~guess who's back
nymh is back
tell a friend~
>tfw turning 22 in a few hours
the amount of people who post a happy birthday message on my fb is depressingly dwindling every year
only got 11 last year
>good morning sleepyhead! what do you want for brekkie?
bought a new keyboard
>turns out greeks have better teeth than us
>filthy whore is too embarrassed to press charges concerning the shower cam nudes
>wasn't too embarrassed by pressing charges on the stalking
Wonder how the bitch would like me sending the pics to all her classmates on her course after I lift the email addresses of everyone on the university system?
>finally get date with oneitis
>date ends, i'm dropping her off
>Ok, we're at your house
>"But I never told you were I lived anon."
Why do our leaders want Britain to be nothing but a passive workforce?
We don't make anything anymore. We don't try and advance our country. We just receive and consume. Why would they want that?
They say unemployment has gone down, but that's only because people are getting low-skilled part time retail/call centre/passive jobs.
For what purpose? It's not REAL wealth, it's not REAL growth
Stay mad faggot. I got a scholarship to come here as well.
See, this is what I'm talking about when I say equality/multiculturalism kills unique culture. Just shoving a load of Indians in where they don't usually or historically reside just kills authenticity. You don't want to go to Venice to experience venician culture and see some afghani rowing a gondola. It doesn't compute. It's fake, it's not authentic experience.
A passive society is easy to control. It's the first step towards transhumanism
>The saying "The wogs begin at Calais" (implying that everyone who is not British is a wog) appears to date from the First World War, but was popularised by George Wigg, Labour MP for Dudley, in 1949 when in a parliamentary debate concerning the Burmese, Wigg shouted at the Conservative benches, "The Honourable Gentleman and his friends think they are all 'wogs'.
>Indeed, the Right Honourable Member for Woodford [i.e. Winston Churchill] thinks that the 'wogs' begin at Calais."
why can't politicians now be this based
Anyone here got a "Maneki-neko"? If you do, are they worth it?
f you got a kiss on your lips that you're looking for somebody to take (hey)
If you got a heart that ain't afraid of love ain't afraid to break (hey)
If you've got a Friday night free and a shotgun seat
Well I'm just saying, I ain't got nowhere to be
So baby I'll take whatever it is you've got to give Yeah, I'm calling dibs
Literally powdered sugar and brown food colouring.
Consider graduating past babbies first hot drink and consuming tea or coffee instead. All the comfort of a warm beverage with deep, nuanced flavours and the only calories come from delicious cows milk.
The easiest way to do it is to meet someone in person, have them transfer the BTC while you hand them the dosh.
I think localbitcoins has an online service with escrow which enables the whole transaction to take place online. But their system requires you to read quite a bit about the process of how the transactions work.
I'm sure theres sites like localbitcoins which you can use in the uk
where you make a cash deposit at a bank into a sellers account (doesnt require ID here atleast)
they then send the equivalent amount of bitcoins to your bitcoin wallet
really not that hard
faggots get really pedantic about it all
I don't bother tumbling
getting busted for personal amounts is extremely unlikely
Ive had a dozen letters from customs yet the majority of my packs get here safe and my doors never been busted down
>tfw live in age where I can get any drug I want off the internet for pennies
Throw away account because it's a conspiracy that I actually believe, the EU wants to become a federal state like the US but you can't do this because no one really wants to be "European" and people only care about their own ethnic national states. Solution? Replace the natives in every EU country with third worlders that have no connection to the land and hence won't give a damn about it making it easier to seize power.
Of course this gets painted as "Diversity is so vibrant! So much nice food!" all while ethnic ghettos and cultural tensions rise all over Europe. Within 100 years ethnic Europeans will be a tiny minority and you'll be able to go from Dublin to Helsinki and see nothing but brown skin, brown eyes and black hair. Nice obedient sheep for their EU masters.
>went for a job interview yesterday
>got a missed call asking me to ring them
fuck lads i don't really want it
feeling guilty about some drama with flatmates, going to be living with one of them next year and didn't have enough space for another 2 and they don't have anyone. Didn't exclude them purposely or anything it was just full and now I feel really guilty.
Frog posters really make me fucking sick
When men lie together in lust, it is a surrender to the passions and does nothing for the excellence in us. Nor does any other excess, Cassander, jealousy among them. But when men lie together, and knowledge and virtue are passed between them, that is pure and excellent. When they compete to bring out the good, the best in each other, this is the love between men that can build a city-state, and lift us from our frog pond.
>no one really wants to be "European"
Proud European citizen here, can deny. Greatest country on Earth tbqh familio
>commutecucks are now tired and weary
oh commutecucks, only 3 hours to go before you can get bummed on the train by ahmed rasheed akbir
>keep letting immigrants in
>start talking more about immigrant crime in the media
>native Europeans unite against their common enemy
>our similarities are now more apparent than our differences
>Europe coalesces into a superstate
P A X E U R O P A
I get depressed as fuck when I see a middle aged person stacking shelves, probably earning £13.5k.
what would you do for a Yu?
