/Afr/ican general / Afrika algemeen

those are too small for african lips.

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>tfw no Afrikaans bf

>>53905413
Ey, Another South African 4Channer, lekker om te sien iemand anders hier ^^

is dit niei die middel van die nag in aruba nie?
also have that feel :(

>>53905545
2 saffers post in this thread every day:) one from mosselbay and me in bum fuck north west

>>53905553
It's 4:05.

so after one hour at the office my work for the day is done. so i can either go home and fix my gutters or sit at the office play vidya and shitpost....

>>53905584
There is also that other capetown guy, somebody from gauteng, a half swiss guy that lives in east london and somebody from limpopo. There might be more, I have counted about 5 or 6 judging from their posts

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>>53905475
You want a retarded dutch kid for a bf?

>>53906093
>most successful group of people in africa
>retarded

Doesnt say much about africa now does it?

>>53906093
How can we be retards if we have such great education?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IzrESB4ons

>>53906296
fucking mr mabunda

>>53906160
Ive heard africa is a great place to visit and that people who visit fall in love with it. Is this true?

>>53906435
african people are very welcoming and friendly where ever you go.

You will have an amazing time here.

>>53906516
Ive always wanted to travel africa. Like the non muslim parts. Just buy a motorcycle up north (sub Sahara) and ride all the way down to the south. Its the dream

>>53906093
See
>>53906160

Whatever, you still sound funny.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NeKdDCR319s

>>53906574
nah. you can travel like that in south africa namibia botswana even zimbabwe. the rest is not advised to travel in that mode.

>>53906574
Dude that sounds incredible. I'd honestly be more worried about the wild beasts than the African people.

>>53906765
What areas/countries would you avoid?

>>53906828
Thats why you bring you gun amerbro, you should know all about that

>>53906828
you can go from kenya tanzania malawi botswana namibia and south africa relativly safely.

also zambia is safe

>>53906863
all the rest i didnt mention i would avoid in subsahara africa.

drc, car, congo, angola and northern mozambique would be madness and certain death

>>53906722
There is nothing wrong with our accent, yours is much shitter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ

oega boega waar de blanke qts zijn?

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>>53907104
That's only drunks and druggies tho

>>53906992

Northern Moz (outside of Lichinga) is perfectly safe and beautiful, just virtually unpassable due to lack of... pretty much everything.

Southern is great for travel, but the people are less welcoming and there's lots of petty crime.

>>53907263
Hows the weather?

>>53907263
i just wanna stay far away from any renamo presence

>>53907263
are you local?
where are you at?
you guys have been really at the bottom of the list for awhile now. Is the economy getting any better now?

>>53907382
us aid worker teaching

>>53907335
Rain, which cools things off pretty nice. Starting to have transport issues with flooding since a lot of towns are still using temp bamboo bridges after the crazy floods last year.

>>53907346
They're pretty concentrated in Sofala, and way out in the bush. If you don't wikipedia them you'ld go to Maputo/Tofu and never know they exist.

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THE INTERNET IN NIGERIA IS TERRIBLE.

I'm studying IT in UK. is it possible to get a job with a big Internet provider company and talk them into running fibre optics from US to West Africa? I'm pretty sure they would get a good return in coming years with how the west African countries are progressing and 70% of the population having phones and such

>>53907382
The Chinese are doing a ton of development here. They build roads to get the resources, and cell towers to talk to each other. And as a side effect the people here use them too and it's really speeding up the economy.

>>53907550
speedtest.net

>>53907513
it's currently raining over here as well lmao, it's also humid as fuck

>>53907550
not after that 5 Billion dollar fine you gave MTN.

>>53907550
Hey Nigeria!

Is that why we haven't seen many of you on /int/ before?

Are you just back for the holidays? How do you like the UK?

here its nice cool and rainy

hmmm maybe i should go home and binge watch a series.
any suggestions?

>>53907651
Gilmoure girls
F.R.R.I.E.N.D.S
The walking dead
Seinfeld
Fraiser

>>53907701
hmm seen everything cept last season of walking dead, might just do that.

>>53907728
Why do you need 3 maids?

>>53907760
just 2 maids. and a gardener. Its a big house. also lots of wooden floors that takes ages to polish

>>53907565
thats good to hear. Its sad that political instability is still plaguing the country along with small outbreaks of skirmishes in the north which has spread panic throughout the country. Mugabe is still rumored to be in Singapore. Sometimes its really maddening to see his lavish lifestyle over here while his country is still in shambles

>>53907550
I see you got my message

>>53907887
pls throw eggs at mugabe.

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>>53907129
Ek weet nie, as jy hulle vind sê vir my ook.

>>53907571
post joune

>>53907950
His days are numbered my friend, his health is failing fast, has been rumored still warded in a private cancer hospital since last week

hows everyone tonight?

