Going to Norway for work

My advice is to just learn the language and go there full-naïve/ignorant mode, so you'll allow yourself to get impressed by a foreign culture. You'll eventually learn everything from your colleagues so it's pointless to research further. I don't see the point in some people's mentality of imbuing themselves in another culture before even setting foot in their destination.

Learn the language beforehand, I can't emphasize this enough.

>>53905776
I definitely won't have time to learn it though. Thanks for the advice. I just want to know major things that I won't expect or maybe big faux pas to avoid.

>>53905575

>pic somewhat related, 10/10 Norwegian qt 3.14

Sorry m8 but that's a 7/10.

Anyway, the only tip I can give is that you don't have to deal with tipping. That's probably the biggest difference between Norway and USA. Also, everyone speaks English.

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>>53906065
>She's a 7 in Norway

My god I cannot wait, no need to be sorry

>>53906065
also thanks for advice m80

>>53905575

Firstly. There are cultural differences depending on where in Norway you are. North or south?

>>53905575
HERE'S MY ADVICE. POST ON CRAIGSLIST. SAY YOU'RE OPEN FOR ANYTHING. SAY YOU DON'T NEED LUBE. SAY OPEN FOR COUPLES AND SINGLES. SAY DOWN TO POWER BOTTOM OR GIVE. SAY YOU CAN SWALLOW AS MUCH AS AN ELEPHANTS LOAD. SAY MORE THAN 40 LESS THAN 100
>??
>PROFIT?

yourewelcomeop

you gona be in for a nasty surprise anon

>>53905575
I'll say random things and you look them up. Learn and understand them.

NAV, Vorspiel, nachtspiel, polser, russ, friluftsliv, odegaard, allemansretten, polet, candyking

Facts:

Norway (supposedly) has the highest rate of casual sex

Most decorated athlete is Ole Bjorndalen

Alcohol's costs a lot of kroner

Tips:

Don't make sexist comments

Stay out of Oslo, it's too expensive

After you go to a store, they'll say 'kvittering' it means receipt, say nei, if you don't want it, ja if you do

Gratulerer, you're ready for Norway

>>53905575
they dont want to talk to you

i know you think they do

they really, really dont

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>>53906100
10/10 in Norway

>>53906449
Would have 7 kids with

>>53905575
Anon listen. Some things to know about norway:

>Hold your butt
>Hold your buttcheeks together while you shit or you will get raped
>Hold your buttcheeks together while you shit or you will get raped
>Hold your buttcheeks together while you shit or you will get rapedt raped
>Hold your buttcheeks together while you shit or you will get raped
>Hold your buttcheeks together while you shit or you will get raped

>Hold your buttcheeks together while you shit or you will get raped
>Hold your buttcheeks together while you shit or you will get raped
>Hold yttcheeks together while you shit or you will get raped
>Hold your buttcheeks together while you shit or you will get rped
>Hold your buttcheeks toger while you shit or you will get raped
>Hold your buttcheeks together while you shit

>>53906201
Arctic Sea for the most part, South when on land. What are the differences?

>>53906397
Awesome, that russ shit sounds wild- wish I was young enough to enjoy that shit without being creepy (I'm only 19 though so we'll see), and is polet basically used as a term for liquor?

I'm a pretty sexist guy so thanks for the tip about refraining from comments like that.

>>53906449
Interesting. Is it that to you guys the traditional scandi look is boring?

>>53906662
"Traditional scandi look" is manjaws and huge foreheads

>>53906662
No its the West Norway look

>>53906706
>>53906709
Yeah guys to be honest idk what the fuck I'm talking about which is why I made this thread so thanks for educating me.

>>53906789
West Norway, best Norway http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K2s-kiXwVhg

>>53906789
You'll find that qts are rare here same as any country in the world. Most girls are meh looking.

In the big cities, they use more makeup, so it might appear that there's more qts there.

>>53906986
Fair, but I have a hunch that your standards for qt are high than the average American's. I guess we'll see.

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>>53905575
>going to le Scandinavia
>getting le QTs

I hate this meme

>>53906449
>>53906709
>>53906928
Do you seriously have to repeat this shitposting every fucking day?

