717x960) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1453041847916.jpg
110 KB, 717x960
top slag
>>
The sausage-munching Boche. Fritz, the bratwurst guzzler.
>>
>>53914958
Get to work
>>
File: smug.png (368 KB, 600x850) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
smug.png
368 KB, 600x850
>>53914992
Stay mad faggot. I got a scholarship to come here as well.
>>
>>53914481
dont do something youll regret
>>
yank here
>>
>>53914901
Scotland should be nuked
>>
>>53914889
good bloke
>>
>>53914889
See, this is what I'm talking about when I say equality/multiculturalism kills unique culture. Just shoving a load of Indians in where they don't usually or historically reside just kills authenticity. You don't want to go to Venice to experience venician culture and see some afghani rowing a gondola. It doesn't compute. It's fake, it's not authentic experience.

>>53914972
A passive society is easy to control. It's the first step towards transhumanism

http://youtu.be/-kcAgVN1wGo
>>
sat opposite couple of bl*ck mothers on the bus
think jamaican patois is my favourite language
>>
>>53915037
cant its to boring
>>
pretty sick

https://www.fb.com/lolnice123456/videos/p.921242707995913/921242707995913/?type=2&theater
>>
birthday party tonight lads

hoping to get off with someone
>>
>>53914835
I work for the government
>>
>>53915047
It could be my parting gift to her, so I'll avoid all consequences

Planning quite a few events for my farewell tour
>>
>>53914729
I'd invite a few high society types and a detective to my mansion, murder one at random and see if the detective could work out who dunnit.
>>
>>53915110
Post module this time and I'll help. Also how many words?
>>
File: 9138431346.jpg (26 KB, 330x319) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
9138431346.jpg
26 KB, 330x319
>The saying "The wogs begin at Calais" (implying that everyone who is not British is a wog) appears to date from the First World War, but was popularised by George Wigg, Labour MP for Dudley, in 1949 when in a parliamentary debate concerning the Burmese, Wigg shouted at the Conservative benches, "The Honourable Gentleman and his friends think they are all 'wogs'.
>Indeed, the Right Honourable Member for Woodford [i.e. Winston Churchill] thinks that the 'wogs' begin at Calais."

why can't politicians now be this based
>>
>>53915039
Anime shitforbrains is what you are. You're a disgrace
>>
Anyone here got a "Maneki-neko"? If you do, are they worth it?
>>
> The premier of South Australia state has apologised to a gay British widower after state authorities refused to recognise his marriage.
>>
>start dating girl first week of january
>her birthday, my birthday, and valentines day are all within a month and a half
JUST
>>
>>53914898
luv it when smug anime posters reveal themeslves to be anxious little runts
youll die a virgin
>>
>>53915145
are you trying to dox me popit

2000, its non-assessed so doesnt matter if i do shit but its still bare effort innit
>>
>>53915155
Bit racist isn't it?
>>
File: 1446204094613.gif (253 KB, 447x415) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1446204094613.gif
253 KB, 447x415
>>53914072
W H O R E S
H
O
R
E
S
>>
f you got a kiss on your lips that you're looking for somebody to take (hey)
If you got a heart that ain't afraid of love ain't afraid to break (hey)
If you've got a Friday night free and a shotgun seat
Well I'm just saying, I ain't got nowhere to be
So baby I'll take whatever it is you've got to give Yeah, I'm calling dibs
>>
>>53915217
nice 1 lad

good luck not screwing this up
>>
>>53915158
Get over it.

>>53915193
I have one, I tap it on the head every time I wake up and make a wish, then I burn incense for it.

>>53915222
I already know that.
>>
File: image.jpg (79 KB, 625x345) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
79 KB, 625x345
me and the lads in town last night haha
>>
>>53915275
Hit them with a bat and keep doing it until their heads are mush.
>>
>>53915275
babymetal-tier nonse
>>
>>53915217
>dating

Fuck off yank
>>
>>53915318
someone post that funny looking rasheed with the squashed face and the massive eyes and the beard i think he was in some documentary yesterady
>>
doing a cry
>>
>>53915289
>Get over it.
fuck off yank
>>
Doing a drink a hot chocolate and a warm my feet.