>tfw you get a love interest but it turns out you're in a tragedy
Part time retail work earns you about £9k, mate.
I've been applying for shit £14k jobs but don't get a look in. BASIC reception jobs, BASIC call centre jobs. Nothing.
Meanwhile the literal morons who used to work with me in retail walk into these jobs. I could literally do them tomorrow but no one is giving me the chance.
Call centre jobs want people who will not think for themselves or question. They want people to literally be just a bum on a seat.
I got rejected because I asked what the options are for developing within the company.
They literally told me they didn't want people like that
I'm looking for contemporary comedians who specialise in crude and offensive ethnic stereotypes
Are there any around?
She was much hotter when she was 19 lad
I am. I'm pissed off because that's literally what they told me.
I even got rejected from jobs because I have a degree. Not because "lol degree in skateboard design" but because they were worried I'd just leave after a few months to pursue a job related to my degree.
I just want a shit £14k a year job so I can start to think about being financially independent. That's all I want. I want to get the ball rolling.
The EU should "do its best to undermine" the "homogeneity" of its member states, the UN's special representative for migration has said.
Mr Sutherland, who is non-executive chairman of Goldman Sachs International and a former chairman of oil giant BP, heads the Global Forum on Migration and Development , which brings together representatives of 160 nations to share policy ideas.
And his twitter feed is quite aggressive: https://twitter.com/PDSutherlandUN?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author
Wow, it keeps getting better
Mr Sutherland, who has attended meetings of The Bilderberg Group , a top level international networking organisation often criticised for its alleged secrecy, called on EU states to stop targeting "highly skilled" migrants, arguing that "at the most basic level individuals should have a freedom of choice" about whether to come and study or work in another country.
Definitely. But it doesn't mean she couldn't get me rock solid and to cum like a firehose at her current age.
A lot of women, if they treat themselves right, can maintain physical integrity well into their 40s or perhaps 50s.
sort of, they seem weirdly attracted to me as well
A few times I've had women in their mid-30s try it on with me (I'm 20). Not too long back I was walking through a pub and a woman grabs my bicep and goes 'ooh, hello'. She wasn't bad but I didn't really want to act on it
Decolonising my art work feels so good. Fuck looking at western art all the time, let's celebrate our culture and women
Would love to suck that and slurp all the cum down like a massive faggot (ironically ofc)
Hey lads I just heard that a prominent figure in the UK grew up in a country manor, went to an expensive private school, got 2 Es at A-level and dropped out of the trade union studies at a polytechnic.
Who could it be that lived a life of luxury but was too lazy work academically? some dastardly tory cunt?
Another extract of Peter's autobiography has recently been released, what are your thoughts on it?
I expected it to be an awkward experience to share a hotel room with Christopher, but I thought he would have at least grown out of the escapades of his youth. I was wrong.
At half past one he entered the room and turned on the lights, drunk from whiskey and with his arm around a Somali woman. "How does it feel, Peter?" he asked. "First you lost your Empire, and now millions of foreigners are coming in, destroying everything you once held dear, and now your own brother is cuckolding you with one of them."
He gave her a quick few slaps on the arse before entering her, her voice was soft and it invigorated my libido. I closed my eyes and listened. It was strange… I never thought this would be my life, being cuckolded by my superior brother, but alas here I was. I opened my eyes to watch this devilish act play out. The thrusting was done with no sound or grimace, only the cold dead stare of his eyes into mine. He stared, I stared back, it was a metaphor for our entire relationship in life. Her moans gradually grew louder and louder. I watched as my brother did what I could not. The pleasuring of this woman, it was something I could just not achieve. I knew right then that my brother deserved her more than I ever could. As he finished with her the Somali woman said in her strong Swedish accent, "kiss me Peter". I did just that. I kissed a girl while my brother pleasured her.
At that moment I knew that my atheistic and quite degenerate brother had defeated me. I was a cuckold. And I was aroused.
FUCK OFF WITH BEING PICKY I JUST WANT A GF
Pretty certain that my boss is giving shit reviews of myself to jobs I apply to. He's my referee on my cv and I think he just doesn't want to lose more employees (everyone is dropping like flies)
Who else can you have as your referee?
>cold call number ringing multiple times a day
>say can you stop ringing this number you've been ring-
>they put the phone down
Fucking paki cunts. Sick of this.
It's all thanks to my mum who used to enter into all these shitty competitions and hand her details out willy nilly.
/r/europe, the mods deleted it and banned me
And they aren't attractive at all. Dark eyes make people look like monsters.
haha honestly you lads have to add your dad to facebook its fucking tops haha
>Oneitis is at uni getting shagged by rich southerners whilst im sat here cold calling middle aged jeremy kyle show binge watchers
WHERE DID IT ALL GO SO WRONG