Refugee income in EU ~300 - 700$ I am a social worker in Russia

>>53905937
>bigblock{at}protonmail{dot}ch
of couse

>>53905937
>swiss email
Russian poor bastard

>>53905937
You know you can just emigrate right?

Go to Latvia or something. They have plenty of Russians there according to /int/.

>>53905937
Muhamed and Chechens better than Russians.

>>53905937
>everyone hate gays

and that's bad, you fucking ruski queer?

>>53905937

Can probably get into this sjw shithole afaik, although I would prefer you stay there and try and fix that trainwreck.

>>53905937
act like a gay m8. scandis will welcome you i guess.

>>53906668
you know USA is one of the hardest places to immigrate?

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>have income 150-200$ per month

top fucking kek, russia is truly a super power

just move out, before tsar putin grants your country more sanctions

>>53905937
Ohhh, what a poor bustard. I feel bad for you.

>>53906771
no it isnt.

>>53906771

Not based on the shitload of asians we have taking all our IT jobs. Basically if you already have a job, no problem.

Lol. Just die. Putin good president. I beelive him.
> nuclear weapon - check
> slaves - check
> over 100500 weapons, warships, jets - check
> 2/3 land of earth - check

>>53907178
И пpичём тyт Пyтин?

>>53905937
With 700€ you just earn enough to not starve, but to less to live.

>>53907520
food cost is approximately the same

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>>53905937

>>53905937
come to norway my friend ))

>>53907691
http://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/country_result.jsp?country=Russia&displayCurrency=EUR

http://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/country_result.jsp?country=Austria&displayCurrency=EUR

>>53908076
how

>>53906771
Only of you're white it is

>>53908076
i can be your "wife" if you know what i mean

>>53908194
lold. another one faggot

http://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/country_result.jsp?country=Sweden&displayCurrency=EUR

>>53908138
apply for citizenship
>>53908194
come my friend ))

Try hot tenga today, oniichan

We don't want white people we want enrichment.

>>53907178
>slaves - check
Oh you.

>>53905937
>Why i cannot be refugee, but Muhhamad can?
Muhammad have of bigger dick. You of not needed.

>>53907178
>2/3 land on earth
proofs

>>53905937
Another live try spawn in africa

>>53909187
Will in this year

>>53905937
Don't worry Russianbro. One of these days I'll come to your country, marry a Russian woman, and take her back to the US. Perhaps she'll help me acquire contacts in Eastern Europe so I can run guns.

On that subject, how intelligent is the average Russian woman?

>>53909302
Hahahahahahaha

>>53909302
Like poland woman

>>53909302
>marry a Russian woman
enjoy your sti
also polish are too stuck up
aim for ukraine

>>53909448
Even though I have no rational reason to, I dislike Ukraine. How are women in the Balkans?

>>53909569
>How are women in the Balkans?
Кaк зeмля.

>>53909734
Плoдopoдыe чтoли

>>53909569
Ukronyan better russian woman. Russian destroy you.

>>53909734
should i be offended or what?
i dont understand what do you mean by that

>>53909984
I dont understand too what wrote this faggot

>>53909984
What must say to you than man from gulag about balkan womans?

I expected Russians are all rich.
It seems to be not true for all Russians

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Hello.

I am a nigerian Prince and I have an offer for you, my Russian princess.

>>53910302
Oh wow. 90% russians have income 100 - 300$ per month

>>53910358
Nice try poland

>>53906407
>You know you can just emigrate right?

He can't, lol. 150$/month is barely enough to survive in Russia.

>>53906407
he needs to pay thousands to forge papers for that

>>53906407
>Just emigrate
Your countries barelt even give touristic visas to us and you tell about emmigrating.

>>53910358
They try that shit on you guys too?

>>53905937
Go to switzerland, they spend 1200 on refugees

>>53910366
Almost Japanese also have these income too!

>>53909302
>how intelligent is the average Russian woman?

Not as much intelligent as an average dog, i think.

>>53910450
yes

I've read some people actually fell for it.

>>53910457
Proofs plz

>>53910478
Happens here too. Mostly oldfags fall for it.

>>53910295
damn your english is bad or maybe my is
nevertheless could you write that in russian we're all slavs maybe i could understand it better

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>>53910494
Here it was middle aged people because old people can't read english.

I laughed while readin every article about it.

>>53910455
>just go, just go
HEEEY, we can't cross the border when we just want. We are not in Shengen, sone people here try to get finnish or american citizenship for decades and still fail. Your emmigration systems accept only first class specialists, everyone rest can only be married.

>>53910484
Sorry, I had mistake 300is 3000・・・

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>>53905937
Because we've defined you as a safe country. This also means that we can send asylum seekers that arrived through Russia back to Russia.

>>53910524
I think he uses google translator and what he types is not understandable.

i think he says something like "what do you expect from man who was in gulag to say about balkan women?"

my english is shit too though

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>you will never live in Russia
>instead you have to live in Boston
just fucking end it

>>53910534
In some cases the police here intercept messages and warn the people but they still do it because they are so convinced its real.