7/10 on the comfiness scale.
>>
>>53915376
Get over it is yank?
>>
>>53915275
take a picture, show the lads on /brit/ and ask them what they'd do
>>
>>53915397
bit spooky
just sat down with some hot choc myself
>>
rasheed is such a fantastic name
like a weed that gives you a rash
someone phone mr pokemon ive got some ideas to sell him
>>
>>53915193
Depends on how much you pay for it lad. Saw one in a shop window the other day for a tenner which is completely ridiculous.

>>53915231
Just v. curious
>essay
>non-assessed
dire
>>
>>53915275
can you blame achmed for thinking white girls are all whores?
>>
>>53915214
why would the state recognise his marriage if we dont recognise gay marriage? fucking trust gay cunt, free settlers south australians to bend to the whims of poofts
>>
>>53915442
Ha ha, what a story.
>>
in, fire 30% of the workforce, new logo, out

you are now a fully qualified management consultant
>>
>>53915397
>>53915442
>hot chocolate
Literally powdered sugar and brown food colouring.

Consider graduating past babbies first hot drink and consuming tea or coffee instead. All the comfort of a warm beverage with deep, nuanced flavours and the only calories come from delicious cows milk.
>>
>>53915461
its 2015
>>
>>53914366
Good lad
>>53914416
Bad lad
>>
File: 1452560927781.jpg (34 KB, 400x387) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1452560927781.jpg
34 KB, 400x387
>>53915467
ikr
what are the chances
>>
Where can you buy bitcoin without jumping through 1000 hoops lads
>>
>>53915489
*breathes deeply to inhale the chocolatey aromas*
You just jelly I've got a sippy cup full of yumminess, you big old meany poo.
>>
>>53914336
Tomato Snaps.
>>
>>53915541
you can't

it's a big meme
>>
>>53915467
you forgot to put mark
>>
>>53915468
why are you so clinical

germans are weird
>>
>>53915405
Yes
>>
>>53915454
yes and also though i wont say its name its the most tedious module ive ever done, just all about theory and nonsense, hate it (hate it)
>>
>>53915562
I didn't want to presume.
>>
>>53915503
rule 1 mate no poofters
>>
>>53915541
follow this link
https://clyp.it/u5f32f0z
>>
>>53915560
Your country is a big meme
>>
>>53915541
The easiest way to do it is to meet someone in person, have them transfer the BTC while you hand them the dosh.

I think localbitcoins has an online service with escrow which enables the whole transaction to take place online. But their system requires you to read quite a bit about the process of how the transactions work.
>>
why do yanks pronounce 'python' as 'py-thon'?
>>
wanking always seems like a good idea and then as soon as I cum its like ugh i hate myself
>>
File: image.jpg (31 KB, 394x405) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
31 KB, 394x405
>>53915489
>falling for the caffeine meme
>>
>>53915651
no one cares you freak
>>
think i shall venture for a wee
would anyone like me to dedicate this wee to them
>>
>>53915698
Yes, please.
>>
>>53915275
>Those socks
Why don't more girls do this? I've only ever seen thigh highs once in my life.
>>
business idea: make dry wine wet again
>>
How do I tell my gf that her perfume smells nasty without spending £50 for a replacement perfume?
>>
>>53915541
I'm sure theres sites like localbitcoins which you can use in the uk
where you make a cash deposit at a bank into a sellers account (doesnt require ID here atleast)
they then send the equivalent amount of bitcoins to your bitcoin wallet
really not that hard
faggots get really pedantic about it all
I don't bother tumbling
getting busted for personal amounts is extremely unlikely
Ive had a dozen letters from customs yet the majority of my packs get here safe and my doors never been busted down
>tfw live in age where I can get any drug I want off the internet for pennies
>>
>>53915684
i dont care if no one cares fuck off
>>
This house is a fucking fridge.
>>
>>53915651
Me too lad
>>
>>53915707
theyre a bit noncey/weeby and not very warm or practical t. girl
>>
>/brit/ the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX0g-DfKjps
>>
>>53915744
fake
>>
>>53915664
t. person who regularly consumes caffeine as it appears in other products
>>
Throw away account because it's a conspiracy that I actually believe, the EU wants to become a federal state like the US but you can't do this because no one really wants to be "European" and people only care about their own ethnic national states. Solution? Replace the natives in every EU country with third worlders that have no connection to the land and hence won't give a damn about it making it easier to seize power.

