1. Cunt 2. Do you wipe your butt sitting or standing 3. Do

>1. Cunt
Canada

>2. Do you wipe your butt sitting or standing
Sitting

>3. Do you wet your toothbrush with the paste on it before brushing your teeth?
No, before I put the paste on it

>4. Do you sit or squat on the toilet in any manner?
I don't fully sit on the seat, I kind of lean forward so my ass never touches the back of the toilet seat

>5. Do you take off your shirt when taking a shit?
Yes, so I can wipe my ass with it

>6. Do you have a strange habit with anything you eat? For example putting ketchup on ice cream
Yes, I put icecream on my ketchup

>7. Do your parents know you're gay?
No, I haven't told them yet.

1 usa
2 bend over
3 yes
4 yes
5 no
6 yes, either i try to mix it completely or separate the parts completely, having some separate parts and some mix parts hurts
7 loaded question

1. flag
2. sitting
3. of course
4. yes, sit
5. no
6. not really
7. im mostly straight but they think im gay havent told them anything

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It's my dream to grope some Slavic qts on a really crowded train. Where would be the best place to go?

>>53899795
A slavic country

1. flag
2. sitting
3. no
4. yes
5. i'm naked when i shit
6. no
7.

>>53899273
>freedomland
>sitting
>before of course
>i sit like a nonautist
>no
>lol wtf no
>im not, fag

>>53899795
On a crowded train

>>53900874
don't women mind it? it seems weird that they say nothing

>>53899273
>1. Cunt
Flag

>2. Do you wipe your butt sitting or standing
I sit

>3. Do you wet your toothbrush with the paste on it before brushing your teeth?
Why the fuck would you do that, you'd wash the paste off. Wet first, then paste goes on.

>4. Do you sit or squat on the toilet in any manner?
Nah I shit into my hands and then drop in in the bowel. People's asses touch the toilet, it's gross.

>5. Do you take off your shirt when taking a shit?
I'm extremely shy, so I usually just cut a hole in my trousers for the poop to go out and then stitch it up later. The shirt stays on even in the shower.

>6. Do you have a strange habit with anything you eat? For example putting ketchup on ice cream
Mustard on fucking everything, except steak. Anything that can include beets is meant to include beets.

>7. Do your parents know you're gay?
I fucked my mom once, so I think I've got her fooled pretty good.

>>53899273
1

2 Standing

3 yes

4. sit

5. Yes

6. No

7. I'm pretty sure they think I am

>>53899273
>1. Cunt
flag
>2. Do you wipe your butt sitting or standing
sitting
>3. Do you wet your toothbrush with the paste on it before brushing your teeth?
wet first
>4. Do you sit or squat on the toilet in any manner?
kind of leaning forward, my ass never touches the back of the seat
>5. Do you take off your shirt when taking a shit?
only if its going to be a big shit
>6. Do you have a strange habit with anything you eat? For example putting ketchup on ice cream
i enjoy dipping french fries into icecream.
>7. Do your parents know you're gay?
never said anything, but im pretty sure they know.

>>53899273
1. Fag
2. Who the fuck does it standing?
3. yes
4. See answer to 2
5. what
6. I spread nutela on dick before I suck it
7. yes

>>53899273
>mcc hay rolingas en australia
esa, amigo!

>>53899273
1. Cunt
FREEDOM
2. Do you wipe your butt sitting or standing
bend my knees
3. Do you wet your toothbrush with the paste on it before brushing your teeth?
yes
4. Do you sit or squat on the toilet in any manner?
I pull my ass apart then lean on my the balls of my feet
5. Do you take off your shirt when taking a shit?
they are people who dont?
6. Do you have a strange habit with anything you eat? For example putting ketchup on ice cream
about every 5 minutes I run down stairs and grab and a hand full of cheez-its are shove them all in my mouth at once
7. Do your parents know you're gay?
wew lad

>>53899795
off 4chan

1. Uhmerica
2. Sitting of course
3. Yeah
4. Sitting of course
5. No what the fuck
6. Some people think it's weird that I prefer coffee plain without cream
7. How can I be gay if I just fucked your mom last night?