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>>53905575
>Commercial fishing trawler
Literally subhuman tier work.
It earns well, but it doesn't give much opportunity for anything else.
You could've at least applied for a spot at a university, you're not going to reel in girls as a fucking fisherman, the only thing you got going for you is that you're foreign which basically applies to every woman ever.

>>53906986
This
Though Norwegians tend to hype things up by acting like every 10/10 girl is average at best in their country.

>>53907173
This so fucking much, it's so fucking cancerous. OP must clearly be nigger since he isn't going to study like a decent human being.
Specifically picking out Norway for le QTs, while a job as a fisherman is one of the most common things in the world is the mentality of thirdworlder shitskins who fantasize too much.

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>>53906662
>Arctic Sea for the most part, South when on land. What are the differences?


Northern Norwegian: tend to be more open and talkative. They also have a pretty black sense of humour. Conservative but they are very quick to make fun of themselves. extremely funny and open in my experience. Also they drink alot and their swearing is just legendary.

Southern Norwegian may be alot more soft spoken and quieter than Northerners. You may mistake common curtesy as rudeness in that we rarely speak to people we do not know at the store or in public. But once we drink all boundaries are off

>>53907286
>Norwegians tend to hype things up by acting like every 10/10 girl is average at best in their country
Literally the same underaged cunt forcing his memes in every thread.

For example this shitposting:
https://desustorage.org/int/search/image/erotu-PYj1dTR60ml0fTaQ/

>>53907326
>Northern Norwegian: tend to be more open and talkative. They also have a pretty black sense of humour. Conservative but they are very quick to make fun of themselves. extremely funny and open in my experience. Also they drink alot and their swearing is just legendary.
Sounds like Danes kek

>>53907173
>>53907286


I disagree. I've traveled alot in my 30 years. Women on average are far more pretty than the rest of the world in my view.

>>53907286
foreigners can apply for a spot at norwegian university? Is it possible?

>>53907206
Speak for yourself swede boy

>>53907394
Literally 16 years old. I'don't advise you to stay in school, lad, don't spend your best years here. I should know.

>>53907431
>I'don't
Well, I tried, but autocorrect wanted it differently.
Enjoy your shitposting I guess.

>>53907431
Time for you to be deported from this country

>>53907466
Alright, have a good one, mate. Off for a wank.

>>53907362
From what I've seen, other parts of the world have far curvier girls than here. It's very very rare here to see a girl with great t'n'a. Maybe tits on occasion, but almost never combined with a great ass. Elsewhere in the world tho that's a lot more common.

As for face, maybe nordics have slightly more qts. But averages don't matter much since every country has qts.

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>>53907362
>Far more pretty
Nice subjective opinion.
But yeah, generally isn't hard to find that women are prettier in first world countries than in third world countries full of niggers and shitskinned Asians (That is if you're that well-traveled)

But acting like the average Norwegian girl is a 8/10 10/10 on the aryan aesthetics scale (Where the large majority are actually underage kek) is overhyping it a bit too much, isn't it?
It's literally what the human traffickers tell people in the middle east what Scandinavia is like.

>>53907387
>What is an exchange program?
It costs money, but it should be possible.

>>53907494
Are you gonna wank of to the pictures of those four inbred village whores?

>>53906100

What I mean by 7/10 is that she looks exactly like every other pretty blond girl. There's nothing unique about her. We simply have much prettier girls than her and so do you.

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>>53907286
I'm going to university, but not until the fall. I think this would be a cool experience, and my post was mainly about Norway in general, no picking up QTs. Thanks for contributing lol

>>53907326
Thanks man

>>53907615
I'm also going to try to study abroad there once I'm in University, don't understand where all the hostility comes from but reading between the lines it seems like you spend a good deal on /pol/ which makes it more understandable.

>>53907675
Fair

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>>53907784
>Going to university in the fall
>Just want to earn money until then
Fair enough, sorry for being rude. But you have no idea how many people over glorify Scandinavia and just wants to here either for the QTs or for the infamous welfare.
Basically this >>53907173

Can't tell you much about Norway except that there's you have to buy your alcohol in designated shops just like in Sweden and that eating out or going to a pub is expensive as fuck.