Of course this gets painted as "Diversity is so vibrant! So much nice food!" all while ethnic ghettos and cultural tensions rise all over Europe. Within 100 years ethnic Europeans will be a tiny minority and you'll be able to go from Dublin to Helsinki and see nothing but brown skin, brown eyes and black hair. Nice obedient sheep for their EU masters.
>>
>>53915744
Nothing women wear is practical. Plus the only girl I've seen wear them was at least 6'. Not noncey.
>>
>>53915742
Your mam is a fucking fridge
>>
dad just told me he wishes he'd pushed my mum down the stairs when she was preggo with me ahahaha

love our banter
>>
File: 913767523446.jpg (8 KB, 228x217) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
913767523446.jpg
8 KB, 228x217
>went for a job interview yesterday
>got a missed call asking me to ring them

fuck lads i don't really want it
>>
>>53915774
but the european masters would be deadi n a hundred years :////
>>
File: VVq9dva.jpg (510 KB, 3712x2560) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
VVq9dva.jpg
510 KB, 3712x2560
Maisie
>>
>>53915738
yes you do :'(
>>
>>53915774
fuck off reddit
>>
Quite horny. Might shave my legs later.
>>
>>53915799
Ha ha, kill him and take his place ha ha ho ho
>>
>>53915714
Every time she comes near you, ask if she farted.
>>
>>53915774
>people are only just figuring this out
>>
>>53915801
what if they stop your bennies
>>
feeling guilty about some drama with flatmates, going to be living with one of them next year and didn't have enough space for another 2 and they don't have anyone. Didn't exclude them purposely or anything it was just full and now I feel really guilty.
>>
>>53915826
Already tried that
>>
going to make an pint of te then maybe have look at the esay
>>
just slept for 11hrs

need a job
>>
Frog posters really make me fucking sick
>>
>>53915774
>no one really wants to be "European"

Big assumption and stopped reading :^)
>>
File: sad green frogman.jpg (114 KB, 1252x1252) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
sad green frogman.jpg
114 KB, 1252x1252
>>53915921
no body likes me....
>>
lads, how do I go about making peace with my arch nemesis?
>>
File: image.png (67 KB, 616x596) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.png
67 KB, 616x596
>>53915921
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBNTW6P_2yQ
>>
File: 1426256886424.jpg (6 KB, 139x250) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1426256886424.jpg
6 KB, 139x250
When men lie together in lust, it is a surrender to the passions and does nothing for the excellence in us. Nor does any other excess, Cassander, jealousy among them. But when men lie together, and knowledge and virtue are passed between them, that is pure and excellent. When they compete to bring out the good, the best in each other, this is the love between men that can build a city-state, and lift us from our frog pond.
>>
>>53915954
Gift basket.
>>
File: realgirl.jpg (126 KB, 500x375) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
realgirl.jpg
126 KB, 500x375
>>53915921
>>
>>53915774
Remove a nations sense of identity and they are easier to control
Lesson 101
>>
File: 1408846338631.jpg (22 KB, 533x477) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1408846338631.jpg
22 KB, 533x477
>>53915940
>>53915966
>>53915972
>>53915982
>>
File: eu.jpg (96 KB, 1280x855) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
eu.jpg
96 KB, 1280x855
>>53915774
>no one really wants to be "European"