>>53910606
Boston (and new england) is based as hell, what are you complaining for

>>53910597
wekk its better than his that's for sure

>>53910628
I yearn to live in a comfy commieblock outside of Moscow.

>>53905937
You think youre so smart and didnt realize that the cost of living is probably 5 times higher here aswell.

Moreover are social workers just respected jobless´ what do you expect?

>>53910597
>my english is shit too though

Seems fine to me apart from CapitaLISation.

>>5390593
Come to America Ivan, you can easily get a job in landscaping or construction that pays under the table and after a few years you can join the U.S millitary to get citizenship and Job training for a better career and free college, hell if you score high enough on the ASVAB you could become a nuclear engineer without any college degree.

>>53905937
m8 just walk across the border and claim your benefits, at this point politicians are just rolling with it. don't forget to burn all your papers and claim you're north african because apparently germany won't send these individuals back to their countries as said countries refuse to take them back.

tl;dr just move in

>>53910699
no you don't

>>53910800
Russians look a liiiiiiiiitle bit different than north africans you know.

>>53905937
>move to Kaliningrad
>get a visa free movment card for Kaliningradians
>go to Poland(the card is only for 3 wojewodships)
>find a guy to marry or to fake a marriage
>be a citizen of EU
>move to UK/Netherlands/Sweden/whatever country you want
here

>>53910621
Its way fucking worse here, our scammers tell us that they are FBI or IRA agents and that we need to pay court fees or some obscure fine or we will be arrested.

>>53910800
>slavic face
>blonde hair
>green eyes
Ok, i'm from north africa.

>>53910859
Say you are an albino and that you will be murdered for voodoo parts if they send you back.

>>53910800
numbeo.com please

>>53910916
tell them your a yazidi

>>53910457
Broooooo...
>>53910586
...ooother.
;_;

>>53910800
>just

>>53910862
Thanks pol. Gay wedding its a legal at all?

>>53911228
Not in Poland.

>>53910904
The boss had something like that at work and wanted to know if it was legit.

>He wonders why I banned some sites.

Some of his shit makes me sick sometimes. If the cops come for him they can have him.

Putin make russia strong again

>>53910586
Kek

shit english russian 150-300
shitist english we 1500-3000

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>>53909069

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>>53905937
>150-200$

As in US dollars?

How the fuck do you make ends meet on that? Even I make $1600/month.

>>53912623
Russians are slaves

>>53910904
>>53911385
We got scammers who send you invoices saying that you need to pay that to be shown in the google browser search, or people who pretend to be grandchildren in trouble while talking to some really old lady and asking her for money(and that a friend will pick it up).

>>53912077
いや、東大生でも英語クソ下手やで

>>53905937
>blablabla im propaganda shill, they banned me in Russia so i came here
I am into EU 8years and minimal wage is 210 euro Average wage is 10 times lower for what is average for EU

>>53913123
Learn russian, bitch

>>53905937
Only if you join in on our gay propaganda towards Russia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw6o72h6Hhg

>>53913198
Why would I want to learn the language of white niggers?
Go back to your granny porn, Vadim

>>53906853
maybe because asians are better at coding than your frappe drinking limp wristed faggot college graduates?

>>53913170
The minimum wage here is a bit more than 1500 euros a month, a months wage as a vacation bonus and four weeks paid free days.

>>53913277
Fuck off small penis racist

>>53913263
wrong country freddy aligolsun
femen are ukrainians they get rekt most of the time

>>53913365
I'm brown 2bh
My point stands, though

>>53912623
>make 1100
>very good job for Russia
>still less than a ladyboy
Feels bad man.

>>53913352
Same here but minimal is 100$

>>53913550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G39AJrNlWw4

>>53913365
Sorry .many other japanese very rude
on the internet.

>>53905937
Can you get to Kaliningrad? Sneak across the Polish border or something

>>53905937
same here

Bumpusique

Bampusique

Come to Finland or Norway and claim asylum as a gay.

>>53905937
>dictator
kek

>>53918081
Are you have more information?)

>>53905937
>Why i cannot be refugee, but Muhhamad can?
Calm down, comrade, westerners just love niggers and kebab.

>>53918293
It's when a man drills another man's ass with his dick, comrade. Popular in Sweden and usa.

>>53918293
Join some anti-Putin organization rather and then fake some death threats and claim asylum.

>>53905937
Feel bad for you senpai.
Would be happy with Russians coming instead of people from the middle east.
Provided you integrate of course

>>53918293

Join Navalny protest march and let someone beat you up. Take photos of everything. Then asylum is easy.

>>53906407
No thanks, we have enough people to ask for "sigareti" already

>>53905937
Here's my thought: Stay just one more year in Russia. This year is gonna be a real fucked up one, make sure to be in the right side of the planet for a while. Work and save money in the meantime. If nothing happens and everything comes to normal again (kinda naive perspective), then you get out of there.

