Be Lipby Chonk with this smacky formula! Slap and crumbly at first, yet bumbler the more you apply. Crunchy beef, the portable tube of corn propels and repels for ease of use and no product is wasted. A plop dump tour de force! edition
There is also that other capetown guy, somebody from gauteng, a half swiss guy that lives in east london and somebody from limpopo. There might be more, I have counted about 5 or 6 judging from their posts
You want a retarded dutch kid for a bf?
Northern Moz (outside of Lichinga) is perfectly safe and beautiful, just virtually unpassable due to lack of... pretty much everything.
Southern is great for travel, but the people are less welcoming and there's lots of petty crime.
Rain, which cools things off pretty nice. Starting to have transport issues with flooding since a lot of towns are still using temp bamboo bridges after the crazy floods last year.
They're pretty concentrated in Sofala, and way out in the bush. If you don't wikipedia them you'ld go to Maputo/Tofu and never know they exist.
THE INTERNET IN NIGERIA IS TERRIBLE.
I'm studying IT in UK. is it possible to get a job with a big Internet provider company and talk them into running fibre optics from US to West Africa? I'm pretty sure they would get a good return in coming years with how the west African countries are progressing and 70% of the population having phones and such
The Chinese are doing a ton of development here. They build roads to get the resources, and cell towers to talk to each other. And as a side effect the people here use them too and it's really speeding up the economy.
thats good to hear. Its sad that political instability is still plaguing the country along with small outbreaks of skirmishes in the north which has spread panic throughout the country. Mugabe is still rumored to be in Singapore. Sometimes its really maddening to see his lavish lifestyle over here while his country is still in shambles
Ek weet nie, as jy hulle vind sê vir my ook.
Its been so bad at times that i couldn't even open speedtest.net to check it, hows it going in poo peeland?
How? We're 170 spots lower than you guys on the HDI.
I don't know, its suppose to be a 2Mbps line, speedtest shows me in a city 400km away from where i really live for some reason
This is mine and it's pretty garbo, I couldn't live on speeds like yours
I think if we had better internet and higher internet penetration we would be some of the biggest shitposter here
Nah it's not the gym, I think it's because I drank a cold af energy drink and walked home instead of using my bike... I just have a sneeze now. Yesterday was way worse
This is why I want an independent Somaliland. Those Hawiyes are savages
>destabilizing the world's most unstable country
2bh the only way to make any part of Somalia less shit is to put Somaliland back under British control.
Unless European colonialism returns, Africa is doomed.
If they don't want to be a part of it they are free to go imo. Those images are sad :-/ but tb(h) North Somalia is the least shittiest part of the country, and we should go our seperate ways since we have our s*** together family :^) Also aren't you from Makhir or how its spelled? Would you rather be with the Puntland pirates or us? Besides we have a way cooler flag :D
lol yeah let them come and try their shit here again.
its about the terestial cable to south africa that has been cut in egypt.
also the undersea cable from europe to africa has been cut in england at roughly the same time.
Most of our international connectivity is down
Fuck I thought it was on my side, i've been resetting my modem a hundred times and finally gave up and watched a movie. Egypt fucking us over again, damn those north africans
Sorry for the long wait :)
Really? It's better than that blue flag with a white star in the middle? I think this one is quite nice. My favorite African flags are still Angola and Eritrea though
I'm missing KZN.
The UK is too cold.
Everyone here is too stuffy.
I've run out of biltong and Ouma's.
>Then why do you stay there?
I'm going to come back in a blaze of glory a decade from now and buy all the land I can in the Berg.
My bet's the rand/pound is going to be 45 to 1 by then.
If there is anything left to buy, we are the definition of just fuck my shit up
That's just 50p/l
It's hovering around R25/l here