Proud European citizen here, can deny. Greatest country on Earth tbqh familio
>>
Applied for a job
>>
>tfw fell for the blade and soul meme
played for like 20 minutes then uninstalled
>>
>>53915998
european countries are barely different from american states when you think about it

no reason not to have a superstate
>>
>sidekick keeps texting me

wish he'd fuck off 2bh
>>
File: sweatfrog.jpg (8 KB, 241x228) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
sweatfrog.jpg
8 KB, 241x228
>set alarm for 9am
>don't wake up till 2pm
>>
I'm 25 and still work part time retail
Need to sort my life out desu but the only reason I'm still working part time retail at this age is because no one is giving me a job
>>
File: 14509112739867.jpg (12 KB, 50x50) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
14509112739867.jpg
12 KB, 50x50
>>53916070
>sidekick
>>
U.S.E
U.S.E
U.S.E
>>
>>53916063
t. country with no history or culture that will only benefit from being enriched by superior countries
>>
>>53915972
/r9k/ should be renamed /frog pond/
>>
File: 1384493098899.jpg (9 KB, 252x252) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1384493098899.jpg
9 KB, 252x252
>commutecucks are now tired and weary

oh commutecucks, only 3 hours to go before you can get bummed on the train by ahmed rasheed akbir
>>
>>53916117
Story of my life
>>
>>53916139
t. ignorant and proud
>>
>>53916150
>commutecucks
4/10 gimmick
>>
>>53916141
your mum's fanny should be renamed frog pond, the amount of people who hop in and out
>>
bbc showing sob stories of women and children 'refugees' while ignoring any possible consequences is pissing me off2bh
>>
File: h.jpg (24 KB, 500x375) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
h.jpg
24 KB, 500x375
>keep letting immigrants in
>start talking more about immigrant crime in the media
>native Europeans unite against their common enemy
>our similarities are now more apparent than our differences
>Europe coalesces into a superstate

P A X E U R O P A
A
X

E
U
R
O
P
A
>>
>tfw no love interest
>>
>>53916121

I get depressed as fuck when I see a middle aged person stacking shelves, probably earning £13.5k.
>>
>>53916176
Go back to shagging sheep, Jon from Swansea

http://youtu.be/09vqhZV6jt8
>>
File: laughing cao cao.gif (2 MB, 320x200) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
laughing cao cao.gif
2 MB, 320x200
>>53916174
#ANNIHILATED
>>
File: image.jpg (113 KB, 859x1267) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
113 KB, 859x1267
>>53916121
>I will still be in uni at age 25
>>
what would you do for a Yu?
>>
>leftist humour

https://twitter.com/IndecisiveLefty/status/690149763807862785
>>
>>53916220
and then stacking shelves at asda at 26
>>
File: rain.gif (2 MB, 750x750) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
rain.gif
2 MB, 750x750
>tfw you get a love interest but it turns out you're in a tragedy
>>
File: 1427688546310.jpg (28 KB, 329x442) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1427688546310.jpg
28 KB, 329x442
>I will still be alive at 25
>>
File: 1437570400771.jpg (95 KB, 750x750) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1437570400771.jpg
95 KB, 750x750
>>>53915940
>>>53915966
>>>53915972
>>>53915982
>>53915989
>>
File: top_zozl.jpg (648 KB, 504x2303) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
top_zozl.jpg
648 KB, 504x2303
zozzlefags out
>>
File: 1453009106918.png (398 KB, 579x562) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1453009106918.png
398 KB, 579x562
>>53916258
>>
File: lenin.jpg (13 KB, 450x259) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
lenin.jpg
13 KB, 450x259
>>
>>53916202
Part time retail work earns you about £9k, mate.
I've been applying for shit £14k jobs but don't get a look in. BASIC reception jobs, BASIC call centre jobs. Nothing.
Meanwhile the literal morons who used to work with me in retail walk into these jobs. I could literally do them tomorrow but no one is giving me the chance.
>>
doing a poo lads
>>
Just took 200mg modafinil and I don't even have any work to do today