>>53910859
and niggers look diffrerent than syrians doesnt stop them from flooding in though

>>53918418
>DESIGNATED PUTIN ZONES

>>53918569
Why you mind that?

Oп, пoчeмy ты пишeшь нa aнглийcкoм кaк элoчкa-людoeдoчкa?

>>53905937
>>corruption
>>bad medicine
>>poor
>>dictator
>>everyone hate gays
>>most people have wage 100-400$ per month
>>no future
>>oil economic
>>government fight against anti-corruption
add everyone love gays and its brazil, kek

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>>53905937
>>everyone hate gays
Not true. Only if you live in fucking shithole like Chechnya.
>most people have wage 100-400$ per month
Before the crisis, average wage was 700 - 800$ in oblast and 2000$ in Moscow. I think, it is normal tier.
>no future
This

>>53919538
Also change oil economic for soy economic.

>>53919351
Because i can

Bumpique

>>53919554
Try walk in any place Russia joining hands with a man. Hero.

Why are you speaking in terms of dollars and not euros?

don't you understand what a refugee is Boris

Relevant to this thread:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2015/11/02/a-black-man-is-applying-for-refugee-status-in-canada-citing-police-racism-dont-laugh/

kek

>>53911228
you can also work in Poland for 6 months without any special pemit

>>53922107
Russian tradition

>>53922561
Not bad

>>53922638
yeah. tons of ukrainians use that to get to Poland and stay here.

>>53905937
You can't be a refugee because Russia, despite being a poverty-stricken autocracy, is not experiencing a major civil conflict.

>in b4 "they're all Pakistani and Nigerian"

The only reason people from outside Iraq and Syria or Afghanistan slip through is because they're sneaky and background checks are poor. Most refugees from outside of those conflict zones are stuck in Calais or other detention camps.

http://youtu.be/1OexHG2IHVM
Fucking russian police

>>53910699
Vote for bernie then

>>53910478
My grandpa paid $40,000 to Nigerians

>>53923548
Why?

I support increased immigration of Russians to USA.

Congress, expedite the green card process for Russians, now!

>>53922107
oil trades in dollars

just claim to be ukrainian and they'll let you in

>>53912623
ruskie economy runs on patriotism and broken dreams

Well baited, Russian pedo "Jew"

>>53909984
It means "like shit".
Some well known russian arthouse actor used "kak zemlya" to describe taste of shit

>>53906853
We are churning out computer-related field grads at 1/3 the rate our economy needs. Don't believe the /pol/fags and butthurt STEM grads who didn't intern and can't find jobs but still blame Indians and chinks.

>>53909569
They suck fuck off

If you're pretty devochka like pic, you can marry instead of refuging.

>>53924849
So naive.

>>53905937
Come to LONDON and say you don't feel safe in your motherland.

The Somalis do it in Sweden all the time and they eat it up.

Believe me they love it.
Just don't get married because then the jig is up.

>>53905937
just say your a fag and you can't take it up the ass openly in Russia nomore. They'll make you a senator in Sweden

>>53925510
Lold
>>53925457
Thanks for advice, but my year income 2000 dollars per year, i'am need save money maybe one year for a ticket.

>>53925970
Fucking poor

>>53925970
>for a ticket
hitchhiking and on the boat across la Manche

>>53905937
>Why i cannot be refugee, but Muhhamad can? I ready for studying, learn language, working. Why????

I wish we could trade the kebab with Russians desu

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>>53905937
What are the wages now that the ruble has fallen, my Russian friend?

>>53926717
I have wage 14000 rub or 180$ equal.
Food - 60$ Per month
Rent in public apartament - 100$ Per month
Tranport - 12$ per month
5$ - cellular service

:(

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>>53905937
ROPE.

You can become a refugee in the devil's lair.

>>53927018
*Transport

>>53905937
WHO IS THIS

>>53927150

It's a girl, don't you see?

>>53927150
cute randompic

>>53927150
my sister

>>53927018
Great Scott! Fucking mad man. Leave your paypal here.

>>53927573
Send your money to me, I will make sweet love to you

>>53905937
Why aren't you collecting vouchers?

>>53927667
In russia no vauchers
>>53927573
I don't. You may write me to email.

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>>53927741
That's not what I heard t.b.h

>>53927741
* i cannot.

>>53905937
150-200$ per month
Off topic, but my parents get this just for having me as a child.
On topic: Europe needs way more controlled boarders. It probably requires fences/walls + soldiers/policemen and I would totally support this.

>>53927857
Nice joke

>>53927896
what to do, desu?

>>53905937
>150-200$
Can you even buy food?

>>53928421
>Can you even buy food?
>>53927018

>>53928447
So you can't afford clothes?

>>53928593
I buy new clothes when worn current wear.
Every 2-3 years

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>>53930183

left one is quite qt

Bumpique

>>53929975
Who's the artist?

>>53931063
Your fatty mom

Karasique