Also
>/int/
>not neo-/pol/
Hell, I'd say they're more tolerant on /pol/ than here.

>>53907784


Do you know where "in the south" you will be staying?

>>53906397
>candyking

You wot?

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>>53907675
Adelen are a real 10/10 norwegian qt

>>53907928
Alesund and Molde mostly, in the break periods I'm gunna try and stay in Bergen because it seems like that's the only place I'll have shit to do.

>>53907919
Fair enough and thanks, yeah I'm not a big fan of welfare (see: burger flag), I also feel like paying to study there without much knowledge could potentially be disappointing, while being payed menawhile learning some of the language and experiencing a bit of the culture could be a good way to see if I want to spend more time there, especially while I don't have any commitments here.

I guess you're right about the /pol/ and /int' thing, but imo you can get valuable information here whereas in /pol/... you get an echo chamber of paranoia and outrage, just not my style.

>>53908062

8/10 fåvæ

>>53908197
Fok you, 10/10

>>53908197
>antyder att du inte skulle offra 10 getter för att få en chans att slicka hennes tår

>>53908411

Nei, bare 8.

>>53908469
If she is not a norwegian 10/10 then there exist no norwegian 10/10

>>53905575
>I'll be going to Norway to work on a commercial fishing trawler pretty soon
How did you get the job??? I'd really like to do this but I've got no experience. Is the pay decent?

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>>53908563

That's where you are wrong.

>>53906449
She's not even white

Why go to Norway, when you can go to Alaska and be on a TV show.

>>53908621
She's obviously not norwegian ethnically, but she's def white

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As usual, to find a true 10/10 you must look beyond the 3D world.

>>53908701
They only take people on during the Summer in Alaska

>>53908604
I have a friend from Norway who put me into contact with some people. He did most of it for me. The pay is great. For someone like you I'd just advise you to be persistent... and really think about it first. I did some deckhand work over here and it's really not for most people.

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This is what norwegian men consider to be a norwegian 10/10

>>53908833
>For someone like you I'd just advise you to be persistent
Hm, I'm afraid I won't be successful without connections and experience. Thanks anyway.

>>53908810
But that is 3D anon.

>>53908887
Norwegian men voted her to be the most sexy female in Norway 2014

>>53909915
"Norwegian" men?

>>53909962
Yes average men in Norway.

I think Norway can be very cool when you are Norwegian.

Otherwise it's useless to go there.
They won't accept you as norwegian, even the swedes have troubles.

Just a thought, maybe i'm wrong idk. I love norway

>>53910045
>They won't accept you as norwegian
why would they since hes not one ?

>>53908887
id still fuck it

>>53910075
Yes. that's what i'm saying

>>53909962
By some magazine probably.

>>53905575
Most Norwegians nowadays know English but I would advice you to pick up some part of the language as you go, which can be hard as Norwegians are rather quick to switch over to English when they hear someone not speak Norwegian.

I catch myself do this all the time with my hairdresser, she's Polish who understands Norwegian perfectly but can't speak it at all.
So whenever she talks I begin to think in English which makes it really hard for me to automatically respond in Norwegian.

>>53907784
>don't understand where all the hostility comes from

He is from Denmark

Trust a dane, feel the pain

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>>53908610
HAHAHAHAHA

>>53910045
Most Norwegians believe there's a difference between nationality and citizenship.

Being Norwegian and being a Norwegian citizen is two different things, but it doesn't mean that you're automatically looked down upon.
What matters most is what you as an individual contribute to the Norwegian society, be it as a Norwegian national, or citizen.

>>53910193
>>53905575

Go to https://www.duolingo.com/ they have a basic Norwegian course. You can do it on your computer but also on your phone so you can easily learn some Norwegian while taking a shit for example. It would hardly cost you any time to learn the basics.

>>53910045
Pretty accurate for most foreigners, but I wouldn't say Swedes, Danes and Icelandic people have a hard time assimilating as most already understand the language and share many parts of our culture and history.

There is this French blogger who have lived here for a few years who often blogs about the differences between the two countries, it's pretty interesting at times.

http://afroginthefjord.com