west Norway, best Norway

>>53888478

>west norway
Shit weather
Shit people
Shit dialect srsly.. the throaty "r"? Who the hell likes that? Sounds like you got raped by ze germans and french. Every true Norwegian roll their r's. Im willing to bet everyone who comes to Norway hates your dialect.

T. Lived in Bergen for a year

>>53889213

Came here to say this desu senpai baka

>>53889213
west Norway
>best weather
>best people
>best dialect
master race

>>53889213
>half of western Norway roll on their 'r's
>Bremanger got the dialect who rolls the most on their 'r's in all of Norway

t. Lived all over the region as far north as Kristiansund to Stavanger in the South

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>>53888478
there is west and east norway?

more like north and south

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>>53889966

bergen is center of the world.fact.

>>53890167
Luckily there are also huge ass mountains containing all the shit weather and shit people in the red zone and keeping them from bothering us on the east side too much. Some people make it across though but they are swiftly dealt with.

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Why are west Norwegians such losers?

Tell me the stereotypes and memes of each region of Norway please

Bonus, tell which ones are actually true

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>53890533

Bergen is pretty much San Fransisco with a Boston climate

Does Bergen have a high suicide rate?

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>>53890533

Someone else do this.. im on my phone. To lazy to type that much

>>53890692
Not Boston but Seattle

>>53890692
Does it rain more in Boston than Seattle?

>>53890470
>shit people in the red zone and keeping them from bothering us on the east side too much

*swedes are pouring in to Oslo while he speaks* huehuehue

>>53890533
Eastern Norway is filled with faggots, immigrants, and swedes who all move to Oslo because of "muh metropolitan city"

Western Norway is filled with hard working men and women who create all the wealth in Norway.

Southern Norway is the bible belt.

Northern Norway are filled with samis, russian spies, and people who swears so often that you're allowed to call a police officer a "horse cock".

>>53893394
>Northern Norway are filled with samis, russian spies
You forgot to mention dem russian prostitutatos

>>53893672
>russian prostitutatos
>russians spies
>implying it's not the same

>>53890783
nah, suicide only gives us rimjobs and then she leaves again

>>53890666
Stavanger city is the black sheep of the western family. You make us all look like fools Stavanger!! Get your act together right now gawd damn it!