1. Flag
2. Sitting
3. Yes
4. Sit
5. No
6. I patrol around the kitchen table a few times to look for anything that can be a threat
7. Oh you.

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>>53899273
>1. Cunt
Germany.
>2. Do you wipe your butt sitting or standing
Standing, because how am I supposed to wipe it properly if I can barely reach my butt?
>3. Do you wet your toothbrush with the paste on it before brushing your teeth?
No, even though it was a habit of mine as a kid. Took me a while to drop that. It's pointless.
>4. Do you sit or squat on the toilet in any manner?
Why are most of your questions toilet related?
I sit on it. How else are you supposed to shit?
>5. Do you take off your shirt when taking a shit?
Why would I? Where's the need for that?
If you're asking this, why not go completely nude?
>6. Do you have a strange habit with anything you eat? For example putting ketchup on ice cream
Nothing weird or anything.
It's just fucking Nutella and I eat it with a spoon right from the glass. I work out, so it's not too bad, but fuck that stuff is heaven.
I rarely do that, because it's kinda expensive.
>7. Do your parents know you're gay?
I'm hetero, don't have a problem with bi or gay people. Some of my friends are gay so many people assumed I'm gay too.
I have to come out one day as hetero, I guess.

If you wipe your ass while sitting you are a woman.

>>53901138
They don't like it generally and hate people doing that.
Are you that autistic?
Enjoy the lawsuit.

>>53903533
Every girl I know wipes their ass standing

>>53903560
Is this a common topic for conversation in Australia? Or do you spy on girls in the bathroom?

>>53903781
both

>>53903781
australian women are quite open about what they talk about, there's no shame.

>>53903533
why would you want your shit stuck to your cheeks?

>>53899273
>1. Cunt
Move your cursor over my flag.
>2. Do you wipe your butt sitting or standing
Sitting.
>3. Do you wet your toothbrush with the paste on it before brushing your teeth?
Yes.
>4. Do you sit or squat on the toilet in any manner?
Prefer squatting.
>5. Do you take off your shirt when taking a shit?
Only when it's hot.
>6. Do you have a strange habit with anything you eat? For example putting ketchup on ice cream
No.
>7. Do your parents know you're gay?
I'm not gay.

>>53905446
>>Move your cursor over my flag.
sounds like some kind of coffee

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>>53899795
Moldova

>>53905771
that's a train?

>>53899273
>1. Cunt
fuck off
>2. Do you wipe your butt sitting or standing
semi-standing
>3. Do you wet your toothbrush with the paste on it before brushing your teeth?
before even putting on the paste
>4. Do you sit or squat on the toilet in any manner?
sit
>5. Do you take off your shirt when taking a shit?
no, but I often remove my pants/underwear from one leg, so I can have the legs wide apart
>6. Do you have a strange habit with anything you eat? For example putting ketchup on ice cream
I drink milk with like 50% of everything I eat
>7. Do your parents know you're gay?
yes, but I'm not gay

>>53899795

Koln

>>53899273
>1. Cunt
The flag.

>2. Do you wipe your butt sitting or standing
Standing.

>3. Do you wet your toothbrush with the paste on it before brushing your teeth?
I do it without paste.

>4. Do you sit or squat on the toilet in any manner?
I do sit, I can't squat ;_;

>5. Do you take off your shirt when taking a shit?
Who would like to? It's cold here.

>6. Do you have a strange habit with anything you eat? For example putting ketchup on ice cream
I have n-nothing special. Or I don't remember any.

>7. Do your parents know you're gay?
No homo.