Haha baaanter
>>
Poleaboo supports the idea of the EU but does not like how EU citizens get beneficial treatment to natives in countries they travel to
>>
>rejected for call centre job because they said they think i'd "tire of it quickly"

is this what it feels like to be overqualified
>>
>>53916226
>Finding someone called Yu after Christmas
opportunity missed
>>
>>53916258
delet this
>>
File: CN47UwmWIAAICfj.png (49 KB, 422x454) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
CN47UwmWIAAICfj.png
49 KB, 422x454
>>
Does anyone get really turned on by common as muck milfy types with big tits? I don't mean complete underclass pramfaces, I mean those girls called Tracy who work in offices
>>
File: lenin.jpg (14 KB, 300x300) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
lenin.jpg
14 KB, 300x300
RIP Lenin

F
>>
>>53916290
Call centre jobs want people who will not think for themselves or question. They want people to literally be just a bum on a seat.
I got rejected because I asked what the options are for developing within the company.
They literally told me they didn't want people like that
>>
>>53916290
uh no they don't want you because your sports psychology degree isn't as impressive as you think it is
>>
File: image.jpg (51 KB, 733x528) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
51 KB, 733x528
I'm looking for contemporary comedians who specialise in crude and offensive ethnic stereotypes

Are there any around?
>>
>>53916286
where did you get it from?
>>
>>53916209
>do care about people in anyway?
FUCK OOOFFFFF

This is why the rest of the world is calling us faggots and they are right
>>
>>53916273
Isn't the line "awoozle wazzle"?
>>
>>53916344
I work in an office so that type just pisses me off
>>
>>53916344
Y E S
E
S
>>
>>53916397
faggot
>>
File: 1449181473084.jpg (28 KB, 500x576) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1449181473084.jpg
28 KB, 500x576
RIP Lennon

F
>>
>>53916390
Pharmacy Geoff
comes from Sweden and took like 3 days to arrive, got through customs easily, just says "supplements" of the value of $10 on the customs notice thing
>>
>>53916405
But they wear tight skirts and call you "darling" or "luv", and they flirt with you at Christmas parties
>>
File: 1453386864610.jpg (124 KB, 665x655) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1453386864610.jpg
124 KB, 665x655
>>
>>53916344
>milfy

Never got this meme desu, girls go downhill fast after their mid-20s
>>
christmas trees still up lol
>>
>>53916371
you sound bitter af
>>
Beans beans, they're good for your heart
>>
woke up on the floor covered in bruises and my t shirt stinks of piss

what happened
>>
File: xvFZ5KG.jpg (304 KB, 892x1210) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
xvFZ5KG.jpg
304 KB, 892x1210
>>53916458
nah
>>
>>53916150
You're clearly one of them, stop pretending to be a neet
>>
>>53916416
hope you die cunt
>>
>>53916447
No, they yammer on about how their diet isn't working despite drinking green tea after every domino's pizza they have, and discuss Big Brother like it's PMQ
>>
having tea and biccits
>>
>>53916458
but some don't so much and that's why milf is a thing
>>
File: 1452692984788.jpg (1 MB, 1960x1300) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1452692984788.jpg
1 MB, 1960x1300
>>53916494
She was much hotter when she was 19 lad
>>
>>53916458
You're clearly a teenager with no sexual experience with older women
>>
>>53916468
I am. I'm pissed off because that's literally what they told me.
I even got rejected from jobs because I have a degree. Not because "lol degree in skateboard design" but because they were worried I'd just leave after a few months to pursue a job related to my degree.
I just want a shit £14k a year job so I can start to think about being financially independent. That's all I want. I want to get the ball rolling.
>>
what age is too old to get your life back on track?
>>
>>53916487
You're Spanish
>>
>>53916449
Cambridge mentioned
>>
>>53916449
lol
>>
>>53916562
classic meme
>>
>>53916306