>>53909126
Sick.

>>53908085

Literally Australia tier

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>>53909493
Its been so bad at times that i couldn't even open speedtest.net to check it, hows it going in poo peeland?

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>>53908085
How? We're 170 spots lower than you guys on the HDI.

>>53909981
*70 spots

>>53909166
sick

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>>53909981
I don't know, its suppose to be a 2Mbps line, speedtest shows me in a city 400km away from where i really live for some reason

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>>53908085
not the guy who speak afrikaans

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sup

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>>53909897

This is mine and it's pretty garbo, I couldn't live on speeds like yours

>>53909981
>that tfw when even third worlders have better internet than australia

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>>53910888

I think if we had better internet and higher internet penetration we would be some of the biggest shitposter here

Still sick... Fuck this shit life ;_; desu

gyms are full of germs and diseases. its your own fault

Hello friends :3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdoB4PFntUs

>>53912356
I feel like Ghana would beat you at your own game

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>>53914635
Nah it's not the gym, I think it's because I drank a cold af energy drink and walked home instead of using my bike... I just have a sneeze now. Yesterday was way worse

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KDF BTFO

>>53910689
>ISP
>Cablevision
eh?

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>>53915985
This is why I want an independent Somaliland. Those Hawiyes are savages

>>53916752
>destabilizing the world's most unstable country
2bh the only way to make any part of Somalia less shit is to put Somaliland back under British control.
Unless European colonialism returns, Africa is doomed.

>>53916752
You're a sellout, this is the so called Somaliland you're advocating
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZbNz1Fs60M

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>>53917528
If they don't want to be a part of it they are free to go imo. Those images are sad :-/ but tb(h) North Somalia is the least shittiest part of the country, and we should go our seperate ways since we have our s*** together family :^) Also aren't you from Makhir or how its spelled? Would you rather be with the Puntland pirates or us? Besides we have a way cooler flag :D

>>53919435
I'm actually not a big fan of that flag. I feel like you guys could do better

You guys should watch cctv africa channel on youtube

>>53906574

You will get kidnapped and killed in a rescue mission

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>we used to worship a cow

any other saffer had problems connecting to 4chan for past few hours?

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>>53917277
lol yeah let them come and try their shit here again.

>>53920892
http://www.fin24.com/Tech/News/sa-internet-connectivity-hit-by-cable-outages-20160121

god damn egyptians

My phone won't let me open the link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kUGxPZuSM4

>>53921793
its about the terestial cable to south africa that has been cut in egypt.
also the undersea cable from europe to africa has been cut in england at roughly the same time.


Most of our international connectivity is down

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>>53921229
>>53920892
Fuck I thought it was on my side, i've been resetting my modem a hundred times and finally gave up and watched a movie. Egypt fucking us over again, damn those north africans

>>53922967
dis weird hoe verslaaf ons geraak het aan internet

bump since all the expat african regulars are stricken with disease

>>53923845
Ja ek het niks beter om te doen nie dan internet ek net heeldag, dis al so sleg ek tik soms "4chan int" in as my rekenaar se password

Goeie dag

>>53929928
Goeie naand

>>53920027
Sorry for the long wait :)

Really? It's better than that blue flag with a white star in the middle? I think this one is quite nice. My favorite African flags are still Angola and Eritrea though

my fav african flag is sweden's

If CONCACAF and Conmenol were to merge, should the CFU (Caribbean Football Union) go to CAF?

>>53930855
literally what? the only thing nice about guatamal is their flag. and then you come here under a tripcode with an american flag...

>>53931252
me (CT poster) is the only American allowed in here

>>53931371
post your nose and we will see

>>53931443
why

>>53931252
Damn, Africans are xenophobic as fuck.
I post in all generals at least once m8

>>53931558
go away

>>53931598
No just for that, I'll stay and become part of the discussion in this failed to die general

>>53931710
ok thats nice

sleep well every one.

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I'm missing KZN.

The UK is too cold.

Everyone here is too stuffy.

I've run out of biltong and Ouma's.

>>53932347
Then why do you stay there?

>>53931710
Do all south americans speak the same type of spanish or can you tell the difference between a mexican and a colombian?

>>53932736
>Then why do you stay there?
£££

I'm going to come back in a blaze of glory a decade from now and buy all the land I can in the Berg.
My bet's the rand/pound is going to be 45 to 1 by then.

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>>53932998
If there is anything left to buy, we are the definition of just fuck my shit up

>>53933122
Naw, I'm sure home will still be fine by then.

Fuck the tourists must be having a field day with the exchange rate as it is.

>>53933389
Yes, and we are seeing no benefit from the low oil price, petrol still at R12/l

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>>53933779
That's just 50p/l

It's hovering around R25/l here

>>53934540
Yes but don't you earn more compared to us for the same work