1. (fucking) Leaf
2. Sitting
3. Yes
4. Sit
5. Dafuq no
6. I put sriracha on my bagels
7. Yes

>>53899273
>1. Cunt
Cunt
>2. Do you wipe your butt sitting or standing
I hover a little bit above the seat
>3. Do you wet your toothbrush with the paste on it before brushing your teeth?
No, I do not wet my toothbrush at any stage in the process
>4. Do you sit or squat on the toilet in any manner?
I sit
>5. Do you take off your shirt when taking a shit?
No. I might take off a bulky jacket or the like though.
>6. Do you have a strange habit with anything you eat? For example putting ketchup on ice cream
Barbecue sauce and milo sandwich is pretty nice. My habit though is to cut the fat off of a cut of meat and to eat just the fat discarding the meat.
>7. Do your parents know you're gay?
No

1. USA
2. sitting
3.i wet the brush then put the paste on
4. I sit
5. No
6. I don't like eating anything off bones (ribs, chicken wings, etc). Bones freak me out.
7. Yes because they walked in on me pillaging your anus, no homo

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>1. Cunt
UK

>2. Do you wipe your butt sitting or standing
Standing.

>3. Do you wet your toothbrush with the paste on it before brushing your teeth?
Yes

>4. Do you sit or squat on the toilet in any manner?
Sit

>5. Do you take off your shirt when taking a shit?
No

>6. Do you have a strange habit with anything you eat? For example putting ketchup on ice cream
Not that I can think of.

>7. Do your parents know you're gay?
I am not gay.

>1. Cunt
portugal

>2. Do you wipe your butt sitting or standing
Sitting

>3. Do you wet your toothbrush with the paste on it before brushing your teeth?
No, before I put the paste on it

>4. Do you sit or squat on the toilet in any manner?
sit

>5. Do you take off your shirt when taking a shit?
no

>6. Do you have a strange habit with anything you eat? For example putting ketchup on ice cream
no

>7. Do your parents know you're gay?
No

How tf do you niggers wipe properly while standing. Do you have giant assess or t-rex arms?

>>53906022
Yes, 1st class with a bar inside

>>53906713
yes, I have a manbunda

It's not that bad, I use a bidet afterwards anyway :^)

>>53906251
Too easy.

>>53906624
>>No
when do you plan on telling them?

>>53906705
>>No
when do you plan on telling them?

>>53907489
Never, I will either find a nice girl or become a priest.

>>53908350
then why did you say you haven't told your parents yet?

1. Hotdog
2. Standing / half squat
3. Yes
4. Sit (I don't poo in public toilets)
5. Sometimes
6. No
7. No and I'm not gay

>>53899273
>1. Cunt
Americunt
>2. Do you wipe your butt sitting or standing
Sitting
>3. Do you wet your toothbrush with the paste on it before brushing your teeth?
Before and after paste.
>4. Do you sit or squat on the toilet in any manner?
Yes
>5. Do you take off your shirt when taking a shit?
Depends
>6. Do you have a strange habit with anything you eat? For example putting ketchup on ice cream
P O A C H E D E G G S O N E V E R Y T H A N G
>7. Do your parents know you're gay?
Question is more loaded than your ass

>>53910537
>>P O A C H E D E G G S O N E V E R Y T H A N G
i have it with soup

I dont understand standing to wipe. Does it not smear shit everywhere when you stand up?

>>53911732
i know right?

>1. Cunt
Cunt.

>2. Do you wipe your butt sitting or standing
Semi-standing/squatting

>3. Do you wet your toothbrush with the paste on it before brushing your teeth?
Nope.

>4. Do you sit or squat on the toilet in any manner?
Sit, but I sometimes get into a semi-squat position.

>5. Do you take off your shirt when taking a shit?
Nooooo... wut.

>6. Do you have a strange habit with anything you eat? For example putting ketchup on ice cream
Amerifag proxy detected. But no.

>7. Do your parents know you're gay?
They probably suspect something by now, surely.