UNDER-RATED POST
>>
>>53916556
Never. Unless you're autistic, in which case you were fucked from the start.
>>
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-18519395
The EU should "do its best to undermine" the "homogeneity" of its member states, the UN's special representative for migration has said.
Mr Sutherland, who is non-executive chairman of Goldman Sachs International and a former chairman of oil giant BP, heads the Global Forum on Migration and Development , which brings together representatives of 160 nations to share policy ideas.
And his twitter feed is quite aggressive: https://twitter.com/PDSutherlandUN?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author
Wow, it keeps getting better

Mr Sutherland, who has attended meetings of The Bilderberg Group , a top level international networking organisation often criticised for its alleged secrecy, called on EU states to stop targeting "highly skilled" migrants, arguing that "at the most basic level individuals should have a freedom of choice" about whether to come and study or work in another country.
>>
>>53916239
The revolution in Ukraine literally changed my life. I can remember watching it take place. Gives me a mix of emotions.
>>
>>53916512
haha ur shook
>>
File: 1440195259872.png (335 KB, 1024x1191) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1440195259872.png
335 KB, 1024x1191
>>53916556
never
>>
urgently need a slaggy milfy type with big tits called Tracy who works in an office to accomodate my dick between her ample breasts
>>
File: xvFZ5KG.jpg (597 KB, 1753x1210) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
xvFZ5KG.jpg
597 KB, 1753x1210
>>53916540
No she wasn't
>>
>>53916540
Definitely. But it doesn't mean she couldn't get me rock solid and to cum like a firehose at her current age.

A lot of women, if they treat themselves right, can maintain physical integrity well into their 40s or perhaps 50s.
>>
>>53916344
sort of, they seem weirdly attracted to me as well
A few times I've had women in their mid-30s try it on with me (I'm 20). Not too long back I was walking through a pub and a woman grabs my bicep and goes 'ooh, hello'. She wasn't bad but I didn't really want to act on it
>>
EId4y/dx4 = -dV/dx = w
>>
>>53916602
We need to dismantle this hell hole
>>
>>53916636
that a youtube link?
>>
>>53916602
>this post has been submitted to the authorities
>>
>>53916636
quotient rule

next
>>
File: CZHpHibWYAAaRY-.jpg (111 KB, 600x800) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
CZHpHibWYAAaRY-.jpg
111 KB, 600x800
Decolonising my art work feels so good. Fuck looking at western art all the time, let's celebrate our culture and women
>>
wha them know bout lock off
road get lock off
face get chop off
steel and copper
>>
>>53916636
2
>>
>>53916664
Yes lad
>>
got 39 (You)s on /co/ lads and my thread deleted
>>
Watching threads 2bh
>>
>>53916683
Afraid not lad, nice try
>>
still in my pyjamas Tbh

sleeping pattern's so fucked
>>
>>53916757
you clearly didnt quotient correctly

NEXT
>>
File: 1452615025712.jpg (17 KB, 320x320) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1452615025712.jpg
17 KB, 320x320
>Why yes, I do care about (You)s
>>
>>53916636
Something related to beams?
>>
File: c.jpg (106 KB, 730x1095) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
c.jpg
106 KB, 730x1095
>>53916723
Would love to suck that and slurp all the cum down like a massive faggot (ironically ofc)
>>
Why is Peter Hitchens so based?
>>
>>53916787
India confirmed for next superpower
>>
>>53916344
>>
>>53916632
You really should start acting on it
>>
Got tomorrow off lads
>>
>>53915954

you don't
>>
oi is that lad who was going off about BT and their shit internet but then got some poo in loo to fix it here?

I need some advice, getting ping spikes and shit
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6600509
http://strawpoll.me/6600509
http://strawpoll.me/6600509
>>
>>53916842
yeah, I know
Half of them are probably married though and I wouldn't know how to feel about cucking someone
>>
Hey lads I just heard that a prominent figure in the UK grew up in a country manor, went to an expensive private school, got 2 Es at A-level and dropped out of the trade union studies at a polytechnic.

