Canada's national bird BTFO by Australia's national bird.
>Australia waged war on its own national bird
"Cuck-a-doodle-doo", says the rooster.
"It's time to go prepare the big black emus for dear Stacy."
nah, cassowaries are like dinosaurs
emus are pussies
I know you can have emu farms. I think people harvest their oil and meat or something I'm not really sure.
But I'm 90% sure you can't breed cassowaries, they're only found in the north and they might be endangered.
Yeah they are, they're jumpy, fidgety cowards.