Who could it be that lived a life of luxury but was too lazy work academically? some dastardly tory cunt?
>>
>>53916723
Nice
>>
>Got phone robbed
>Ran up a £780 bill
>O2 expect me to pay it

Wew lad. Im not gonna pay it obviously so when does your credit rating reset?
>>
>>53916879
c) Life is Strange
>>
File: paki.jpg (212 KB, 1170x1200) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
paki.jpg
212 KB, 1170x1200
>>
>>53916723
>being circumcised
>>
>>53916950
>so when does your credit rating reset

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
>>
>>53916879

read a book
>>
>>53916950
did you not report it stolen?
>>
>>53916931
Just looked this guy up, apparently he's leading some minor political party
>>
want to hit someone
>>
>>53916968

F-fug ;__;
>>
Another extract of Peter's autobiography has recently been released, what are your thoughts on it?

I expected it to be an awkward experience to share a hotel room with Christopher, but I thought he would have at least grown out of the escapades of his youth. I was wrong.

At half past one he entered the room and turned on the lights, drunk from whiskey and with his arm around a Somali woman. "How does it feel, Peter?" he asked. "First you lost your Empire, and now millions of foreigners are coming in, destroying everything you once held dear, and now your own brother is cuckolding you with one of them."

He gave her a quick few slaps on the arse before entering her, her voice was soft and it invigorated my libido. I closed my eyes and listened. It was strange… I never thought this would be my life, being cuckolded by my superior brother, but alas here I was. I opened my eyes to watch this devilish act play out. The thrusting was done with no sound or grimace, only the cold dead stare of his eyes into mine. He stared, I stared back, it was a metaphor for our entire relationship in life. Her moans gradually grew louder and louder. I watched as my brother did what I could not. The pleasuring of this woman, it was something I could just not achieve. I knew right then that my brother deserved her more than I ever could. As he finished with her the Somali woman said in her strong Swedish accent, "kiss me Peter". I did just that. I kissed a girl while my brother pleasured her.

At that moment I knew that my atheistic and quite degenerate brother had defeated me. I was a cuckold. And I was aroused.
>>
>>53917006
hit yourself
>>
>>53916950
>Ran up a £780 bill

What the fuck how?
>>
>>53914481
absolute madman
>>
File: 1431259204385.jpg (99 KB, 986x860) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1431259204385.jpg
99 KB, 986x860
>>53916955
who cares Tbh
>tfw white
>>
want a paki gf lads, will convert to islam and everything
>>
>>53917039

Paki or African. There was loads of calls to like east africa and stuff.
>>
>I am Scottish, and I am a cuck
>>
>>53916879
>>53916994
>>
>>53916879
IX is meh enuf
>>
>>53917021
Pretty sure that's an extract from Owen Jones' book. It sounds too similar
>>
>>53916931
yeah obviously, you got a name? want to shite fury down this little Tory cunt's throat
>>
File: WEW2.png (484 KB, 470x598) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
WEW2.png
484 KB, 470x598
Who /NoFatGf/ here?
>>
>>53916955
Why is she friends with Sara then?
>>
Still on my 4th book of the year
>>
File: 1449268996231.jpg (35 KB, 232x346) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1449268996231.jpg
35 KB, 232x346
About to download this. Wish me luck
>>
>>53917084
is the magic system good at least?
>>
>>53917131
me, because my gf is fit
>>
Pinging
>>
shoved me iPhone up me bum and called meself
>>
>>53917137
what are you reading lad? i'm reading a book about the red army and crime and punishment
>>
>>53915774
I posted this to reddit and it got deleted....
>>
File: infinite rage.jpg (198 KB, 900x900) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
infinite rage.jpg
198 KB, 900x900
>>53917131
FUCK OFF WITH BEING PICKY I JUST WANT A GF
>>
>>53917154
ummm no
>>
>>53917173

David Hume - On Suicide and The Illuminatus! Trilogy
>>
>>53917131
There's nothing 'high test' about banging a fat slag.
>>
>>53915774
where was this posted on reddit?

also
>see nothing but brown skin, brown eyes and black hair
what's wrong with this? they're attractive features.
>>
anyone else moan loudly when wanking. can't help it
>>
Pretty certain that my boss is giving shit reviews of myself to jobs I apply to. He's my referee on my cv and I think he just doesn't want to lose more employees (everyone is dropping like flies)

Who else can you have as your referee?
>>
Watching the new B L A C K E D scene lads
>>
>>53917299
my mate's dad offered to be a referee for me today cause he's a mad cunt
>>
>cold call number ringing multiple times a day
>say can you stop ringing this number you've been ring-
>they put the phone down

Fucking paki cunts. Sick of this.

It's all thanks to my mum who used to enter into all these shitty competitions and hand her details out willy nilly.
>>
>>53917260
/r/europe, the mods deleted it and banned me

https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/41zkgk/interview_with_a_german_woman_working_with/cz6gxkx

And they aren't attractive at all. Dark eyes make people look like monsters.
>>
>>53917321
bender
>>
BT YOU INCOMPETENT SWINES
>>
>All my matches on tinder are either fatties, girls with unnatural hair colour or slags that never respond

FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
Pakistani at work - 99% sure he's gay but he's not allowed to be due to religion. Quite funny to watch.
>>
>>53916905
That's even more of a turn on, cucking a 40 year old hasbeen
>>
Would someone here be open to blackmailing her on my behalf?
>>
I'm after the gold and after that the platinum
Beef after that Hurricane G packs the gat son
>>
File: attack memes.jpg (50 KB, 543x194) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
attack memes.jpg
50 KB, 543x194
Looks interesting
>>
>>53917364

>straight porn
>gay

Autism
>>
>>53917393

I've worked with 2 confirmed gay muslims and one of them was mental, he was super childish and would cry all the time at age 37
>>
Lmao lads I'm actually bare buzzing
>>
File: 1453388181267.jpg (35 KB, 720x231) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1453388181267.jpg
35 KB, 720x231
haha honestly you lads have to add your dad to facebook its fucking tops haha
>>
>>53917387
so then don't fucking swipe them you utter mongoloid
>>
>France to overhaul secularism teaching to help stop radicalisation

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jan/21/france-overhaul-secularism-teaching-anti-radicalisation-paris-attacks
>>
File: 1452044849811.jpg (104 KB, 906x813) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1452044849811.jpg
104 KB, 906x813
>>53917437
>>
>>53917474

I swipe every girl then filter out the ones i like.
Its a more efficient system imho
>>
>>53917467
here, give this (You) to your dad
>>
>>53917467
Making that your status here would probably get you lynched or arrested.
>>
>>53917359
/r/europe is already lost, the mods ban any kind of discussion and dissent

the /pol/ sort are over at /r/european
>>
>>53917500
so stop whinging then
>>
All my matches on tinder are with pretty attractive girls that either don't reply to me or unmatch me if i say something lol.
>>
>>53917486
Top lads
>>
>>53917523
What I posted wasn't even /pol/ though, fucking hate /r/europe mods desu.
>>
File: 1142.jpg (34 KB, 500x391) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1142.jpg
34 KB, 500x391
>>53917467
>>
>>53917585
alri 1142
>>
>using the zoom feature on web browser
I feel old
>>
>>53917585

got the screenshot of the folder?
>>
File: feels-Dr-Who.gif (365 KB, 500x275) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
feels-Dr-Who.gif
365 KB, 500x275
>Oneitis is at uni getting shagged by rich southerners whilst im sat here cold calling middle aged jeremy kyle show binge watchers

WHERE DID IT ALL GO SO WRONG
>>
New

>>53917625

>>53917625

>>53917625

>>53917625

>>53917625
>>
Doing a heart palpation
>>
>>53917441
>going out of your way to choose what the dick looks like
>>
fug lads, she was literally 16 here and was studying for GCSEs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlU5Qk9w0u4
Thread replies: 382
Thread images: 76
Thread DB ID: 468461



[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vip /vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Home]

[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vip /vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the shown content originated from that site. This means that 4Archive shows their content, archived. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content, then use the post's [Report] link! If a post is not removed within 24h contact me at [email protected] with the post's information.